ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
SPEAK NO EVIL
Release Date: 2024
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 110 mins
If there is one thing that James McAvoy can do well, it is crazy, and he is completely delivering 'the crazy' in Speak No Evil. A psychological thriller and a remake of the Danish- Dutch film of the same name that was made in 2022, Speak No Evil manages to bring just enough intrigue and interest to keep you invested until the bitter end.
While vacationing in Italy, an American family of three befriend a free spirited British family and gain an invitation to holiday at their farmhouse in Devon. With the option of free travel available, the Americans happily head to the remote English location to immerse themselves in some local culture but soon discover that they have become embroiled in some very sinister goings on.
The story isn't exactly ground breaking, and the writing is on the wall very early on here, but the incredible cast really sell this film with their on-point delivery; especially Aisling Franciosi, Mackenzie Davis, Scoot McNairy and as I mentioned earlier, especially James McAvoy whose brings so much sinister side eye and sly smiling that it is impossible not to feel unnerved. For a simple thriller, this is definitely worth a gander.
FINAL SAY: Because you let us!
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2024
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 110 mins
If there is one thing that James McAvoy can do well, it is crazy, and he is completely delivering 'the crazy' in Speak No Evil. A psychological thriller and a remake of the Danish- Dutch film of the same name that was made in 2022, Speak No Evil manages to bring just enough intrigue and interest to keep you invested until the bitter end.
While vacationing in Italy, an American family of three befriend a free spirited British family and gain an invitation to holiday at their farmhouse in Devon. With the option of free travel available, the Americans happily head to the remote English location to immerse themselves in some local culture but soon discover that they have become embroiled in some very sinister goings on.
The story isn't exactly ground breaking, and the writing is on the wall very early on here, but the incredible cast really sell this film with their on-point delivery; especially Aisling Franciosi, Mackenzie Davis, Scoot McNairy and as I mentioned earlier, especially James McAvoy whose brings so much sinister side eye and sly smiling that it is impossible not to feel unnerved. For a simple thriller, this is definitely worth a gander.
FINAL SAY: Because you let us!
3 Chilli Peppers
THE SUBSTANCE
Release Date: 2024
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 141 mins
A satirical body-horror; written, directed and co-produced by Coralie Fargeat that is sure to raise some eye brows and churns some weaker stomachs with it's sickly, visceral and highly amusing stab at Hollywood's relentless cries for youth and beauty.
Actress and fitness guru Elisabeth Sparkle has just turned 50 and her sleazy producer Harvey is already showing her the door. Unwilling to go down without a fight, Elizabeth orders a mysterious serum called 'The Substance' that promises a more youthful and perfect version of the self. Elizabeth immediately administers the serum and sets about re-establishing herself in Hollywood as Sue, a much hotter and youthful version of herself. But youth and beauty always has a price, and Elizabeth finds that she is now on a very slippery slope of desperation and depravity.
The Substance is a brilliant horror film; it has an interesting storyline, lots of gross out scenes and some really solid performances from both Demi Moore as Elizabeth and Margaret Qualley as Sue. Honestly, this could be Moore's big come back film, she is just great in this.
In truth, there is a lot to like about this movie. Sure, the last half hour is straight up bonkers, but who cares? No-ones goes to see a body-horror flick expecting to see a completely sensible slice of cinema anyway, so just strap in and enjoy the ride, I guarantee that you won't forget it!
FINAL SAY: There has been a slight misuse of the Substance.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2024
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 141 mins
A satirical body-horror; written, directed and co-produced by Coralie Fargeat that is sure to raise some eye brows and churns some weaker stomachs with it's sickly, visceral and highly amusing stab at Hollywood's relentless cries for youth and beauty.
Actress and fitness guru Elisabeth Sparkle has just turned 50 and her sleazy producer Harvey is already showing her the door. Unwilling to go down without a fight, Elizabeth orders a mysterious serum called 'The Substance' that promises a more youthful and perfect version of the self. Elizabeth immediately administers the serum and sets about re-establishing herself in Hollywood as Sue, a much hotter and youthful version of herself. But youth and beauty always has a price, and Elizabeth finds that she is now on a very slippery slope of desperation and depravity.
The Substance is a brilliant horror film; it has an interesting storyline, lots of gross out scenes and some really solid performances from both Demi Moore as Elizabeth and Margaret Qualley as Sue. Honestly, this could be Moore's big come back film, she is just great in this.
In truth, there is a lot to like about this movie. Sure, the last half hour is straight up bonkers, but who cares? No-ones goes to see a body-horror flick expecting to see a completely sensible slice of cinema anyway, so just strap in and enjoy the ride, I guarantee that you won't forget it!
FINAL SAY: There has been a slight misuse of the Substance.
4 Chilli Peppers
ODDITY
Release Date: 2024
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 98 mins
Written and directed by Damian McCarthy, Oddity combines just the right amount of jump scare with the perfect amount of unnerving interludes, which amounts to a seriously compelling and unsettling slice of horror.
A local psychiatrist's wife is brutally murdered at the couples newly acquired country estate. Twelve months, to the day later, her blind, clairvoyant twin arrives at the house with a strange wooden mannequin, seeking to uncover the mystery of her sister's unsolved murder.
Oddity delivers, as its title suggests, oddity in bucket loads. From the opening scene to the very end, there are so many dark turns and twists, and just when you think that you've worked out what is going on, it all finishes with a very satisfying kicker of an ending that you may not see coming at all.
Carolyn Bracken is the backbone of the movie, playing both of the twin sisters exceptionally well; and she really should be applauded for her convincing portrayal of a blind person because most actors fail dismally to manage that very well at all and she was just terrific. Overall, this is a great little Irish horror, and a must see offering for 2024.
FINAL SAY: There's someone in there with you.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2024
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 98 mins
Written and directed by Damian McCarthy, Oddity combines just the right amount of jump scare with the perfect amount of unnerving interludes, which amounts to a seriously compelling and unsettling slice of horror.
A local psychiatrist's wife is brutally murdered at the couples newly acquired country estate. Twelve months, to the day later, her blind, clairvoyant twin arrives at the house with a strange wooden mannequin, seeking to uncover the mystery of her sister's unsolved murder.
Oddity delivers, as its title suggests, oddity in bucket loads. From the opening scene to the very end, there are so many dark turns and twists, and just when you think that you've worked out what is going on, it all finishes with a very satisfying kicker of an ending that you may not see coming at all.
Carolyn Bracken is the backbone of the movie, playing both of the twin sisters exceptionally well; and she really should be applauded for her convincing portrayal of a blind person because most actors fail dismally to manage that very well at all and she was just terrific. Overall, this is a great little Irish horror, and a must see offering for 2024.
FINAL SAY: There's someone in there with you.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
LONGLEGS
Release Date: 2024
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 101 mins
An American horror/ thriller directed and written by Osgood Perkins (son of actor Anthony Perkins from the Psycho movie franchise). With all of the investigative 'serial killer' intrigue of The Silence of the Lambs and all of the creepy supernatural elements of Sinister, Longlegs comes on like a hurricane, delivering a sophisticated and contemplative horror watch that will leave you pondering for days.
FBI agent Lee Harker uses her strong intuition to accurately solve crimes, as a result she is assigned to a particularly mysterious and decades-old unsolved series of crimes. After each murder a cryptic letter is left behind displaying satanic coding and the signature Longlegs. Lee must move swiftly to solve the puzzle of clues before Longlegs claims another victim.
What makes Longlegs so good is the mixture of psychological and supernatural horror, it is completely compelling. Also the cinematography and sound in this film is incredibly stylish, really adding to the complex layers of storytelling perfectly. Nicholas Cage is nightmarish and mostly unrecognisable as Longlegs, delivering something so unsettling that it rivals the likes of Hannibal Lecter with it's hideous and absurd brutality. Maika Monroe again proves that horror is her best genre as the young FBI agent Lee Harker; and together, she and Cage produce a powerhouse of macabre fascination.
Longlegs is absolutely unmissable viewing for true horror fans and to me, seems destined to become a cult classic offering.
FINAL SAY: Oh! There she is! The almost-birthday girl!
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2024
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 101 mins
An American horror/ thriller directed and written by Osgood Perkins (son of actor Anthony Perkins from the Psycho movie franchise). With all of the investigative 'serial killer' intrigue of The Silence of the Lambs and all of the creepy supernatural elements of Sinister, Longlegs comes on like a hurricane, delivering a sophisticated and contemplative horror watch that will leave you pondering for days.
FBI agent Lee Harker uses her strong intuition to accurately solve crimes, as a result she is assigned to a particularly mysterious and decades-old unsolved series of crimes. After each murder a cryptic letter is left behind displaying satanic coding and the signature Longlegs. Lee must move swiftly to solve the puzzle of clues before Longlegs claims another victim.
What makes Longlegs so good is the mixture of psychological and supernatural horror, it is completely compelling. Also the cinematography and sound in this film is incredibly stylish, really adding to the complex layers of storytelling perfectly. Nicholas Cage is nightmarish and mostly unrecognisable as Longlegs, delivering something so unsettling that it rivals the likes of Hannibal Lecter with it's hideous and absurd brutality. Maika Monroe again proves that horror is her best genre as the young FBI agent Lee Harker; and together, she and Cage produce a powerhouse of macabre fascination.
Longlegs is absolutely unmissable viewing for true horror fans and to me, seems destined to become a cult classic offering.
FINAL SAY: Oh! There she is! The almost-birthday girl!
4 Chilli Peppers
LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL
Release Date: 2024
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 93 mins
A supernatural horror; written, directed and edited by Colin and Cameron Cairnes that uniquely uses elements of documentary filmmaking to deliver a found footage energy to a wickedly fresh script, and the result is just mesmerising.
It's 1977 and Night Owls, a variety talk show hosted by Jack Delroy is having a special occult themed Halloween episode. Special guests include a self proclaimed psychic, a sceptical former magician, a parapsychologist and a 13 year old girl called Lilly who is reportedly possessed by a demonic spirit. What could possibly go wrong?
This is a delightfully twisted offering, cleverly hinging on 1970's America and its obsession with late night talk shows and all things occult related. David Dastmalchian is just exceptional, and perfectly cast as talk show host Jack Delroy; and with a strong supporting cast bringing all of the cheesy banter and silly antics of talk show TV to life perfectly, Late Night with the Devil delivers on all fronts. A must see for horror lovers looking for something different.
FINAL SAY: We met amongst the tall trees...remember?
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2024
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 93 mins
A supernatural horror; written, directed and edited by Colin and Cameron Cairnes that uniquely uses elements of documentary filmmaking to deliver a found footage energy to a wickedly fresh script, and the result is just mesmerising.
It's 1977 and Night Owls, a variety talk show hosted by Jack Delroy is having a special occult themed Halloween episode. Special guests include a self proclaimed psychic, a sceptical former magician, a parapsychologist and a 13 year old girl called Lilly who is reportedly possessed by a demonic spirit. What could possibly go wrong?
This is a delightfully twisted offering, cleverly hinging on 1970's America and its obsession with late night talk shows and all things occult related. David Dastmalchian is just exceptional, and perfectly cast as talk show host Jack Delroy; and with a strong supporting cast bringing all of the cheesy banter and silly antics of talk show TV to life perfectly, Late Night with the Devil delivers on all fronts. A must see for horror lovers looking for something different.
FINAL SAY: We met amongst the tall trees...remember?
4 Chilli Peppers
ABIGAIL
Release Date: 2024
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 119 mins
An American horror directed by Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett from a screenplay written by Stephen Shields and Guy Busick. Let me just say, straight out of stalls, that when it comes to Abigail, the less you know about the movie before you go in, the better. I'm not kidding, try hard to not even see the poster for the film before you see this because the marketing, the preview and the media material that came out before Abigail was released, seriously ruined the mystery of this movie for me completely, so go in blind if you can.
A team of six select criminals abduct a young ballet dancer from her wealthy home and deliver her to secluded Manor, as instructed to do by their boss. After waiting out the night, the team will share the $50 million ransom, all they have to do is stay at the manor until dawn.
All I can say without spoiling anything is, that even though I knew what was going to happen, I still really enjoyed Abigail. The cast has been well selected for their roles and they deliver perfectly, and Alisha Weir is fabulous as Abigail, proving that she will be 'one to watch' in the future.
FINAL SAY: I'm sorry about what's gonna happen to you.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2024
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 119 mins
An American horror directed by Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett from a screenplay written by Stephen Shields and Guy Busick. Let me just say, straight out of stalls, that when it comes to Abigail, the less you know about the movie before you go in, the better. I'm not kidding, try hard to not even see the poster for the film before you see this because the marketing, the preview and the media material that came out before Abigail was released, seriously ruined the mystery of this movie for me completely, so go in blind if you can.
A team of six select criminals abduct a young ballet dancer from her wealthy home and deliver her to secluded Manor, as instructed to do by their boss. After waiting out the night, the team will share the $50 million ransom, all they have to do is stay at the manor until dawn.
All I can say without spoiling anything is, that even though I knew what was going to happen, I still really enjoyed Abigail. The cast has been well selected for their roles and they deliver perfectly, and Alisha Weir is fabulous as Abigail, proving that she will be 'one to watch' in the future.
FINAL SAY: I'm sorry about what's gonna happen to you.
3 Chilli Peppers
SALTBURN
Release Date: 2023
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 127 mins
A psychological thriller and a black comedy; written, directed and co-produced by Emerald Fennell, Saltburn is definitely one of my favourite films of 2023. Steeped in gothic mystery, chock full of unscrupulous characters and peppered with kinky interludes, Saltburn is deeply intriguing and absolutely original in every respect.
Oliver is struggling to fit in at Oxford University. He becomes fast friends with Felix Catton, a rich and influential student that takes Oliver under his wing and asks him to join him at his family home 'Saltburn' for the summer break. Saltburn is a sprawling estate in the British countryside, filled with strange and entitled people and offering a release and a refuge to Oliver who has shared his tragic upbringing and difficult home life situation. But nothing is at all as it seems at Saltburn.
Sumptuously designed from the costumes and sets to the exceptionally good soundtrack, Saltburn is a true jolt to the senses. Intoxicating in every way, you just cannot look away, especially from the incredible cast that sports the likes of Barry Keoghan, Jacob Elordi, Alison Oliver, Carey Mulligan and Rosamund Pike. This film made me long for a summer holiday and envy the privilege of wealth, but most of all, it made me laugh and it made me blush, and for that I am giving this a big fat tick and a very high recommendation. Feel the burn of Saltburn for yourself!
FINAL SAY: I'm sorry my performance wasn't good enough.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2023
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 127 mins
A psychological thriller and a black comedy; written, directed and co-produced by Emerald Fennell, Saltburn is definitely one of my favourite films of 2023. Steeped in gothic mystery, chock full of unscrupulous characters and peppered with kinky interludes, Saltburn is deeply intriguing and absolutely original in every respect.
Oliver is struggling to fit in at Oxford University. He becomes fast friends with Felix Catton, a rich and influential student that takes Oliver under his wing and asks him to join him at his family home 'Saltburn' for the summer break. Saltburn is a sprawling estate in the British countryside, filled with strange and entitled people and offering a release and a refuge to Oliver who has shared his tragic upbringing and difficult home life situation. But nothing is at all as it seems at Saltburn.
Sumptuously designed from the costumes and sets to the exceptionally good soundtrack, Saltburn is a true jolt to the senses. Intoxicating in every way, you just cannot look away, especially from the incredible cast that sports the likes of Barry Keoghan, Jacob Elordi, Alison Oliver, Carey Mulligan and Rosamund Pike. This film made me long for a summer holiday and envy the privilege of wealth, but most of all, it made me laugh and it made me blush, and for that I am giving this a big fat tick and a very high recommendation. Feel the burn of Saltburn for yourself!
FINAL SAY: I'm sorry my performance wasn't good enough.
4 Chilli Peppers
TALK TO ME
Release Date: 2023
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 95 mins
An Australian supernatural horror, directed by Danny and Michael Philippou. Talk To Me made its worldwide premiere at the 2023 Sundance Film Festival and has been seriously creeping out audiences ever since. With a virtually unknown cast and a seriously unsettling storyline, Talk To Me is destined to become a cult horror classic.
A group of teenagers get their kicks from conjuring spirits, filming the outcomes and posting them onto social media. With the aid of a mysterious embalmed hand they are able to allow entities to possess their bodies, but as with all stories of possession, things go wrong and the consequences are of course, dreadful!
This is a genuinely gripping horror tale that had me captivated from start to end. Touching on concepts of grief, loss and the desperate need for belonging when it comes to teens, this film plays out in believable and disturbing ways, with the main actors giving convincing and emotional driven performances.
Talk To Me really does get under your skin, and it also delivers enough gore and shock value to appease hardcore fans of horror.
FINAL SAY: I let you in.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2023
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 95 mins
An Australian supernatural horror, directed by Danny and Michael Philippou. Talk To Me made its worldwide premiere at the 2023 Sundance Film Festival and has been seriously creeping out audiences ever since. With a virtually unknown cast and a seriously unsettling storyline, Talk To Me is destined to become a cult horror classic.
A group of teenagers get their kicks from conjuring spirits, filming the outcomes and posting them onto social media. With the aid of a mysterious embalmed hand they are able to allow entities to possess their bodies, but as with all stories of possession, things go wrong and the consequences are of course, dreadful!
This is a genuinely gripping horror tale that had me captivated from start to end. Touching on concepts of grief, loss and the desperate need for belonging when it comes to teens, this film plays out in believable and disturbing ways, with the main actors giving convincing and emotional driven performances.
Talk To Me really does get under your skin, and it also delivers enough gore and shock value to appease hardcore fans of horror.
FINAL SAY: I let you in.
4 Chilli Peppers
EVIL DEAD RISE
Release Date: 2023
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 96 mins
It was hard for me to envision an Evil Dead movie without a wise cracking Ash Williams and his chainsaw arm at the helm; in fact I was pretty sceptical about whether this fifth Evil Dead movie was even going to be watchable, let alone enjoyable. However, I have to say that with Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell executive producing, this latest Evil Dead offering - Evil Dead Rise, written and directed by Lee Cronin, is an excellent reboot and a gorefest reintroduction into the world of 'the book of the dead' and the relentlessly evil deadites that surround it.
After a freak earthquake nearly topples their crumbling apartment, teenagers Danny and Bridget and their pre-teen sister Kassie stumble upon a concealed chamber. Within the chamber, Danny discovers some ancient religious artifacts: three phonograph records from 1923 and a strange book. After taking them back to his room, Danny discovers the relic's true sinister power when he unwittingly unleashes hell upon his family.
Honestly, this film is not a huge leap away from the originals, but unlike Evil Dead 3 -Army of Darkness it isn't in it for the laughs. We are thrown right back to the origins of the Evil Dead ideal here with cruel and tortuous deadites, relentless 'dead by dawn' chants and plenty of demonic versus and imagery. The effects are creatively and inventively great, the acting is solid (special nod to Alyssa Sutherland for being the scariest deadite mother in history), the storyline is interesting enough to keep you watching and the best part of all? Well, it's clear that this reboot has opened a gateway for many more Evil Dead movies to come, and I am on board for that.
FINAL SAY: Mommy's with the maggots now.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2023
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 96 mins
It was hard for me to envision an Evil Dead movie without a wise cracking Ash Williams and his chainsaw arm at the helm; in fact I was pretty sceptical about whether this fifth Evil Dead movie was even going to be watchable, let alone enjoyable. However, I have to say that with Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell executive producing, this latest Evil Dead offering - Evil Dead Rise, written and directed by Lee Cronin, is an excellent reboot and a gorefest reintroduction into the world of 'the book of the dead' and the relentlessly evil deadites that surround it.
After a freak earthquake nearly topples their crumbling apartment, teenagers Danny and Bridget and their pre-teen sister Kassie stumble upon a concealed chamber. Within the chamber, Danny discovers some ancient religious artifacts: three phonograph records from 1923 and a strange book. After taking them back to his room, Danny discovers the relic's true sinister power when he unwittingly unleashes hell upon his family.
Honestly, this film is not a huge leap away from the originals, but unlike Evil Dead 3 -Army of Darkness it isn't in it for the laughs. We are thrown right back to the origins of the Evil Dead ideal here with cruel and tortuous deadites, relentless 'dead by dawn' chants and plenty of demonic versus and imagery. The effects are creatively and inventively great, the acting is solid (special nod to Alyssa Sutherland for being the scariest deadite mother in history), the storyline is interesting enough to keep you watching and the best part of all? Well, it's clear that this reboot has opened a gateway for many more Evil Dead movies to come, and I am on board for that.
FINAL SAY: Mommy's with the maggots now.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
SKINAMARINK
Release Date: 2023
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 100 mins
An experimental horror, written and directed by Kyle Edward Ball, that is going to divide audiences completely. Made on a shoestring budget of $15,000, Skinamarink delivers something utterly unique, and although I can't say that it is completely enjoyable, it is definitely unforgettable.
Two young children awaken in the middle of the night and cannot find their father. Furthermore, they discover that all of the windows, doors and other objects within the home are also disappearing.
There is something distrubing, intriguing and also deeply frustrating about the odd camera angles, grainy film footage and lack of any real character development or storyline. You never really know what is actually happening at any time, the shots are so hard to see and the sound is so poor that most of the muffled lines have subtitles and then the things that you do actually glimpse or hear are either absolutely incomprehensible or viciously horrifying.
Ball previously ran a YouTube channel, Bite-sized Nightmares, through which he would ask viewers to post comments about their nightmares and then shoot reactions of said nightmares. Skinamarink was inspired by the recurrent tropes and most commonly submitted nightmares; themes like being alone as a child, losing your parents, a monster in the house - these are all themes that are explored in Skinamarink. And the movie does have a Creepy Pasta vibe to it, there is no denying that, but it is also about 30 minutes too long in my opinion, which is definitely going to challenge a lot of viewers.
Brilliance or bullshit? I guess that you will have to watch it for yourself to decide. Either way, it is a film that stuck in my mind well after the fact and one that I talked with other people extensively about, so I think that makes it a success; an experimental, unusual, horror success; but a success none-the-less.
FINAL SAY: Put the knife in your eye.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2023
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 100 mins
An experimental horror, written and directed by Kyle Edward Ball, that is going to divide audiences completely. Made on a shoestring budget of $15,000, Skinamarink delivers something utterly unique, and although I can't say that it is completely enjoyable, it is definitely unforgettable.
Two young children awaken in the middle of the night and cannot find their father. Furthermore, they discover that all of the windows, doors and other objects within the home are also disappearing.
There is something distrubing, intriguing and also deeply frustrating about the odd camera angles, grainy film footage and lack of any real character development or storyline. You never really know what is actually happening at any time, the shots are so hard to see and the sound is so poor that most of the muffled lines have subtitles and then the things that you do actually glimpse or hear are either absolutely incomprehensible or viciously horrifying.
Ball previously ran a YouTube channel, Bite-sized Nightmares, through which he would ask viewers to post comments about their nightmares and then shoot reactions of said nightmares. Skinamarink was inspired by the recurrent tropes and most commonly submitted nightmares; themes like being alone as a child, losing your parents, a monster in the house - these are all themes that are explored in Skinamarink. And the movie does have a Creepy Pasta vibe to it, there is no denying that, but it is also about 30 minutes too long in my opinion, which is definitely going to challenge a lot of viewers.
Brilliance or bullshit? I guess that you will have to watch it for yourself to decide. Either way, it is a film that stuck in my mind well after the fact and one that I talked with other people extensively about, so I think that makes it a success; an experimental, unusual, horror success; but a success none-the-less.
FINAL SAY: Put the knife in your eye.
3 Chilli Peppers
BARBARIAN
Release Date: 2022
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 102 mins
Written and directed by Zach Cregger in his solo screen writing and directorial debut, Barbarian manages to unsettle and unnerve at every unpredictable turn. What begins as a tale of odd inconvenience quickly becomes something far more horrific, terrifying and deeply chilling; and the best part of all is that you just won't see any of it coming.
A woman staying at an Airbnb in a run down part of Detroit discovers that the house she has rented is already being used by another renter. It's dark, it's raining and neither wants to give up the rental, who knows how things will turn out?
Well, I can tell you that things turn out to be far worse and far beyond your wildest imaginings in Barbarian. Slightly bonkers, well acted, strangely pieced together, but genuinely scary; you won't forget this movie any time soon. The cast is actually really solid and boasts the likes of Bill Skarsgård, Justin Long, Georgina Campbell and Richard Brake, and although this is far from perfect, it sure is entertaining!
FINAL SAY: You cannot get it upset!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2022
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 102 mins
Written and directed by Zach Cregger in his solo screen writing and directorial debut, Barbarian manages to unsettle and unnerve at every unpredictable turn. What begins as a tale of odd inconvenience quickly becomes something far more horrific, terrifying and deeply chilling; and the best part of all is that you just won't see any of it coming.
A woman staying at an Airbnb in a run down part of Detroit discovers that the house she has rented is already being used by another renter. It's dark, it's raining and neither wants to give up the rental, who knows how things will turn out?
Well, I can tell you that things turn out to be far worse and far beyond your wildest imaginings in Barbarian. Slightly bonkers, well acted, strangely pieced together, but genuinely scary; you won't forget this movie any time soon. The cast is actually really solid and boasts the likes of Bill Skarsgård, Justin Long, Georgina Campbell and Richard Brake, and although this is far from perfect, it sure is entertaining!
FINAL SAY: You cannot get it upset!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
BONES AND ALL
Release Date: 2022
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 121 mins
A romantic horror directed by Luca Guadagnino and based on the 2015 novel of the same name by Camille DeAngelis. Bones and All unpacks a fresh horror perspective as well as a coming of age love story in one fell swoop.
It's the late 80's and Maren, a teenager, finds herself abandoned by her father when she acts on her increasing hard to ignore cannibalistic tendencies. On the run and searching to discover the true nature of who and what she is, Maren bumps into some of her own kind which has both delightful and disastrous consequences.
Not for the faint-hearted, Bones and All delivers something equal parts repellent and compelling. The acting here is incredibly good with Timothee Chalamet, Taylor Russell and Mark Rylance bringing stunning and genuine performances all round. The overall effect is seriously contemplative and very original.
FINAL SAY: There's before bones and all, and then there's after.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2022
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 121 mins
A romantic horror directed by Luca Guadagnino and based on the 2015 novel of the same name by Camille DeAngelis. Bones and All unpacks a fresh horror perspective as well as a coming of age love story in one fell swoop.
It's the late 80's and Maren, a teenager, finds herself abandoned by her father when she acts on her increasing hard to ignore cannibalistic tendencies. On the run and searching to discover the true nature of who and what she is, Maren bumps into some of her own kind which has both delightful and disastrous consequences.
Not for the faint-hearted, Bones and All delivers something equal parts repellent and compelling. The acting here is incredibly good with Timothee Chalamet, Taylor Russell and Mark Rylance bringing stunning and genuine performances all round. The overall effect is seriously contemplative and very original.
FINAL SAY: There's before bones and all, and then there's after.
3 Chilli Peppers
SMILE
Release Date: 2022
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 115 mins
A psychological horror written and directed by Parker Finn in his feature directorial debut. Based on the short film Laura Hasn't Slept, Smile is one of those creepy little horrors that really gets under your skin. It plays on the same premise as other horror greats like The Ring and It Follows, which have a sinister undertone of being relentlessly pursued, and without being too copycat, Smile manages to pull it off well.
Rose Cotter (Sose Bacon) is a successful therapist who, after witnessing a bizarre and violent patient suicide, begins to experience a strange phenomena. She is seeing and experiencing disturbing and frightening hallucinations, which are increasing in frequency and becoming more threatening. It isn't long before Rose begins to suspect that something supernatural is at play.
I cannot deny that this movie was genuinely scary. There is something about an unseen and relentlessly pursuing entity that I find deeply unsettling and Smile does it really well. Don't be put off by the cheesy title, there are plenty of scares and thrills to be found here and the cast do a great job of being convincingly unsettled throughout as well.
FINAL SAY: You're gonna die!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2022
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 115 mins
A psychological horror written and directed by Parker Finn in his feature directorial debut. Based on the short film Laura Hasn't Slept, Smile is one of those creepy little horrors that really gets under your skin. It plays on the same premise as other horror greats like The Ring and It Follows, which have a sinister undertone of being relentlessly pursued, and without being too copycat, Smile manages to pull it off well.
Rose Cotter (Sose Bacon) is a successful therapist who, after witnessing a bizarre and violent patient suicide, begins to experience a strange phenomena. She is seeing and experiencing disturbing and frightening hallucinations, which are increasing in frequency and becoming more threatening. It isn't long before Rose begins to suspect that something supernatural is at play.
I cannot deny that this movie was genuinely scary. There is something about an unseen and relentlessly pursuing entity that I find deeply unsettling and Smile does it really well. Don't be put off by the cheesy title, there are plenty of scares and thrills to be found here and the cast do a great job of being convincingly unsettled throughout as well.
FINAL SAY: You're gonna die!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
TERRIFIER 2
Release Date: 2022
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 136 mins
This sequel to the 2016 original Terrifier offering trumps its predecessor in every way. It's creepier, far more demented and way more gory than even I was expecting. And although I am certainly no fan of slashers, especially ones as nasty as this one, there is no denying that when it comes to horror, director Damien Leone knows how to terrify!
Art the Clown is at it again. Freshly resurrected and on the hunt for new victims. This time, Art has a ghost clown girl accomplice and a penchant for a teenager called Sienna Shaw and her brother Jonathon, and he will stop at nothing to get close to them.
Art slashes, mashes, mangles, slices, dices, decapitates, disembowels and mutilates Halloween night like no other slasher character has before. He is creepy, disgusting, vile, violent and revolting in every way, taking the slasher genre further than ever before. And the effects here are just terrific, some of the scenes look so real that it was completely disturbing to watch.
Terrifier 2 is without a doubt a shock watch, it's over two hours of relentless gore and it's certainly not for the faint of heart or anyone with a weak stomach, however for fans of the slasher genre, this is an unmissable offering.
FINAL SAY: Food's a little funny at the clown café.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2022
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 136 mins
This sequel to the 2016 original Terrifier offering trumps its predecessor in every way. It's creepier, far more demented and way more gory than even I was expecting. And although I am certainly no fan of slashers, especially ones as nasty as this one, there is no denying that when it comes to horror, director Damien Leone knows how to terrify!
Art the Clown is at it again. Freshly resurrected and on the hunt for new victims. This time, Art has a ghost clown girl accomplice and a penchant for a teenager called Sienna Shaw and her brother Jonathon, and he will stop at nothing to get close to them.
Art slashes, mashes, mangles, slices, dices, decapitates, disembowels and mutilates Halloween night like no other slasher character has before. He is creepy, disgusting, vile, violent and revolting in every way, taking the slasher genre further than ever before. And the effects here are just terrific, some of the scenes look so real that it was completely disturbing to watch.
Terrifier 2 is without a doubt a shock watch, it's over two hours of relentless gore and it's certainly not for the faint of heart or anyone with a weak stomach, however for fans of the slasher genre, this is an unmissable offering.
FINAL SAY: Food's a little funny at the clown café.
3 Chilli Peppers
BODIES, BODIES, BODIES
Release Date: 2022
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 94 mins
A suspense thriller with a slasher/ gore undertone, Bodies, Bodies, Bodies delivers dark humour and a rising body count in equal measure. Directed by Halina Rejin and written by Sarah DeLappe, this mystery driven tale about a bunch of entitled twenty-somethings will keep you guessing until the very last moments with an extremely satisfying reveal.
Wealthy Sophie is hosting a "hurricane party" at a mansion owned by her family. As the weather closes in, the group imbibe a number of illicit substances and then decide to play "Bodies, Bodies, Bodies" which is a murder in the dark type game. It's all fun and games until someone has their throat slashed mid-game. Immediately, the group begin to turn on each other and suspicions start to spin out of control as the body count continues to rise as the night progresses.
This is a well-crafted, modern, whodunnit that explores friendship loyalties, youthful archetypes and the effect that social media has posed around logical thinking and problem solving for our twenty-something cohort. The cast is pretty terrific, with Rachel Sennott, Pete Davidson, Maria Bakalova and Lee Pace bringing loads of youthful energy and believability to their roles.
Every bit as entertaining as the original Scream movie, Bodies, Bodies, Bodies is destined to generate a cult following in years to come.
FINAL SAY: Did you just fucking shoot me?
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2022
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 94 mins
A suspense thriller with a slasher/ gore undertone, Bodies, Bodies, Bodies delivers dark humour and a rising body count in equal measure. Directed by Halina Rejin and written by Sarah DeLappe, this mystery driven tale about a bunch of entitled twenty-somethings will keep you guessing until the very last moments with an extremely satisfying reveal.
Wealthy Sophie is hosting a "hurricane party" at a mansion owned by her family. As the weather closes in, the group imbibe a number of illicit substances and then decide to play "Bodies, Bodies, Bodies" which is a murder in the dark type game. It's all fun and games until someone has their throat slashed mid-game. Immediately, the group begin to turn on each other and suspicions start to spin out of control as the body count continues to rise as the night progresses.
This is a well-crafted, modern, whodunnit that explores friendship loyalties, youthful archetypes and the effect that social media has posed around logical thinking and problem solving for our twenty-something cohort. The cast is pretty terrific, with Rachel Sennott, Pete Davidson, Maria Bakalova and Lee Pace bringing loads of youthful energy and believability to their roles.
Every bit as entertaining as the original Scream movie, Bodies, Bodies, Bodies is destined to generate a cult following in years to come.
FINAL SAY: Did you just fucking shoot me?
3.5 Chilli Peppers
HELLBENDER
Release Date: 2022
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 86 mins
When it comes to low budget independent films, Hellbender has everything and everyone else trumped. While the rest of the world was lollygagging about during the covid-19 lockdown period, the Adams family were making this movie. And when I say making it, I mean writing, directing, filming, editing, costume designing, music composing and also acting in the lead roles. The trio - composed of John Adams, Toby Poser and Zelda Adams, collaborated on this low budget horror and the results are deeply impressive.
A mother and her teenage daughter live a solitary life on an isolated mountain. They have their own band, they forage their own food and they appear to live a very peaceful and natural lifestyle, except for one detail. They are hellbenders, and if you want to know what that is, then you'll need to see the movie!
What Hellbender delivers may be janky in effects, but it more than makes up for that with its brilliant cinematography and gripping atmosphere. I was hooked at the 10 minute mark and I think that this little hidden gem deserves lot more attention and applause. Toby Poser and Zelda Adams are incredibly good in front of the camera here, delivering a mother-daughter, coming of age folk tale like no other.
FINAL SAY: Growing up is hell.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2022
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 86 mins
When it comes to low budget independent films, Hellbender has everything and everyone else trumped. While the rest of the world was lollygagging about during the covid-19 lockdown period, the Adams family were making this movie. And when I say making it, I mean writing, directing, filming, editing, costume designing, music composing and also acting in the lead roles. The trio - composed of John Adams, Toby Poser and Zelda Adams, collaborated on this low budget horror and the results are deeply impressive.
A mother and her teenage daughter live a solitary life on an isolated mountain. They have their own band, they forage their own food and they appear to live a very peaceful and natural lifestyle, except for one detail. They are hellbenders, and if you want to know what that is, then you'll need to see the movie!
What Hellbender delivers may be janky in effects, but it more than makes up for that with its brilliant cinematography and gripping atmosphere. I was hooked at the 10 minute mark and I think that this little hidden gem deserves lot more attention and applause. Toby Poser and Zelda Adams are incredibly good in front of the camera here, delivering a mother-daughter, coming of age folk tale like no other.
FINAL SAY: Growing up is hell.
3 Chilli Peppers
FRESH
Release Date: 2022
Rating: R18+
Running Time: 114 mins
An American thriller film adapted from a screenplay by Lauryn Kahn and directed by Mimi Cave, in her directorial debut. Fresh delivers a unique blend of storytelling that is part American Psycho and part Silence of the Lambs with a sprinkling of Delicatessen and a side of How to be Single, and somehow it works!
Noa is struggling to find a suitable partner when she bumps into Steve in the fruit and vegetable aisle of the supermarket. Steve is handsome, smart and romantic and after several dates the new couple decide to go on a holiday together. Whilst on holidays, Noa discovers the truth about Steve; who he really is and his extremely disturbing appetites.
This film is greatly strengthened by the terrific performances. Daisy Edgar-Jones and Sebastian Stan are really solid here which adds a lot of credence and jet black humour to the story. There's plenty of gripping and disturbing interludes, some nice little twists and some pretty nasty behaviours to wrangle, but overall it's an enjoyable ride.
FINAL SAY: It's about giving. Giving yourself over to somebody.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2022
Rating: R18+
Running Time: 114 mins
An American thriller film adapted from a screenplay by Lauryn Kahn and directed by Mimi Cave, in her directorial debut. Fresh delivers a unique blend of storytelling that is part American Psycho and part Silence of the Lambs with a sprinkling of Delicatessen and a side of How to be Single, and somehow it works!
Noa is struggling to find a suitable partner when she bumps into Steve in the fruit and vegetable aisle of the supermarket. Steve is handsome, smart and romantic and after several dates the new couple decide to go on a holiday together. Whilst on holidays, Noa discovers the truth about Steve; who he really is and his extremely disturbing appetites.
This film is greatly strengthened by the terrific performances. Daisy Edgar-Jones and Sebastian Stan are really solid here which adds a lot of credence and jet black humour to the story. There's plenty of gripping and disturbing interludes, some nice little twists and some pretty nasty behaviours to wrangle, but overall it's an enjoyable ride.
FINAL SAY: It's about giving. Giving yourself over to somebody.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
NIGHTMARE ALLEY
Release Date: 2021
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 150 mins
A neo-noir psychological thriller directed by Guillermo del Toro and based on the novel of the same name by William Lindsay Gresham. Nightmare Alley dazzles with its huge ensemble cast, striking visuals and viciously grim plotline. Laced with a multitude of unscrupulous characters and plenty of shading dealings, Nightmare Alley delivers thrills and twists from start to end.
It's 1939 and a grifter named Stan Carlisle obtains a job with the travelling carnival. Whilst assisting various acts with their sideshow performances, Sam discovers a special coded language that is used by the clairvoyant and her husband to cold read audiences. Sam sees an opportunity to change his station in life with this new code and sets out to make his fortune through tricking people into believing that he can commune with the dead.
Bradley Cooper is really at his best as Sam Carlisle and he very handsomely supported throughout by a heavyweight cast of many that includes Cate Blanchett, Rooney Mara, Toni Collette, Willem Dafoe and Ron Perlman.
The look and feel of this film alone warrant a viewing, the sets and costuming are amazing, it's a true masterpiece of art deco design and style. The entire film swings from the gritty carnival tents to the opulent and affluent homes of the wealthy in the 1930's seamlessly and the whole experience is just so unbelievably melodramatic and morbidly delightful (in all the best ways) that it's definitely made the top of my thriller list for 2021. Make sure you don't miss it!
FINAL SAY: Same grit different threads.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2021
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 150 mins
A neo-noir psychological thriller directed by Guillermo del Toro and based on the novel of the same name by William Lindsay Gresham. Nightmare Alley dazzles with its huge ensemble cast, striking visuals and viciously grim plotline. Laced with a multitude of unscrupulous characters and plenty of shading dealings, Nightmare Alley delivers thrills and twists from start to end.
It's 1939 and a grifter named Stan Carlisle obtains a job with the travelling carnival. Whilst assisting various acts with their sideshow performances, Sam discovers a special coded language that is used by the clairvoyant and her husband to cold read audiences. Sam sees an opportunity to change his station in life with this new code and sets out to make his fortune through tricking people into believing that he can commune with the dead.
Bradley Cooper is really at his best as Sam Carlisle and he very handsomely supported throughout by a heavyweight cast of many that includes Cate Blanchett, Rooney Mara, Toni Collette, Willem Dafoe and Ron Perlman.
The look and feel of this film alone warrant a viewing, the sets and costuming are amazing, it's a true masterpiece of art deco design and style. The entire film swings from the gritty carnival tents to the opulent and affluent homes of the wealthy in the 1930's seamlessly and the whole experience is just so unbelievably melodramatic and morbidly delightful (in all the best ways) that it's definitely made the top of my thriller list for 2021. Make sure you don't miss it!
FINAL SAY: Same grit different threads.
4 Chilli Peppers
GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE
Release Date: 2021
Rating: PG
Running Time: 124 mins
Made for kids and playing out with as much youthful energy as The Goonies and enough sentimentality as any good Spielberg film, Ghost busters: Afterlife directed by Jason Reitman, delivers a simple and sweet supernatural tale that the whole family can enjoy together.
Egon Spengler, one of the original ghostbusters, passes away and leaves him weird home to his estranged family. Upon moving in, the youngest child of the family Phoebe discovers that Spengler is communicating with her from beyond the grave and is trying to warn her about an impending doom that lies ahead. A supernatural doom that consumed his entire life and now threatens the lives of everyone on the planet.
There are plenty of call backs to the original film for die hard fans and all of the original gang make appearances at some point during the movie, except of course for Harold Ramis who originally played Egon Spengler in the first Ghostbuster film and passed away in 2014; and there is a tribute to him at the end of the film. Along with the old Ghostbusting crew, the new recruits: Finn Wolfhard, McKenna Grace and Logan Kim are terrific here and Carrie Coon and Paul Rudd fill in the shoes of the supporting adults nicely as well.
I won't lie, it is a little sappy at times and super sentimental, but it is also a PG rated film, so it kind of needs to be. Ghostbusters: Afterlife is not a life changer, but it is wasn't a bad way to spend a couple of hours either.
FINAL SAY: I don't remember this job being so painful.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2021
Rating: PG
Running Time: 124 mins
Made for kids and playing out with as much youthful energy as The Goonies and enough sentimentality as any good Spielberg film, Ghost busters: Afterlife directed by Jason Reitman, delivers a simple and sweet supernatural tale that the whole family can enjoy together.
Egon Spengler, one of the original ghostbusters, passes away and leaves him weird home to his estranged family. Upon moving in, the youngest child of the family Phoebe discovers that Spengler is communicating with her from beyond the grave and is trying to warn her about an impending doom that lies ahead. A supernatural doom that consumed his entire life and now threatens the lives of everyone on the planet.
There are plenty of call backs to the original film for die hard fans and all of the original gang make appearances at some point during the movie, except of course for Harold Ramis who originally played Egon Spengler in the first Ghostbuster film and passed away in 2014; and there is a tribute to him at the end of the film. Along with the old Ghostbusting crew, the new recruits: Finn Wolfhard, McKenna Grace and Logan Kim are terrific here and Carrie Coon and Paul Rudd fill in the shoes of the supporting adults nicely as well.
I won't lie, it is a little sappy at times and super sentimental, but it is also a PG rated film, so it kind of needs to be. Ghostbusters: Afterlife is not a life changer, but it is wasn't a bad way to spend a couple of hours either.
FINAL SAY: I don't remember this job being so painful.
3 Chilli Peppers
FEAR STREET TRILOGY:
Part One - 1994
Part Two - 1978
Part Three - 1666
Release Date: 2021
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 330 mins total
Based on the Fear Street books written by R.L. Stine, this horror trilogy directed by Leigh Janiak hits some high notes with its ode to old school horror slasher films. There are Easter eggs galore for fans of retro horror and the storyline that ties the trilogy together is pretty intriguing and generally well executed.
Welcome to Shadyside, a town that has been plagued with a string of grisly murders for centuries. A group of teenagers accidently unearth and awaken an ancient evil, something powerful that has been buried deep but can no longer remain hidden. The teens unwittingly become involved in uncovering a truth that will change the town forever.
Is this a perfect formula? Of course not, it's a slasher trilogy, but on that front it does deliver. With a mixture of A Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Halloween and The Witch all rolled into one, Fear Street brings something known but also missing from our screens since the early 90's and I had a lot of fun watching these with my teenage son.
The cast is a likeable mix of fresh faced 'not so teenage' teens (would we expect anything else from a slasher trilogy?) and the soundtracks for all three films are honestly, completely awesome!
Released by Netflix over the course of three weeks, the Fear Street trilogy is a fun horror romp that doesn't fail to satisfy.
FINAL SAY: Before the witch's final breath, she found a way to cheat her death. By cutting off her cursed hand, she kept her grip upon our land.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Part One - 1994
Part Two - 1978
Part Three - 1666
Release Date: 2021
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 330 mins total
Based on the Fear Street books written by R.L. Stine, this horror trilogy directed by Leigh Janiak hits some high notes with its ode to old school horror slasher films. There are Easter eggs galore for fans of retro horror and the storyline that ties the trilogy together is pretty intriguing and generally well executed.
Welcome to Shadyside, a town that has been plagued with a string of grisly murders for centuries. A group of teenagers accidently unearth and awaken an ancient evil, something powerful that has been buried deep but can no longer remain hidden. The teens unwittingly become involved in uncovering a truth that will change the town forever.
Is this a perfect formula? Of course not, it's a slasher trilogy, but on that front it does deliver. With a mixture of A Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Halloween and The Witch all rolled into one, Fear Street brings something known but also missing from our screens since the early 90's and I had a lot of fun watching these with my teenage son.
The cast is a likeable mix of fresh faced 'not so teenage' teens (would we expect anything else from a slasher trilogy?) and the soundtracks for all three films are honestly, completely awesome!
Released by Netflix over the course of three weeks, the Fear Street trilogy is a fun horror romp that doesn't fail to satisfy.
FINAL SAY: Before the witch's final breath, she found a way to cheat her death. By cutting off her cursed hand, she kept her grip upon our land.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
SAINT MAUD
Release Date: 2021
Rating: MA
Running Time: 84 mins
A British psychological thriller that could have easily sat on the gritty list due to its disturbing behaviours and shocking outcomes. Directed by Rose Glass in her feature directorial debut, Saint Maud has received rich critical acclaim for its direction, atmosphere, performances and score.
A young and deeply pious hospice nurse becomes obsessed with her client, a terminally ill dancer. Desperate to save her client's soul before she dies, Maud goes to extreme and dangerous lengths.
Saint Maud is a genuinely unsettling watch that constantly swings between religious fanaticism, social awkwardness and a nauseating sense of discomfort and unease. Morfydd Clark portrays Maud with such striking and disturbing effect that you find yourself swimming upon the waves of ecstasy and horror along side of her and the finale delivers a slap down ending that is pretty unforgettable.
Not an easy watch but Saint Maud is definitely not one to miss either.
FINAL SAY: Never waste your pain.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2021
Rating: MA
Running Time: 84 mins
A British psychological thriller that could have easily sat on the gritty list due to its disturbing behaviours and shocking outcomes. Directed by Rose Glass in her feature directorial debut, Saint Maud has received rich critical acclaim for its direction, atmosphere, performances and score.
A young and deeply pious hospice nurse becomes obsessed with her client, a terminally ill dancer. Desperate to save her client's soul before she dies, Maud goes to extreme and dangerous lengths.
Saint Maud is a genuinely unsettling watch that constantly swings between religious fanaticism, social awkwardness and a nauseating sense of discomfort and unease. Morfydd Clark portrays Maud with such striking and disturbing effect that you find yourself swimming upon the waves of ecstasy and horror along side of her and the finale delivers a slap down ending that is pretty unforgettable.
Not an easy watch but Saint Maud is definitely not one to miss either.
FINAL SAY: Never waste your pain.
4 Chilli Peppers
POSSESSOR
Release Date: 2020
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 103 mins
A science fiction horror film written and directed by Brandon Cronenberg. Let me start by saying that this film is not an easy watch. Just like his father David Cronenberg, Brandon has his gore levels set to stun. I saw the uncut version and although this is a truly stylish and engaging sci-fi horror, it is also extremely graphic and violent so I feel compelled to offer a caution to viewers of a sensitive nature around the confronting material in this movie.
In an alternate 2008, Tasya Vos - an assassin with the capability to control other people's bodies, undertakes another big job. However, this time when Vos enters her host's body to perform the hit, there are complications and things rapidly spiral out of control.
The acting, storyline and effects are so mesmerising in Possessor, which makes the unrelentingly aggression and violence a little more tolerable. I really enjoyed the gripping ending and loved the overall feel of this eerie 'body snatching' movie. And maybe I'm losing my edge as I get older by saying this, but some of the intensely violent kill scenes just felt a bit unnecessary and in my opinion, could've been scaled back without sacrificing the integrity of the film in any way. But that's just me, see it and decide for yourself.
FINAL SAY: Pull me out.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2020
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 103 mins
A science fiction horror film written and directed by Brandon Cronenberg. Let me start by saying that this film is not an easy watch. Just like his father David Cronenberg, Brandon has his gore levels set to stun. I saw the uncut version and although this is a truly stylish and engaging sci-fi horror, it is also extremely graphic and violent so I feel compelled to offer a caution to viewers of a sensitive nature around the confronting material in this movie.
In an alternate 2008, Tasya Vos - an assassin with the capability to control other people's bodies, undertakes another big job. However, this time when Vos enters her host's body to perform the hit, there are complications and things rapidly spiral out of control.
The acting, storyline and effects are so mesmerising in Possessor, which makes the unrelentingly aggression and violence a little more tolerable. I really enjoyed the gripping ending and loved the overall feel of this eerie 'body snatching' movie. And maybe I'm losing my edge as I get older by saying this, but some of the intensely violent kill scenes just felt a bit unnecessary and in my opinion, could've been scaled back without sacrificing the integrity of the film in any way. But that's just me, see it and decide for yourself.
FINAL SAY: Pull me out.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
HIS HOUSE
Release Date: 2020
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 93 mins
A psychological thriller/ horror written and directed by Remi Weekes and adapted from a story by Felicity Evans and Toby Venables. This thought provoking film was released on Netflix in October 2020 and it delivers enough creepy atmosphere and contemplation to appease any horror loving audience.
Bol and Rial are recent British refugees from South Sudan. They are placed into a run down government housing estate where they attempt to assimilate, but the trauma of their lives in South Sudan and the loss of their daughter haunts them and life becomes a constant battle.
This film is clearly an allegory to victims of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder and it is delivered in an eerie, unique and claustrophobic manner that felt reminiscent of other clever psychological thrillers like The Babadook.
The acting here is rock solid with Wunmi Mosaku and Sope Dirisu both delivering plausible and emotional portrayals of a couple desperately trying to manage their trauma. The storyline is scary and also deeply intriguing, and by the end of it all I felt quite moved and affected; this film really does leave you thinking.
FINAL SAY: Your ghosts follow you. They never leave.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2020
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 93 mins
A psychological thriller/ horror written and directed by Remi Weekes and adapted from a story by Felicity Evans and Toby Venables. This thought provoking film was released on Netflix in October 2020 and it delivers enough creepy atmosphere and contemplation to appease any horror loving audience.
Bol and Rial are recent British refugees from South Sudan. They are placed into a run down government housing estate where they attempt to assimilate, but the trauma of their lives in South Sudan and the loss of their daughter haunts them and life becomes a constant battle.
This film is clearly an allegory to victims of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder and it is delivered in an eerie, unique and claustrophobic manner that felt reminiscent of other clever psychological thrillers like The Babadook.
The acting here is rock solid with Wunmi Mosaku and Sope Dirisu both delivering plausible and emotional portrayals of a couple desperately trying to manage their trauma. The storyline is scary and also deeply intriguing, and by the end of it all I felt quite moved and affected; this film really does leave you thinking.
FINAL SAY: Your ghosts follow you. They never leave.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
#ALIVE (#SARAITDA)
Release Date: 2020
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 98 mins
A Korean zombie-horror film directed by Cho ll-hyung and based on the 2019 script Alone by Matt Taylor who co-adapted the script with Cho. This is a modern zombie film that younger audiences will really respond to. It's got lots of tech, a handsome youthful protagonist and enough pace and energy to keep interest levels high.
When an aggressive zombie virus breaks out across Korea, a cluster of high-rise flats becomes a haven for the infected and a huge problem for lone survivor and gamer Joon-Woo as he struggles against the rising odds.
For a modern day zombie film this ticks quite a lot of boxes and although it isn't exactly delivering anything new as far as zombie hoards go, there is definitely an element of youthful fun and a unique spin to a very over-worked and often underwhelming trope.
FINAL SAY: I must stay alive.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2020
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 98 mins
A Korean zombie-horror film directed by Cho ll-hyung and based on the 2019 script Alone by Matt Taylor who co-adapted the script with Cho. This is a modern zombie film that younger audiences will really respond to. It's got lots of tech, a handsome youthful protagonist and enough pace and energy to keep interest levels high.
When an aggressive zombie virus breaks out across Korea, a cluster of high-rise flats becomes a haven for the infected and a huge problem for lone survivor and gamer Joon-Woo as he struggles against the rising odds.
For a modern day zombie film this ticks quite a lot of boxes and although it isn't exactly delivering anything new as far as zombie hoards go, there is definitely an element of youthful fun and a unique spin to a very over-worked and often underwhelming trope.
FINAL SAY: I must stay alive.
3 Chilli Peppers
RELIC
Release Date: 2020
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 90 minutes
An Australian horror-drama film directed by newcomer Natalie Erika James that delivers an eerie and unsettling portrayal of dementia and the struggles of three generations of women as they attempt to manage and contain the disease. After premiering at the Sundance Film Festival, the movie released later in 2020 on the streaming service Stan.
Kay and her daughter Sam are called back to Kay's remote family home when her elderly mother Edna goes missing. Edna, who suffers from dementia suddenly reappears days later and as her illness intensifies so to do the strange occurrences around the family home.
With a slow burning tension, Relic draws you in with its subtle twists and turns and keeps tightening the screws along the way. The third act delivers some genuinely creepy, edge of your seat scenes that I felt were quite effective, however with that being said, overall I felt like something was missing from this movie. I think that it was a couple of really interesting storyline additions that seemed to go nowhere that bothered me the most; some things just felt like red herrings and I often find those unsatisfying plot arcs a bit frustrating and unnecessary in horror films.
The real strength of this film comes from the exceptionally believable acting, especially Emily Mortimer who portrays Kay with a genuine level of concern and care. She is well supported here by Aussie veteran Robyn Nevin as Edna and Bella Heathcote as her daughter Sam.
I also really enjoyed the other-worldly and ominous feel of the family home, which for me was the best thing about this movie. In fact I thought that it was was done so well that it would make an excellent haunted house concept that could be developed into a very good horror film all on its own.
FINAL SAY: There's something under the bed.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2020
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 90 minutes
An Australian horror-drama film directed by newcomer Natalie Erika James that delivers an eerie and unsettling portrayal of dementia and the struggles of three generations of women as they attempt to manage and contain the disease. After premiering at the Sundance Film Festival, the movie released later in 2020 on the streaming service Stan.
Kay and her daughter Sam are called back to Kay's remote family home when her elderly mother Edna goes missing. Edna, who suffers from dementia suddenly reappears days later and as her illness intensifies so to do the strange occurrences around the family home.
With a slow burning tension, Relic draws you in with its subtle twists and turns and keeps tightening the screws along the way. The third act delivers some genuinely creepy, edge of your seat scenes that I felt were quite effective, however with that being said, overall I felt like something was missing from this movie. I think that it was a couple of really interesting storyline additions that seemed to go nowhere that bothered me the most; some things just felt like red herrings and I often find those unsatisfying plot arcs a bit frustrating and unnecessary in horror films.
The real strength of this film comes from the exceptionally believable acting, especially Emily Mortimer who portrays Kay with a genuine level of concern and care. She is well supported here by Aussie veteran Robyn Nevin as Edna and Bella Heathcote as her daughter Sam.
I also really enjoyed the other-worldly and ominous feel of the family home, which for me was the best thing about this movie. In fact I thought that it was was done so well that it would make an excellent haunted house concept that could be developed into a very good horror film all on its own.
FINAL SAY: There's something under the bed.
3 Chilli Peppers
HOST
Release Date: 2020
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 57 mins
Directed by Rob Savage in his first feature length debut and released on Shudder streaming, Host is different from regular horror films for a number of reasons. Firstly, it is only 57 minute long which is too long to be a short and too short to be a full fledged feature film, so it is unique in that way. Secondly, it was released, shot and edited during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic lockdown period and the characters in the film reflect that by wearing masks, social distancing and engaging in Zoom meetings to touch base with each other which makes the content feel quite realistic. In fact, a lot of the movie does have an unscripted, almost improvised vibe to it, which in my opinion greatly assists in carrying the scare levels to greater heights.
A group of six friends decide to perform a séance together whilst they are in an online Zoom meeting with the assistance of a qualified medium. It isn't long before everyone in the meeting begins to sense that something supernatural is occurring and escalating quickly.
This isn't the first time that a horror movie has been based around sinister online interactions, but it easily the best and most unique version of its kind. The virtually unknown actors are all really convincing and the overall delivery is so authentic that you cannot help but feel unnerved as the awful events unfold.
Hardly a game changer, but at 57 minutes Host delivers some decent and plausible scares for half the run time of regular horror films.
FINAL SAY: Please take it seriously tho and be respectful.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2020
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 57 mins
Directed by Rob Savage in his first feature length debut and released on Shudder streaming, Host is different from regular horror films for a number of reasons. Firstly, it is only 57 minute long which is too long to be a short and too short to be a full fledged feature film, so it is unique in that way. Secondly, it was released, shot and edited during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic lockdown period and the characters in the film reflect that by wearing masks, social distancing and engaging in Zoom meetings to touch base with each other which makes the content feel quite realistic. In fact, a lot of the movie does have an unscripted, almost improvised vibe to it, which in my opinion greatly assists in carrying the scare levels to greater heights.
A group of six friends decide to perform a séance together whilst they are in an online Zoom meeting with the assistance of a qualified medium. It isn't long before everyone in the meeting begins to sense that something supernatural is occurring and escalating quickly.
This isn't the first time that a horror movie has been based around sinister online interactions, but it easily the best and most unique version of its kind. The virtually unknown actors are all really convincing and the overall delivery is so authentic that you cannot help but feel unnerved as the awful events unfold.
Hardly a game changer, but at 57 minutes Host delivers some decent and plausible scares for half the run time of regular horror films.
FINAL SAY: Please take it seriously tho and be respectful.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
THE INVISIBLE MAN
Release Date: 2020
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 125 mins
A science fiction thriller written and directed by Leigh Whannell that delivers a much needed modern twist to the original H.G. Wells 1897 book of the same name. The film only saw a short release in theatres due to the 2019/2020 COVID-19 pandemic, but still managed to become the 5th highest grossing film of 2020. This was mainly due to it's early release streaming availability that coincided with global quarantine measures.
After escaping her abusive and controlling relationship, Cecilia (Elisabeth Moss) attempts to regain a normal life whilst dealing with her post traumatic stress. When her ex-husband suicides, Cecilia finally thinks that she will be free of her feelings of oppression. However, weird and unnatural events begin to surround her, making her convinced that her husband is somehow invisible and now stalking her. This belief eventually leads everyone else in her life to think that Cecilia has lost her mind.
This movie is just as much about escaping destructive relationships and gaslighting techniques as it is about science fiction and jump scares. Elisabeth Moss delivers a genuinely believable portrait of a woman that has been deeply traumatised and she offers a heartfelt sincerity to the role that cannot be ignored. It is quite upsetting to watch her demise throughout this movie, especially since we are all experiencing her reality and trust me when I say that her reality sucks!
There are lots of jump scares to endure as the predator hides unseen and yet in plain sight, reminding us all of just how terrifying invisibility can actually be. And although this film was marketed as horror, it is genuinely more of a thriller and has definitely been designed to please a mainstream (non horror loving) audience.
FINAL SAY: Surprise!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2020
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 125 mins
A science fiction thriller written and directed by Leigh Whannell that delivers a much needed modern twist to the original H.G. Wells 1897 book of the same name. The film only saw a short release in theatres due to the 2019/2020 COVID-19 pandemic, but still managed to become the 5th highest grossing film of 2020. This was mainly due to it's early release streaming availability that coincided with global quarantine measures.
After escaping her abusive and controlling relationship, Cecilia (Elisabeth Moss) attempts to regain a normal life whilst dealing with her post traumatic stress. When her ex-husband suicides, Cecilia finally thinks that she will be free of her feelings of oppression. However, weird and unnatural events begin to surround her, making her convinced that her husband is somehow invisible and now stalking her. This belief eventually leads everyone else in her life to think that Cecilia has lost her mind.
This movie is just as much about escaping destructive relationships and gaslighting techniques as it is about science fiction and jump scares. Elisabeth Moss delivers a genuinely believable portrait of a woman that has been deeply traumatised and she offers a heartfelt sincerity to the role that cannot be ignored. It is quite upsetting to watch her demise throughout this movie, especially since we are all experiencing her reality and trust me when I say that her reality sucks!
There are lots of jump scares to endure as the predator hides unseen and yet in plain sight, reminding us all of just how terrifying invisibility can actually be. And although this film was marketed as horror, it is genuinely more of a thriller and has definitely been designed to please a mainstream (non horror loving) audience.
FINAL SAY: Surprise!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
THE VIGIL
Release Date: 2019
Rating: M
Running Time: 89 mins
A psychological horror written and directed by Keith Thomas in his feature directorial debut, The Vigil delivers something completely original and genuinely creepy that gave me a couple of unexpected jump scares.
A young Hasidic man who is short on both faith and funds, reluctantly agrees to act as a 'shomer' - someone that watches over the body of a deceased Jewish person overnight. He soon realises after arriving at the home that something strange is afoot.
The atmosphere here is creepy as hell and even though all of the usual haunted house tropes like weird shadows, odd sounds and flashing lights are initially introduced, before it gets too carried away the film manages to establish a really interesting storyline about the link between demonic attachment and post-traumatic stress disorders. That married with the unique Jewish Orthodox perspective on exorcising demons really makes this film feel quite fresh and different.
I'd be lying if I said that it was the perfect formula, but it is definitely worth 89 minutes of your time that's for sure.
FINAL SAY: A Yiddish Exorcism
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2019
Rating: M
Running Time: 89 mins
A psychological horror written and directed by Keith Thomas in his feature directorial debut, The Vigil delivers something completely original and genuinely creepy that gave me a couple of unexpected jump scares.
A young Hasidic man who is short on both faith and funds, reluctantly agrees to act as a 'shomer' - someone that watches over the body of a deceased Jewish person overnight. He soon realises after arriving at the home that something strange is afoot.
The atmosphere here is creepy as hell and even though all of the usual haunted house tropes like weird shadows, odd sounds and flashing lights are initially introduced, before it gets too carried away the film manages to establish a really interesting storyline about the link between demonic attachment and post-traumatic stress disorders. That married with the unique Jewish Orthodox perspective on exorcising demons really makes this film feel quite fresh and different.
I'd be lying if I said that it was the perfect formula, but it is definitely worth 89 minutes of your time that's for sure.
FINAL SAY: A Yiddish Exorcism
3 Chilli Peppers
DOCTOR SLEEP
Release Date: 2019
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 152 mins
Making a sequel to the cult horror classic The Shining was never going to be an easy undertaking, however I cannot deny that this was an extremely watchable and plausible sequel that held my intrigue, built well upon the sturdy foundations of the first installment and offered a few welcome easter eggs for fans of the '80 original.
Based on Stephen King's supernatural novel of the same name and written, directed and edited by Mike Flanagan, Doctor Sleep combines elements of the 1977 novel with this new tale and reintroduces a now adult Dan Torrance and a foray of other new characters that also have 'The Shining.'
Dan Torrance (Ewan McGregor) is struggling with the trauma of his childhood and wants to make a clean start. However, when you have the shining, it can be very difficult to hide, particularly from individuals that are searching for people that have special gifts. Trying to stay out of sight becomes increasingly difficult when a cult group of soul eaters called The True Knot begin preying on small children and a child with 'The Shining' reaches out to Dan for help.
Flanagan has bravely taken on a giant here and I believe that he has succeeded. This film offers a new perspective on Danny Torrance's psychic gifts and on top of delivering a entirely new storyline that feels mythologically accurate, Doctor Sleep also tackles alcoholism, drug abuse and post traumatic behaviors in a sensitive and believable way. Sure it's no Kubrick masterpiece, but when you consider the shoes that it had to fill, this is really well done. Doctor Sleep offers both homage and respect to the work that Kubrick laid down decades ago and also delivers a solid and interesting modern horror story that is definitely worth a look.
FINAL SAY: Our beliefs don't make us better people. Our actions make us better people.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2019
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 152 mins
Making a sequel to the cult horror classic The Shining was never going to be an easy undertaking, however I cannot deny that this was an extremely watchable and plausible sequel that held my intrigue, built well upon the sturdy foundations of the first installment and offered a few welcome easter eggs for fans of the '80 original.
Based on Stephen King's supernatural novel of the same name and written, directed and edited by Mike Flanagan, Doctor Sleep combines elements of the 1977 novel with this new tale and reintroduces a now adult Dan Torrance and a foray of other new characters that also have 'The Shining.'
Dan Torrance (Ewan McGregor) is struggling with the trauma of his childhood and wants to make a clean start. However, when you have the shining, it can be very difficult to hide, particularly from individuals that are searching for people that have special gifts. Trying to stay out of sight becomes increasingly difficult when a cult group of soul eaters called The True Knot begin preying on small children and a child with 'The Shining' reaches out to Dan for help.
Flanagan has bravely taken on a giant here and I believe that he has succeeded. This film offers a new perspective on Danny Torrance's psychic gifts and on top of delivering a entirely new storyline that feels mythologically accurate, Doctor Sleep also tackles alcoholism, drug abuse and post traumatic behaviors in a sensitive and believable way. Sure it's no Kubrick masterpiece, but when you consider the shoes that it had to fill, this is really well done. Doctor Sleep offers both homage and respect to the work that Kubrick laid down decades ago and also delivers a solid and interesting modern horror story that is definitely worth a look.
FINAL SAY: Our beliefs don't make us better people. Our actions make us better people.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP
Release Date: 2019
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 99 mins
Ten years on from the original Zombieland offering, director Ruben Fleischer manages to reunite the original ensemble cast to deliver another zombie hack and slash horror-comedy that is just as enjoyable as it's predecessor.
Tallahassee, Columbus, Wichita and Little Rock have found themselves a safe haven at the abandoned White House in Washington DC. And whilst the older members of the group are revelling in their new and relaxed seclusion, the youngest of the group Little Rock becomes restless and forces the group to leave the safety of the White House when she decides to leave in search of other survivors.
Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin all bring a consistent energy to the movie, and newcomers Rosario Dawson and Luke Wilson are great additions to the cast. However for me, Zoey Deutch who plays the dumb blond (Madison) completely steals the show here and had me laughing out loud more than a few times.
Just like the first installment it's nutty and silly, with a high zombie kill count. I genuinely appreciated the 'evolution of the zombie' storyline arc and had a lot of fun watching this. Zombieland: Double Tap is some seriously goofy and unmissable undead fun.
FINAL SAY: Enjoy the little things.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2019
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 99 mins
Ten years on from the original Zombieland offering, director Ruben Fleischer manages to reunite the original ensemble cast to deliver another zombie hack and slash horror-comedy that is just as enjoyable as it's predecessor.
Tallahassee, Columbus, Wichita and Little Rock have found themselves a safe haven at the abandoned White House in Washington DC. And whilst the older members of the group are revelling in their new and relaxed seclusion, the youngest of the group Little Rock becomes restless and forces the group to leave the safety of the White House when she decides to leave in search of other survivors.
Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin all bring a consistent energy to the movie, and newcomers Rosario Dawson and Luke Wilson are great additions to the cast. However for me, Zoey Deutch who plays the dumb blond (Madison) completely steals the show here and had me laughing out loud more than a few times.
Just like the first installment it's nutty and silly, with a high zombie kill count. I genuinely appreciated the 'evolution of the zombie' storyline arc and had a lot of fun watching this. Zombieland: Double Tap is some seriously goofy and unmissable undead fun.
FINAL SAY: Enjoy the little things.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
MIDSOMMAR
Release Date: 2019
Rating: R 18+
Running time: 138 mins
Director and writer Ari Aster delivers another unsettling tale of horror, despair and discomfort with Midsommar. With it's vivid and trippy twists of perception and sense of impending danger and doom, Midsommar feels a lot like an accident happening in slow motion; you know that it isn't going to end well, but you just can't look away.
Dani agrees to join her boyfriend Christian and his friends to Sweden to take part in a special midsummer festival that only occurs once every ninety years. Dani, who is already struggling with the horrific loss of her parents and sister, soon discovers that they have all become involved in an ancient cult that will change their lives forever.
The performances here are rock solid, with Florence Pugh and Jack Reynor both delivering believable levels of confusion and terror as the struggling couple lost amidst a sea of wild and inexplicable weirdness.
When this film isn't assaulting you with it's dark and perverse imagery, it is delighting you with its hallucinatory interludes and magical pagan flights of fancy. Basically, it's a complete mish mash of beauty and macabre that you will not be able to shake easily because like all of Aster's works, it's unforgettable stuff.
FINAL SAY: The Queen must ride alone.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2019
Rating: R 18+
Running time: 138 mins
Director and writer Ari Aster delivers another unsettling tale of horror, despair and discomfort with Midsommar. With it's vivid and trippy twists of perception and sense of impending danger and doom, Midsommar feels a lot like an accident happening in slow motion; you know that it isn't going to end well, but you just can't look away.
Dani agrees to join her boyfriend Christian and his friends to Sweden to take part in a special midsummer festival that only occurs once every ninety years. Dani, who is already struggling with the horrific loss of her parents and sister, soon discovers that they have all become involved in an ancient cult that will change their lives forever.
The performances here are rock solid, with Florence Pugh and Jack Reynor both delivering believable levels of confusion and terror as the struggling couple lost amidst a sea of wild and inexplicable weirdness.
When this film isn't assaulting you with it's dark and perverse imagery, it is delighting you with its hallucinatory interludes and magical pagan flights of fancy. Basically, it's a complete mish mash of beauty and macabre that you will not be able to shake easily because like all of Aster's works, it's unforgettable stuff.
FINAL SAY: The Queen must ride alone.
4 Chilli Peppers
THE LODGE
Release Date: 2019
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 113 mins
A psychological horror film directed by Veronika Franz and Severin Fiala that delivers a grim and hard hitting portrayal of a family in crisis. Ever since Ari Aster gave us the brilliant thriller Hereditary, a lot of other movies have jumped on the 'mentally scarred family in deep crisis' trope and have not been able to deliver. The Lodge certainly does deliver, but it's extremely large helpings of grim isolation, mental torment and painful grief are definitely going to be too jarring for some viewers.
After their mother suicides, teenage Aidan and young Mia go to live with their father who has just entered another serious relationship with a woman named Grace that he met through his latest research novel about cults. They all retreat to the family's remote lodge in Massachusetts during the deep winter period for some rest and relaxation, what could possibly go wrong?
Everything about this film felt like a red flag to me. You've got the clearly grieving, betrayed and angry children, the clueless father who willingly takes an ex-cult member on holidays to a remote place and Grace herself who is stealthily guzzling meds and has a little dog that appears to do nothing but sit in a basket. It all felt a bit contrived and highly unlikely at its essence. However, there were some good plot twists and ideas being tossed around here, and Riley Keough who plays Grace delivers a gripping and convincing portrayal of a women in peril.
Not a life changer, but a worthy watch nonetheless.
FINAL SAY: Nearer, My God, to Thee.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2019
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 113 mins
A psychological horror film directed by Veronika Franz and Severin Fiala that delivers a grim and hard hitting portrayal of a family in crisis. Ever since Ari Aster gave us the brilliant thriller Hereditary, a lot of other movies have jumped on the 'mentally scarred family in deep crisis' trope and have not been able to deliver. The Lodge certainly does deliver, but it's extremely large helpings of grim isolation, mental torment and painful grief are definitely going to be too jarring for some viewers.
After their mother suicides, teenage Aidan and young Mia go to live with their father who has just entered another serious relationship with a woman named Grace that he met through his latest research novel about cults. They all retreat to the family's remote lodge in Massachusetts during the deep winter period for some rest and relaxation, what could possibly go wrong?
Everything about this film felt like a red flag to me. You've got the clearly grieving, betrayed and angry children, the clueless father who willingly takes an ex-cult member on holidays to a remote place and Grace herself who is stealthily guzzling meds and has a little dog that appears to do nothing but sit in a basket. It all felt a bit contrived and highly unlikely at its essence. However, there were some good plot twists and ideas being tossed around here, and Riley Keough who plays Grace delivers a gripping and convincing portrayal of a women in peril.
Not a life changer, but a worthy watch nonetheless.
FINAL SAY: Nearer, My God, to Thee.
3 Chilli Peppers
PET SEMATARY
Release Date: 2019
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 101 mins
A remake of a 1989 supernatural horror film, directed by Kevin Kölsch and Dennis Widmyer and based on the novel of the same name by Stephen King. I think that Pet Sematary got a bit of an unfair smashing from critics, and having read the book, seen the original film and now also seen the remake, I would have to say that it supplied an interesting reinvention of the story that was for the most part, pretty loyal to the original novel.
Dr Lewis Creed and his young family have relocated to rural Maine for a fresh start. They discover that there is an old, and still utilised pet cemetery on their land that the local kids use to bury their deceased animals. However, when their new neighbour Judd takes Lewis beyond the perimeter of the cemetery to bury a family pet, they discover that the soil to the land holds secrets of an unnatural kind.
This felt like an old school Stephen King horror to me, I really liked the use of creaky stairs, creepy kids, flashing lights and jump scares, it's meant to be an old school horror so it should play out like one. The cast is particularly good, with Jason Clarke, Amy Seimetz and John Lithgow bringing some plausibility to the table, and the child actors are really quite good here as well. This is certainly not life changing horror, but it's awesome old school horror and would be an excellent movie choice for a Halloween sleepover.
FINAL SAY: Sometimes, dead is better.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2019
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 101 mins
A remake of a 1989 supernatural horror film, directed by Kevin Kölsch and Dennis Widmyer and based on the novel of the same name by Stephen King. I think that Pet Sematary got a bit of an unfair smashing from critics, and having read the book, seen the original film and now also seen the remake, I would have to say that it supplied an interesting reinvention of the story that was for the most part, pretty loyal to the original novel.
Dr Lewis Creed and his young family have relocated to rural Maine for a fresh start. They discover that there is an old, and still utilised pet cemetery on their land that the local kids use to bury their deceased animals. However, when their new neighbour Judd takes Lewis beyond the perimeter of the cemetery to bury a family pet, they discover that the soil to the land holds secrets of an unnatural kind.
This felt like an old school Stephen King horror to me, I really liked the use of creaky stairs, creepy kids, flashing lights and jump scares, it's meant to be an old school horror so it should play out like one. The cast is particularly good, with Jason Clarke, Amy Seimetz and John Lithgow bringing some plausibility to the table, and the child actors are really quite good here as well. This is certainly not life changing horror, but it's awesome old school horror and would be an excellent movie choice for a Halloween sleepover.
FINAL SAY: Sometimes, dead is better.
3 Chilli Peppers
US
Release Date: 2019
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 116 mins
A modern horror/ thriller written and directed by Jordan Peele that explores the possibility of everyone having an evil doppelganger. This film starts out like The Invasion of the Body Snatchers, plays out like Funny Games and ends like Primal Fear; in other words this film jumps around a shitload and has more plot holes in it than a slice of swiss cheese, but what can I say? I still enjoyed it and was genuinely intrigued to see if my prediction of the ending at around 50 minutes in was correct, and yes it was!
Ever since her traumatic childhood experience at Santa Cruz beach, Adelaide Thomas (Lupita Nyong'o) has always felt like someone was 'closing in' on her. Years later when her husband organises a family trip to Santa Cruz, Adelaide has to come to terms with her childhood trauma and finally confront her fears head on.
Although there are some real strengths to this movie, especially the brilliant cast, I was overall a little underwhelmed by the way that storyline played out. It is almost like there were too many ideas at play here and I really felt like the story needed to be scaled back in order to be executed properly.
Don't get me wrong, those scissor toting doppelgangers are creepy as hell and there are some excellent ideas at play here, just don't expect the same wow factor that you got from Peele's last script Get Out, because this is not the same calibre as his first body of work.
FINAL SAY: Who are you people?
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2019
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 116 mins
A modern horror/ thriller written and directed by Jordan Peele that explores the possibility of everyone having an evil doppelganger. This film starts out like The Invasion of the Body Snatchers, plays out like Funny Games and ends like Primal Fear; in other words this film jumps around a shitload and has more plot holes in it than a slice of swiss cheese, but what can I say? I still enjoyed it and was genuinely intrigued to see if my prediction of the ending at around 50 minutes in was correct, and yes it was!
Ever since her traumatic childhood experience at Santa Cruz beach, Adelaide Thomas (Lupita Nyong'o) has always felt like someone was 'closing in' on her. Years later when her husband organises a family trip to Santa Cruz, Adelaide has to come to terms with her childhood trauma and finally confront her fears head on.
Although there are some real strengths to this movie, especially the brilliant cast, I was overall a little underwhelmed by the way that storyline played out. It is almost like there were too many ideas at play here and I really felt like the story needed to be scaled back in order to be executed properly.
Don't get me wrong, those scissor toting doppelgangers are creepy as hell and there are some excellent ideas at play here, just don't expect the same wow factor that you got from Peele's last script Get Out, because this is not the same calibre as his first body of work.
FINAL SAY: Who are you people?
3 Chilli Peppers
HEREDITARY
Release Date: 2018
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 127 mins
A supernatural horror written and directed by Ari Aster, in his feature directorial debut, and what a debut it is! Hereditary is is the horror film that I have been waiting a long time to see. It left me with such an unsettled feeling, and I couldn't stop thinking about it after I left the cinema, it really had an impact on me. Reminiscent of horror classics like Rosemary's Baby and The Exorcist where the levels of unease and suspicion are always escalating, Hereditary stands out from the crowd with its brilliantly subtle, seriously harrowing and deeply disturbing storyline.
After the death of her mother, Annie and her family succumb to a strange and terrible chain of events. As the cryptic story of their ancestry unravels they become more entangled in something completely sinister that they have inherited.
The performances are absolutely rock solid here with Toni Collette, Alex Wolf and Milly Shapiro bringing Oscar worthy commitment to their roles and Ann Dowd and Gabriel Byrne offering terrific support to them in their small but not insignificant roles.
Like all horror movies that are asking the audience to feel and think on a deeper level, this will not appeal to everyone's taste. However, this is easily one of the best horrors that I have seen in a very long time because of its frightening realistic storyline and bone-chilling tension.
FINAL SAY: We have bound ourselves for now and ever to Yours.
4.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2018
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 127 mins
A supernatural horror written and directed by Ari Aster, in his feature directorial debut, and what a debut it is! Hereditary is is the horror film that I have been waiting a long time to see. It left me with such an unsettled feeling, and I couldn't stop thinking about it after I left the cinema, it really had an impact on me. Reminiscent of horror classics like Rosemary's Baby and The Exorcist where the levels of unease and suspicion are always escalating, Hereditary stands out from the crowd with its brilliantly subtle, seriously harrowing and deeply disturbing storyline.
After the death of her mother, Annie and her family succumb to a strange and terrible chain of events. As the cryptic story of their ancestry unravels they become more entangled in something completely sinister that they have inherited.
The performances are absolutely rock solid here with Toni Collette, Alex Wolf and Milly Shapiro bringing Oscar worthy commitment to their roles and Ann Dowd and Gabriel Byrne offering terrific support to them in their small but not insignificant roles.
Like all horror movies that are asking the audience to feel and think on a deeper level, this will not appeal to everyone's taste. However, this is easily one of the best horrors that I have seen in a very long time because of its frightening realistic storyline and bone-chilling tension.
FINAL SAY: We have bound ourselves for now and ever to Yours.
4.5 Chilli Peppers
ANTRUM
Release Date: 2018
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 95 mins
Antrum, also known as Antrum: The Deadliest Film Ever Made is a really clever Canadian horror. Written and directed by David Amito and Michael Laicini, the film uses a mockumentary style to set up the release of a found film that supposedly has deleterious effects on anyone that watches it.
After being lost for years, Antrum, a lost Bulgarian 70's film has recently resurfaced and is finally being released for mass consumption. However, the film opens with a stern pre-viewing caution because past viewings have led to dreadful consequences, terrible accidents and some people have even died after viewing its content.
The bulk of the movie is what alleges to be the only know copy of the film to exist, which has itself been altered by an unknown third party. The main part of the film is centred on a young boy and his older sister who venture into the woods in an attempt to rescue their recently euthanized dog from the underworld. They set about doing this with a grimoire and a couple of shovels to dig to hell.
What ensues is a subtle and suggestive roller coaster of creepy and unsettling interludes. By using the mockumentary narrative to bookend the film content, Antrum manages to blur the lines between fiction and reality and the overall effect is oddly creepy; bottom line - Antrum does get under your skin. This is clever storytelling and a terrific demonstration of the power of cinema, and for what Antrum lacks in finesse and decent effects it certainly makes up for with loads of unpredictability and tension.
FINAL SAY: One by one we pray to thee, protect us from all we'll see. From all we'll hear, and touch, and smell. From all the unknown dark in Hell.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2018
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 95 mins
Antrum, also known as Antrum: The Deadliest Film Ever Made is a really clever Canadian horror. Written and directed by David Amito and Michael Laicini, the film uses a mockumentary style to set up the release of a found film that supposedly has deleterious effects on anyone that watches it.
After being lost for years, Antrum, a lost Bulgarian 70's film has recently resurfaced and is finally being released for mass consumption. However, the film opens with a stern pre-viewing caution because past viewings have led to dreadful consequences, terrible accidents and some people have even died after viewing its content.
The bulk of the movie is what alleges to be the only know copy of the film to exist, which has itself been altered by an unknown third party. The main part of the film is centred on a young boy and his older sister who venture into the woods in an attempt to rescue their recently euthanized dog from the underworld. They set about doing this with a grimoire and a couple of shovels to dig to hell.
What ensues is a subtle and suggestive roller coaster of creepy and unsettling interludes. By using the mockumentary narrative to bookend the film content, Antrum manages to blur the lines between fiction and reality and the overall effect is oddly creepy; bottom line - Antrum does get under your skin. This is clever storytelling and a terrific demonstration of the power of cinema, and for what Antrum lacks in finesse and decent effects it certainly makes up for with loads of unpredictability and tension.
FINAL SAY: One by one we pray to thee, protect us from all we'll see. From all we'll hear, and touch, and smell. From all the unknown dark in Hell.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
MANDY
Release Date: 2018
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 121 mins
It's difficult to know how to explain this film, it pays homage to so many other great horror movies, and yet still manages to deliver something completely unique and utterly compelling. Directed by Panos Cosmatos and co-written by Cosmatos and Aaron Stewart- Ahn, Mandy has received widespread critical acclaim for it's visual style, engaging soundtrack, originality and Nicolas Cage's epic performance.
In a secluded mountain cabin, Red (Nicolas Cage) and Mandy (Andrea Riseborough) live a peaceful and happy life. That is until a deviant hippie cult and a group of demonic bikers decide to invade their home and attempt to abduct Mandy.
With nods to Kubrick and Lynch, this is a trippy, blood soaked, revenge caper like no other. Deeply hypnotic, often disturbing and genuinely emotional, Mandy is definitely destined to become a cult classic and is a must see for fans of gory thrillers.
FINAL SAY: I'm your God now!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2018
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 121 mins
It's difficult to know how to explain this film, it pays homage to so many other great horror movies, and yet still manages to deliver something completely unique and utterly compelling. Directed by Panos Cosmatos and co-written by Cosmatos and Aaron Stewart- Ahn, Mandy has received widespread critical acclaim for it's visual style, engaging soundtrack, originality and Nicolas Cage's epic performance.
In a secluded mountain cabin, Red (Nicolas Cage) and Mandy (Andrea Riseborough) live a peaceful and happy life. That is until a deviant hippie cult and a group of demonic bikers decide to invade their home and attempt to abduct Mandy.
With nods to Kubrick and Lynch, this is a trippy, blood soaked, revenge caper like no other. Deeply hypnotic, often disturbing and genuinely emotional, Mandy is definitely destined to become a cult classic and is a must see for fans of gory thrillers.
FINAL SAY: I'm your God now!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
A QUIET PLACE
Release Date: 2018
Rating: M
Running Time: 95 mins
A science fiction thriller directed by John Krasinski, who stars alongside his real life spouse Emily Blunt in the movie. With enough jump scares to give you a full body workout, A Quiet Place offers viewers a mostly silent and atmospheric 'edge of your seat' thrill ride.
In a world that has been ravaged by ruthless aliens, a family survives in rural America by staying completely silent and flying under the radar. The alien invaders are extremely fast moving and highly sensitive to sound, and as long as everyone remains quiet then everything is fine; which is clearly easier said than done, especially when children are involved.
The storyline is rather thin on the ground, but the acting is tremendously good, so good that the protagonists actually had me caring about the outcome of the characters quite early on in the piece. Rife with parental responsibility and a sense of genuine dread, A Quiet Place is an enjoyable sci-fi thriller that more than satisfied with its eerie silences and unpleasant encounters.
FINAL SAY: Who are we if we can't protect them?
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Note: A Quiet Place 2 released in 2021 picks up where the first instalment leaves off seamlessly. Cillian Murphy joins the fight against the alien hordes this round, and although the film is still gripping and fast paced it doesn't quite have the same impact as the first movie did. Still a solid 3 Chill Peppers from me because it is a decent sequel overall.
Release Date: 2018
Rating: M
Running Time: 95 mins
A science fiction thriller directed by John Krasinski, who stars alongside his real life spouse Emily Blunt in the movie. With enough jump scares to give you a full body workout, A Quiet Place offers viewers a mostly silent and atmospheric 'edge of your seat' thrill ride.
In a world that has been ravaged by ruthless aliens, a family survives in rural America by staying completely silent and flying under the radar. The alien invaders are extremely fast moving and highly sensitive to sound, and as long as everyone remains quiet then everything is fine; which is clearly easier said than done, especially when children are involved.
The storyline is rather thin on the ground, but the acting is tremendously good, so good that the protagonists actually had me caring about the outcome of the characters quite early on in the piece. Rife with parental responsibility and a sense of genuine dread, A Quiet Place is an enjoyable sci-fi thriller that more than satisfied with its eerie silences and unpleasant encounters.
FINAL SAY: Who are we if we can't protect them?
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Note: A Quiet Place 2 released in 2021 picks up where the first instalment leaves off seamlessly. Cillian Murphy joins the fight against the alien hordes this round, and although the film is still gripping and fast paced it doesn't quite have the same impact as the first movie did. Still a solid 3 Chill Peppers from me because it is a decent sequel overall.
SUSPIRIA
Release Date: 2018
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 152 mins
Suspiria has enough visceral imagery and violent interludes to provide even the toughest of horror movie fans with some serious nightmare fuel. I had the weirdest and most haunting dreams after seeing this film, it really delves into your subconscious and subtly places some very dark matter in there.
Artistically and creatively directed by Luca Guadagnino, this remake of the 1977 Dario Argento classic breathes some new life and new ideas into an already extremely interesting storyline and delivers something completely unique and unforgettable.
In 1970's Berlin, a young American dancer named Suzy Bannion (Dakota Johnson) has her dreams come true when she earns a place as a lead dancer at the esteemed Helena Marcos Dance Company. However, the dance company harbours many secrets, the deepest of which is hidden underneath the studios in the dark and ancient chambers.
Critics were seriously divided about this film, and I can understand why. It's extremely long, violent, indulgent, dark and for the most part, quite 'art house' in its presentation, but I cannot deny that I really enjoyed it. The virtually all female cast is tremendous, especially Dakota Johnson, Tilda Swinton (who plays more than one role) and Angela Winkler. There is a slow burning sense of unease about this film that stays with you after the film ends, and in my mind that makes it a really successful horror.
FINAL SAY: Dance everyone, dance. It's so beautiful.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2018
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 152 mins
Suspiria has enough visceral imagery and violent interludes to provide even the toughest of horror movie fans with some serious nightmare fuel. I had the weirdest and most haunting dreams after seeing this film, it really delves into your subconscious and subtly places some very dark matter in there.
Artistically and creatively directed by Luca Guadagnino, this remake of the 1977 Dario Argento classic breathes some new life and new ideas into an already extremely interesting storyline and delivers something completely unique and unforgettable.
In 1970's Berlin, a young American dancer named Suzy Bannion (Dakota Johnson) has her dreams come true when she earns a place as a lead dancer at the esteemed Helena Marcos Dance Company. However, the dance company harbours many secrets, the deepest of which is hidden underneath the studios in the dark and ancient chambers.
Critics were seriously divided about this film, and I can understand why. It's extremely long, violent, indulgent, dark and for the most part, quite 'art house' in its presentation, but I cannot deny that I really enjoyed it. The virtually all female cast is tremendous, especially Dakota Johnson, Tilda Swinton (who plays more than one role) and Angela Winkler. There is a slow burning sense of unease about this film that stays with you after the film ends, and in my mind that makes it a really successful horror.
FINAL SAY: Dance everyone, dance. It's so beautiful.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
UNSANE
Release Date: 2018
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 98 mins
An intriguing psychological thriller from director Steven Soderbergh that was created in secret and shot entirely on an iPhone 7 Plus. Since premiering at the Berlin International Film Festival, Unsane has been successfully making us all feel like we are just a bunch of untalented hacks! When a director can produce something this good with just an iPhone 7, you have to be impressed, and I am sure that we are now going to see a string of movies shot in the same fashion, all struggling to match up to this first impressive effort.
Sawyer Valentini has been wrestling with her mental wellness after being relentlessly pursued by a stalker. She makes an appointment with a counselor at the Highland Creek Behavioural Centre and unknowingly commits herself to being admitted. Sawyer believes that her stalker is working at the facility in an attempt to get closer to her, which escalates her counselor's desire to extend her stay.
Claire Foy, Joshua Leonard and Juno Temple star in this mysterious tale, and although it's not the best thriller that I have ever seen, it certainly kept me interested and I couldn't help admiring how much an iPhone managed to enhance the overall effect and claustrophobic feeling of the movie.
FINAL SAY: I'm not fucking crazy!
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2018
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 98 mins
An intriguing psychological thriller from director Steven Soderbergh that was created in secret and shot entirely on an iPhone 7 Plus. Since premiering at the Berlin International Film Festival, Unsane has been successfully making us all feel like we are just a bunch of untalented hacks! When a director can produce something this good with just an iPhone 7, you have to be impressed, and I am sure that we are now going to see a string of movies shot in the same fashion, all struggling to match up to this first impressive effort.
Sawyer Valentini has been wrestling with her mental wellness after being relentlessly pursued by a stalker. She makes an appointment with a counselor at the Highland Creek Behavioural Centre and unknowingly commits herself to being admitted. Sawyer believes that her stalker is working at the facility in an attempt to get closer to her, which escalates her counselor's desire to extend her stay.
Claire Foy, Joshua Leonard and Juno Temple star in this mysterious tale, and although it's not the best thriller that I have ever seen, it certainly kept me interested and I couldn't help admiring how much an iPhone managed to enhance the overall effect and claustrophobic feeling of the movie.
FINAL SAY: I'm not fucking crazy!
3 Chilli Peppers
GHOST STORIES
Release Date: 2018
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 98 mins
An anthology horror film, written and directed by Jeremy Dyson and Andy Nyman, that was based on their stage play of the same name. The film comprises of three short tales of ghostly sightings and supernatural phenomenon, which are interwoven with one main story that holds it all together. If you were ever a fan of old school horror anthologies like Creepshow, then you will probably enjoy this as much as I did.
Phillip Goodman is a well known debunker of fraudulent psychics and a serious sceptic of everything paranormal. He receives an invitation from a fellow paranormal debunker that was one of his childhood inspirations back in the 1970's. The ageing investigator asks him to re-open three old cases that he could never prove to be fake. Goodman agrees and discovers more than he bargained for along the way.
There is no denying that this film is creepy and at times perplexing as well, it uses genuinely effective methods of horror and it isn't reliant on jump scares or CGI effects to elicit fear, and for me it really worked. The three short stories were really interesting, probably more so than the main tale that binds it all together, but even still I really enjoyed Ghost Stories and was genuinely creeped out by its weird and often unsettling content.
FINAL SAY: We have to be very careful what we choose to believe.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2018
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 98 mins
An anthology horror film, written and directed by Jeremy Dyson and Andy Nyman, that was based on their stage play of the same name. The film comprises of three short tales of ghostly sightings and supernatural phenomenon, which are interwoven with one main story that holds it all together. If you were ever a fan of old school horror anthologies like Creepshow, then you will probably enjoy this as much as I did.
Phillip Goodman is a well known debunker of fraudulent psychics and a serious sceptic of everything paranormal. He receives an invitation from a fellow paranormal debunker that was one of his childhood inspirations back in the 1970's. The ageing investigator asks him to re-open three old cases that he could never prove to be fake. Goodman agrees and discovers more than he bargained for along the way.
There is no denying that this film is creepy and at times perplexing as well, it uses genuinely effective methods of horror and it isn't reliant on jump scares or CGI effects to elicit fear, and for me it really worked. The three short stories were really interesting, probably more so than the main tale that binds it all together, but even still I really enjoyed Ghost Stories and was genuinely creeped out by its weird and often unsettling content.
FINAL SAY: We have to be very careful what we choose to believe.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
THE NIGHT EATS THE WORLD
Release Date: 2018
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 93 mins
A French horror film directed by Dominique Rocher that focuses on a random zombie outbreak that suddenly overtakes Paris, however if you're seeking a lot of guts, gore and fast moving action then this film is probably not for you.
Sam the musician stops by the Parisian apartment of his ex-girlfriend to collect his tapes, however she is having a party and he finds himself seeking solitude in a side room where he falls asleep. When Sam awakes, the world has completely altered because everyone appears to have become a zombie.
Unlike many other films in the zombie genre, The Night Eats The World isn't seeking to entertain audiences with loads of flesh eating, high-paced, zombie horde, action scenes. However, what it is delivering is a contemplative and atmospheric character study that is squarely focused on the horrors of isolation, separation and loneliness.
Anders Danielsen Lie is fabulous as Sam and he is genuinely the heart of soul of this film, and although he's delivering completely here, there really is only so much that you can do with an isolation horror.
FINAL SAY: How many zombies will respond to a drum solo?
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2018
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 93 mins
A French horror film directed by Dominique Rocher that focuses on a random zombie outbreak that suddenly overtakes Paris, however if you're seeking a lot of guts, gore and fast moving action then this film is probably not for you.
Sam the musician stops by the Parisian apartment of his ex-girlfriend to collect his tapes, however she is having a party and he finds himself seeking solitude in a side room where he falls asleep. When Sam awakes, the world has completely altered because everyone appears to have become a zombie.
Unlike many other films in the zombie genre, The Night Eats The World isn't seeking to entertain audiences with loads of flesh eating, high-paced, zombie horde, action scenes. However, what it is delivering is a contemplative and atmospheric character study that is squarely focused on the horrors of isolation, separation and loneliness.
Anders Danielsen Lie is fabulous as Sam and he is genuinely the heart of soul of this film, and although he's delivering completely here, there really is only so much that you can do with an isolation horror.
FINAL SAY: How many zombies will respond to a drum solo?
3 Chilli Peppers
IT
Release Date: 2017
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 135 mins
A supernatural horror directed by Andy Muschietti and based on the highly successful 1986 novel of the same name by Stephen King. Clearly audiences are thirsting for excellent retro horror tales because IT swiftly became the highest grossing horror film of all time and the third highest grossing R rated movie of all time.
It's 1988 in a small American town called Derry and something insidious is lurking in the sewers; an ancient evil that feeds on the fears of children and presents itself as a clown called Pennywise. Seemingly invisible to adults, Pennywise starts to abduct the children of Derry, and turns its sights on a tight group of friends called The Losers Club.
With all of the terrific friendship dynamics and comradery of The Goonies, Stranger Things and Stand By Me and all of the creepiness of a James Wan horror, IT has a formula that works on so many levels. Not only is there a creepy as all shit clown torturing the children, but all of the adults in Derry seem to be rather unpleasant as well which adds another layer of turmoil to this already emotionally affecting tale.
IT is most definitely the best horror movie to come out of 2017. The acting is on point, with Bill Skarsgard delivering one of the most memorably disturbing horror characters of all time in Pennywise. He is however exceptionally well supported by a young and fresh faced cast who are all bringing their A game here as well, with notable performances being delivered by Finn Wolfhard, Sophia Lillis, Nicholas Hamilton and Jeremy Ray Taylor.
The visuals are certainly dark, dreadful and nightmarish; but the coming of age story that is playing in the background is not at all drowned out by the grim effects, which was really pleasing to see. IT is a true horror gem and a must see movie for fans of quality horror.
FINAL SAY: We all float down here.
4.5 Chilli Peppers
Note: IT Chapter 2, which was released in 2019 greatly struggles to fill the shoes of its juggernaut predecessor and in my opinion was only a 3 Chilli Pepper offering. Undoubtedly worth seeing if you were a fan of the first and although it is perfectly cast, the 2nd chapter plays out more like a horror comedy and at almost 3 hours in length it gets tedious and hard going at times.
Release Date: 2017
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 135 mins
A supernatural horror directed by Andy Muschietti and based on the highly successful 1986 novel of the same name by Stephen King. Clearly audiences are thirsting for excellent retro horror tales because IT swiftly became the highest grossing horror film of all time and the third highest grossing R rated movie of all time.
It's 1988 in a small American town called Derry and something insidious is lurking in the sewers; an ancient evil that feeds on the fears of children and presents itself as a clown called Pennywise. Seemingly invisible to adults, Pennywise starts to abduct the children of Derry, and turns its sights on a tight group of friends called The Losers Club.
With all of the terrific friendship dynamics and comradery of The Goonies, Stranger Things and Stand By Me and all of the creepiness of a James Wan horror, IT has a formula that works on so many levels. Not only is there a creepy as all shit clown torturing the children, but all of the adults in Derry seem to be rather unpleasant as well which adds another layer of turmoil to this already emotionally affecting tale.
IT is most definitely the best horror movie to come out of 2017. The acting is on point, with Bill Skarsgard delivering one of the most memorably disturbing horror characters of all time in Pennywise. He is however exceptionally well supported by a young and fresh faced cast who are all bringing their A game here as well, with notable performances being delivered by Finn Wolfhard, Sophia Lillis, Nicholas Hamilton and Jeremy Ray Taylor.
The visuals are certainly dark, dreadful and nightmarish; but the coming of age story that is playing in the background is not at all drowned out by the grim effects, which was really pleasing to see. IT is a true horror gem and a must see movie for fans of quality horror.
FINAL SAY: We all float down here.
4.5 Chilli Peppers
Note: IT Chapter 2, which was released in 2019 greatly struggles to fill the shoes of its juggernaut predecessor and in my opinion was only a 3 Chilli Pepper offering. Undoubtedly worth seeing if you were a fan of the first and although it is perfectly cast, the 2nd chapter plays out more like a horror comedy and at almost 3 hours in length it gets tedious and hard going at times.
ONE CUT OF THE DEAD
Release Date: 2017
Rating: M
Running Time: 96 mins
A Japanese zombie comedy written and directed by Shin'ichiro Ueda. Created on a budget of $25,000 dollars with a group of unknown actors, One Cut of the Dead premiered in a small theatre in Japan for a six day run and was an instant hit with audiences. After screening at the Undine Film Festival the film soon became a cult classic, raking in over $30 million dollars at the box office worldwide.
The cast and crew of a low budget zombie horror begin shooting at an abandoned water filtration plant. Desperate for success, the director decides to paint a blood pentagram on the roof of the building in an attempt to activate real zombies and spice up the action. The outcomes are surprising to say the least.
For the first half hour of this film I was literally saying WTF to myself and then by the end of the movie I was applauding the originality and cleverness of the film-makers. One Cut of the Dead is actually genius in it's delivery and also genuinely funny. The less that you know the better with this film, but don't give up if you're struggling with the first 30 minutes, the pay off in the last hour is totally worth it, so hang in there!
FINAL SAY: POM!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2017
Rating: M
Running Time: 96 mins
A Japanese zombie comedy written and directed by Shin'ichiro Ueda. Created on a budget of $25,000 dollars with a group of unknown actors, One Cut of the Dead premiered in a small theatre in Japan for a six day run and was an instant hit with audiences. After screening at the Undine Film Festival the film soon became a cult classic, raking in over $30 million dollars at the box office worldwide.
The cast and crew of a low budget zombie horror begin shooting at an abandoned water filtration plant. Desperate for success, the director decides to paint a blood pentagram on the roof of the building in an attempt to activate real zombies and spice up the action. The outcomes are surprising to say the least.
For the first half hour of this film I was literally saying WTF to myself and then by the end of the movie I was applauding the originality and cleverness of the film-makers. One Cut of the Dead is actually genius in it's delivery and also genuinely funny. The less that you know the better with this film, but don't give up if you're struggling with the first 30 minutes, the pay off in the last hour is totally worth it, so hang in there!
FINAL SAY: POM!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
A DARK SONG
Release Date: 2017
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 100 mins
This independent Irish horror film directed by Liam Gavin, unfolds in the most unexpected of ways. By delivering a unique blend of deeply emotional interactions with truly creepy interludes, A Dark Song could easily be the most original horror film of the year.
Grieving mother Sophia purchases a remote house in Wales and hires an occultist to assist her with performing a black magic rite. Sophia hopes that the ritual will summon her guardian angel, which in turn will allow her to speak to her dead son.
This is pretty freaky stuff, but it is freaky in the best kind of way. I really enjoyed this film, it delivers lots of intrigue and mystery, which kept me puzzling about the possibilities until the very end.
Steve Oram and Catherine Walker do a terrific job of their damaged and oddly enduring characters, and the intense soundtrack brings an ominous and unsettling edge to the overall effect of the film. Filmed mainly within the confines of the sprawling Welsh home, most of the action happens within small confines and between the two main characters, making this a movie with claustrophobic and escalating levels of unease.
FINAL SAY: Black magic interludes.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2017
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 100 mins
This independent Irish horror film directed by Liam Gavin, unfolds in the most unexpected of ways. By delivering a unique blend of deeply emotional interactions with truly creepy interludes, A Dark Song could easily be the most original horror film of the year.
Grieving mother Sophia purchases a remote house in Wales and hires an occultist to assist her with performing a black magic rite. Sophia hopes that the ritual will summon her guardian angel, which in turn will allow her to speak to her dead son.
This is pretty freaky stuff, but it is freaky in the best kind of way. I really enjoyed this film, it delivers lots of intrigue and mystery, which kept me puzzling about the possibilities until the very end.
Steve Oram and Catherine Walker do a terrific job of their damaged and oddly enduring characters, and the intense soundtrack brings an ominous and unsettling edge to the overall effect of the film. Filmed mainly within the confines of the sprawling Welsh home, most of the action happens within small confines and between the two main characters, making this a movie with claustrophobic and escalating levels of unease.
FINAL SAY: Black magic interludes.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
RAW
Release Date: 2017
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 99 mins
A French-Belgian horror film, written and directed by Julia Ducournau, that will have you squirming around in your seat from its lurid acts of violence and scenes of revulsion. It was a mixture of curiosity and nausea that gripped me for the duration of this movie, and some of the scenes may prove to be just a little too much for people with weak stomachs. I was actually pleasantly surprised by the boldness of Raw and thought that it was an enjoyable and fresh take on the 'metamorphosis' horror trope.
Following in the footsteps of her parents and older sister, Justine - a strict vegetarian, begins her first semester at an esteemed veterinary school. Keen to be accepted, Justine finds herself involved in a bizarre initiation ritual that involves the ingestion of raw meat. After eating a rabbit's kidney, Justine swiftly develops a taste for meat; the rawer the better.
Lots of bloodlust and cannibalism to wrap your head around, and some incredibly unsettling transformation scenes as well, but don't let me ruin it for you, see it for yourself; probably best if you haven't just had a massive meal beforehand though!
FINAL SAY: And then we had our first kiss.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2017
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 99 mins
A French-Belgian horror film, written and directed by Julia Ducournau, that will have you squirming around in your seat from its lurid acts of violence and scenes of revulsion. It was a mixture of curiosity and nausea that gripped me for the duration of this movie, and some of the scenes may prove to be just a little too much for people with weak stomachs. I was actually pleasantly surprised by the boldness of Raw and thought that it was an enjoyable and fresh take on the 'metamorphosis' horror trope.
Following in the footsteps of her parents and older sister, Justine - a strict vegetarian, begins her first semester at an esteemed veterinary school. Keen to be accepted, Justine finds herself involved in a bizarre initiation ritual that involves the ingestion of raw meat. After eating a rabbit's kidney, Justine swiftly develops a taste for meat; the rawer the better.
Lots of bloodlust and cannibalism to wrap your head around, and some incredibly unsettling transformation scenes as well, but don't let me ruin it for you, see it for yourself; probably best if you haven't just had a massive meal beforehand though!
FINAL SAY: And then we had our first kiss.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
GET OUT
Release Date: 2017
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 104 mins
Here is another perfect example of a thriller being marketed as a horror movie. Get Out is most certainly a terrifically gripping and highly entertaining thriller, but in my books it is not really a horror movie. There is definitely something eerie and unnatural going on in Get Out which does set it apart from other thrillers, but labelling it a 'horror' is a stretch. So, don't be misled by the horror genre stamped all over this film, it is actually just a really intriguing thriller that will keep you guessing and wondering right up to the last moments.
Chris goes to his girlfriend Rose's house to meet her parents for the very first time. Chris is unsure about how they will react to their daughter being in an interracial relationship, but Rose assures him that he has nothing to be worried about. Over the course of the weekend, Chris becomes increasingly concerned about the motives of Rose's family after a string of odd and unnerving occurrences.
Jordan Peele (better known for his work on the comedy TV series Key and Peele) wrote and directed the script, and it is a tremendously fresh and intelligent body of work. The cast here is solid, especially Daniel Kaluuya who portrays Chris with loads of sincerity and believability. He is very well supported by Allison Williams (fresh out of Girls), Catherine Keener, Jim Hudson and Rod Williams.
There is an alternate ending to Get Out that can be viewed on Youtube, and although it is worth checking out, I preferred the cinematic ending.
FINAL SAY: Now you're in the sunken place.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2017
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 104 mins
Here is another perfect example of a thriller being marketed as a horror movie. Get Out is most certainly a terrifically gripping and highly entertaining thriller, but in my books it is not really a horror movie. There is definitely something eerie and unnatural going on in Get Out which does set it apart from other thrillers, but labelling it a 'horror' is a stretch. So, don't be misled by the horror genre stamped all over this film, it is actually just a really intriguing thriller that will keep you guessing and wondering right up to the last moments.
Chris goes to his girlfriend Rose's house to meet her parents for the very first time. Chris is unsure about how they will react to their daughter being in an interracial relationship, but Rose assures him that he has nothing to be worried about. Over the course of the weekend, Chris becomes increasingly concerned about the motives of Rose's family after a string of odd and unnerving occurrences.
Jordan Peele (better known for his work on the comedy TV series Key and Peele) wrote and directed the script, and it is a tremendously fresh and intelligent body of work. The cast here is solid, especially Daniel Kaluuya who portrays Chris with loads of sincerity and believability. He is very well supported by Allison Williams (fresh out of Girls), Catherine Keener, Jim Hudson and Rod Williams.
There is an alternate ending to Get Out that can be viewed on Youtube, and although it is worth checking out, I preferred the cinematic ending.
FINAL SAY: Now you're in the sunken place.
4 Chilli Peppers
IT COMES AT NIGHT
Release Date: 2017
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 91 mins
Written and directed by Trey Edward Shults, It Comes At Night is another movie that was heavily marketed as a horror film, but clearly falls into the realms of a psychological thriller. However, that being said, it more than delivers when it comes to horrific interludes and disturbing behaviours, in fact I found this movie so upsetting that I almost put it onto my gritty list.
Set in a post-apocalyptic future that has been ravaged by a highly contagious and fatal outbreak, Paul (Joel Edgerton) his wife Sarah (Carmen Ejogo) and their teenage son Travis (Kelvin Harrison Jr.) have secluded themselves from civilisation and possible infection by making a home deep in the woods. In the middle of the night they capture an intruder (Christopher Abbott) that is attempting to break into their home and after proving that he is uninfected, he attempts to trade resources with them in exchange for refuge for his young wife and infant.
The opening scene of this film establishes the tone right off the mark and it is grim to say the least. With a slow burn and claustrophobic sense of suspicion and fear It Comes At Night stands alone in its ability to build genuine dread out of pure atmospheric tension.
FINAL SAY: You can't trust anyone but family.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2017
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 91 mins
Written and directed by Trey Edward Shults, It Comes At Night is another movie that was heavily marketed as a horror film, but clearly falls into the realms of a psychological thriller. However, that being said, it more than delivers when it comes to horrific interludes and disturbing behaviours, in fact I found this movie so upsetting that I almost put it onto my gritty list.
Set in a post-apocalyptic future that has been ravaged by a highly contagious and fatal outbreak, Paul (Joel Edgerton) his wife Sarah (Carmen Ejogo) and their teenage son Travis (Kelvin Harrison Jr.) have secluded themselves from civilisation and possible infection by making a home deep in the woods. In the middle of the night they capture an intruder (Christopher Abbott) that is attempting to break into their home and after proving that he is uninfected, he attempts to trade resources with them in exchange for refuge for his young wife and infant.
The opening scene of this film establishes the tone right off the mark and it is grim to say the least. With a slow burn and claustrophobic sense of suspicion and fear It Comes At Night stands alone in its ability to build genuine dread out of pure atmospheric tension.
FINAL SAY: You can't trust anyone but family.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
CARGO
Release Date: 2017
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 105 mins
A post-apocalyptic zombie thriller directed by Ben Howling and Yolanda Ramke. Cargo is based on a short film of the same name that was written by Ramke. The short made the finals at Tropfest in 2013 and was later adapted into a full length feature film. After premiering at the Adelaide Film Festival in October of 2017 it was released worldwide on Netflix in 2018.
When Andy' s (Martin Freeman) wife (Susie Porter) becomes infected with a deadly virus whilst they are stranded in rural Australia, Andy is suddenly left alone to care for his baby daughter in a formidable place full of flesh-eating zombies and ransacked outposts.
Martin Freeman is definitely a strength to the storyline here, delivering genuine levels of intense concern for the duration. Anthony Hayes is also great and offers a disturbing depiction of an apocalyptic opportunist, Simone Landers is terrific as Thoomi the surviving youngster and David Gulpilil brings enough eerie, silent intensity for everyone on set.
The Australian outback creates a bleak and formidable backdrop to the overall feel of the film and the incredibly enduring indigenous communities that are depicted here are one of the things that I enjoyed most about the movie. This is a really good Australian horror movie that maintains a certain level of humanity within its rather unpleasant storyline, which is so often missing from the zombie horror genre.
FINAL SAY: They need the dark to hibernate.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2017
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 105 mins
A post-apocalyptic zombie thriller directed by Ben Howling and Yolanda Ramke. Cargo is based on a short film of the same name that was written by Ramke. The short made the finals at Tropfest in 2013 and was later adapted into a full length feature film. After premiering at the Adelaide Film Festival in October of 2017 it was released worldwide on Netflix in 2018.
When Andy' s (Martin Freeman) wife (Susie Porter) becomes infected with a deadly virus whilst they are stranded in rural Australia, Andy is suddenly left alone to care for his baby daughter in a formidable place full of flesh-eating zombies and ransacked outposts.
Martin Freeman is definitely a strength to the storyline here, delivering genuine levels of intense concern for the duration. Anthony Hayes is also great and offers a disturbing depiction of an apocalyptic opportunist, Simone Landers is terrific as Thoomi the surviving youngster and David Gulpilil brings enough eerie, silent intensity for everyone on set.
The Australian outback creates a bleak and formidable backdrop to the overall feel of the film and the incredibly enduring indigenous communities that are depicted here are one of the things that I enjoyed most about the movie. This is a really good Australian horror movie that maintains a certain level of humanity within its rather unpleasant storyline, which is so often missing from the zombie horror genre.
FINAL SAY: They need the dark to hibernate.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
HERE ALONE
Release Date: 2016
Rating: M
Running Time: 98 mins
Unfairly slammed by critics, Here Alone is one of those zombie apocalyptic movies that is far more concerned in the plight of the characters than the actual apocalyptic event and circumstances, which really seems to frustrate a lot of people. I on the other hand, don't need to see dozens of zombie hordes to get a real sense of impending doom, and I thought that this movie quite poignantly conveys a deep sense of isolation with its touching portrayal of everyday people struggling to survive in a very fractured world.
Ann (Lucy Walters) is all alone in the wildness and struggling to survive with limited resources. A deadly epidemic has claimed the lives of everyone around her and turned the living into bloodthirsty monsters. During a raid on a property for food, Ann stumbles upon a teenager and her injured father, she takes mercy on them both and allows them to enter her camp.
For a zombie movie, this is a slow burner, and if you've come here looking for lots of rabid zombie, brain-eating action, then you have come to the wrong place. However, as far as horror drama goes, this is a terrific example of that, with Lucy Walters carrying this movie fully on her shoulders and doing it brilliantly.
FINAL SAY: We saw them before anyone knew what was going on.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2016
Rating: M
Running Time: 98 mins
Unfairly slammed by critics, Here Alone is one of those zombie apocalyptic movies that is far more concerned in the plight of the characters than the actual apocalyptic event and circumstances, which really seems to frustrate a lot of people. I on the other hand, don't need to see dozens of zombie hordes to get a real sense of impending doom, and I thought that this movie quite poignantly conveys a deep sense of isolation with its touching portrayal of everyday people struggling to survive in a very fractured world.
Ann (Lucy Walters) is all alone in the wildness and struggling to survive with limited resources. A deadly epidemic has claimed the lives of everyone around her and turned the living into bloodthirsty monsters. During a raid on a property for food, Ann stumbles upon a teenager and her injured father, she takes mercy on them both and allows them to enter her camp.
For a zombie movie, this is a slow burner, and if you've come here looking for lots of rabid zombie, brain-eating action, then you have come to the wrong place. However, as far as horror drama goes, this is a terrific example of that, with Lucy Walters carrying this movie fully on her shoulders and doing it brilliantly.
FINAL SAY: We saw them before anyone knew what was going on.
3 Chilli Peppers
THE NEON DEMON
Release Date: 2016
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 117 mins
Sometimes you don't always know if you really liked a movie, and then you catch yourself thinking about it days after you watched it and it dawns on you that it has actually really gotten into your psyche, and yes, it was very effective and you do like it for that vey reason. The Neon Demon was exactly like that for me, with its trippy fluorescent coloured visuals and deeply disturbing interludes, it is undeniably affecting.
A young aspiring model (Elle Fanning) moves to Los Angeles to pursue her dreams of becoming a model. Her youth and beauty become a source of fascination for some and fierce jealousy for others.
Thoughtfully directed by Nicholas Winding Refn, this film is as slick, sexy and stylish as the cover of any Vogue magazine and delivers a truly twisted ending that you probably won't see coming. Chock full of gorgeous looking people being pretty lecherous, weird and mostly unpleasant, I guarantee that you will have a reaction to this film one way or another.
FINAL SAY: I need to get her out of me.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2016
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 117 mins
Sometimes you don't always know if you really liked a movie, and then you catch yourself thinking about it days after you watched it and it dawns on you that it has actually really gotten into your psyche, and yes, it was very effective and you do like it for that vey reason. The Neon Demon was exactly like that for me, with its trippy fluorescent coloured visuals and deeply disturbing interludes, it is undeniably affecting.
A young aspiring model (Elle Fanning) moves to Los Angeles to pursue her dreams of becoming a model. Her youth and beauty become a source of fascination for some and fierce jealousy for others.
Thoughtfully directed by Nicholas Winding Refn, this film is as slick, sexy and stylish as the cover of any Vogue magazine and delivers a truly twisted ending that you probably won't see coming. Chock full of gorgeous looking people being pretty lecherous, weird and mostly unpleasant, I guarantee that you will have a reaction to this film one way or another.
FINAL SAY: I need to get her out of me.
3 Chilli Peppers
THE CONJURING 2
Release Date: 2016
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 134 mins
The first Conjuring effort was certainly a decent horror undertaking but then they made the second (a dreadful spin off disaster called Annabelle) which only succeeded to drag the good name of this horror franchise down. And then along came this third offering, which not only resurrected The Conjuring franchise but also managed to scare the absolute bejesus out of me!
Based on the case of The Enfield Poltergeist, which took place in the London Borough of Enfield from 1977 to 1979 and involved the alleged haunting of two sisters and their mother in their council owned home; this film delivers enough scares to creep out even the toughest of horror fans. Horror veteran director James Wan shows that he has certainly not lost his knack for making scary movies that will keep people up at night.
Fresh from their investigations of The Amityville murders, famous paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren are called out to the Hodgson household in Enfield when the family begin to experience unnatural and disturbing activity in their home, most of it centred around an 11 year old girl named Janet.
All the right elements are at work in this film. A creepy run down home, innocent children, a malevolent presence, a manic over stressed mother, two paranormal investigators and a scary as all shit nun. Needless to say, jump scares abound, but so does a genuinely interesting story line that is based on an actual and unexplained event. Of course the true tale has been stretched within an inch of it's life, it is a horror movie after all, but it's a really good one and probably the best horror to come out of 2016.
FINAL SAY: The scariest nun you will ever see!
4 Chilli Peppers
Note: In 2021 The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It was released and received tepid reviews from critics and audiences alike. I think that although it wasn't as good as the second Conjuring film, it was unfairly slammed and it is actually worth a viewing, especially for anyone who enjoyed the previous films. And just like the first movie, I would give it a solid 3 Chilli Peppers rating.
Release Date: 2016
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 134 mins
The first Conjuring effort was certainly a decent horror undertaking but then they made the second (a dreadful spin off disaster called Annabelle) which only succeeded to drag the good name of this horror franchise down. And then along came this third offering, which not only resurrected The Conjuring franchise but also managed to scare the absolute bejesus out of me!
Based on the case of The Enfield Poltergeist, which took place in the London Borough of Enfield from 1977 to 1979 and involved the alleged haunting of two sisters and their mother in their council owned home; this film delivers enough scares to creep out even the toughest of horror fans. Horror veteran director James Wan shows that he has certainly not lost his knack for making scary movies that will keep people up at night.
Fresh from their investigations of The Amityville murders, famous paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren are called out to the Hodgson household in Enfield when the family begin to experience unnatural and disturbing activity in their home, most of it centred around an 11 year old girl named Janet.
All the right elements are at work in this film. A creepy run down home, innocent children, a malevolent presence, a manic over stressed mother, two paranormal investigators and a scary as all shit nun. Needless to say, jump scares abound, but so does a genuinely interesting story line that is based on an actual and unexplained event. Of course the true tale has been stretched within an inch of it's life, it is a horror movie after all, but it's a really good one and probably the best horror to come out of 2016.
FINAL SAY: The scariest nun you will ever see!
4 Chilli Peppers
Note: In 2021 The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It was released and received tepid reviews from critics and audiences alike. I think that although it wasn't as good as the second Conjuring film, it was unfairly slammed and it is actually worth a viewing, especially for anyone who enjoyed the previous films. And just like the first movie, I would give it a solid 3 Chilli Peppers rating.
TRAIN TO BUSAN
Release Date: 2016
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 118 mins
An action packed, Korean zombie horror movie directed by Yeon Sang-ho. After premiering in the midnight screenings at the 2016 Cannes Film Festival, Train to Busan went on to set the record as the first Korean film to break the audience record of over 10 million theatre goers, proving that audiences still want to see fast paced, flesh eating, action-horror movies.
A chemical leak of bio-hazardous materials kicks off a zombie infection that begins to quickly spread across South Korea. Passengers on board the fast train from Seoul to Busan must fight for their lives as the outbreak spreads through the carriages.
There is a hectic pace to this film that makes it completely riveting and pretty damn terrifying as well, especially since the zombies in this film are fast, hungry and mercliless. The storyline is also rife with moral toil and questionable levels of humility, so the fear factor isn't only being driven by the undead hordes here.
Arguably, Train to Busan is one of the best zombie flicks in recent years.
FINAL SAY: Sorry but you're infected.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2016
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 118 mins
An action packed, Korean zombie horror movie directed by Yeon Sang-ho. After premiering in the midnight screenings at the 2016 Cannes Film Festival, Train to Busan went on to set the record as the first Korean film to break the audience record of over 10 million theatre goers, proving that audiences still want to see fast paced, flesh eating, action-horror movies.
A chemical leak of bio-hazardous materials kicks off a zombie infection that begins to quickly spread across South Korea. Passengers on board the fast train from Seoul to Busan must fight for their lives as the outbreak spreads through the carriages.
There is a hectic pace to this film that makes it completely riveting and pretty damn terrifying as well, especially since the zombies in this film are fast, hungry and mercliless. The storyline is also rife with moral toil and questionable levels of humility, so the fear factor isn't only being driven by the undead hordes here.
Arguably, Train to Busan is one of the best zombie flicks in recent years.
FINAL SAY: Sorry but you're infected.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
THE WAILING
Release Date: 2016
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 156 mins
This South Korean horror, directed by Na Hong-jin, has the most interesting mixture of intrigue, quirk and rising doom that I have ever experienced in a horror movie. Think Lynch with screaming Koreans and you will be in the vicinity of this oddly affecting horror tale.
When a Japanese stranger arrives in a remote rural town, there is a sudden outbreak of unusual illness and murderous behaviours. When a local police officer's daughter becomes sick, things start to get personal.
One minute I was laughing my head off at the behaviours of the incompetent law enforcement and the next moment I was being horrified by graphic and bloody scenes of murder and mutilation. This is a mixed bag for sure; comedy, thriller, horror and suspense all play a part in the storytelling and I think that it works on so many levels. With its unfailing ability to rapidly cross so many genres it constantly keeps you guessing about possible outcomes and it left me on my toes right to the very end credits.
The little girl (Kim Hwan-hee) that plays the lead role of Hyo-jin is bringing an Oscar worthy and utterly convincing performance here, and although at times it is all a tad melodramatic, the cast is actually consistently strong. Don't expect a clear resolution, you will most certainly have unanswered questions at the end of this film, but some movies don't need to be presented in a perfect package to be truly great, and this is one of those kinds of movies.
FINAL SAY: He is just fishing. Not even he knows what he'll catch.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2016
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 156 mins
This South Korean horror, directed by Na Hong-jin, has the most interesting mixture of intrigue, quirk and rising doom that I have ever experienced in a horror movie. Think Lynch with screaming Koreans and you will be in the vicinity of this oddly affecting horror tale.
When a Japanese stranger arrives in a remote rural town, there is a sudden outbreak of unusual illness and murderous behaviours. When a local police officer's daughter becomes sick, things start to get personal.
One minute I was laughing my head off at the behaviours of the incompetent law enforcement and the next moment I was being horrified by graphic and bloody scenes of murder and mutilation. This is a mixed bag for sure; comedy, thriller, horror and suspense all play a part in the storytelling and I think that it works on so many levels. With its unfailing ability to rapidly cross so many genres it constantly keeps you guessing about possible outcomes and it left me on my toes right to the very end credits.
The little girl (Kim Hwan-hee) that plays the lead role of Hyo-jin is bringing an Oscar worthy and utterly convincing performance here, and although at times it is all a tad melodramatic, the cast is actually consistently strong. Don't expect a clear resolution, you will most certainly have unanswered questions at the end of this film, but some movies don't need to be presented in a perfect package to be truly great, and this is one of those kinds of movies.
FINAL SAY: He is just fishing. Not even he knows what he'll catch.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
DON'T BREATHE
Release Date: 2016
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 88 mins
Directed and produced by Fede Alvarez, with a bit of help from horror veteran Sam Raimi, this crime thriller packs a punch and offers plenty of twists and jumps scares along the way. Incorrectly promoted as a horror, Don't Breathe delivers a satisfying thrill ride about home invasion that will keep you on the edge of your seat, but will severely disappoint diehard Raimi horror groupies.
Three friends that like to break into people's homes for their own pleasure and benefit, bite off more than they can chew when they invade a blind man's home.
The storyline is far from perfect and the characters are severely underdeveloped and mostly ridiculous, but so what? No-one that is watching this film is looking for a life changing experience, just some cheap chills and thrills, and I can assure you that this movie definitely has those.
FINAL SAY: Now you're gonna see what I see.
3 Chilli Peppers
Note: Don't Breathe 2 (released in 2021) does not deliver the same punch as it's predecessor; my advise is to avoid the sequel at all costs.
Release Date: 2016
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 88 mins
Directed and produced by Fede Alvarez, with a bit of help from horror veteran Sam Raimi, this crime thriller packs a punch and offers plenty of twists and jumps scares along the way. Incorrectly promoted as a horror, Don't Breathe delivers a satisfying thrill ride about home invasion that will keep you on the edge of your seat, but will severely disappoint diehard Raimi horror groupies.
Three friends that like to break into people's homes for their own pleasure and benefit, bite off more than they can chew when they invade a blind man's home.
The storyline is far from perfect and the characters are severely underdeveloped and mostly ridiculous, but so what? No-one that is watching this film is looking for a life changing experience, just some cheap chills and thrills, and I can assure you that this movie definitely has those.
FINAL SAY: Now you're gonna see what I see.
3 Chilli Peppers
Note: Don't Breathe 2 (released in 2021) does not deliver the same punch as it's predecessor; my advise is to avoid the sequel at all costs.
THE GIRL WITH ALL THE GIFTS
Release Date: 2016
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 111 mins
Based on the novel of the same name by Mike Carey (who also penned the screenplay), The Girl with All the Gifts offers audiences a fresh perspective on the very tried but not yet tired, zombie horror genre.
In a post-apocalyptic dystopian future, most of the world has been wiped out by an aggressive fungal infection that causes carriers to become blood thirsty zombies. One special girl named Melanie becomes humanity's last hope for a cure.
I found this film genuinely intriguing, but to be fair, I haven't read the book. In general, it is all rather bleak, but it is post-apocalyptic and the zombies are very sprightly, aggressive buggers, so it seemed more than fair that things were grim.
The character of Melanie is beautifully portrayed by Sennia Nanua, who has clearly paved the way for a lot more screen time for herself in the future, and she is richly supported by Glenn Close, Gemma Arterton and Paddy Considine. As far as horror goes, this is a solid and worthy zombie flick.
FINAL SAY: They're just trying to survive.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2016
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 111 mins
Based on the novel of the same name by Mike Carey (who also penned the screenplay), The Girl with All the Gifts offers audiences a fresh perspective on the very tried but not yet tired, zombie horror genre.
In a post-apocalyptic dystopian future, most of the world has been wiped out by an aggressive fungal infection that causes carriers to become blood thirsty zombies. One special girl named Melanie becomes humanity's last hope for a cure.
I found this film genuinely intriguing, but to be fair, I haven't read the book. In general, it is all rather bleak, but it is post-apocalyptic and the zombies are very sprightly, aggressive buggers, so it seemed more than fair that things were grim.
The character of Melanie is beautifully portrayed by Sennia Nanua, who has clearly paved the way for a lot more screen time for herself in the future, and she is richly supported by Glenn Close, Gemma Arterton and Paddy Considine. As far as horror goes, this is a solid and worthy zombie flick.
FINAL SAY: They're just trying to survive.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
GHOSTBUSTERS
Release Date: 2016
Rating: PG
Running Time: 117 mins
After hearing and reading a string of mixed reviews, I wasn't holding out a lot of hope for this reboot of Ghostbusters, so I was pleasantly surprised when it turned out to be a fun and entertaining viewing that was just as good as its predecessor and proof that the ladies can bring on the busting just as well as the boys.
Two paranormal enthusiasts, a nuclear engineer and a subway worker team up to try and stop the city of Manhattan from being taken over by otherworldly entities.
With a fresh approach from director Paul Feig and a hilarious new cast that includes Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon, Leslie Jones and a raucously funny Chris Hemsworth, this movie offered a number of good belly laughs, some great nods to other horror films and also breathed some much needed life back into the lungs of this 30+ year old franchise.
There are cameos aplenty as the old Ghostbusters cast gets on board to reignite the spectral fuse and I get a sneaky suspicion that this is not going to be the last that we see of these ladies in overalls, especially after what is alluded to after the credits have rolled. Yep there's a little extra hidden footage there to catch, so don't leave the cinema too quickly or you'll miss it.
FINAL SAY: Booyah! Emphasis on the boo.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2016
Rating: PG
Running Time: 117 mins
After hearing and reading a string of mixed reviews, I wasn't holding out a lot of hope for this reboot of Ghostbusters, so I was pleasantly surprised when it turned out to be a fun and entertaining viewing that was just as good as its predecessor and proof that the ladies can bring on the busting just as well as the boys.
Two paranormal enthusiasts, a nuclear engineer and a subway worker team up to try and stop the city of Manhattan from being taken over by otherworldly entities.
With a fresh approach from director Paul Feig and a hilarious new cast that includes Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon, Leslie Jones and a raucously funny Chris Hemsworth, this movie offered a number of good belly laughs, some great nods to other horror films and also breathed some much needed life back into the lungs of this 30+ year old franchise.
There are cameos aplenty as the old Ghostbusters cast gets on board to reignite the spectral fuse and I get a sneaky suspicion that this is not going to be the last that we see of these ladies in overalls, especially after what is alluded to after the credits have rolled. Yep there's a little extra hidden footage there to catch, so don't leave the cinema too quickly or you'll miss it.
FINAL SAY: Booyah! Emphasis on the boo.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
HUSH
Release Date: 2016
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 81 mins
Directed and edited by known horror film director Mike Flanagan, Hush is a modern slasher film that offers high levels of tension and suspense for viewers. Praised by writer Stephen King and filmmaker William Friedkin, who both tweeted about how impressive and genuinely terrifying Hush is, this film seems destined to build a cult following in years to come.
Maddie is a deaf and mute author that lives in an isolated house in the woods. A crazed masked killer appears at her door one evening and suddenly Maddie is fighting for her life. The killer ruthlessly and relentlessly attempts to cruelly torment Maddie before he moves in for the final kill.
All of the right slasher movie elements are in place here; isolated house in the pines, creepy mask wearing guy with giant blade and crossbow and a deaf and seemingly defenseless damsel. However, Hush still manages to rise above the mediocrity of that predictability to deliver something truly terrifying and absolutely original, and definitely worthy of a watch.
FINAL SAY: I can come in anytime I want.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2016
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 81 mins
Directed and edited by known horror film director Mike Flanagan, Hush is a modern slasher film that offers high levels of tension and suspense for viewers. Praised by writer Stephen King and filmmaker William Friedkin, who both tweeted about how impressive and genuinely terrifying Hush is, this film seems destined to build a cult following in years to come.
Maddie is a deaf and mute author that lives in an isolated house in the woods. A crazed masked killer appears at her door one evening and suddenly Maddie is fighting for her life. The killer ruthlessly and relentlessly attempts to cruelly torment Maddie before he moves in for the final kill.
All of the right slasher movie elements are in place here; isolated house in the pines, creepy mask wearing guy with giant blade and crossbow and a deaf and seemingly defenseless damsel. However, Hush still manages to rise above the mediocrity of that predictability to deliver something truly terrifying and absolutely original, and definitely worthy of a watch.
FINAL SAY: I can come in anytime I want.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
THE WITCH
Release Date: 2016
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 93 mins
An intelligent and visually striking piece of work, The Witch is a movie that will divide its audiences. Many will appreciate its slow burning tension and sense of impending doom, others will find it completely dissatisfying, especially if they have come looking for a quick thrill. As far as period horrors go, The Witch is second to none, encapsulating all of the religious hysteria and devout ritual that came with that time and turning it inward and against itself.
In 1630, a pious New England family find themselves alone on a remote property, situated on the outskirts of the woods. When strange things start to occur the family turn on each other in an attempt to make sense of what is going on, but this only seems to escalate events and amplify their complete isolation.
This film is genuinely creepy and unsettling, and even though we as the viewer know what is going on, it is still difficult not to question the sanity and morality of the characters as things begin to escalate. Like a rotten apple with a worm in it, this film left me with a disturbed and revolted feeling.
The soundtrack and the stark landscape all add greatly to the dark tone of the movie; I thought that the note at the end of the film that explained that the events depicted were based on folktales, diary entries and notes collected from that time was an interesting addition, proving that even though The Witch was set in a time that predated the Salem Witch Trials of 1693, it was evidently a time that was cultivating years of female oppression and mass religious hysteria.
FINAL SAY: Black Phillip, Black Phillip, a crown grows out of his head.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2016
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 93 mins
An intelligent and visually striking piece of work, The Witch is a movie that will divide its audiences. Many will appreciate its slow burning tension and sense of impending doom, others will find it completely dissatisfying, especially if they have come looking for a quick thrill. As far as period horrors go, The Witch is second to none, encapsulating all of the religious hysteria and devout ritual that came with that time and turning it inward and against itself.
In 1630, a pious New England family find themselves alone on a remote property, situated on the outskirts of the woods. When strange things start to occur the family turn on each other in an attempt to make sense of what is going on, but this only seems to escalate events and amplify their complete isolation.
This film is genuinely creepy and unsettling, and even though we as the viewer know what is going on, it is still difficult not to question the sanity and morality of the characters as things begin to escalate. Like a rotten apple with a worm in it, this film left me with a disturbed and revolted feeling.
The soundtrack and the stark landscape all add greatly to the dark tone of the movie; I thought that the note at the end of the film that explained that the events depicted were based on folktales, diary entries and notes collected from that time was an interesting addition, proving that even though The Witch was set in a time that predated the Salem Witch Trials of 1693, it was evidently a time that was cultivating years of female oppression and mass religious hysteria.
FINAL SAY: Black Phillip, Black Phillip, a crown grows out of his head.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
BLAIR WITCH
Release Date: 2016
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 79 mins
I was never a big fan of 1999 movie The Blair Witch Project, which got the biggest and most controversial movie advertising campaign that I can recall that year. And even though critics heavily disagree with me here and prefer the original offering to this new version; I am sticking to my horror loving guns when I tell you that this film is genuinely creepy as hell.
James's sister Heather went missing years ago in the Burkittsville forest whilst investigating the legend of the Blair Witch, convinced that she may still be alive, he rallies together a group of friends to join him in the woods in an attempt to find her and unravel the mystery of the Blair Witch.
The found footage film style does it make it hard to gauge what is actually going on all of the time, but this film is supposed to be disorientating, that's what the Blair Witch movies are all about so it didn't bother me in the least. I actually liked the 2000 version Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 as well, which also got an absolute slamming from critics.
The acting is actually pretty decent for a low budget horror movie and I thought that Callie Hernandez in particular was really strong, especially since she just needed to look convincingly terrified throughout, which she somehow managed to do with an escalating urgency.
I personally do find the idea of being lost in the woods for days and days on end (particularly in an unending darkness) a pretty scary and unsettling concept, so maybe that's why I like these movies as much as I do, that and the fact that they are about the legend of an old witch that haunts the woods, and I sure do love a witch tale.
FINAL SAY: There's something out there.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2016
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 79 mins
I was never a big fan of 1999 movie The Blair Witch Project, which got the biggest and most controversial movie advertising campaign that I can recall that year. And even though critics heavily disagree with me here and prefer the original offering to this new version; I am sticking to my horror loving guns when I tell you that this film is genuinely creepy as hell.
James's sister Heather went missing years ago in the Burkittsville forest whilst investigating the legend of the Blair Witch, convinced that she may still be alive, he rallies together a group of friends to join him in the woods in an attempt to find her and unravel the mystery of the Blair Witch.
The found footage film style does it make it hard to gauge what is actually going on all of the time, but this film is supposed to be disorientating, that's what the Blair Witch movies are all about so it didn't bother me in the least. I actually liked the 2000 version Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 as well, which also got an absolute slamming from critics.
The acting is actually pretty decent for a low budget horror movie and I thought that Callie Hernandez in particular was really strong, especially since she just needed to look convincingly terrified throughout, which she somehow managed to do with an escalating urgency.
I personally do find the idea of being lost in the woods for days and days on end (particularly in an unending darkness) a pretty scary and unsettling concept, so maybe that's why I like these movies as much as I do, that and the fact that they are about the legend of an old witch that haunts the woods, and I sure do love a witch tale.
FINAL SAY: There's something out there.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
HELL HOUSE LLC
Release Date: 2015
Rating: M
Running Time: 93 mins
I think that found footage films are pretty hit and miss, however for a B grade indy horror, Hell House LLC has the right combination of creepy suggestion and reveal to keep viewers interested and unsettled.
A group of haunted house enthusiasts take on an abandoned hotel in the small town of Abaddon and prepare to set it up as a money making Halloween attraction called Hell House. When the attraction eventually opens its doors to the public something terrible happens that causes dozens of injuries and 15 fatalities. However, what actually occurred that night remains unclear as the true story was never revealed by police or investigators and has been shrouded in mystery for 5 years. When one of the original Hell House crew comes forward with the actual found footage tapes of their experiences, the truth will finally be discovered.
It's the mystery and suspense that makes this film work as well as it does, oh and the 'creepy as all shit' clowns, they definitely help as well. I'm not really mad about the ending, but I was really interested to watch all of the found footage tapes, some of which were creepy as hell!
FINAL SAY: Scarier that Mckamey Manor.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2015
Rating: M
Running Time: 93 mins
I think that found footage films are pretty hit and miss, however for a B grade indy horror, Hell House LLC has the right combination of creepy suggestion and reveal to keep viewers interested and unsettled.
A group of haunted house enthusiasts take on an abandoned hotel in the small town of Abaddon and prepare to set it up as a money making Halloween attraction called Hell House. When the attraction eventually opens its doors to the public something terrible happens that causes dozens of injuries and 15 fatalities. However, what actually occurred that night remains unclear as the true story was never revealed by police or investigators and has been shrouded in mystery for 5 years. When one of the original Hell House crew comes forward with the actual found footage tapes of their experiences, the truth will finally be discovered.
It's the mystery and suspense that makes this film work as well as it does, oh and the 'creepy as all shit' clowns, they definitely help as well. I'm not really mad about the ending, but I was really interested to watch all of the found footage tapes, some of which were creepy as hell!
FINAL SAY: Scarier that Mckamey Manor.
3 Chilli Peppers
OBSERVANCE
Release Date: 2015
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 90 mins
It isn't easy to make a film about one character holed up in a dingy apartment and keep viewers interested, but Observance is evidence that it can be done. Directed by Joseph-Sims Dennett, this Australian psychological horror delivers an unsettling and hypnotic leap into the rabbit hole of depression, paranoia and grief that will have you squirming in your seat from it's dark imagery and gross happenings.
Parker, a private investigator that is struggling with his losses, takes on a lucrative surveillance job that requires him to observe a women in an apartment adjacent to the one that his employers have set up for him to use. A series of escalating and bizarre events surround the women, and even the derelict apartment that he is staying in appears to harbour something sinister. Before long, Parker struggles to find sense in the strangeness of it all and the week long job starts to become overwhelming.
Much of the film is rendered with an unsettling green over-tone that makes everything seem sickening and grim and the sparseness and isolation of the main characters in the movie certainly adds to it's overall feeling of doom and gloom. The cinematography here is excellent with loads of extremely good visuals throughout to break the bleak interior of the apartment, which added a much needed extra layer to the overall effect of the movie.
The final act made me gasp in shock and as with all movies that focus on breaking down the mental fortitude of the main characters, I felt empty and disturbed when it ended. There is a strong David Lynch vibe to this movie that cannot be ignored, some parts feel like horror, some parts feel artsy and other parts are just completely undefinable, but the chaos and calamity of it all certainly makes it a very interesting and unsettling viewing.
FINAL SAY: Stop watching.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2015
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 90 mins
It isn't easy to make a film about one character holed up in a dingy apartment and keep viewers interested, but Observance is evidence that it can be done. Directed by Joseph-Sims Dennett, this Australian psychological horror delivers an unsettling and hypnotic leap into the rabbit hole of depression, paranoia and grief that will have you squirming in your seat from it's dark imagery and gross happenings.
Parker, a private investigator that is struggling with his losses, takes on a lucrative surveillance job that requires him to observe a women in an apartment adjacent to the one that his employers have set up for him to use. A series of escalating and bizarre events surround the women, and even the derelict apartment that he is staying in appears to harbour something sinister. Before long, Parker struggles to find sense in the strangeness of it all and the week long job starts to become overwhelming.
Much of the film is rendered with an unsettling green over-tone that makes everything seem sickening and grim and the sparseness and isolation of the main characters in the movie certainly adds to it's overall feeling of doom and gloom. The cinematography here is excellent with loads of extremely good visuals throughout to break the bleak interior of the apartment, which added a much needed extra layer to the overall effect of the movie.
The final act made me gasp in shock and as with all movies that focus on breaking down the mental fortitude of the main characters, I felt empty and disturbed when it ended. There is a strong David Lynch vibe to this movie that cannot be ignored, some parts feel like horror, some parts feel artsy and other parts are just completely undefinable, but the chaos and calamity of it all certainly makes it a very interesting and unsettling viewing.
FINAL SAY: Stop watching.
3 Chilli Peppers
THE VISIT
Release Date: 2015
Rating: M
Running Time: 93 mins
Written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan, this mystery-horror has a good measure of intrigue and a few decent jump scares to keep you interested until the final reveal. Generally received with tepid reviews, The Visit wasn't universally adored, but I did find the story-line interesting (even though I could see the plot twist coming from a mile away) and I was entertained and engaged, which may have mostly been due to Ed Oxenbould's cheeky comic relief in the form of a thirteen year old boy named Tyler.
Teen brother and sister - Becca and Tyler, are sent to stay with their estranged grandparents for a week. The children find themselves increasingly concerned as their grandparents begin to reveal unusual and disturbing behaviours that appear to be escalating as the days pass by.
Hardly a life changer, but The Visit isn't a bad way to pass an hour and half either, it is definitely worth a look.
FINAL SAY: Would you mind getting in the oven to clean it?
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2015
Rating: M
Running Time: 93 mins
Written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan, this mystery-horror has a good measure of intrigue and a few decent jump scares to keep you interested until the final reveal. Generally received with tepid reviews, The Visit wasn't universally adored, but I did find the story-line interesting (even though I could see the plot twist coming from a mile away) and I was entertained and engaged, which may have mostly been due to Ed Oxenbould's cheeky comic relief in the form of a thirteen year old boy named Tyler.
Teen brother and sister - Becca and Tyler, are sent to stay with their estranged grandparents for a week. The children find themselves increasingly concerned as their grandparents begin to reveal unusual and disturbing behaviours that appear to be escalating as the days pass by.
Hardly a life changer, but The Visit isn't a bad way to pass an hour and half either, it is definitely worth a look.
FINAL SAY: Would you mind getting in the oven to clean it?
3 Chilli Peppers
IT FOLLOWS
Release Date: 2015
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 100 mins
When it comes to creepy as hell concepts, this film wins hands down. Directed and written by David Robert Mitchell, It Follows is a smart and original horror that will make even the toughest horror fans edgy with it's fast building paranoia.
19 year old Jay has the worst sexual encounter possible, discovering soon after that her sexual partner has passed on to her an insidious and relentless being that follows it's prey day and night until it destroys them. The only way to get rid of this follower is to have sex with someone else and then they become the followed, however, if they should be killed by it, then it automatically transfers itself back to the last in line.
This is terrifically atmospheric horror, working on multiple levels and rife with tension and anxiety. The story plays out well, with a cast of virtually unknown youngsters all behaving convincingly horrified and concerned, and the overall feeling that you are left with is one of unease, what more could you ask for when it comes to horror?
FINAL SAY: It could look like someone you know, or it could be a stranger in a crowd.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2015
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 100 mins
When it comes to creepy as hell concepts, this film wins hands down. Directed and written by David Robert Mitchell, It Follows is a smart and original horror that will make even the toughest horror fans edgy with it's fast building paranoia.
19 year old Jay has the worst sexual encounter possible, discovering soon after that her sexual partner has passed on to her an insidious and relentless being that follows it's prey day and night until it destroys them. The only way to get rid of this follower is to have sex with someone else and then they become the followed, however, if they should be killed by it, then it automatically transfers itself back to the last in line.
This is terrifically atmospheric horror, working on multiple levels and rife with tension and anxiety. The story plays out well, with a cast of virtually unknown youngsters all behaving convincingly horrified and concerned, and the overall feeling that you are left with is one of unease, what more could you ask for when it comes to horror?
FINAL SAY: It could look like someone you know, or it could be a stranger in a crowd.
4 Chilli Peppers
WYRMWOOD
Release Date: 2015
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 98 mins
This low-budget, Aussie homage to B grade zombie movies is an all out gore-fest. Dubbed as the Mad Max of zombie movies, there's enough undead apocalyptic mayhem to sate even the most die-hard zombie fan's appetite. Directed by new comer Kiah Roache-Turner and co-written with his brother Tristan, Wyrmwood took four years to complete since they only filmed on weekends, and it has all of the makings of a true cult classic.
After his wife and daughter both fall victim to the zombie virus, Barry teams up with Benny in an attempt to find his sister. Together they create a battle car that runs on some rather unusual fuel, arm themselves with rudimentary weaponry and armour and attempt to slay their way across the Aussie outback. Unbeknownst to them, Barry's sister has been taken hostage and is being used in some twisted zombie experiments that are being undertaken by a very creepy, psychotic doctor.
This movie is not trying to be anything more than what it is- a zombie movie. All the right elements are here, from the brutal and ridiculous gore to the amusing comic relief. Wyrmwood is a lot of fun and at only 98 minutes running time, its fast paced and action packed.
FINAL SAY: Do you mind if I finish this?
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2015
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 98 mins
This low-budget, Aussie homage to B grade zombie movies is an all out gore-fest. Dubbed as the Mad Max of zombie movies, there's enough undead apocalyptic mayhem to sate even the most die-hard zombie fan's appetite. Directed by new comer Kiah Roache-Turner and co-written with his brother Tristan, Wyrmwood took four years to complete since they only filmed on weekends, and it has all of the makings of a true cult classic.
After his wife and daughter both fall victim to the zombie virus, Barry teams up with Benny in an attempt to find his sister. Together they create a battle car that runs on some rather unusual fuel, arm themselves with rudimentary weaponry and armour and attempt to slay their way across the Aussie outback. Unbeknownst to them, Barry's sister has been taken hostage and is being used in some twisted zombie experiments that are being undertaken by a very creepy, psychotic doctor.
This movie is not trying to be anything more than what it is- a zombie movie. All the right elements are here, from the brutal and ridiculous gore to the amusing comic relief. Wyrmwood is a lot of fun and at only 98 minutes running time, its fast paced and action packed.
FINAL SAY: Do you mind if I finish this?
3.5 Chilli Peppers
THE DEVIL'S CANDY
Release Date: 2015
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 90 mins
Written and directed by Australian film-maker Sean Byrne, The Devil's Candy delivers an unsettling tale that combines a frustrated artist, a headbanging teenager and a satanic serial killer in an edge of seat thriller that will make you check to see that your back door is properly locked before you retire for the night.
The hard rocking Hellman family have just landed the house of their dreams in the country. It's quiet, spacious and seemingly ideal, that is until the creepy as all hell, weirdo son of the old occupants turns up demanding to be able to reside there again. He becomes fixated on the Hellman teenage daughter Zooey, and whilst the Hellman father suddenly starts producing dark and disturbing paintings that become oddly popular, something far more sinister is seething away in the background of it all.
Although the film is mostly inconclusive and at times ridiculously cheesy, I still found it mostly enjoyable. However the fact that Ethan Embry who plays the Hellman patriarch spends much of the film in a state of disheveled tattooed shirtessness may have appealed to me in ways that it may not to you and for that reason you may not get as much out of it as I did. But in all seriousness, Pruitt Taylor Vince is unforgettably terrifying as the weirdo intruder here and for all of its short comings, this is still a pretty decent thriller.
FINAL SAY: He will slither into your soul.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2015
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 90 mins
Written and directed by Australian film-maker Sean Byrne, The Devil's Candy delivers an unsettling tale that combines a frustrated artist, a headbanging teenager and a satanic serial killer in an edge of seat thriller that will make you check to see that your back door is properly locked before you retire for the night.
The hard rocking Hellman family have just landed the house of their dreams in the country. It's quiet, spacious and seemingly ideal, that is until the creepy as all hell, weirdo son of the old occupants turns up demanding to be able to reside there again. He becomes fixated on the Hellman teenage daughter Zooey, and whilst the Hellman father suddenly starts producing dark and disturbing paintings that become oddly popular, something far more sinister is seething away in the background of it all.
Although the film is mostly inconclusive and at times ridiculously cheesy, I still found it mostly enjoyable. However the fact that Ethan Embry who plays the Hellman patriarch spends much of the film in a state of disheveled tattooed shirtessness may have appealed to me in ways that it may not to you and for that reason you may not get as much out of it as I did. But in all seriousness, Pruitt Taylor Vince is unforgettably terrifying as the weirdo intruder here and for all of its short comings, this is still a pretty decent thriller.
FINAL SAY: He will slither into your soul.
3 Chilli Peppers
CREEP
Release Date: 2014
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 77 mins
More of a thriller with jump scares than a horror, but certainly an unpredictable and tension driven film. Creep is presented as a found footage film, and was the directorial debut of Patrick Brice, who also co-wrote the script and took the main acting roles with Mark Duplass. Produced by Jason Blum, better know for his work on Paranormal Activity and Insidious, Creep delivers enough intrigue to keep viewers on their toes.
Aaron (Patrick Brice) takes on a one off job as a cameraman for an unusual man named Josef (Mark Duplass). As the day of filming progresses, Josef's requests of Aaron start to get more and more challenging.
Lots of weird and questionable occurrences going on here, there were so many truly cringe worthy moments and intensely awkward events that I wasn't sure whether to laugh or not half the time. This is really not like anything else that I have seen before, and for that reason, and for Mark Duplass' intensely creepy portrayal of Josef, it made my list.
FINAL SAY: I love wolves.
3 Chilli Peppers
Note: Creep 2 released in 2017 is a terrific follow up to the first installment. Picking up where it all leaves off with the first; and just as oddly entertaining, it's a definite must see for fans of the first movie.
Release Date: 2014
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 77 mins
More of a thriller with jump scares than a horror, but certainly an unpredictable and tension driven film. Creep is presented as a found footage film, and was the directorial debut of Patrick Brice, who also co-wrote the script and took the main acting roles with Mark Duplass. Produced by Jason Blum, better know for his work on Paranormal Activity and Insidious, Creep delivers enough intrigue to keep viewers on their toes.
Aaron (Patrick Brice) takes on a one off job as a cameraman for an unusual man named Josef (Mark Duplass). As the day of filming progresses, Josef's requests of Aaron start to get more and more challenging.
Lots of weird and questionable occurrences going on here, there were so many truly cringe worthy moments and intensely awkward events that I wasn't sure whether to laugh or not half the time. This is really not like anything else that I have seen before, and for that reason, and for Mark Duplass' intensely creepy portrayal of Josef, it made my list.
FINAL SAY: I love wolves.
3 Chilli Peppers
Note: Creep 2 released in 2017 is a terrific follow up to the first installment. Picking up where it all leaves off with the first; and just as oddly entertaining, it's a definite must see for fans of the first movie.
THE BABADOOK
Release Date: 2014
Rating: M
Running Time: 92 mins
This is a low-budget Australian movie; filmed in Adelaide and a debut offering from director Jennifer Kent. The Babadook cleverly encompasses all of the confusion and edge of your seat discomfort that quality psychological horror should offer. It is not reliant on blood n' gore to tells its story but instead takes us deeply into the disturbed and paranoid minds of its damaged characters.
Amelia (Essie Davies) is a grieving widow that is struggling to control her eccentric and insomniac six year old son Samuel. Plagued with insecurities, Samuel believes a demonic presence called The Babadook is going to kill them, and begins to make life increasingly difficult when he starts acting irrationally in public; forcing them to stay at home and confront their demons head on.
This movie has all of the obligatory horror themes; the spooky and grim house, the scary cellar, the squeaky stairs and even the bad flickering lighting. But beyond that there is a sophistication in this story that is reminiscent of early Kubrick and Polanski horror movies that leave you wondering if the nightmares are just external manifestations of the delusional characters.
Noah Wiseman is an amazing young talent, embodying the cute and the creepy elements of Samuel perfectly and Essie Davies is at her best as the pale and exhausted Amelia. This is a really terrifying movie and a feather in Australian cinema's cap for sure, prepare to be disturbed.
FINAL SAY: You can't get rid of the Babadook.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2014
Rating: M
Running Time: 92 mins
This is a low-budget Australian movie; filmed in Adelaide and a debut offering from director Jennifer Kent. The Babadook cleverly encompasses all of the confusion and edge of your seat discomfort that quality psychological horror should offer. It is not reliant on blood n' gore to tells its story but instead takes us deeply into the disturbed and paranoid minds of its damaged characters.
Amelia (Essie Davies) is a grieving widow that is struggling to control her eccentric and insomniac six year old son Samuel. Plagued with insecurities, Samuel believes a demonic presence called The Babadook is going to kill them, and begins to make life increasingly difficult when he starts acting irrationally in public; forcing them to stay at home and confront their demons head on.
This movie has all of the obligatory horror themes; the spooky and grim house, the scary cellar, the squeaky stairs and even the bad flickering lighting. But beyond that there is a sophistication in this story that is reminiscent of early Kubrick and Polanski horror movies that leave you wondering if the nightmares are just external manifestations of the delusional characters.
Noah Wiseman is an amazing young talent, embodying the cute and the creepy elements of Samuel perfectly and Essie Davies is at her best as the pale and exhausted Amelia. This is a really terrifying movie and a feather in Australian cinema's cap for sure, prepare to be disturbed.
FINAL SAY: You can't get rid of the Babadook.
4 Chilli Peppers
AS ABOVE, SO BELOW
Release Date: 2014
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 93 mins
The critics rather unfairly tore this survival-horror movie a new asshole, and no it's certainly not a life changer, but given the fact that the cast was a bunch of virtual unknowns, the setting was nothing more than miles of poorly lit tunnel and the director went for another hand held- found footage approach, As Above, So Below still provided an adequately creepy and intriguing environment that kept me watching until the very end.
Scarlet, an intrepid explorer, takes a team of guides and curious friends into the Parisian catacombs in search of the Philosophers Stone, with dire consequences.
I would have liked to have seen a bit more 'Hellmouth' action to be honest, because the lead up was far too long and the actual 'hell time' was fleeting, under-developed and rushed. The plausibility of the story line had more holes in it than Swiss cheese, but overall I am still giving this a thumbs up for it's claustrophobic effect and creepy weirdness.
FINAL SAY: As I believe the world to be, so it is.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2014
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 93 mins
The critics rather unfairly tore this survival-horror movie a new asshole, and no it's certainly not a life changer, but given the fact that the cast was a bunch of virtual unknowns, the setting was nothing more than miles of poorly lit tunnel and the director went for another hand held- found footage approach, As Above, So Below still provided an adequately creepy and intriguing environment that kept me watching until the very end.
Scarlet, an intrepid explorer, takes a team of guides and curious friends into the Parisian catacombs in search of the Philosophers Stone, with dire consequences.
I would have liked to have seen a bit more 'Hellmouth' action to be honest, because the lead up was far too long and the actual 'hell time' was fleeting, under-developed and rushed. The plausibility of the story line had more holes in it than Swiss cheese, but overall I am still giving this a thumbs up for it's claustrophobic effect and creepy weirdness.
FINAL SAY: As I believe the world to be, so it is.
3 Chilli Peppers
WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS
Release Date: 2014
Rating: M
Running Time: 86 mins
This horror-comedy mockumentary tells the story of a group of modern day vampires living together in Wellington, New Zealand. Directed by Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi, this is a hilarious take on all classic vampire tales and is delivered with a clever and witty dialogue that I thoroughly enjoyed.
Viago, Deacon, Petyr and Vladislav are four housemate vampires, just trying to get by in the 21st century. However, just because you're a vampire, that doesn't mean that you are only immune to silver and sunlight, you also have to contend with not hitting a main artery, not being able to see your sexy reflection in a mirror, not being able to enter a nightclub without an invitation and then there's the chore wheel!
Clement and Waititi have taken the lead roles of Viago and Vladislav on with good humour and charm, Jonathon Burgh is hysterical as the sexy dancing Deacon and Ben Fransham is a dead ringer for Nosferatu as the ancient vampire Petyr.
This is a great example of horror-comedy done right, it's funny for all of the wrong reasons but I was laughing out loud the whole way through.
FINAL SAY: We're vampires, we don't put down towels!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2014
Rating: M
Running Time: 86 mins
This horror-comedy mockumentary tells the story of a group of modern day vampires living together in Wellington, New Zealand. Directed by Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi, this is a hilarious take on all classic vampire tales and is delivered with a clever and witty dialogue that I thoroughly enjoyed.
Viago, Deacon, Petyr and Vladislav are four housemate vampires, just trying to get by in the 21st century. However, just because you're a vampire, that doesn't mean that you are only immune to silver and sunlight, you also have to contend with not hitting a main artery, not being able to see your sexy reflection in a mirror, not being able to enter a nightclub without an invitation and then there's the chore wheel!
Clement and Waititi have taken the lead roles of Viago and Vladislav on with good humour and charm, Jonathon Burgh is hysterical as the sexy dancing Deacon and Ben Fransham is a dead ringer for Nosferatu as the ancient vampire Petyr.
This is a great example of horror-comedy done right, it's funny for all of the wrong reasons but I was laughing out loud the whole way through.
FINAL SAY: We're vampires, we don't put down towels!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
HOUSEBOUND
Release Date: 2014
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 107 mins
This New Zealand horror-comedy amused me greatly. First time writer and director Gerard Johnstone demonstrates that a bit of imagination and creativity can really go a long way in horror by delivering an interesting script that is as fresh as it is funny.
Kylie Bucknell has been placed under house arrest and forced to return to her family home to complete her sentence. Her mother is convinced that their home is haunted, which everyone has continually dismissed. However, when Kylie starts to hear and see things for herself, she is no longer sure that her mother is delusional at all.
This is a funny and creepy haunted house movie. There are some genuinely good jump scares to be had (which did actually manage to get me at one point), some ridiculous blood spatter antics and a decent amount of intrigue in the storyline to keep your interest levels up.
FINAL SAY: You cannot punch ectoplasm.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2014
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 107 mins
This New Zealand horror-comedy amused me greatly. First time writer and director Gerard Johnstone demonstrates that a bit of imagination and creativity can really go a long way in horror by delivering an interesting script that is as fresh as it is funny.
Kylie Bucknell has been placed under house arrest and forced to return to her family home to complete her sentence. Her mother is convinced that their home is haunted, which everyone has continually dismissed. However, when Kylie starts to hear and see things for herself, she is no longer sure that her mother is delusional at all.
This is a funny and creepy haunted house movie. There are some genuinely good jump scares to be had (which did actually manage to get me at one point), some ridiculous blood spatter antics and a decent amount of intrigue in the storyline to keep your interest levels up.
FINAL SAY: You cannot punch ectoplasm.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
THE TAKING OF DEBORAH LOGAN
Release Date: 2014
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 91 mins
Feel like watching something as creepy as hell? Then you've come to the right place! This found footage supernatural thriller will definitely give lovers of possession themed horror some decent chills. A directorial debut for Adam Robitel, who co-wrote the screenplay and edited the film with Gavin Heffernan, The Taking of Deborah Logan brings something fresh and uniquely disturbing to an otherwise worn out horror trope.
A young aspiring film crew set out to create a documentary about Deborah Logan, an elderly woman who is suffering from Alzheimer's disease. Deborah herself is not keen to be filmed, but her daughter Sarah convinces her mother to participate, citing their need for money as the reason for allowing strangers into their home. As filming progresses, everyone begins to suspect that there is more to Deborah's condition than they had all previously thought.
I cannot lie, I was completely engaged and quietly disturbed on a number of occasions by the odd behaviours and at times gross goings on in this movie. On the creepy scale, this rates pretty high in my books, it's worth a look for sure.
FINAL SAY: When I am in the middle of something and suddenly my mind just leaves the premises, there are no words to describe how distressing it is.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2014
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 91 mins
Feel like watching something as creepy as hell? Then you've come to the right place! This found footage supernatural thriller will definitely give lovers of possession themed horror some decent chills. A directorial debut for Adam Robitel, who co-wrote the screenplay and edited the film with Gavin Heffernan, The Taking of Deborah Logan brings something fresh and uniquely disturbing to an otherwise worn out horror trope.
A young aspiring film crew set out to create a documentary about Deborah Logan, an elderly woman who is suffering from Alzheimer's disease. Deborah herself is not keen to be filmed, but her daughter Sarah convinces her mother to participate, citing their need for money as the reason for allowing strangers into their home. As filming progresses, everyone begins to suspect that there is more to Deborah's condition than they had all previously thought.
I cannot lie, I was completely engaged and quietly disturbed on a number of occasions by the odd behaviours and at times gross goings on in this movie. On the creepy scale, this rates pretty high in my books, it's worth a look for sure.
FINAL SAY: When I am in the middle of something and suddenly my mind just leaves the premises, there are no words to describe how distressing it is.
3 Chilli Peppers
WORLD WAR Z
Release Date: 2013
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 116 mins
I think that a lot of people were expecting a full on zombie-fest from this movie, and it is really more of a contagion film in essence. The infected aren't eating people or craving brains, they're just hell bent on making sure that everyone in the world is infected too.
Director Marc Forster breaks new ground with World War Z, proving that he is willing to take on any genre, even horror which most directors shun completely. And he has done a great job of presenting a hardly revolutionary storyline to the audience.
This movie's strength lies in its gripping scenarios and intense pace that takes us all around the globe in a quest to find a cure. Brad Pitt is also extremely likeable in his portrayal of the ex-U.N. employee Gerry. Pitt has matured to be both a convincing and compassionate father on screen, which is very hard to pull off well.
FINAL SAY: Be quiet like a ninja.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2013
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 116 mins
I think that a lot of people were expecting a full on zombie-fest from this movie, and it is really more of a contagion film in essence. The infected aren't eating people or craving brains, they're just hell bent on making sure that everyone in the world is infected too.
Director Marc Forster breaks new ground with World War Z, proving that he is willing to take on any genre, even horror which most directors shun completely. And he has done a great job of presenting a hardly revolutionary storyline to the audience.
This movie's strength lies in its gripping scenarios and intense pace that takes us all around the globe in a quest to find a cure. Brad Pitt is also extremely likeable in his portrayal of the ex-U.N. employee Gerry. Pitt has matured to be both a convincing and compassionate father on screen, which is very hard to pull off well.
FINAL SAY: Be quiet like a ninja.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
SINISTER
Release Date: 2012
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 110 mins
There are not a lot of movies that really scare me anymore, perhaps I am just getting jaded or even worse desensitized to a lot of the thrills and chills that the horror industry dishes out. However, for the first time in about 20 years I actually got a decent fright, one that made me squeal a little and made my pulse quicken. Yes, this is a scary movie, and that is why Sinister is also the Hall of Fame and not just in the horror section.
Sinister tells the story of a true-crime writer that moves his family into a house where a grisly incident took place some years ago. He keeps this information to himself believing that living at the scene of the crime will assist him with his research for his newest novel. He uncovers a cache of 8mm films in the attic that show a string of other horrific family murders dating back to the 1960's, suggesting that this is the work of a serial killer.
Sinister is a creepy flick that will have you on the edge of your seat. Ethan Hawke portrays the confused and intrigued writer perfectly, and his character is clearly more fleshed out than the ones we usually see in horror, which certainly adds to the overall merit of the movie.
FINAL SAY: Made me jump - a winner!
5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2012
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 110 mins
There are not a lot of movies that really scare me anymore, perhaps I am just getting jaded or even worse desensitized to a lot of the thrills and chills that the horror industry dishes out. However, for the first time in about 20 years I actually got a decent fright, one that made me squeal a little and made my pulse quicken. Yes, this is a scary movie, and that is why Sinister is also the Hall of Fame and not just in the horror section.
Sinister tells the story of a true-crime writer that moves his family into a house where a grisly incident took place some years ago. He keeps this information to himself believing that living at the scene of the crime will assist him with his research for his newest novel. He uncovers a cache of 8mm films in the attic that show a string of other horrific family murders dating back to the 1960's, suggesting that this is the work of a serial killer.
Sinister is a creepy flick that will have you on the edge of your seat. Ethan Hawke portrays the confused and intrigued writer perfectly, and his character is clearly more fleshed out than the ones we usually see in horror, which certainly adds to the overall merit of the movie.
FINAL SAY: Made me jump - a winner!
5 Chilli Peppers
THE CABIN IN THE WOODS
Release Date: 2012
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 95 mins
Joss Whedon is truly a master writer, his creativity and cleverness always impresses me and The Cabin in the Woods is another shining example of how horror can be done in new and inventive ways. Here is a true homage to all things horror related and anyone that has seen a large slab of horror in their time will get a lot out of this movie.
Five friends go for a break to a remote cabin in the woods, certainly nothing new about this plot; but there is a lot more going on at this cabin than there has ever been before. Together they must solve the secret of the cabin in an attempt to survive the night, but the challenges are great and the stakes are high.
The young cast of newcomers play out their roles perfectly and as we have come to expect from Whedon, there is a lot of wit and humour to be found here. This movie is a lot of fun and a definite must see for all serious horror fans.
FINAL SAY: Good work, zombie arm.
4.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2012
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 95 mins
Joss Whedon is truly a master writer, his creativity and cleverness always impresses me and The Cabin in the Woods is another shining example of how horror can be done in new and inventive ways. Here is a true homage to all things horror related and anyone that has seen a large slab of horror in their time will get a lot out of this movie.
Five friends go for a break to a remote cabin in the woods, certainly nothing new about this plot; but there is a lot more going on at this cabin than there has ever been before. Together they must solve the secret of the cabin in an attempt to survive the night, but the challenges are great and the stakes are high.
The young cast of newcomers play out their roles perfectly and as we have come to expect from Whedon, there is a lot of wit and humour to be found here. This movie is a lot of fun and a definite must see for all serious horror fans.
FINAL SAY: Good work, zombie arm.
4.5 Chilli Peppers
YOU'RE NEXT
Release Date: 2011
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 111 mins
I wasn't holding out a lot of hope when I drowsily turned on this Netflix offering recently, but I have to admit that I was really engaged and found it quite enjoyable. The home invasion horror/ slasher genre has most certainly been done to death, however You're Next offers viewers a fresh twist on a worn out trope, a couple of decent jump scares and a kick arse heroine to sweeten the whole deal.
Things start to go very wrong at the Davison family reunion when a group of axe-wielding, mask wearing murderers decide to join the party.
The acting here is not great, in fact at times it is woefully bad and some of the blood effects did look suspiciously like red paint, but who really cares? Surely no-one is watching a slasher movie called You're Next and expecting to have an A grade horror experience. You're Next is not trying to be anything more than a decent B grade horror anyway, and on that level is succeeds perfectly well.
FINAL SAY: Grab anything that might make a good weapon.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2011
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 111 mins
I wasn't holding out a lot of hope when I drowsily turned on this Netflix offering recently, but I have to admit that I was really engaged and found it quite enjoyable. The home invasion horror/ slasher genre has most certainly been done to death, however You're Next offers viewers a fresh twist on a worn out trope, a couple of decent jump scares and a kick arse heroine to sweeten the whole deal.
Things start to go very wrong at the Davison family reunion when a group of axe-wielding, mask wearing murderers decide to join the party.
The acting here is not great, in fact at times it is woefully bad and some of the blood effects did look suspiciously like red paint, but who really cares? Surely no-one is watching a slasher movie called You're Next and expecting to have an A grade horror experience. You're Next is not trying to be anything more than a decent B grade horror anyway, and on that level is succeeds perfectly well.
FINAL SAY: Grab anything that might make a good weapon.
3 Chilli Peppers
KILL LIST
Release Date: 2011
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 95 mins
Ben Wheatley movies are all a little left of centre, and Kill List is certainly no exception to the unique and often undefinable style of filmmaking that we have come to expect from him. This intriguing, disturbing, edgy and often horrifically gory crime/ horror will have you reeling from its graphic violence, intensely volatile characters and indescribable outcomes.
A desperate and explosive hitman joins forces with an old friend to take up a mysterious job that requires the men to perform a series of kills. Each kill leads them further into a world of depravity and madness.
Kill List could be called a psychological thriller or a straight up gore-fest or even an art house horror, and in some ways it is all of those things, it is truly in a league of it's own and often seems to flippantly fly in the face of all established genre expectations.
Neil Maskell and Michael Smiley are tremendously good as the two loutish best friends and hitmen, and their combined efforts when matched with the sharp script writing and excellent direction from Ben Wheatley really lift this film out of the realms of mediocre gore porn to be something quite poignant and yet also completely deplorable.
Love it or hate it, you most certainly won't forget it in a hurry.
FINAL SAY: They are bad people. They should suffer.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2011
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 95 mins
Ben Wheatley movies are all a little left of centre, and Kill List is certainly no exception to the unique and often undefinable style of filmmaking that we have come to expect from him. This intriguing, disturbing, edgy and often horrifically gory crime/ horror will have you reeling from its graphic violence, intensely volatile characters and indescribable outcomes.
A desperate and explosive hitman joins forces with an old friend to take up a mysterious job that requires the men to perform a series of kills. Each kill leads them further into a world of depravity and madness.
Kill List could be called a psychological thriller or a straight up gore-fest or even an art house horror, and in some ways it is all of those things, it is truly in a league of it's own and often seems to flippantly fly in the face of all established genre expectations.
Neil Maskell and Michael Smiley are tremendously good as the two loutish best friends and hitmen, and their combined efforts when matched with the sharp script writing and excellent direction from Ben Wheatley really lift this film out of the realms of mediocre gore porn to be something quite poignant and yet also completely deplorable.
Love it or hate it, you most certainly won't forget it in a hurry.
FINAL SAY: They are bad people. They should suffer.
3 Chilli Peppers
SHUTTER ISLAND
Release Date: 2010
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 138 mins
A neo-noir psychological thriller directed by Martin Scorsese, written by Laeta Kalogridis and based on Dennis LeHane's 2003 novel of the same name. In general people have been quite polarised with their reactions to this film and that's because this isn't an easy movie. In short, Shutter Island is a deep dive in the psyche that delivers as much intrigue as a Hitchcock classic and as much crazy as One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
A Deputy US Marshal and his partner have been hired to investigate a psychiatric facility for the criminally insane on Shutter Island after one of their patients goes missing. From the moment that they arrive, it appears that the facility is harbouring secrets.
A stellar cast are all really delivering here, with memorable performances from Leonardo DiCaprio, Mark Ruffalo, Ben Kingsley and Michelle Williams. The overall atmosphere and ominous vibe of the film is undeniably palpable. Whether you love it or hate it, I guarantee that you won't forget it in a hurry.
FINAL SAY: Which would be worse - to live as a monster? Or to die as a good man?
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2010
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 138 mins
A neo-noir psychological thriller directed by Martin Scorsese, written by Laeta Kalogridis and based on Dennis LeHane's 2003 novel of the same name. In general people have been quite polarised with their reactions to this film and that's because this isn't an easy movie. In short, Shutter Island is a deep dive in the psyche that delivers as much intrigue as a Hitchcock classic and as much crazy as One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
A Deputy US Marshal and his partner have been hired to investigate a psychiatric facility for the criminally insane on Shutter Island after one of their patients goes missing. From the moment that they arrive, it appears that the facility is harbouring secrets.
A stellar cast are all really delivering here, with memorable performances from Leonardo DiCaprio, Mark Ruffalo, Ben Kingsley and Michelle Williams. The overall atmosphere and ominous vibe of the film is undeniably palpable. Whether you love it or hate it, I guarantee that you won't forget it in a hurry.
FINAL SAY: Which would be worse - to live as a monster? Or to die as a good man?
3.5 Chilli Peppers
INSIDIOUS and INSIDIOUS CHAPTER 2
Release Dates: 2010 and 2013
Rating: M
Running Time: 103 mins and 106 mins
Malaysian director James Wan has a knack for putting together decent quality horror. Ever since he unleashed the power of the gore-fest Saw; he has continued to pump out movies that have a way of giving people the creeps and Insidious and Insidious Chapter 2 are no exception.
These movies play seamlessly together, with the second picking up exactly where the first leaves off, making them a successful duo of films to watch in one sitting; if you have the stomach for it!
The story is based around the Lambert family, a family that has members with unique abilities. Unfortunately, these abilities attract some very unwanted attentions from otherworldly beings. Soon enough things are set in motion for some very frightening encounters with the other side as the Lambert's try to understand just what it is that keeps them dangerously linked to the spirit world.
This is good horror viewing, the suspense is palpable and the story line is intriguing. And there really is a storyline here; which is something missing from a lot of scare based horror. The main roles are consistently played out by quality actors like Patrick Wilson, Rose Byrne and Barbara Hershey giving the whole experience more depth and credibility.
FINAL SAY: Creepy thrills and chills.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Dates: 2010 and 2013
Rating: M
Running Time: 103 mins and 106 mins
Malaysian director James Wan has a knack for putting together decent quality horror. Ever since he unleashed the power of the gore-fest Saw; he has continued to pump out movies that have a way of giving people the creeps and Insidious and Insidious Chapter 2 are no exception.
These movies play seamlessly together, with the second picking up exactly where the first leaves off, making them a successful duo of films to watch in one sitting; if you have the stomach for it!
The story is based around the Lambert family, a family that has members with unique abilities. Unfortunately, these abilities attract some very unwanted attentions from otherworldly beings. Soon enough things are set in motion for some very frightening encounters with the other side as the Lambert's try to understand just what it is that keeps them dangerously linked to the spirit world.
This is good horror viewing, the suspense is palpable and the story line is intriguing. And there really is a storyline here; which is something missing from a lot of scare based horror. The main roles are consistently played out by quality actors like Patrick Wilson, Rose Byrne and Barbara Hershey giving the whole experience more depth and credibility.
FINAL SAY: Creepy thrills and chills.
4 Chilli Peppers
THE HORDE
Release Date: 2009
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 90 mins
The Horde (La Horde) is a French language horror film that revolves around a group of French policemen that are out on a revenge mission after one of their colleagues was killed by a notorious drug dealer. After storming a derelict high rise in an attempt to take down said drug dealer, they find that they are outnumbered and end up being held captive. Meanwhile, a zombie outbreak is occurring, which will soon force both cops and criminals into an uneasy alliance as they attempt to survive the rising numbers of the undead.
The overall storyline here is rife with problems, but let's be honest, you aren't watching a movie like this for a dazzling storyline, you're watching it to see humans battle it out with zombies. When it comes to badass, blood-splattered zombie fighting scenes, The Horde has you covered on that base. As long as you're just looking for an undead hack and slash movie, then I think that you will enjoy this mindless, uber-violent romp into the world of zombie based horror.
FINAL SAY: Gore-porn zombie battles.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2009
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 90 mins
The Horde (La Horde) is a French language horror film that revolves around a group of French policemen that are out on a revenge mission after one of their colleagues was killed by a notorious drug dealer. After storming a derelict high rise in an attempt to take down said drug dealer, they find that they are outnumbered and end up being held captive. Meanwhile, a zombie outbreak is occurring, which will soon force both cops and criminals into an uneasy alliance as they attempt to survive the rising numbers of the undead.
The overall storyline here is rife with problems, but let's be honest, you aren't watching a movie like this for a dazzling storyline, you're watching it to see humans battle it out with zombies. When it comes to badass, blood-splattered zombie fighting scenes, The Horde has you covered on that base. As long as you're just looking for an undead hack and slash movie, then I think that you will enjoy this mindless, uber-violent romp into the world of zombie based horror.
FINAL SAY: Gore-porn zombie battles.
3 Chilli Peppers
THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL
Release Date: 2009
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 95 mins
I absolutely adored the retro 'throw back' vibe of this movie, I actually thought that it had been made in the late 70's when I was watching it. Written and directed by Ti West, The House of the Devil is brilliantly executed, and delivers a satisfying slow burn story that kept me right on the edge of my seat with it's intense sense of impending and inevitable doom.
Samantha Hughes just wants to earn a few extra dollars babysitting so that she can move into a place of her own, however on this occasion she is sitting for an old lady instead of a baby; and the people that have hired her for the job are tremendously unusual.
With an ending that will make fans of retro gold films like Carrie applaud, The House of the Devil will appeal to nostalgic horror fans that enjoy lots of suspense and a little mystery as well. It was definitely a winner in my books, and a refreshing change from a lot of the torture porn-slasher crap horror that is too often dished out.
FINAL SAY: This one night changes everything for me.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2009
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 95 mins
I absolutely adored the retro 'throw back' vibe of this movie, I actually thought that it had been made in the late 70's when I was watching it. Written and directed by Ti West, The House of the Devil is brilliantly executed, and delivers a satisfying slow burn story that kept me right on the edge of my seat with it's intense sense of impending and inevitable doom.
Samantha Hughes just wants to earn a few extra dollars babysitting so that she can move into a place of her own, however on this occasion she is sitting for an old lady instead of a baby; and the people that have hired her for the job are tremendously unusual.
With an ending that will make fans of retro gold films like Carrie applaud, The House of the Devil will appeal to nostalgic horror fans that enjoy lots of suspense and a little mystery as well. It was definitely a winner in my books, and a refreshing change from a lot of the torture porn-slasher crap horror that is too often dished out.
FINAL SAY: This one night changes everything for me.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
DRAG ME TO HELL
Release Date: 2009
Rating: M
Running Time: 99 mins
When I first heard the title of this film I thought, oh another cheesy B grade horror movie. But then a friend recommended it to me and I realised that it was directed by Sam Raimi and I thought I'd better give it go. And it is fair to say that I was unexpectedly entertained and amused by this homage to gross out horror.
When young loans officer Christine Brown refuses to give an old woman an extension on her home loan, she gets a lot more than she bargained for. The old hag places a curse upon her which will result in Christine being literally dragged to hell in a few days time, unless she can work out a way to reverse the curse in time.
This is pretty tongue in cheek horror, and if you can handle the incredible gross out scenes, then you will have a lot of fun with it.
FINAL SAY: Choke on it, bitch!
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2009
Rating: M
Running Time: 99 mins
When I first heard the title of this film I thought, oh another cheesy B grade horror movie. But then a friend recommended it to me and I realised that it was directed by Sam Raimi and I thought I'd better give it go. And it is fair to say that I was unexpectedly entertained and amused by this homage to gross out horror.
When young loans officer Christine Brown refuses to give an old woman an extension on her home loan, she gets a lot more than she bargained for. The old hag places a curse upon her which will result in Christine being literally dragged to hell in a few days time, unless she can work out a way to reverse the curse in time.
This is pretty tongue in cheek horror, and if you can handle the incredible gross out scenes, then you will have a lot of fun with it.
FINAL SAY: Choke on it, bitch!
3 Chilli Peppers
ZOMBIELAND
Release Date: 2009
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 88 mins
Just when you thought there couldn't possibly be anything more to do with zombies, because it has been done to death (pardon the pun), along comes Zombieland, one of the funniest and most entertaining zombie horror- comedies to grace the screen since Shaun of the Dead.
When Colombus (Jesse Eisenberg) finds himself in the land of the dead, he creates his own set of 30 rules in order to survive. Teaming up with a Texan redneck called Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) and two gun toting babes (Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin) they set out for an LA amusement park that is rumored to be 'zombie-free.' Along the way they encounter all manner of dead things including Bill Murray and a truck full of Twinkies as they traverse the Southwest of The United States in an attempt to recover lost family and find sanctuary from the undead hordes.
A fresh and talented cast really bring a lot of colour and flair to their characters here, and this non-conventional road trip is a really fun romp through the world of the walking dead.
FINAL SAY: Double Tap!
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2009
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 88 mins
Just when you thought there couldn't possibly be anything more to do with zombies, because it has been done to death (pardon the pun), along comes Zombieland, one of the funniest and most entertaining zombie horror- comedies to grace the screen since Shaun of the Dead.
When Colombus (Jesse Eisenberg) finds himself in the land of the dead, he creates his own set of 30 rules in order to survive. Teaming up with a Texan redneck called Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) and two gun toting babes (Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin) they set out for an LA amusement park that is rumored to be 'zombie-free.' Along the way they encounter all manner of dead things including Bill Murray and a truck full of Twinkies as they traverse the Southwest of The United States in an attempt to recover lost family and find sanctuary from the undead hordes.
A fresh and talented cast really bring a lot of colour and flair to their characters here, and this non-conventional road trip is a really fun romp through the world of the walking dead.
FINAL SAY: Double Tap!
4 Chilli Peppers
LET THE RIGHT ONE IN
Release Date: 2008
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 115 mins
Based on the fantastic novel by John Ajvide Lindqvist, who also wrote the screenplay, this Swedish coming of age story focuses on the relationship between a twelve year old boy and a vampire of youthful appearance. The film received widespread international critical acclaim and won several awards for its beautiful cinematography and its restrained approach to violent subject matter.
In Blackeberg, Stockholm in the early 1980's, we meet Oskar. A meek twelve year old boy that lives alone with his mother, suffers from terrible bullying from his classmates and secretly pretends to destroy his foes with a knife that he keeps hidden. Oskar meets Eli, a mysterious pale girl that has recently moved in next door. The two form a fast friendship, communicating by Morse Code through the walls of their apartments and sharing stories. But Eli's arrival in town has other consequences that Oskar knows nothing about. Will he still be able to accept Eli as his friend when he finds out about what she really is?
This is an incredible movie, I have also read the book which I absolutely adored, but you don't need to have read the book to get a lot out of this movie. It is an extremely intelligent horror, the characters of Oskar and Eli are in complete polarity of each other in every way, almost like two sides of the same coin with their need to be loved and accepted. The child actors, Lina Leandersson and Kare Hedebrant, are just tremendous in their very demanding roles, and although this is essentially a friendship story, it has enough slow burning horror to make it truly eerie and unforgettable.
FINAL SAY: I'm twelve, I have been twelve for a long time.
4.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2008
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 115 mins
Based on the fantastic novel by John Ajvide Lindqvist, who also wrote the screenplay, this Swedish coming of age story focuses on the relationship between a twelve year old boy and a vampire of youthful appearance. The film received widespread international critical acclaim and won several awards for its beautiful cinematography and its restrained approach to violent subject matter.
In Blackeberg, Stockholm in the early 1980's, we meet Oskar. A meek twelve year old boy that lives alone with his mother, suffers from terrible bullying from his classmates and secretly pretends to destroy his foes with a knife that he keeps hidden. Oskar meets Eli, a mysterious pale girl that has recently moved in next door. The two form a fast friendship, communicating by Morse Code through the walls of their apartments and sharing stories. But Eli's arrival in town has other consequences that Oskar knows nothing about. Will he still be able to accept Eli as his friend when he finds out about what she really is?
This is an incredible movie, I have also read the book which I absolutely adored, but you don't need to have read the book to get a lot out of this movie. It is an extremely intelligent horror, the characters of Oskar and Eli are in complete polarity of each other in every way, almost like two sides of the same coin with their need to be loved and accepted. The child actors, Lina Leandersson and Kare Hedebrant, are just tremendous in their very demanding roles, and although this is essentially a friendship story, it has enough slow burning horror to make it truly eerie and unforgettable.
FINAL SAY: I'm twelve, I have been twelve for a long time.
4.5 Chilli Peppers
THE COTTAGE
Release Date: 2008
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 92 mins
The Cottage was a movie that I knew nothing about when I sat down to see it and I was utterly shocked when it turned out to be a gorefest comedy- horror, because let's face it, The Cottage sounds more like something your nanna would be watching than a horror movie. A true B Grade horror, directed and written by Paul Andrew Williams, this low budget film has a lot of laughs and a lot more tomato sauce blood spatter effects.
David (Andy Serkis) and Peter (Reece Shearsmith) are a pair of second-rate criminals that have hatched a scheme to abduct a crime lord's daughter and hold her up for ransom. However, Tracey turns out to be quite a handful and their plan fails dismally. After holing up in a abandoned cottage to decide upon their next move, things take a dramatic and unforeseen turn for the worse- much, much worse.
This is really deranged stuff, going from odd to ludicrous very rapidly. But it strength lies in it's fast pace and unpredictable outcomes; be sure to watch the second ending that occurs after the credits have the rolled for a little extra punch.
FINAL SAY: What could possibly be in that hatch in the floor?
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2008
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 92 mins
The Cottage was a movie that I knew nothing about when I sat down to see it and I was utterly shocked when it turned out to be a gorefest comedy- horror, because let's face it, The Cottage sounds more like something your nanna would be watching than a horror movie. A true B Grade horror, directed and written by Paul Andrew Williams, this low budget film has a lot of laughs and a lot more tomato sauce blood spatter effects.
David (Andy Serkis) and Peter (Reece Shearsmith) are a pair of second-rate criminals that have hatched a scheme to abduct a crime lord's daughter and hold her up for ransom. However, Tracey turns out to be quite a handful and their plan fails dismally. After holing up in a abandoned cottage to decide upon their next move, things take a dramatic and unforeseen turn for the worse- much, much worse.
This is really deranged stuff, going from odd to ludicrous very rapidly. But it strength lies in it's fast pace and unpredictable outcomes; be sure to watch the second ending that occurs after the credits have the rolled for a little extra punch.
FINAL SAY: What could possibly be in that hatch in the floor?
3 Chilli Peppers
MARTYRS
Release Date: 2008
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 94 mins
Directed by Pascal Laugier, this French language film may well be one of the most disturbing horror movies that I have ever encountered, mostly due to the graphic torture scenes that will leave you reeling in your seat and feeling sick to your stomach. This is most certainly not a film for anyone with a weak constitution, but unlike other gore porn, aside from being mentally assaulted with the content, Martyrs does leave you thinking about how revolting violence is without giving any glorification to it's assailants, which many other gore-porn films seem to struggle to do.
Lucie, a missing youth, turns up in an almost catatonic state after escaping her demented torturers. Placed into an orphanage, she forms a friendship with Anna, who assists her with her cruel visions of a woman that continuously assaults and abuses her, and leads her to self harm in a very disturbing manner. Lucie believes that the vicious attacks will not end until she finds and kills her childhood torturers and quenches her need for revenge. Anna becomes drawn into Lucie's plight in the most shocking of ways.
There are some pretty unexpected twists here, the first half of the movie is horror, the second half is torture, so the tone definitely changes as well. Don't expect an easy ride out of this one, it's tough going from start to end. Critic reviews were polarized and the general public found it too intense and revolting, but if you have the stomach for it, I recommend a cautious look.
FINAL SAY: Just let go.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2008
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 94 mins
Directed by Pascal Laugier, this French language film may well be one of the most disturbing horror movies that I have ever encountered, mostly due to the graphic torture scenes that will leave you reeling in your seat and feeling sick to your stomach. This is most certainly not a film for anyone with a weak constitution, but unlike other gore porn, aside from being mentally assaulted with the content, Martyrs does leave you thinking about how revolting violence is without giving any glorification to it's assailants, which many other gore-porn films seem to struggle to do.
Lucie, a missing youth, turns up in an almost catatonic state after escaping her demented torturers. Placed into an orphanage, she forms a friendship with Anna, who assists her with her cruel visions of a woman that continuously assaults and abuses her, and leads her to self harm in a very disturbing manner. Lucie believes that the vicious attacks will not end until she finds and kills her childhood torturers and quenches her need for revenge. Anna becomes drawn into Lucie's plight in the most shocking of ways.
There are some pretty unexpected twists here, the first half of the movie is horror, the second half is torture, so the tone definitely changes as well. Don't expect an easy ride out of this one, it's tough going from start to end. Critic reviews were polarized and the general public found it too intense and revolting, but if you have the stomach for it, I recommend a cautious look.
FINAL SAY: Just let go.
3 Chilli Peppers
THE MIST
Release Date: 2007
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 125 mins
Stephen King knows how to write good horror, and regardless of the budget or the director, you can always be assured that you are going to be in for something creepy and interesting when you sit down to watch one of his film adaptations. The Mist is no exception to that fact.
A heavy mist rolls into town bringing with it deadly creatures of unknown origins. A father and his young son are holed up, like many others, at a local supermarket where a zealot begins to stir up a commotion and calls for a religious sacrifice. Soon people begin to question whether the biggest threat is inside or outside of the supermarket.
With a good mixture of suspense, horror and sci-fi, The Mist certainly has a few good jump scares and gross out moments for fans that like their horror visual. Director Frank Darabont does a terrific job of presenting a thoughtful creature feature that is as just as much about the fragility of civilization as it as about an other-worldly attack.
FINAL SAY: Slap down ending.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2007
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 125 mins
Stephen King knows how to write good horror, and regardless of the budget or the director, you can always be assured that you are going to be in for something creepy and interesting when you sit down to watch one of his film adaptations. The Mist is no exception to that fact.
A heavy mist rolls into town bringing with it deadly creatures of unknown origins. A father and his young son are holed up, like many others, at a local supermarket where a zealot begins to stir up a commotion and calls for a religious sacrifice. Soon people begin to question whether the biggest threat is inside or outside of the supermarket.
With a good mixture of suspense, horror and sci-fi, The Mist certainly has a few good jump scares and gross out moments for fans that like their horror visual. Director Frank Darabont does a terrific job of presenting a thoughtful creature feature that is as just as much about the fragility of civilization as it as about an other-worldly attack.
FINAL SAY: Slap down ending.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
REC
Release Date: 2007
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 78 mins
There are actually four REC movies, and the quality of them declines greatly in progression. For that reason, the first one is the only one you need to bother with, and definitely stay away from the American version called Quarantine, which vastly pales in comparison to this original Spanish version.
A television reporter and her cameraman follow some emergency workers into a quarantined building in the hope of scooping a story, but what they encounter is way more than they were bargaining for.
Yes, there are subtitles to contend with; but seriously, this movie is not relying on extensive dialogue to deliver it's scary and unsettling message. It is filmed with a hand held camera, which really adds to the overall effect and realistic energy of the movie, so as long as you aren't put off by camera shake, you will enjoy it. Don't be deterred, this movie is worth the effort, it's a corker of a horror film.
FINAL SAY: Something is catching!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2007
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 78 mins
There are actually four REC movies, and the quality of them declines greatly in progression. For that reason, the first one is the only one you need to bother with, and definitely stay away from the American version called Quarantine, which vastly pales in comparison to this original Spanish version.
A television reporter and her cameraman follow some emergency workers into a quarantined building in the hope of scooping a story, but what they encounter is way more than they were bargaining for.
Yes, there are subtitles to contend with; but seriously, this movie is not relying on extensive dialogue to deliver it's scary and unsettling message. It is filmed with a hand held camera, which really adds to the overall effect and realistic energy of the movie, so as long as you aren't put off by camera shake, you will enjoy it. Don't be deterred, this movie is worth the effort, it's a corker of a horror film.
FINAL SAY: Something is catching!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY
Release Date: 2007
Rating: M
Running Time: 86 mins
This would have to be the best example of effective and atmospheric low budget horror that there is. Written, co-produced, edited and directed by Oren Peli, this found footage supernatural movie was originally released at Screamfest in 2007 and after gaining a cult following, it aroused the interest of Dreamworks/Paramount Pictures, who quickly purchased the rights to what would become the most successful 'return on investment' movie of all time.
The film centres on a young couple named Katie and Micah, who are being relentlessly traumatized by a destructive and dangerous supernatural force in their home.
It is the simplicity of this film that makes it so convincing and genuinely shocking. You really do feel like a fly on the wall as you witness a string of events occurring that gradually appear to be escalating in intensity; and the sense of dread is undeniable.
There are apparently a few alternate endings, but I can only comment on the one that I saw which unfortunately left the tale open to further revisits, none of which are anywhere as good as this first attempt. My advise, skip the sequels and just see the original for all of its low budget cleverness and cheap thrills.
FINAL SAY: It's getting worse.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2007
Rating: M
Running Time: 86 mins
This would have to be the best example of effective and atmospheric low budget horror that there is. Written, co-produced, edited and directed by Oren Peli, this found footage supernatural movie was originally released at Screamfest in 2007 and after gaining a cult following, it aroused the interest of Dreamworks/Paramount Pictures, who quickly purchased the rights to what would become the most successful 'return on investment' movie of all time.
The film centres on a young couple named Katie and Micah, who are being relentlessly traumatized by a destructive and dangerous supernatural force in their home.
It is the simplicity of this film that makes it so convincing and genuinely shocking. You really do feel like a fly on the wall as you witness a string of events occurring that gradually appear to be escalating in intensity; and the sense of dread is undeniable.
There are apparently a few alternate endings, but I can only comment on the one that I saw which unfortunately left the tale open to further revisits, none of which are anywhere as good as this first attempt. My advise, skip the sequels and just see the original for all of its low budget cleverness and cheap thrills.
FINAL SAY: It's getting worse.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
EL ORFANATO - THE ORPHANAGE
Release Date: 2007
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 105 mins
This Spanish horror was a debut feature for director J.A. Bayona, and with some assistance from long time friend Guillermo del Toro, a very gothic homage to 1970's Spanish cinema was produced. After airing at the Cannes Film Festival in 2007, El Orfanato went on to win seven Goya Awards, and has been praised by audiences and critics alike for its well directed, and well acted, horror themes.
Laura brings her family back to the home she was raised in as a child; an abandoned orphanage. Her seven year old son Simon claims to be encountering a spirit child called Thomas whilst they are in the renovating processes, which everyone dismisses as a imaginary friend. Laura restores the building and reopens as an orphanage once more, catering to children with disabilities, but when Simon goes missing and she herself starts to see Thomas, things begin to get very scary and complicated.
This is great horror viewing, creepy and mysterious, with an interesting and engaging mystery to decipher along the way. I really enjoyed the retro-horror feel of the film and found the atmosphere that was created genuinely engrossing. The acting is very good, and there are more than enough spooky goings on to sate any horror fan's appetite.
FINAL SAY: Thomas is one creepy little dude!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2007
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 105 mins
This Spanish horror was a debut feature for director J.A. Bayona, and with some assistance from long time friend Guillermo del Toro, a very gothic homage to 1970's Spanish cinema was produced. After airing at the Cannes Film Festival in 2007, El Orfanato went on to win seven Goya Awards, and has been praised by audiences and critics alike for its well directed, and well acted, horror themes.
Laura brings her family back to the home she was raised in as a child; an abandoned orphanage. Her seven year old son Simon claims to be encountering a spirit child called Thomas whilst they are in the renovating processes, which everyone dismisses as a imaginary friend. Laura restores the building and reopens as an orphanage once more, catering to children with disabilities, but when Simon goes missing and she herself starts to see Thomas, things begin to get very scary and complicated.
This is great horror viewing, creepy and mysterious, with an interesting and engaging mystery to decipher along the way. I really enjoyed the retro-horror feel of the film and found the atmosphere that was created genuinely engrossing. The acting is very good, and there are more than enough spooky goings on to sate any horror fan's appetite.
FINAL SAY: Thomas is one creepy little dude!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
TRICK 'R TREAT
Release Date: 2007
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 82 mins
A slasher anthology of all things macabre, written and directed by Michael Dougherty. This collection of four horror based stories was a surprisingly fun jaunt through the bloody events of one Halloween evening.
After a grisly opening scene, the first story is 'The Principal' - a tale about a small town principal that is harboring a problematic lust for killing. The second story involves five children that are out for exciting and terrifying adventures entitled 'The School Bus Massacre Revisited.' The third tale entitled 'Surprise Party' has a surprise that you probably won't see coming, and the final story called 'Sam' is about a man that hates Halloween and is about to get a visit from the one thing that ties all of the stories together - Sam himself.
There are lots of twists and turns, as the stories mingle and interweave with each other; there are some reputable actors to add more credibility like Anna Paquin, Brian Cox and Dylan Baker and at the end of the day, this is just good fun Halloween storytelling. I had a really good time with this, it's a worthy horror watch.
FINAL SAY: Happy Halloween!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2007
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 82 mins
A slasher anthology of all things macabre, written and directed by Michael Dougherty. This collection of four horror based stories was a surprisingly fun jaunt through the bloody events of one Halloween evening.
After a grisly opening scene, the first story is 'The Principal' - a tale about a small town principal that is harboring a problematic lust for killing. The second story involves five children that are out for exciting and terrifying adventures entitled 'The School Bus Massacre Revisited.' The third tale entitled 'Surprise Party' has a surprise that you probably won't see coming, and the final story called 'Sam' is about a man that hates Halloween and is about to get a visit from the one thing that ties all of the stories together - Sam himself.
There are lots of twists and turns, as the stories mingle and interweave with each other; there are some reputable actors to add more credibility like Anna Paquin, Brian Cox and Dylan Baker and at the end of the day, this is just good fun Halloween storytelling. I had a really good time with this, it's a worthy horror watch.
FINAL SAY: Happy Halloween!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
1408
Release Date: 2007
Rating: M
Running Time: 104 mins
If you like tales about hauntings and enjoy lots of 'jump out of your seat' scares in your horror, then you need to see 1408. Based on the Stephen King short story of the same name, 1408 is a gripping psychological horror surrounding the eerie goings on in one mysterious and unused room of a hotel.
Mike Enslin is a writer who publishes books that set out to debunk supernatural phenomena and hauntings. He travels to New York to spend the night at the Dolphin Hotel in the infamously haunted room 1408. Ignoring all of the managers concerns, intensely skeptical Mike decides that he will take on room 1408, soon realising that he may have bitten off more than he can chew.
John Cusack and Samuel L. Jackson bring some decent acting chops to the table here, and the overall effect is genuinely creepy and smartly intense. I really enjoyed every heart thumping minute of it, it's a sharp horror movie.
FINAL SAY: I recommend a stay in 1408.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2007
Rating: M
Running Time: 104 mins
If you like tales about hauntings and enjoy lots of 'jump out of your seat' scares in your horror, then you need to see 1408. Based on the Stephen King short story of the same name, 1408 is a gripping psychological horror surrounding the eerie goings on in one mysterious and unused room of a hotel.
Mike Enslin is a writer who publishes books that set out to debunk supernatural phenomena and hauntings. He travels to New York to spend the night at the Dolphin Hotel in the infamously haunted room 1408. Ignoring all of the managers concerns, intensely skeptical Mike decides that he will take on room 1408, soon realising that he may have bitten off more than he can chew.
John Cusack and Samuel L. Jackson bring some decent acting chops to the table here, and the overall effect is genuinely creepy and smartly intense. I really enjoyed every heart thumping minute of it, it's a sharp horror movie.
FINAL SAY: I recommend a stay in 1408.
3 Chilli Peppers
SILENT HILL
Release Date: 2006
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 125 mins
Based on the survival horror video game of the same name, this movie definitely falls into the category of psychological horror. There is an element of emotional, religious and aesthetic content that definitely increases the tension within the already seriously creepy environment that viewers are thrust into upon watching the movie.
Rose takes her adopted daughter Sharon to Silent Hill, a place that she calls out for when she is dreaming. A mysterious child appears in the middle of the road and causes them to crash, and when Rose awakens she discovers that Sharon has gone. Rose must search the eerily deserted and barren landscape of Silent Hill to find her missing daughter and to uncover the mysterious link between Silent Hill and Sharon.
Silent Hill is a freak show of truly macabre and mangled occupants, and what this movie lacks in story line it makes up for in special effects and deeply disturbing horror scenarios. Keep your eyes open for Pyramid Head and those twisted fricken nurses, they're the stuff of nightmares!
FINAL SAY: If you hear a siren, that's not a rescue team!
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2006
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 125 mins
Based on the survival horror video game of the same name, this movie definitely falls into the category of psychological horror. There is an element of emotional, religious and aesthetic content that definitely increases the tension within the already seriously creepy environment that viewers are thrust into upon watching the movie.
Rose takes her adopted daughter Sharon to Silent Hill, a place that she calls out for when she is dreaming. A mysterious child appears in the middle of the road and causes them to crash, and when Rose awakens she discovers that Sharon has gone. Rose must search the eerily deserted and barren landscape of Silent Hill to find her missing daughter and to uncover the mysterious link between Silent Hill and Sharon.
Silent Hill is a freak show of truly macabre and mangled occupants, and what this movie lacks in story line it makes up for in special effects and deeply disturbing horror scenarios. Keep your eyes open for Pyramid Head and those twisted fricken nurses, they're the stuff of nightmares!
FINAL SAY: If you hear a siren, that's not a rescue team!
3 Chilli Peppers
THE JACKET
Release Date: 2005
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 103 mins
A psychological thriller from British filmmaker John Maybury that is partly based on the Jack London novel The Star Rover. The Jacket seeks to explore the idea of a person having extra-corporeal time-travel when placed into an intolerably tight straight jacket.
Gulf War veteran Jack Starks (Adrien Brody) suffers from amnesia and headaches. Whilst hitching in Vermont, he becomes entangled in the murder of a police officer and is wrongly accused of the crime and sent to a mental asylum. His 'experimental' therapy in the asylum involves being bound into a straight jacket and placed into a body drawer in the basement morgue. During his treatments, Jack experiences flashbacks and visions of the future, including a premonition of his own death in a few days time. Jack is now in a race against time, but the odds are stacked highly against him.
I found this an intriguing watch, there are a lot of things going on, but it does chop around a lot, so if you aren't really paying attention you are going to get lost pretty quickly. The asylum is downright creepy and a lot of the film is shot between the mint green shades of the asylum's interior or the stark winter landscapes of the outside world, adding greatly to the feeling of depression and impending doom.
FINAL SAY: No cuddle jacket for me thanks.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2005
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 103 mins
A psychological thriller from British filmmaker John Maybury that is partly based on the Jack London novel The Star Rover. The Jacket seeks to explore the idea of a person having extra-corporeal time-travel when placed into an intolerably tight straight jacket.
Gulf War veteran Jack Starks (Adrien Brody) suffers from amnesia and headaches. Whilst hitching in Vermont, he becomes entangled in the murder of a police officer and is wrongly accused of the crime and sent to a mental asylum. His 'experimental' therapy in the asylum involves being bound into a straight jacket and placed into a body drawer in the basement morgue. During his treatments, Jack experiences flashbacks and visions of the future, including a premonition of his own death in a few days time. Jack is now in a race against time, but the odds are stacked highly against him.
I found this an intriguing watch, there are a lot of things going on, but it does chop around a lot, so if you aren't really paying attention you are going to get lost pretty quickly. The asylum is downright creepy and a lot of the film is shot between the mint green shades of the asylum's interior or the stark winter landscapes of the outside world, adding greatly to the feeling of depression and impending doom.
FINAL SAY: No cuddle jacket for me thanks.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
THE SKELETON KEY
Release Date: 2005
Rating: M
Running Time: 104 mins
Filmed on the historical Felicity plantation along the Mississippi River in Saint James Parish, Louisiana; The Skeleton Key is a southern supernatural movie that delves into the world of voodoo and curses.
A young hospice worker caring for a disturbed patient at a plantation amid the swampy bayous, finds herself entangled in a series of inexplicable and clearly supernatural goings on. She discovers that there is an old Hoodoo curse at play and seeks to uncover the mysteries surrounding the plantation's dark past and the character's hidden secrets.
This is quite a creepy tale, and there really aren't a lot of mystery/ horror movies based on voodoo, so for that reason I found it refreshing. It actually has an epic cast including Peter Sarsgaard, John Hurt, Gena Rowlands and Kate Hudson, who all do a reasonable job of their roles, but never really seemed fully committed. Overall I feel that it's strengths outweigh it's flaws, it's a worthy horror watch.
FINAL SAY: Hoodoo, Voodoo and a mystery too!
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2005
Rating: M
Running Time: 104 mins
Filmed on the historical Felicity plantation along the Mississippi River in Saint James Parish, Louisiana; The Skeleton Key is a southern supernatural movie that delves into the world of voodoo and curses.
A young hospice worker caring for a disturbed patient at a plantation amid the swampy bayous, finds herself entangled in a series of inexplicable and clearly supernatural goings on. She discovers that there is an old Hoodoo curse at play and seeks to uncover the mysteries surrounding the plantation's dark past and the character's hidden secrets.
This is quite a creepy tale, and there really aren't a lot of mystery/ horror movies based on voodoo, so for that reason I found it refreshing. It actually has an epic cast including Peter Sarsgaard, John Hurt, Gena Rowlands and Kate Hudson, who all do a reasonable job of their roles, but never really seemed fully committed. Overall I feel that it's strengths outweigh it's flaws, it's a worthy horror watch.
FINAL SAY: Hoodoo, Voodoo and a mystery too!
3 Chilli Peppers
HELLBOY AND HELLBOY 2 - THE GOLDEN ARMY
Release Date: 2004 and 2008
Rating: M
Running Time: 122 mins and 120 mins
These movies are straight up good fun and based on the dark horse comics of the same name. Guillermo Del Toro crosses a lot of different genres in this series, everything from horror, romance, sci-fi and fantasy to comedy and children's cinema, so if you have kids over 12 in your care, I guarantee that they will love these movies.
Hellboy is a fabulously funny character; huge, red, cat loving and fresh outta hell (thanks to the Nazis), his one liners and hotheaded antics make for a very amusing romp. Hellboy is essentially a hero and spends his time protecting the earth from other dark forces, of which there are plenty. He must defeat the rising evil in both installments and overall I think that the second effort (The Golden Army) was even better than the first.
FINAL SAY: Hell Yes!
3.5 Chilli Peppers (3 for the first and an extra 1/2 for the second)
Release Date: 2004 and 2008
Rating: M
Running Time: 122 mins and 120 mins
These movies are straight up good fun and based on the dark horse comics of the same name. Guillermo Del Toro crosses a lot of different genres in this series, everything from horror, romance, sci-fi and fantasy to comedy and children's cinema, so if you have kids over 12 in your care, I guarantee that they will love these movies.
Hellboy is a fabulously funny character; huge, red, cat loving and fresh outta hell (thanks to the Nazis), his one liners and hotheaded antics make for a very amusing romp. Hellboy is essentially a hero and spends his time protecting the earth from other dark forces, of which there are plenty. He must defeat the rising evil in both installments and overall I think that the second effort (The Golden Army) was even better than the first.
FINAL SAY: Hell Yes!
3.5 Chilli Peppers (3 for the first and an extra 1/2 for the second)
SHAUN OF THE DEAD
Release Date: 2004
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 109 mins
The first film in Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg's Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy, and a fine example of horror-comedy spoof film making. This is a wonderfully fun homage to early Italian zombie films, and of course to George A. Romero's zombie classic Dawn of the Dead. With greats like Stephen King giving Shaun of the Dead of a whopping 10 out of 10, it was obvious that this movie was destined to become a cult classic.
Shaun (Simon Pegg) just wants to hang with his mate Ed (Nick Frost) and go down to the Winchester to patch things up with his ex-girlfriend Liz (Kate Ashfield) over a couple of pints. But with the recent uprising of flesh eating zombies, the simplest of things are becoming very hard to do.
This is tongue-in-cheek horror at it's best; it's ridiculously silly and nastily gory, the perfect blend for lovers of zombie based horror. Shaun of the Dead is not attempting to take itself seriously, which is what makes it so enjoyable, no need to feel sad when someone's guts gets splayed or head gets bashed in here, it's all just part of the fun!
FINAL SAY: You've got red on you.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2004
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 109 mins
The first film in Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg's Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy, and a fine example of horror-comedy spoof film making. This is a wonderfully fun homage to early Italian zombie films, and of course to George A. Romero's zombie classic Dawn of the Dead. With greats like Stephen King giving Shaun of the Dead of a whopping 10 out of 10, it was obvious that this movie was destined to become a cult classic.
Shaun (Simon Pegg) just wants to hang with his mate Ed (Nick Frost) and go down to the Winchester to patch things up with his ex-girlfriend Liz (Kate Ashfield) over a couple of pints. But with the recent uprising of flesh eating zombies, the simplest of things are becoming very hard to do.
This is tongue-in-cheek horror at it's best; it's ridiculously silly and nastily gory, the perfect blend for lovers of zombie based horror. Shaun of the Dead is not attempting to take itself seriously, which is what makes it so enjoyable, no need to feel sad when someone's guts gets splayed or head gets bashed in here, it's all just part of the fun!
FINAL SAY: You've got red on you.
4 Chilli Peppers
DAWN OF THE DEAD
Release Date: 2004
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 101 mins
Zack Snyder's homage to the great George Romero classic was always going to be a huge undertaking; cult film remakes often receive mixed and tepid responses. In my mind, Snyder's version only enhanced what Romero had laid down previously and offers viewers an A grade standard version of a B grade cult classic.
This movie is high tension gore-filled horror, less then ten minutes in and it's zombie apocalypse time. The zombies are fast moving, the infection is fast spreading and the hordes rise quickly which gives the film an ominous urgency. Our surviving characters take refuge at a local shopping mall (an obvious nod to consumerism) as they try to hatch an idea to escape from the city and their own inevitable doom.
Ving Rhames rehashes his 'too tough to talk' role that he seems to play in every film he is in, and Sarah Polley does a decent job of the unlikely heroine - Ana the nurse.
FINAL SAY: Get down with the sickness.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2004
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 101 mins
Zack Snyder's homage to the great George Romero classic was always going to be a huge undertaking; cult film remakes often receive mixed and tepid responses. In my mind, Snyder's version only enhanced what Romero had laid down previously and offers viewers an A grade standard version of a B grade cult classic.
This movie is high tension gore-filled horror, less then ten minutes in and it's zombie apocalypse time. The zombies are fast moving, the infection is fast spreading and the hordes rise quickly which gives the film an ominous urgency. Our surviving characters take refuge at a local shopping mall (an obvious nod to consumerism) as they try to hatch an idea to escape from the city and their own inevitable doom.
Ving Rhames rehashes his 'too tough to talk' role that he seems to play in every film he is in, and Sarah Polley does a decent job of the unlikely heroine - Ana the nurse.
FINAL SAY: Get down with the sickness.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
THE RING
Release Date: 2002
Rating: M
Running Time: 115 mins
This 2002 version is a remake of the 1998 Japanese horror of the same name which was based on the novel by Koji Suzuki, who also had a hand in co-writing both film versions. The Ring was received with critic acclaim for its ability to scare the living crap out of it's viewers by using dread and subtle visuals and for not relying on gore to instill terror. Essentially, this is a mystery as much as it is a horror, with a very clear underlying tale unfolding as the movie develops.
After viewing a certain videotape, people mysteriously die under horrible circumstances within a week. A journalist is forced to solve the case when her son accidentally watches the film, leaving her only days to uncover the secret behind the videotape's power.
This is creepy horror, lots of long pauses and tonnes of build. The film is speckled with images that are supposed to disturb or confuse, I found them pretty unnecessary, but light weight horror watchers will probably find that stuff scary. Having seen both versions, I think that the 2002 version is slightly better, but either one will do really, they're pretty similar, it just depends on whether you can handle subtitles or not.
FINAL SAY: Your hair is in your eyes little girl.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2002
Rating: M
Running Time: 115 mins
This 2002 version is a remake of the 1998 Japanese horror of the same name which was based on the novel by Koji Suzuki, who also had a hand in co-writing both film versions. The Ring was received with critic acclaim for its ability to scare the living crap out of it's viewers by using dread and subtle visuals and for not relying on gore to instill terror. Essentially, this is a mystery as much as it is a horror, with a very clear underlying tale unfolding as the movie develops.
After viewing a certain videotape, people mysteriously die under horrible circumstances within a week. A journalist is forced to solve the case when her son accidentally watches the film, leaving her only days to uncover the secret behind the videotape's power.
This is creepy horror, lots of long pauses and tonnes of build. The film is speckled with images that are supposed to disturb or confuse, I found them pretty unnecessary, but light weight horror watchers will probably find that stuff scary. Having seen both versions, I think that the 2002 version is slightly better, but either one will do really, they're pretty similar, it just depends on whether you can handle subtitles or not.
FINAL SAY: Your hair is in your eyes little girl.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
28 DAYS LATER
Release Date: 2002
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 113 mins
Director Danny Boyle hits another home run with 28 Days Later. In this fast paced and action packed horror we find ourselves in a world rife with a very aggressive and highly contagious virus that is giving people the 'rage' disease. Unlike other plague movies, we actually get to know the origin of the outbreak; not that that seems to be helping anyone though, because four weeks on from initial infection and the entire world is full of blood-thirsty crazies.
The story follows Jim (Cillian Murphy) who has the misfortune of waking up from his coma on infection day 28. Clearly the world has altered, seeing an empty Piccadilly Circus is certainly not typical; and Jim soon finds that he is again fighting for his life. He joins forces with a small group of survivors in an effort to find sanctuary from the rising hordes.
This is gripping and terrifying viewing, the story line is more plausible than most epidemic films which gives it a realistic and sinister edge. And unlike a multitude of similar films, there is a definitive ending which was much appreciated. Great edgy horror, a must see.
FINAL SAY: It's something in the blood.
4.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2002
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 113 mins
Director Danny Boyle hits another home run with 28 Days Later. In this fast paced and action packed horror we find ourselves in a world rife with a very aggressive and highly contagious virus that is giving people the 'rage' disease. Unlike other plague movies, we actually get to know the origin of the outbreak; not that that seems to be helping anyone though, because four weeks on from initial infection and the entire world is full of blood-thirsty crazies.
The story follows Jim (Cillian Murphy) who has the misfortune of waking up from his coma on infection day 28. Clearly the world has altered, seeing an empty Piccadilly Circus is certainly not typical; and Jim soon finds that he is again fighting for his life. He joins forces with a small group of survivors in an effort to find sanctuary from the rising hordes.
This is gripping and terrifying viewing, the story line is more plausible than most epidemic films which gives it a realistic and sinister edge. And unlike a multitude of similar films, there is a definitive ending which was much appreciated. Great edgy horror, a must see.
FINAL SAY: It's something in the blood.
4.5 Chilli Peppers
FRAILTY
Release Date: 2001
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 100 mins
A psychological horror-thriller and Bill Paxton's debut as a director, Frailty is a unique and eerie tale that was drastically underrated and overlooked. This is thought provoking horror, full of twists and intrigue that will leave you guessing to the very end.
Fenton Meiks (Matthew McConaughey) recalls the events of his twisted childhood to an FBI agent. It's a grizzly tale; he and his brother Adam were enlisted by his father (Bill Paxton) to become 'demon slayers' and rid the world of evil. These 'demons' are just regular people, however his father believes that he is receiving messages from God and that these people are true incarnations of evil. After laying his hands upon them, he can determine whether or not they must be murdered, and he forces the boys to participate.
Most of the gore happens off screen, so if you're put off by bloody murder scenes, fear not, the violence is moderate. The mayhem is on full throttle though, and you will be on the edge of your seat until the last scene, when all is revealed.
I feel that I must mention Matt O'Leary and Jeremy Sumpter for their incredible portrayal of the clearly confused and at times disturbingly enthusiastic children Fenton and Adam, probably some of the better child acting that I have ever seen.
FINAL SAY: Don't cry for her son, she wasn't human.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2001
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 100 mins
A psychological horror-thriller and Bill Paxton's debut as a director, Frailty is a unique and eerie tale that was drastically underrated and overlooked. This is thought provoking horror, full of twists and intrigue that will leave you guessing to the very end.
Fenton Meiks (Matthew McConaughey) recalls the events of his twisted childhood to an FBI agent. It's a grizzly tale; he and his brother Adam were enlisted by his father (Bill Paxton) to become 'demon slayers' and rid the world of evil. These 'demons' are just regular people, however his father believes that he is receiving messages from God and that these people are true incarnations of evil. After laying his hands upon them, he can determine whether or not they must be murdered, and he forces the boys to participate.
Most of the gore happens off screen, so if you're put off by bloody murder scenes, fear not, the violence is moderate. The mayhem is on full throttle though, and you will be on the edge of your seat until the last scene, when all is revealed.
I feel that I must mention Matt O'Leary and Jeremy Sumpter for their incredible portrayal of the clearly confused and at times disturbingly enthusiastic children Fenton and Adam, probably some of the better child acting that I have ever seen.
FINAL SAY: Don't cry for her son, she wasn't human.
4 Chilli Peppers
THE OTHERS
Release Date: 2001
Rating: M
Running Time: 104 mins
Love her or hate her, which often seems to be the case, Nicole Kidman can act. And she is certainly acting her heart out here, adding some very meaty flesh to the bones of this horror-thriller. Written, directed and scored by Spanish director Alejandro Amenabar, The Others won eight Goya awards (Spanish national film awards) and since there wasn't a single word of Spanish spoken in the film, it became the most unique winner of a Best Film Goya in history.
Devoutly religious mother of two Grace (Kidman) moves to the English coast during World War II to await news about her husband who has gone missing in action. Her children suffer from a rare photo-sensitivity disease that makes them unable to tolerate direct sunlight. She keeps herself and her children locked away in the house, and shrouded in darkness. Before long, the children claim to be seeing spirits in the house and chilling events start to escalate, making them all believe that something supernatural is at play.
This is really clever horror, rife with suspense and scary dark places, The Others really manages to build tension in a very unsettling way. The story line is very mysterious, and all of the seeming odd occurrences are worth hanging in there for because it has a kicker of an ending.
FINAL SAY: Sometimes the world of the living gets mixed up with the world of the dead.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2001
Rating: M
Running Time: 104 mins
Love her or hate her, which often seems to be the case, Nicole Kidman can act. And she is certainly acting her heart out here, adding some very meaty flesh to the bones of this horror-thriller. Written, directed and scored by Spanish director Alejandro Amenabar, The Others won eight Goya awards (Spanish national film awards) and since there wasn't a single word of Spanish spoken in the film, it became the most unique winner of a Best Film Goya in history.
Devoutly religious mother of two Grace (Kidman) moves to the English coast during World War II to await news about her husband who has gone missing in action. Her children suffer from a rare photo-sensitivity disease that makes them unable to tolerate direct sunlight. She keeps herself and her children locked away in the house, and shrouded in darkness. Before long, the children claim to be seeing spirits in the house and chilling events start to escalate, making them all believe that something supernatural is at play.
This is really clever horror, rife with suspense and scary dark places, The Others really manages to build tension in a very unsettling way. The story line is very mysterious, and all of the seeming odd occurrences are worth hanging in there for because it has a kicker of an ending.
FINAL SAY: Sometimes the world of the living gets mixed up with the world of the dead.
4 Chilli Peppers
AMERICAN PSYCHO
Release Date: 2000
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 102 mins
Based on Bret Easton Ellis's 1991 novel of the same name and directed by Mary Harron, American Psycho horrified audiences with its disturbing depiction of a wealthy investment banker and serial killer called Patrick Bateman. Bateman is an insatiable man that roams New York City preying on homeless people, prostitutes, work colleagues and random members of the public.
There is something deeply perverse about this film, and I don't actually think that I can honestly say that I liked the movie, but I know that I will never forget it. American Psycho is worth seeing for Christian Bale's performance alone; he embodies all of the manic strangeness of Patrick Bateman perfectly, delivering a terrifying mixture of sinister energy, black humour, narcissism and extreme viciousness, making his performance truly unforgettable.
The storyline here is thin on the ground, but this movie is essentially a character study and a glimpse into the mind of a deranged lunatic. For the most part American Psycho is grisly and surreal, and although it was dubbed a black-comedy horror by critics, I found much of the content to be misogynistic, cruel and anything but funny.
FINAL SAY: I like to dissect girls. Did you know that I'm utterly insane?
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2000
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 102 mins
Based on Bret Easton Ellis's 1991 novel of the same name and directed by Mary Harron, American Psycho horrified audiences with its disturbing depiction of a wealthy investment banker and serial killer called Patrick Bateman. Bateman is an insatiable man that roams New York City preying on homeless people, prostitutes, work colleagues and random members of the public.
There is something deeply perverse about this film, and I don't actually think that I can honestly say that I liked the movie, but I know that I will never forget it. American Psycho is worth seeing for Christian Bale's performance alone; he embodies all of the manic strangeness of Patrick Bateman perfectly, delivering a terrifying mixture of sinister energy, black humour, narcissism and extreme viciousness, making his performance truly unforgettable.
The storyline here is thin on the ground, but this movie is essentially a character study and a glimpse into the mind of a deranged lunatic. For the most part American Psycho is grisly and surreal, and although it was dubbed a black-comedy horror by critics, I found much of the content to be misogynistic, cruel and anything but funny.
FINAL SAY: I like to dissect girls. Did you know that I'm utterly insane?
3 Chilli Peppers
SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE
Release Date: 2000
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 92 mins
A fictionalised recount of the making of the classic vampire film Nosferatu - Eine Symphonie des Grauens. Directed by E. Elias Merhige, the movie borrows techniques used in early silent films to enhance the overall viewing experience, with excellent results. This is a mixture of frightening, compelling and humorous horror storytelling at it's best, and Willem Dafoe delivers an astonishingly good performance as Max Schreck.
It is 1922, and F.W. Murnau (John Malkovich) is trying to create the most authentic vampire movie that he can. Murnau employs the mysterious Max Schreck (Dafoe) to play the lead role of Orlok, knowing full well, that he is in fact, a real vampire. He tells the cast and crew that Schreck is a true method actor, that will only permit filming to occur at night, but when people start to turn up dead, everyone suspects that there is more to Schreck than what they have been told.
This is a great story and a fabulous homage to the visions of F.W. Murnau's original movie, I enjoyed it for it's integrity and it's absurdity, it's a must see movie for fans of vampire based horror.
FINAL SAY: I told you, I feed erratically, and often enormously.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2000
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 92 mins
A fictionalised recount of the making of the classic vampire film Nosferatu - Eine Symphonie des Grauens. Directed by E. Elias Merhige, the movie borrows techniques used in early silent films to enhance the overall viewing experience, with excellent results. This is a mixture of frightening, compelling and humorous horror storytelling at it's best, and Willem Dafoe delivers an astonishingly good performance as Max Schreck.
It is 1922, and F.W. Murnau (John Malkovich) is trying to create the most authentic vampire movie that he can. Murnau employs the mysterious Max Schreck (Dafoe) to play the lead role of Orlok, knowing full well, that he is in fact, a real vampire. He tells the cast and crew that Schreck is a true method actor, that will only permit filming to occur at night, but when people start to turn up dead, everyone suspects that there is more to Schreck than what they have been told.
This is a great story and a fabulous homage to the visions of F.W. Murnau's original movie, I enjoyed it for it's integrity and it's absurdity, it's a must see movie for fans of vampire based horror.
FINAL SAY: I told you, I feed erratically, and often enormously.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
SLEEPY HOLLOW
Release Date: 1999
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 105 mins
Tim Burton waves his Gothic director's wand over this fantasy-horror. Loosely based on the 1820 short story The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving, Burton cited the Hammer films of the 1960's as a major influence in making this film and the old school Gothic horror style really works well here.
It is 1799, and the deeply superstitious hamlet of Sleepy Hollow is being plagued by a series of gruesome murders where the victims are discovered decapitated. Police constable and forensic specialist Ichabod Crane arrives to investigate and soon realises that their murderer is not a man of flesh and blood, but rather an undead headless Hessian mercenary from the Revolutionary War riding upon a massive black steed and searching for his missing head!
There is also a lot more going on in Sleepy Hollow than the locals would like Ichabod to know, and the further he delves into his investigations the more disturbing the information becomes in this horror-mystery tale.
A massive ensemble cast including Johnny Depp, Christina Ricci, Christopher Walken, Miranda Richardson, Michael Gambon and Christopher Lee bring all of the witchcraft and darkness of Sleepy Hollow to brilliant life. This is a charming adaptation of a classic tale and a true Burton beauty.
FINAL SAY: Don't lose your head!
3.5 Chili Peppers
Release Date: 1999
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 105 mins
Tim Burton waves his Gothic director's wand over this fantasy-horror. Loosely based on the 1820 short story The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving, Burton cited the Hammer films of the 1960's as a major influence in making this film and the old school Gothic horror style really works well here.
It is 1799, and the deeply superstitious hamlet of Sleepy Hollow is being plagued by a series of gruesome murders where the victims are discovered decapitated. Police constable and forensic specialist Ichabod Crane arrives to investigate and soon realises that their murderer is not a man of flesh and blood, but rather an undead headless Hessian mercenary from the Revolutionary War riding upon a massive black steed and searching for his missing head!
There is also a lot more going on in Sleepy Hollow than the locals would like Ichabod to know, and the further he delves into his investigations the more disturbing the information becomes in this horror-mystery tale.
A massive ensemble cast including Johnny Depp, Christina Ricci, Christopher Walken, Miranda Richardson, Michael Gambon and Christopher Lee bring all of the witchcraft and darkness of Sleepy Hollow to brilliant life. This is a charming adaptation of a classic tale and a true Burton beauty.
FINAL SAY: Don't lose your head!
3.5 Chili Peppers
THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE
Release: 1997
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 144 mins
Based on the mystery thriller novel of the same name by Andrew Neiderman, The Devil's Advocate builds tension and curiosity with it's subtle supernatural occurrences and fascinating character study.
An aspiring defense lawyer named Kevin Lomax (Keanu Reeves) lands the job of his dreams; heading a high powered law firm for the mysterious and persuasive figure head, John Milton (Al Pacino). However soon after moving to New York to take up his role, his beautiful wife Mary Ann (Charlize Theron) becomes plagued by nightmares and visions that are warping her sense of reality. Kevin's career and social status is blossoming, and as Mary Ann's state continues to decline, Kevin is forced to address the possibility that Milton and his high powered position could have something to do with Mary Ann's sudden madness.
This is truly a story about morality and the struggle of the soul, and the obvious references to John Milton's poem Paradise Lost are impossible to ignore. The premise of Milton's poem is about the fall of man and the temptations of Adam and Eve by the fallen angel Satan; and Al Pacino's character is even called John Milton. At one point Reeves even quotes directly from the poem saying "Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven."
I really enjoyed the subtle and insidious tone of this film, it isn't reliant on effects or intense horror imagery to get your mind ticking over, it's a very good of example of psychological horror. Lots of dialogue to absorb and some extremely easy to miss imagery that, if you pay attention, will add a lot to your viewing experience.
FINAL SAY: I'm a surprise, they don't see me coming.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release: 1997
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 144 mins
Based on the mystery thriller novel of the same name by Andrew Neiderman, The Devil's Advocate builds tension and curiosity with it's subtle supernatural occurrences and fascinating character study.
An aspiring defense lawyer named Kevin Lomax (Keanu Reeves) lands the job of his dreams; heading a high powered law firm for the mysterious and persuasive figure head, John Milton (Al Pacino). However soon after moving to New York to take up his role, his beautiful wife Mary Ann (Charlize Theron) becomes plagued by nightmares and visions that are warping her sense of reality. Kevin's career and social status is blossoming, and as Mary Ann's state continues to decline, Kevin is forced to address the possibility that Milton and his high powered position could have something to do with Mary Ann's sudden madness.
This is truly a story about morality and the struggle of the soul, and the obvious references to John Milton's poem Paradise Lost are impossible to ignore. The premise of Milton's poem is about the fall of man and the temptations of Adam and Eve by the fallen angel Satan; and Al Pacino's character is even called John Milton. At one point Reeves even quotes directly from the poem saying "Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven."
I really enjoyed the subtle and insidious tone of this film, it isn't reliant on effects or intense horror imagery to get your mind ticking over, it's a very good of example of psychological horror. Lots of dialogue to absorb and some extremely easy to miss imagery that, if you pay attention, will add a lot to your viewing experience.
FINAL SAY: I'm a surprise, they don't see me coming.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
THE FRIGHTENERS
Release Date: 1996
Rating: M
Running Time: 110 mins
This early contribution from Peter Jackson is a winner; it is witty and clever. Horror/comedy is easily one of my favourite genre combinations and this is a great example of how it can be done well.
Michael J Fox is Frank, a man that finds himself with the ability to communicate with the dead after a tragic accident. He uses his unique talents to con money out of the living that are desperate to make contact with their dearly departed or keen to remove an annoying poltergeist. But the arrival of a grim reaper like entity into Franks life sets things into a spin and the movie soon becomes a mystery/thriller with lots of plot twists and intrigue.
The three ghosts that help Frank with his pursuits add color and comic relief continually throughout the movie and the creepy under-cover FBI agent Milton Dammers played by Jeffrey Combs is quite unsettling with his mutilations and women issues.
FINAL SAY: Hilariously frightening.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1996
Rating: M
Running Time: 110 mins
This early contribution from Peter Jackson is a winner; it is witty and clever. Horror/comedy is easily one of my favourite genre combinations and this is a great example of how it can be done well.
Michael J Fox is Frank, a man that finds himself with the ability to communicate with the dead after a tragic accident. He uses his unique talents to con money out of the living that are desperate to make contact with their dearly departed or keen to remove an annoying poltergeist. But the arrival of a grim reaper like entity into Franks life sets things into a spin and the movie soon becomes a mystery/thriller with lots of plot twists and intrigue.
The three ghosts that help Frank with his pursuits add color and comic relief continually throughout the movie and the creepy under-cover FBI agent Milton Dammers played by Jeffrey Combs is quite unsettling with his mutilations and women issues.
FINAL SAY: Hilariously frightening.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
SCREAM
Release Date: 1996
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 111 mins
Probably one of the better slasher movies that has ever been made, mainly due to its mystery element, and certainly my favourite Wes Craven offering. There is a real cleverness to this film; mounted against a typical '90's horror backdrop about good looking teenagers in a squeaky clean town, there is a tale with twists and intrigue that both surprised and amused me.
A robed, mask wearing, knife wielding nutter is bumping off teens in gruesome ways in a sleepy rural town. Already traumatized Sidney (Neve Campbell) and her group of friends seem to be the sicko's favourite targets, but why?
Scream is almost not even taking itself seriously, and that is what makes it so enjoyable. It flies boldly in the face of the slasher genre, and it certainly brings something fresh and interesting to the table.
Real life couple Courteney Cox and David Arquette pick up the main adult roles with good humour, and the teens are rounded out by a talented group of '90's 'populars' that includes Drew Barrymore, Neve Campbell, Skeet Ulrich, Matthew Lillard and Rose McGowan.
Unfortunately, like so many other decent horror movies, everyone capitalized on the success of the first movie and kept pumping out mediocre sequels on the strength of Ghostface's first efforts, and they just get worse and worse. See the first one, avoid the rest.
FINAL SAY: What's your favourite scary movie?
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1996
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 111 mins
Probably one of the better slasher movies that has ever been made, mainly due to its mystery element, and certainly my favourite Wes Craven offering. There is a real cleverness to this film; mounted against a typical '90's horror backdrop about good looking teenagers in a squeaky clean town, there is a tale with twists and intrigue that both surprised and amused me.
A robed, mask wearing, knife wielding nutter is bumping off teens in gruesome ways in a sleepy rural town. Already traumatized Sidney (Neve Campbell) and her group of friends seem to be the sicko's favourite targets, but why?
Scream is almost not even taking itself seriously, and that is what makes it so enjoyable. It flies boldly in the face of the slasher genre, and it certainly brings something fresh and interesting to the table.
Real life couple Courteney Cox and David Arquette pick up the main adult roles with good humour, and the teens are rounded out by a talented group of '90's 'populars' that includes Drew Barrymore, Neve Campbell, Skeet Ulrich, Matthew Lillard and Rose McGowan.
Unfortunately, like so many other decent horror movies, everyone capitalized on the success of the first movie and kept pumping out mediocre sequels on the strength of Ghostface's first efforts, and they just get worse and worse. See the first one, avoid the rest.
FINAL SAY: What's your favourite scary movie?
3.5 Chilli Peppers
FROM DUSK TILL DAWN
Release Date: 1996
Rating: R
Running Time: 108 mins
Director Robert Rodriguez delivers a film split between two genres with From Dusk Till Dawn. Part hostage movie, part horror gore-fest, this movie is a crazy, action-packed ride from start to end. With a sexy star-studded cast and a pace to make your head spin, this is an unmissable horror/ comedy trip into mayhem and madness.
Brothers Seth and Richie Gekko, are on the lamb. They have just robbed a bank and left a trail of dead bystanders in their wake. Holed up and hiding out in a sleazy dive hotel, they decide to take on hostages; a former Baptist minister and his family, in the hopes that they will transport them across the border in their mobile home. Along the way, they must await a money drop rendezvous at a trashy strip club in the middle of the Mexican desert called The Titty Twister, and that's where things go from very bad to insanely worse.
The last 40 odd minutes of the film are a bloody, gory mess that defies all explanation really. In short, it's a funny, violent, strange and totally unexpected turn in storytelling that is chock-full of hideous monsters, brutal dismemberments, graphic decapitations, topless dancers and foot licking weirdos.
The cast is insanely good, boasting big name actors like George Clooney, Harvey Keitel, Juliette Lewis, Quentin Tarantino, Salma Hayek and even Danny Trejo and Cheech Marin get a look in here. Don't expect anything life changing, just strap in for something completely bonkers and loads of fun.
FINAL SAY: Everybody be cool.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1996
Rating: R
Running Time: 108 mins
Director Robert Rodriguez delivers a film split between two genres with From Dusk Till Dawn. Part hostage movie, part horror gore-fest, this movie is a crazy, action-packed ride from start to end. With a sexy star-studded cast and a pace to make your head spin, this is an unmissable horror/ comedy trip into mayhem and madness.
Brothers Seth and Richie Gekko, are on the lamb. They have just robbed a bank and left a trail of dead bystanders in their wake. Holed up and hiding out in a sleazy dive hotel, they decide to take on hostages; a former Baptist minister and his family, in the hopes that they will transport them across the border in their mobile home. Along the way, they must await a money drop rendezvous at a trashy strip club in the middle of the Mexican desert called The Titty Twister, and that's where things go from very bad to insanely worse.
The last 40 odd minutes of the film are a bloody, gory mess that defies all explanation really. In short, it's a funny, violent, strange and totally unexpected turn in storytelling that is chock-full of hideous monsters, brutal dismemberments, graphic decapitations, topless dancers and foot licking weirdos.
The cast is insanely good, boasting big name actors like George Clooney, Harvey Keitel, Juliette Lewis, Quentin Tarantino, Salma Hayek and even Danny Trejo and Cheech Marin get a look in here. Don't expect anything life changing, just strap in for something completely bonkers and loads of fun.
FINAL SAY: Everybody be cool.
3 Chilli Peppers
THE CRAFT
Release Date: 1996
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 101 mins
Directed by Andrew Fleming and brimming with female teenage angst, this movie centres on a group of four girls who use witchcraft and sorcery as a means by which to gain power and control.
What starts off as a little innocent hocus pocus at a sleepover, gets way out of hand when the darkest of the four girls Nancy (Fairuza Balk) gets high on her new found power and pushes things to unsettling levels. Before they know it, the girls are conjuring spells and causing effects that none of them has the power to control.
Clearly one for the teenage girls of the world, but I did enjoy the depictions of witchcraft and also the not so subtle message about not meddling in other worldly powers. This is not life changing supernatural viewing, but I did watch it from start to end without getting up or losing interest, so it gets a thumbs up from me.
FINAL SAY: We are the weirdos, mister.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1996
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 101 mins
Directed by Andrew Fleming and brimming with female teenage angst, this movie centres on a group of four girls who use witchcraft and sorcery as a means by which to gain power and control.
What starts off as a little innocent hocus pocus at a sleepover, gets way out of hand when the darkest of the four girls Nancy (Fairuza Balk) gets high on her new found power and pushes things to unsettling levels. Before they know it, the girls are conjuring spells and causing effects that none of them has the power to control.
Clearly one for the teenage girls of the world, but I did enjoy the depictions of witchcraft and also the not so subtle message about not meddling in other worldly powers. This is not life changing supernatural viewing, but I did watch it from start to end without getting up or losing interest, so it gets a thumbs up from me.
FINAL SAY: We are the weirdos, mister.
3 Chilli Peppers
THE CROW
Release Date: 1994
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 97 mins
Probably a bit dated now, but this movie will always be of sentimental value to me since I saw it on my honeymoon over 20 years ago. The Crow developed a cult following not only for its Gothic styling but also because of Brandon Lee's untimely death which tragically occurred onset during filming of the movie.
Guitarist Eric Draven and his fiancée are brutally tortured and murdered by a group of deadbeat thugs. Draven is resurrected from the dead and has a spirit connection to a crow that accompanies him as he systematically exacts his revenge on his killers.
This movie was never ground-breaking, but if you like to see douchebags getting their comeuppance from a really pissed off undead dude in black leather and face paint, then boy this is definitely for you.
FINAL SAY: Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1994
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 97 mins
Probably a bit dated now, but this movie will always be of sentimental value to me since I saw it on my honeymoon over 20 years ago. The Crow developed a cult following not only for its Gothic styling but also because of Brandon Lee's untimely death which tragically occurred onset during filming of the movie.
Guitarist Eric Draven and his fiancée are brutally tortured and murdered by a group of deadbeat thugs. Draven is resurrected from the dead and has a spirit connection to a crow that accompanies him as he systematically exacts his revenge on his killers.
This movie was never ground-breaking, but if you like to see douchebags getting their comeuppance from a really pissed off undead dude in black leather and face paint, then boy this is definitely for you.
FINAL SAY: Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.
3 Chilli Peppers
INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE
Release Date: 1994
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 123 mins
Based on the debut Gothic novel by Anne Rice of the same name, Interview with a Vampire delves into the world of vampires with a 200 year old re-telling that chronologically explains the events surrounding Louis de Pointe du Luc's life and how he went from man to vampire, and then onward into the eternal life of the undead.
We hear about Louis' interludes in Louisiana and New Orleans with Lestat de Lioncourt; a ruthless vampire that turns Louis and begins his life long turmoil with immortality and the need to feed on humans. Lestat tries to sate Louis' misery by turning a girl child named Claudia into a vampire for company. Claudia turns out to be both curious and ruthless, and soon she and Louis find that they both wonder if there are any others in the world that are just like them.
Brad Pitt is painfully beautiful as the tortured Louis, Kirsten Dunst is excellent as the creepy, blood-lusting, child vampire Claudia and Tom Cruise, although an unlikely and possibly ill cast Lestat, does a reasonably good job here too.
It's an epic life story filled with love, betrayal, loneliness and hunger; both gripping and atmospheric in every way, and although it wasn't as good as the novel, it is a worthy gothic horror watch.
FINAL SAY: I'm going to give you the choice I never had.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1994
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 123 mins
Based on the debut Gothic novel by Anne Rice of the same name, Interview with a Vampire delves into the world of vampires with a 200 year old re-telling that chronologically explains the events surrounding Louis de Pointe du Luc's life and how he went from man to vampire, and then onward into the eternal life of the undead.
We hear about Louis' interludes in Louisiana and New Orleans with Lestat de Lioncourt; a ruthless vampire that turns Louis and begins his life long turmoil with immortality and the need to feed on humans. Lestat tries to sate Louis' misery by turning a girl child named Claudia into a vampire for company. Claudia turns out to be both curious and ruthless, and soon she and Louis find that they both wonder if there are any others in the world that are just like them.
Brad Pitt is painfully beautiful as the tortured Louis, Kirsten Dunst is excellent as the creepy, blood-lusting, child vampire Claudia and Tom Cruise, although an unlikely and possibly ill cast Lestat, does a reasonably good job here too.
It's an epic life story filled with love, betrayal, loneliness and hunger; both gripping and atmospheric in every way, and although it wasn't as good as the novel, it is a worthy gothic horror watch.
FINAL SAY: I'm going to give you the choice I never had.
4 Chilli Peppers
BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA
Release Date: 1992
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 128 mins
Francis Ford Coppola dips his foot into the horror genre pool with his take on the Bram Stoker's classic novel Dracula. Tastefully recognised in all of it's Gothic glory, this is the truest and most accurate version of Stoker's original Dracula that has been made to date. Coppola really fleshes out the character of Dracula and gives depth to his dark fascination and desire for young Mina Harker.
Lawyer Jonathan Harker (Keanu Reeves) is hired to assist Count Dracula (aka Vlad the Impaler) in Transylvania with his business affairs, however upon seeing a photo of Harker's young fiancee Mina (Winona Ryder), Dracula believes her to be the reincarnation of his long lost love Elisabeta and the wheels are set into motion. Dracula travels to England in an attempt to seduce Mina with his mystical vampiric abilities, imprisoning Jonathan Harker and taking many other victims in his wake.
All of the characters from the novel are played out well here, including Anthony Hopkins' robust portrayal of Van Helsing, Sadie Frost's deliciously evil version of Lucy and Tom Wait's creepy and unsettling Renfield. But it is Gary Oldman's brilliant deliverance of Dracula that steals the show; displaying all that is beautiful and terrifying about vampires with much flair and vigor. It is only Reeve's that appears to fall short in casting, giving a rather tepid and wooden portrayal of Jonathan Harker, and clearly letting his tremendously strong ensemble cast down.
All that aside, the costuming is divine, the Transylvanian castle is creepy as hell, the soundtrack is ominous, the effects are thoughtfully used and whether you like horror or not, this is an epic and classic love story that has been well constructed in every way.
FINAL SAY: A grand and Gothic love story.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1992
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 128 mins
Francis Ford Coppola dips his foot into the horror genre pool with his take on the Bram Stoker's classic novel Dracula. Tastefully recognised in all of it's Gothic glory, this is the truest and most accurate version of Stoker's original Dracula that has been made to date. Coppola really fleshes out the character of Dracula and gives depth to his dark fascination and desire for young Mina Harker.
Lawyer Jonathan Harker (Keanu Reeves) is hired to assist Count Dracula (aka Vlad the Impaler) in Transylvania with his business affairs, however upon seeing a photo of Harker's young fiancee Mina (Winona Ryder), Dracula believes her to be the reincarnation of his long lost love Elisabeta and the wheels are set into motion. Dracula travels to England in an attempt to seduce Mina with his mystical vampiric abilities, imprisoning Jonathan Harker and taking many other victims in his wake.
All of the characters from the novel are played out well here, including Anthony Hopkins' robust portrayal of Van Helsing, Sadie Frost's deliciously evil version of Lucy and Tom Wait's creepy and unsettling Renfield. But it is Gary Oldman's brilliant deliverance of Dracula that steals the show; displaying all that is beautiful and terrifying about vampires with much flair and vigor. It is only Reeve's that appears to fall short in casting, giving a rather tepid and wooden portrayal of Jonathan Harker, and clearly letting his tremendously strong ensemble cast down.
All that aside, the costuming is divine, the Transylvanian castle is creepy as hell, the soundtrack is ominous, the effects are thoughtfully used and whether you like horror or not, this is an epic and classic love story that has been well constructed in every way.
FINAL SAY: A grand and Gothic love story.
4 Chilli Peppers
THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
Release Date: 1991
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 118 mins
An American crime thriller based on the novel of the same name by Thomas Harris and directed by Jonathon Demme. The Silence of the Lambs had audiences reeling from it's graphic depictions and outrageous story about a cannibalistic serial killer and brilliant psychiatrist named Hannibal Lecter. Sweeping the Oscars and winning all five main categories, The Silence of the Lambs swiftly became a must see thriller that spawned three sequels and a TV series, none of which could maintain the huge momentum of this first and best instalment.
FBI agent Clarice Starling (Jodie Foster) is on the hunt for a serial killer nicknamed 'Buffalo Bill' due to his penchant for skinning his victims and making items of clothing from their hides. She enlists the help of a known and convicted serial killer named Dr Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins) to assist her with the investigation and with her understanding of the serial killer psyche.
Anthony Hopkins portrays the terrifying qualities of Hannibal with an eerie conviction and Foster is nothing short of stellar as well, making this a tight and terrifically disturbing psychological thriller that deserved ever bit of the hype that surrounded it.
FINAL SAY: It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1991
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 118 mins
An American crime thriller based on the novel of the same name by Thomas Harris and directed by Jonathon Demme. The Silence of the Lambs had audiences reeling from it's graphic depictions and outrageous story about a cannibalistic serial killer and brilliant psychiatrist named Hannibal Lecter. Sweeping the Oscars and winning all five main categories, The Silence of the Lambs swiftly became a must see thriller that spawned three sequels and a TV series, none of which could maintain the huge momentum of this first and best instalment.
FBI agent Clarice Starling (Jodie Foster) is on the hunt for a serial killer nicknamed 'Buffalo Bill' due to his penchant for skinning his victims and making items of clothing from their hides. She enlists the help of a known and convicted serial killer named Dr Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins) to assist her with the investigation and with her understanding of the serial killer psyche.
Anthony Hopkins portrays the terrifying qualities of Hannibal with an eerie conviction and Foster is nothing short of stellar as well, making this a tight and terrifically disturbing psychological thriller that deserved ever bit of the hype that surrounded it.
FINAL SAY: It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
4 Chilli Peppers
MISERY
Release Date: 1990
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 107 mins
A psychological thriller directed by Rob Reiner and based on the 1987 Stephen King novel of the same name. Misery was one of the first horror novels that I ever read as a teenager and I can assure you that none of the thrills or chills have been lost in this film adaption.
Famous novelist Paul Sheldon has a car accident on a remote road during a wild blizzard and is thankfully rescued by a nurse named Annie Wilkes. Anne is extremely excited when she discovers that Paul is the writer of her favourite book series based on the adventures of a character called Misery Chastain. Annie insists on helping Paul back to health in her own home and encourages him to write his next novel whilst his injuries mend. However, Paul soon realises that Annie is not just a fan of the Misery series but rather a full blown obsessed loon who will stop at nothing to get the next instalment of her favourite book series.
Misery is greatly enhanced by the brilliant acting performances with James Caan and Kathy Bates both delivering a convincing and disturbingly nail biting, edge of your seat thriller that will have you shouting out in shock and despair. This is a top notch thriller that shouldn't be missed.
FINAL SAY: Annie, whatever you're thinking of doing, please don't do it.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1990
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 107 mins
A psychological thriller directed by Rob Reiner and based on the 1987 Stephen King novel of the same name. Misery was one of the first horror novels that I ever read as a teenager and I can assure you that none of the thrills or chills have been lost in this film adaption.
Famous novelist Paul Sheldon has a car accident on a remote road during a wild blizzard and is thankfully rescued by a nurse named Annie Wilkes. Anne is extremely excited when she discovers that Paul is the writer of her favourite book series based on the adventures of a character called Misery Chastain. Annie insists on helping Paul back to health in her own home and encourages him to write his next novel whilst his injuries mend. However, Paul soon realises that Annie is not just a fan of the Misery series but rather a full blown obsessed loon who will stop at nothing to get the next instalment of her favourite book series.
Misery is greatly enhanced by the brilliant acting performances with James Caan and Kathy Bates both delivering a convincing and disturbingly nail biting, edge of your seat thriller that will have you shouting out in shock and despair. This is a top notch thriller that shouldn't be missed.
FINAL SAY: Annie, whatever you're thinking of doing, please don't do it.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
JACOB'S LADDER
Release: 1990
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 113 mins
A psychological thriller directed by Adrian Lyne and written by Bruce Joel Rubin that explores the concepts of drug testing on soldiers during the Vietnam War and PTSD of the highest order.
In what can only be described as a jarring look into the addled mind of a Vietnam veteran, Jacob's Ladder disturbs with its horrific hallucination scenes and confronting sense of disorientation, confusion and isolation.
Jacob Singer (Tim Robbins) is suffering from extreme delusions. In an attempt to decipher the true meaning behind them, Jacob must face his past and the agonising truth of his trauma, however as he delves further, Jacob finds it increasingly difficult to distinguish between his nightmares and his reality.
Tim Robbins is at his very best here and delivers an incredible performance of the deeply tortured and confused character Jacob. The film generally has a really gritty vibe and it kind of hangs on even after the credits have rolled in an almost Kubrick like fashion. In short it's visceral, upsetting and pretty unforgettable.
Jacob's Ladder was the main inspiration behind the horror franchise Silent Hill and after a recent re-watch, I can assure you that it's concepts have not lost any of their ability to stun.
FINAL SAY: The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go in life, your memories, your attachments.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release: 1990
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 113 mins
A psychological thriller directed by Adrian Lyne and written by Bruce Joel Rubin that explores the concepts of drug testing on soldiers during the Vietnam War and PTSD of the highest order.
In what can only be described as a jarring look into the addled mind of a Vietnam veteran, Jacob's Ladder disturbs with its horrific hallucination scenes and confronting sense of disorientation, confusion and isolation.
Jacob Singer (Tim Robbins) is suffering from extreme delusions. In an attempt to decipher the true meaning behind them, Jacob must face his past and the agonising truth of his trauma, however as he delves further, Jacob finds it increasingly difficult to distinguish between his nightmares and his reality.
Tim Robbins is at his very best here and delivers an incredible performance of the deeply tortured and confused character Jacob. The film generally has a really gritty vibe and it kind of hangs on even after the credits have rolled in an almost Kubrick like fashion. In short it's visceral, upsetting and pretty unforgettable.
Jacob's Ladder was the main inspiration behind the horror franchise Silent Hill and after a recent re-watch, I can assure you that it's concepts have not lost any of their ability to stun.
FINAL SAY: The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go in life, your memories, your attachments.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
BEETLEJUICE
Release Date: 1988
Rating: M
Running Time: 92 mins
This movie is most certainly more supernatural than horror, in fact it is down right hilarious and could easily slide into the comedy genre. This is definitely one of the better Tim Burton offerings, partly because of its fabulous '80's special effects, partly because it has a fantastic cast but mostly because its just wacky good fun from start to end.
When a young couple are recently deceased in a car accident, they find themselves stuck in a strange variation of their old lives called the after-life. When some unpleasant 'living' people take up residence in their home they are forced to enlist the services of a 'bio-exorcist' called Beetlejuice to help drive them away.
Michael Keaton owns this movie from start to end as the revolting and yet highly entertaining character Beetlejuice. Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis make a cute dead couple and Winona Ryder gives creepy supernatural teen Lydia some real depth. If you haven't seen this classic yet, you really need to.
FINAL SAY: Say it once....say it twice....three times a charm!
4 Chilli Peppers
Note: In 2024, almost 40 years later, Tim Burton rebooted the undead storytelling with Beetlejuice Beetlejuice which delivered another amusing romp into the world of the deceased. With an almost identical cast listing as the first instalment and an intriguing storyline, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice earned a well deserved 3.5 Chilli Pepper rating from me and has clearly left the door open for a third and final chapter in days to come, and I say - yes please!
Release Date: 1988
Rating: M
Running Time: 92 mins
This movie is most certainly more supernatural than horror, in fact it is down right hilarious and could easily slide into the comedy genre. This is definitely one of the better Tim Burton offerings, partly because of its fabulous '80's special effects, partly because it has a fantastic cast but mostly because its just wacky good fun from start to end.
When a young couple are recently deceased in a car accident, they find themselves stuck in a strange variation of their old lives called the after-life. When some unpleasant 'living' people take up residence in their home they are forced to enlist the services of a 'bio-exorcist' called Beetlejuice to help drive them away.
Michael Keaton owns this movie from start to end as the revolting and yet highly entertaining character Beetlejuice. Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis make a cute dead couple and Winona Ryder gives creepy supernatural teen Lydia some real depth. If you haven't seen this classic yet, you really need to.
FINAL SAY: Say it once....say it twice....three times a charm!
4 Chilli Peppers
Note: In 2024, almost 40 years later, Tim Burton rebooted the undead storytelling with Beetlejuice Beetlejuice which delivered another amusing romp into the world of the deceased. With an almost identical cast listing as the first instalment and an intriguing storyline, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice earned a well deserved 3.5 Chilli Pepper rating from me and has clearly left the door open for a third and final chapter in days to come, and I say - yes please!
THE SERPENT AND THE RAINBOW
Release Date: 1988
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 98 mins
This story was loosely based on the non-fiction book of the same name by ethnobotanist Wade Davis. In his book, Davis recounts his experiences in Haiti whilst investigating the story of Clairvius Narcisse, a Haitian man that was said to have been turned into a zombie by a voodoo preparation of drug-like substances.
A successful anthropologist, Dr Dennis Alan (Bill Pullman) travels to Haiti to investigate a strange voodoo substance that appears to have the power to turn people into zombies; people literally reanimate after being pronounced dead. However, Dr Alan's questions and demands to test the mysterious powder creates problems with the Haitian authorities and the black magic practitioners, that see him as a threat.
I can clearly recall being freaked out by this movie, it is definitely not a good choice for anyone that is claustrophobic. With Wes Craven in the directors seat you would expect things to be a tad over the top, but this movie didn't feel fake or fabricated to me, it was actually really well delivered and had an air of reality to it that was actually quite disturbing.
FINAL SAY: Don't let them bury me! I'm not dead!
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1988
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 98 mins
This story was loosely based on the non-fiction book of the same name by ethnobotanist Wade Davis. In his book, Davis recounts his experiences in Haiti whilst investigating the story of Clairvius Narcisse, a Haitian man that was said to have been turned into a zombie by a voodoo preparation of drug-like substances.
A successful anthropologist, Dr Dennis Alan (Bill Pullman) travels to Haiti to investigate a strange voodoo substance that appears to have the power to turn people into zombies; people literally reanimate after being pronounced dead. However, Dr Alan's questions and demands to test the mysterious powder creates problems with the Haitian authorities and the black magic practitioners, that see him as a threat.
I can clearly recall being freaked out by this movie, it is definitely not a good choice for anyone that is claustrophobic. With Wes Craven in the directors seat you would expect things to be a tad over the top, but this movie didn't feel fake or fabricated to me, it was actually really well delivered and had an air of reality to it that was actually quite disturbing.
FINAL SAY: Don't let them bury me! I'm not dead!
3 Chilli Peppers
THE LOST BOYS
Release Date: 1987
Rating: M
Running Time: 98 mins
With a cast of hotties that had my teenage heart racing like a jackhammer, The Lost Boys changed the face of vampires in movies forever by replacing middle aged Dracula archetypes with a cast of young, attractive, fashion forward vampiric teenagers and started a revolution of teen-vampire based horror/drama. Directed by Joel Schumacher, this comedy/horror although flawed, is extremely fun to watch with its strong cast, terrific '80's soundtrack and coming of age awkwardness.
Brothers Michael and Sam relocate to Santa Carla, California with their ditsy single mother to take up residence with their eccentric Grandpa. Eldest brother Michael finds himself entangled with a group of rebellious teenage bikers when he falls for the leaders girlfriend Starr; whilst younger sibling Sam sparks an odd friendship with the Frog brothers, a couple of comic book loving self proclaimed vampire hunters.
The 'Coreys' (Haim and Feldman) as they were called back in the '80's, supply most of the comic relief throughout, with Jason Patric, Kiefer Sutherland, Billy Wirth, Brooke McCarter and Alex Winter cast as team 'vampire hotness.' They are well supported by veterans Dianne Wiest, Edward Herrmann and Barnard Hughes, and Jami Gertz supplies some believable gypsy whimsy as the love interest at the heart of all the dramatics, Starr.
What can I say? I still have a soft spot for this movie and probably always will, it takes me back to being 15 again every time that I watch it.
FINAL SAY: Death by stereo!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1987
Rating: M
Running Time: 98 mins
With a cast of hotties that had my teenage heart racing like a jackhammer, The Lost Boys changed the face of vampires in movies forever by replacing middle aged Dracula archetypes with a cast of young, attractive, fashion forward vampiric teenagers and started a revolution of teen-vampire based horror/drama. Directed by Joel Schumacher, this comedy/horror although flawed, is extremely fun to watch with its strong cast, terrific '80's soundtrack and coming of age awkwardness.
Brothers Michael and Sam relocate to Santa Carla, California with their ditsy single mother to take up residence with their eccentric Grandpa. Eldest brother Michael finds himself entangled with a group of rebellious teenage bikers when he falls for the leaders girlfriend Starr; whilst younger sibling Sam sparks an odd friendship with the Frog brothers, a couple of comic book loving self proclaimed vampire hunters.
The 'Coreys' (Haim and Feldman) as they were called back in the '80's, supply most of the comic relief throughout, with Jason Patric, Kiefer Sutherland, Billy Wirth, Brooke McCarter and Alex Winter cast as team 'vampire hotness.' They are well supported by veterans Dianne Wiest, Edward Herrmann and Barnard Hughes, and Jami Gertz supplies some believable gypsy whimsy as the love interest at the heart of all the dramatics, Starr.
What can I say? I still have a soft spot for this movie and probably always will, it takes me back to being 15 again every time that I watch it.
FINAL SAY: Death by stereo!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
HELLRAISER
Release Date: 1987
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 94 mins
Based on the short novel The Hellbound Heart by Clive Barker, this is a no holds barred horror that covers many facets of depravity and darkness with its sadomasochistic portrayal of the underworld.
Frank has an S & M fetish that knows no bounds, however he finally meets his match when a mysterious puzzle box unlocks a doorway to hell and releases the blood and pain lusting demons within called Cenobites. The Cenobites literally rip Frank to bits, however he manages to begin to re-manifest from a drop of blood. Frank's former mistress Julia agrees to try and help Frank regenerate, but it comes at a cost and the Cenobites don't like to let go of their victims.
A series of Hellraiser movies followed this first instalment, but none of them could compare to this initial meeting of Pinhead and his demented demon cronies; it's a must see movie for serious horror fans.
FINAL SAY: That's not a Rubik's cube!
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1987
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 94 mins
Based on the short novel The Hellbound Heart by Clive Barker, this is a no holds barred horror that covers many facets of depravity and darkness with its sadomasochistic portrayal of the underworld.
Frank has an S & M fetish that knows no bounds, however he finally meets his match when a mysterious puzzle box unlocks a doorway to hell and releases the blood and pain lusting demons within called Cenobites. The Cenobites literally rip Frank to bits, however he manages to begin to re-manifest from a drop of blood. Frank's former mistress Julia agrees to try and help Frank regenerate, but it comes at a cost and the Cenobites don't like to let go of their victims.
A series of Hellraiser movies followed this first instalment, but none of them could compare to this initial meeting of Pinhead and his demented demon cronies; it's a must see movie for serious horror fans.
FINAL SAY: That's not a Rubik's cube!
3 Chilli Peppers
THE FLY
Release Date: 1986
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 96 mins
A science fiction horror directed and co-written by David Cronenberg. This metamorphosis horror tale which is loosely based on George Langelaan's 1957 short story of the same name, delivers an eccentric and at times gross depiction of a science experiment gone very wrong.
Experimental scientist Seth Brundle has invented a teleportation device that allows him to transport inanimate objects from one space to another through two identical teleportation pods. Desperate to be able to improve his invention to include living matter, Seth continues to experiment, eventually trialling his invention on himself with disastrous effects.
It's clearly no secret from the title of this film that things get weird, really weird and pretty disgusting as well. The visual effects were cutting edge for their time and Seth's transformations over the period of the film are certainly not for the squeamish.
Real life couple Jeff Goldblum and Geena Davis are fabulous here together. Goldblum received wide spread praise and acclaim for his excellent portrayal of Seth Brundle and the film lives on today as cult horror classic.
FINAL SAY: There was an old lady who swallowed a fly, perhaps she'll die.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1986
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 96 mins
A science fiction horror directed and co-written by David Cronenberg. This metamorphosis horror tale which is loosely based on George Langelaan's 1957 short story of the same name, delivers an eccentric and at times gross depiction of a science experiment gone very wrong.
Experimental scientist Seth Brundle has invented a teleportation device that allows him to transport inanimate objects from one space to another through two identical teleportation pods. Desperate to be able to improve his invention to include living matter, Seth continues to experiment, eventually trialling his invention on himself with disastrous effects.
It's clearly no secret from the title of this film that things get weird, really weird and pretty disgusting as well. The visual effects were cutting edge for their time and Seth's transformations over the period of the film are certainly not for the squeamish.
Real life couple Jeff Goldblum and Geena Davis are fabulous here together. Goldblum received wide spread praise and acclaim for his excellent portrayal of Seth Brundle and the film lives on today as cult horror classic.
FINAL SAY: There was an old lady who swallowed a fly, perhaps she'll die.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD
Release Date: 1985
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 91 mins
When it comes to brain eating zombies, this is one of my all time favourites, not just for it's clearly black humour and bad 80's effects, but mostly for it's pop culture depiction of zombie hordes desperately trying to cover over the pain of their decaying bodies by eating the grey matter out of other people's heads.
Two haphazard employees at a medical supply warehouse accidentally release a toxic gas into the atmosphere that causes the dead to rise from their graves. A group of punks that are in the graveyard at the time are the first to realise that the reanimated dead are menacing and hungry for brains.
This is a ripper of a horror film, a classic in every respect and a true homage to early Romero zombie films. Sure it's gory and silly, but it's a zombie film, it should be! This is a must see horror comedy for lovers of zombie flicks.
FINAL SAY: Braaiinnsss!!!!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1985
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 91 mins
When it comes to brain eating zombies, this is one of my all time favourites, not just for it's clearly black humour and bad 80's effects, but mostly for it's pop culture depiction of zombie hordes desperately trying to cover over the pain of their decaying bodies by eating the grey matter out of other people's heads.
Two haphazard employees at a medical supply warehouse accidentally release a toxic gas into the atmosphere that causes the dead to rise from their graves. A group of punks that are in the graveyard at the time are the first to realise that the reanimated dead are menacing and hungry for brains.
This is a ripper of a horror film, a classic in every respect and a true homage to early Romero zombie films. Sure it's gory and silly, but it's a zombie film, it should be! This is a must see horror comedy for lovers of zombie flicks.
FINAL SAY: Braaiinnsss!!!!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
FRIGHT NIGHT
Release Date: 1985
Rating: M
Running Time: 106 mins
It's cheesy, it's '80s and it was one of my favourite movies when I was thirteen. Fright Night, directed and written by Tom Holland delivers a coming of age/vampire mash up like no other. Swinging between out dated visual effects and rife with teen awkwardness, Fright Night may not be a life changer but it is an enjoyable romp.
Charley Brewster is a huge horror fan and watches the horror TV series called Fright Night (that is hosted by a Vincent Price wannabe called Peter Vincent), religiously. One evening Charley makes a gruesome discovery, his new neighbour is a vampire, however no-one, not even his best friend Evil Ed, will believe him. Charley's only hope is Peter Vincent, surely he will believe Charley before the death toll rises any higher?
Roddy McDowall does a great job here as Peter Vincent and Stephen Geoffreys elevates the humour as Charley's best friend Evil Ed. Chris Sarandon delivers a plausible head vampire and William Ragsdale gives us just enough clueless teen to make it all work.
As I said, this film is not a game changer, just a bit of stupid vampiric fun that holds some sentimental value for me. However, be warned that if you are going to watch Fright Night, then make sure that you watch the original 1985 version because the remake is utter garbage!
FINAL SAY: Kill me before I turn into a vampire and give you a hickey.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1985
Rating: M
Running Time: 106 mins
It's cheesy, it's '80s and it was one of my favourite movies when I was thirteen. Fright Night, directed and written by Tom Holland delivers a coming of age/vampire mash up like no other. Swinging between out dated visual effects and rife with teen awkwardness, Fright Night may not be a life changer but it is an enjoyable romp.
Charley Brewster is a huge horror fan and watches the horror TV series called Fright Night (that is hosted by a Vincent Price wannabe called Peter Vincent), religiously. One evening Charley makes a gruesome discovery, his new neighbour is a vampire, however no-one, not even his best friend Evil Ed, will believe him. Charley's only hope is Peter Vincent, surely he will believe Charley before the death toll rises any higher?
Roddy McDowall does a great job here as Peter Vincent and Stephen Geoffreys elevates the humour as Charley's best friend Evil Ed. Chris Sarandon delivers a plausible head vampire and William Ragsdale gives us just enough clueless teen to make it all work.
As I said, this film is not a game changer, just a bit of stupid vampiric fun that holds some sentimental value for me. However, be warned that if you are going to watch Fright Night, then make sure that you watch the original 1985 version because the remake is utter garbage!
FINAL SAY: Kill me before I turn into a vampire and give you a hickey.
3 Chilli Peppers
GHOSTBUSTERS
Release Date: 1984
Rating: PG
Running Time: 105 mins
A supernatural-comedy, directed by Ivan Reitman and written by Dan Akyroyd and Harold Ramis, Ghostbusters went onto receive massive critical and commercial success mostly due to it's groundbreaking special effects and intensely fun approach to scary material.
Originally, Aykroyd and Ramis had written roles specifically for John Belushi and John Candy into the script, but had to change them when Belushi died and Candy refused to commit to the project. Clearly, this was a huge blunder on Candy's behalf since the movie grossed over $295 million worldwide and went on to become a massive media franchise, that included a sequel, a television series, an animated series and several video games.
Three unemployed parapsychologists set up shop in an abandoned fire station and pose as 'Ghostbusters,' claiming that they can remove pesky ghosts and spirits from people's homes for money. When Dana Barrett (Sigourney Weaver) calls them out on a routine check, they have no idea that they are actually dealing with a gateway to another dimension, that when opened will release evil upon all of the world.
This is a really enjoyable supernatural comedy, the cast is fabulous, especially Bill Murray whose dead pan performance is insanely amusing. Even though the effects have dated a bit by today's standards, they are still decent and overall just add to the whole funky 80's vibe of the movie.
FINAL SAY: We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1984
Rating: PG
Running Time: 105 mins
A supernatural-comedy, directed by Ivan Reitman and written by Dan Akyroyd and Harold Ramis, Ghostbusters went onto receive massive critical and commercial success mostly due to it's groundbreaking special effects and intensely fun approach to scary material.
Originally, Aykroyd and Ramis had written roles specifically for John Belushi and John Candy into the script, but had to change them when Belushi died and Candy refused to commit to the project. Clearly, this was a huge blunder on Candy's behalf since the movie grossed over $295 million worldwide and went on to become a massive media franchise, that included a sequel, a television series, an animated series and several video games.
Three unemployed parapsychologists set up shop in an abandoned fire station and pose as 'Ghostbusters,' claiming that they can remove pesky ghosts and spirits from people's homes for money. When Dana Barrett (Sigourney Weaver) calls them out on a routine check, they have no idea that they are actually dealing with a gateway to another dimension, that when opened will release evil upon all of the world.
This is a really enjoyable supernatural comedy, the cast is fabulous, especially Bill Murray whose dead pan performance is insanely amusing. Even though the effects have dated a bit by today's standards, they are still decent and overall just add to the whole funky 80's vibe of the movie.
FINAL SAY: We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
CREEPSHOW
Release Date: 1982
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 120 mins
A black-comedy horror anthology film directed by George A. Romero and written by Stephen King, Creepshow is a homage to the EC and DC comic books of the 1950's and the stories are tied together with brief animated sequences that are generated to look like comic book tales.
There is a collection of short and grisly tales to sink your teeth into, all macabre and rife with bad '80's effects and sound effects which really makes for some quality retro horror viewing. I was absolutely hooked on the Creepshow series as a teen and watched the first and second instalments many, many times. There was even a third effort, released in 2007, that had no involvement from Romero or King, and is not worthy of anyone's time.
Many other short horror story series were spawned from the success of Creepshow including a string of Tales from the Darkside and Tales from the Crypt episodes, which are worth a viewing, but for the original retro feel, you just can't go past the terrifically funny and darkly disturbing original Creepshow offering.
FINAL SAY: Short tales of retro horror.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1982
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 120 mins
A black-comedy horror anthology film directed by George A. Romero and written by Stephen King, Creepshow is a homage to the EC and DC comic books of the 1950's and the stories are tied together with brief animated sequences that are generated to look like comic book tales.
There is a collection of short and grisly tales to sink your teeth into, all macabre and rife with bad '80's effects and sound effects which really makes for some quality retro horror viewing. I was absolutely hooked on the Creepshow series as a teen and watched the first and second instalments many, many times. There was even a third effort, released in 2007, that had no involvement from Romero or King, and is not worthy of anyone's time.
Many other short horror story series were spawned from the success of Creepshow including a string of Tales from the Darkside and Tales from the Crypt episodes, which are worth a viewing, but for the original retro feel, you just can't go past the terrifically funny and darkly disturbing original Creepshow offering.
FINAL SAY: Short tales of retro horror.
3 Chilli Peppers
THE EVIL DEAD TRILOGY:
THE EVIL DEAD
THE EVIL DEAD 2
ARMY OF DARKNESS
Release Date: 1981, 1987 and 1992
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 345 mins in total.
Don't even bother watching the 2013 version of The Evil Dead, the original version is the only way to go here. Written and directed by Sam Raimi The Evil Dead was the first in a long line of scary 'cabin in the woods' themed movies and it is the best and most original cult-classic of its kind. When the first installment was released in 1981 it terrified audiences with it's graphic violence and cutting edge effects and although it has dated a little, it is still a must see for all serious horror fans.
Five friends travel to a remote cabin in the woods and stupidly read from the Necronomicon aka The Book of the Dead, awakening an ancient evil that has the power to possess people and even the woods around them. That bloody Necronomicon, it gets 'em every time and the deadites - well they just keep on coming!
This film also launched Bruce Campbell's career and set him up for a lifetime of 'Ash' related adventures including two more Evil Dead installments - The Evil Dead 2, which tends to lean towards horror-comedy and Army of Darkness which is a full blown horror-comedy realisation. In my opinion, both sequels are also worthy viewing experiences and in 2015 the Starz network produced a very amusing spin-off TV series called Ash vs Evil Dead that ran for 3 seasons, which is also very worthy of your viewing time and a genuine treat for fans of the original trilogy.
Keep your eyes out for the annoying 'dead by dawn' chanting demon that resides under the floor, we used to call her the Avon lady when I was a kid because she's is so damn relentless!
FINAL SAY: Never, ever read from the Necronomicon.
4 Chilli Peppers
THE EVIL DEAD
THE EVIL DEAD 2
ARMY OF DARKNESS
Release Date: 1981, 1987 and 1992
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 345 mins in total.
Don't even bother watching the 2013 version of The Evil Dead, the original version is the only way to go here. Written and directed by Sam Raimi The Evil Dead was the first in a long line of scary 'cabin in the woods' themed movies and it is the best and most original cult-classic of its kind. When the first installment was released in 1981 it terrified audiences with it's graphic violence and cutting edge effects and although it has dated a little, it is still a must see for all serious horror fans.
Five friends travel to a remote cabin in the woods and stupidly read from the Necronomicon aka The Book of the Dead, awakening an ancient evil that has the power to possess people and even the woods around them. That bloody Necronomicon, it gets 'em every time and the deadites - well they just keep on coming!
This film also launched Bruce Campbell's career and set him up for a lifetime of 'Ash' related adventures including two more Evil Dead installments - The Evil Dead 2, which tends to lean towards horror-comedy and Army of Darkness which is a full blown horror-comedy realisation. In my opinion, both sequels are also worthy viewing experiences and in 2015 the Starz network produced a very amusing spin-off TV series called Ash vs Evil Dead that ran for 3 seasons, which is also very worthy of your viewing time and a genuine treat for fans of the original trilogy.
Keep your eyes out for the annoying 'dead by dawn' chanting demon that resides under the floor, we used to call her the Avon lady when I was a kid because she's is so damn relentless!
FINAL SAY: Never, ever read from the Necronomicon.
4 Chilli Peppers
AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON
Release Date: 1981
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 97 mins
A fabulous '80's horror comedy written and directed by John Landis, An American Werewolf in London quickly shot to cult status after winning the 1981 Saturn Award for Best Horror Film and even landed an Academy Award for Outstanding Achievement in Makeup. And it is easy to see why this movie got such notoriety; the effects were utterly gob-smacking in their time and the script is witty and intriguing, it's a true classic horror movie.
David and Jack are just two American college students backpacking through Britain, until one night when they are brutally attacked by a wolf. Jack is killed in the attack, and David survives only to discover that he has been completely changed by the event and that his dead friend Jack is not really resting in peace at all.
The horror is scary, the comedy is black and the effects are still unsettling even today, it's a really great watch.
FINAL SAY: Stick to the road.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1981
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 97 mins
A fabulous '80's horror comedy written and directed by John Landis, An American Werewolf in London quickly shot to cult status after winning the 1981 Saturn Award for Best Horror Film and even landed an Academy Award for Outstanding Achievement in Makeup. And it is easy to see why this movie got such notoriety; the effects were utterly gob-smacking in their time and the script is witty and intriguing, it's a true classic horror movie.
David and Jack are just two American college students backpacking through Britain, until one night when they are brutally attacked by a wolf. Jack is killed in the attack, and David survives only to discover that he has been completely changed by the event and that his dead friend Jack is not really resting in peace at all.
The horror is scary, the comedy is black and the effects are still unsettling even today, it's a really great watch.
FINAL SAY: Stick to the road.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
THE SHINING
Release Date: 1980
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 144 mins
If you haven't seen or heard about this movie yet then you must have been on a deserted island for a very long time! Slammed by critics upon its release and put up for two Razzie awards, The Shining was clearly a psychological horror well ahead of its time. This Stephen King classic novel, directed by Stanley Kubrick is now widely regarded as a masterpiece of horror; utterly chilling, haunting and gripping in every sense.
Jack Nicholson plays Jack Torrance, a writer that is relocating his wife and son to The Overlook Hotel to care take and write a bestseller, during the Winter shut-off period. Jack's son Danny is a psychic (he has the shining) and it causes him to see all manner of horrid things. Combine that with Jack's extreme cabin fever and you're in for some pretty strange happenings.
As the film progresses we witness the characters falling further and further into madness and despair. Suddenly this once beautiful hotel, takes on an ominous and terrifying presence of its own that appears determined to destroy the entire family.
Jack Nicholson is so unnerving as the demented father-gone-wrong, this is one husband that no woman would ever want! And Danny Lloyd delivers the ultimate creepy kid performance that will continue to unsettle viewers for years and years to come.
The Shining is without a doubt a cult classic that everyone should see, at least once.
FINAL SAY: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
4.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1980
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 144 mins
If you haven't seen or heard about this movie yet then you must have been on a deserted island for a very long time! Slammed by critics upon its release and put up for two Razzie awards, The Shining was clearly a psychological horror well ahead of its time. This Stephen King classic novel, directed by Stanley Kubrick is now widely regarded as a masterpiece of horror; utterly chilling, haunting and gripping in every sense.
Jack Nicholson plays Jack Torrance, a writer that is relocating his wife and son to The Overlook Hotel to care take and write a bestseller, during the Winter shut-off period. Jack's son Danny is a psychic (he has the shining) and it causes him to see all manner of horrid things. Combine that with Jack's extreme cabin fever and you're in for some pretty strange happenings.
As the film progresses we witness the characters falling further and further into madness and despair. Suddenly this once beautiful hotel, takes on an ominous and terrifying presence of its own that appears determined to destroy the entire family.
Jack Nicholson is so unnerving as the demented father-gone-wrong, this is one husband that no woman would ever want! And Danny Lloyd delivers the ultimate creepy kid performance that will continue to unsettle viewers for years and years to come.
The Shining is without a doubt a cult classic that everyone should see, at least once.
FINAL SAY: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
4.5 Chilli Peppers
HALLOWEEN
Release Date: 1978
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 91 mins
Anyone that knows me well also knows that slasher horror films are my least favourite of all the horror sub-genres. However, although Halloween is technically a slasher it was also the first film to launch a long line of other slasher films that followed, including the 13 instalments in the Halloween franchise. It also spawned the 'final girl' storyline through the long enduring character of Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) whom we have all come to know and love, and it has an unforgettable soundtrack that could give anyone the chills. So it is fair to say that Halloween is probably the best, most genuinely original and renowned slasher horror film of all time, and for that reason it would be downright negligent of me to not acknowledge the contribution that it has made to the horror movie industry over the last forty plus years.
Directed by John Carpenter, (who incidentally also wrote the movie's haunting soundtrack) Halloween tells the story of a deranged mental patient named Michael Myers. Myers was committed to a sanitarium for brutally murdering his baby-sitting sister when he was only six years old. Fifteen years later, Myers escapes the hospital facility on Halloween night and returns to his home town. Donning a bleached out William Shatner mask, Myer's swiftly commences 'getting his stab on' and embarks on a bloody rampage.
With a penchant for baby sitters (particularly Laurie Strode) and bloody big kitchen knives, Myer's has managed to stab, strangle and mutilate his way through 13 Halloween movie instalments, a video game, a novel and even a comic book series, and has become one of the most iconic horror figures in history. Are all of the films great? Absolutely not, in fact are some are downright comical because they are so bad, but as far as the original 1978 Halloween film goes, there is no denying that it was certainly horrifying in it's time and it does deserve at least one viewing in every serious horror fan's repertoire.
FINAL SAY: It's Halloween. Everyone's entitled to one good scare.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1978
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 91 mins
Anyone that knows me well also knows that slasher horror films are my least favourite of all the horror sub-genres. However, although Halloween is technically a slasher it was also the first film to launch a long line of other slasher films that followed, including the 13 instalments in the Halloween franchise. It also spawned the 'final girl' storyline through the long enduring character of Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) whom we have all come to know and love, and it has an unforgettable soundtrack that could give anyone the chills. So it is fair to say that Halloween is probably the best, most genuinely original and renowned slasher horror film of all time, and for that reason it would be downright negligent of me to not acknowledge the contribution that it has made to the horror movie industry over the last forty plus years.
Directed by John Carpenter, (who incidentally also wrote the movie's haunting soundtrack) Halloween tells the story of a deranged mental patient named Michael Myers. Myers was committed to a sanitarium for brutally murdering his baby-sitting sister when he was only six years old. Fifteen years later, Myers escapes the hospital facility on Halloween night and returns to his home town. Donning a bleached out William Shatner mask, Myer's swiftly commences 'getting his stab on' and embarks on a bloody rampage.
With a penchant for baby sitters (particularly Laurie Strode) and bloody big kitchen knives, Myer's has managed to stab, strangle and mutilate his way through 13 Halloween movie instalments, a video game, a novel and even a comic book series, and has become one of the most iconic horror figures in history. Are all of the films great? Absolutely not, in fact are some are downright comical because they are so bad, but as far as the original 1978 Halloween film goes, there is no denying that it was certainly horrifying in it's time and it does deserve at least one viewing in every serious horror fan's repertoire.
FINAL SAY: It's Halloween. Everyone's entitled to one good scare.
3 Chilli Peppers
SUSPIRIA
Release Date: 1977
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 92 mins
A classic Italian horror film directed by Dario Argento, and one of Argento's most successful feature films. Suspiria received great critical acclaim for it's visual and stylistic flair. The use of vibrant colours and high impact gothic-opera style music made it quickly rise to cult status and soon found it's way onto many 'must see' horror film lists.
Suzy (Jessica Harper) travels to Germany to join a prestigious ballet academy but soon realises that something insidious and supernatural is at play, as girls start to go missing and are murdered in a most grisly fashion.
This is truly riveting and deeply atmospheric horror, having watched it recently I can assure you that none of it's impact has been lost over the years. There is a sinister and unsettling tone to this movie that makes even mundane objects feel completely menacing. The colour contrasts and lighting are used brilliantly to enhance and disturb, and the soundtrack is hauntingly hypnotic and nightmarish. Completely visceral, violent and splashed with unnaturally bright red blood effects, this horror is one that you won't forget in a hurry.
FINAL SAY: Do you know anything about witches?
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1977
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 92 mins
A classic Italian horror film directed by Dario Argento, and one of Argento's most successful feature films. Suspiria received great critical acclaim for it's visual and stylistic flair. The use of vibrant colours and high impact gothic-opera style music made it quickly rise to cult status and soon found it's way onto many 'must see' horror film lists.
Suzy (Jessica Harper) travels to Germany to join a prestigious ballet academy but soon realises that something insidious and supernatural is at play, as girls start to go missing and are murdered in a most grisly fashion.
This is truly riveting and deeply atmospheric horror, having watched it recently I can assure you that none of it's impact has been lost over the years. There is a sinister and unsettling tone to this movie that makes even mundane objects feel completely menacing. The colour contrasts and lighting are used brilliantly to enhance and disturb, and the soundtrack is hauntingly hypnotic and nightmarish. Completely visceral, violent and splashed with unnaturally bright red blood effects, this horror is one that you won't forget in a hurry.
FINAL SAY: Do you know anything about witches?
3.5 Chilli Peppers
CARRIE
Release Date: 1976
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 98 mins
Based on Stephen King's first major novel of the same name and directed by Brian De Palma, Carrie tells a grim tale about a confused teenager that is being abused by her religiously fanatical mother because she has powers of telekinesis, or 'witchcraft' in her mother's eyes. When a group of her peers push her too far, Carrie uses her powers to exact revenge.
I think that it is Sissy Spacek's riveting portrayal of naive Carrie White that got this movie onto my list, she was even nominated for a Best Actress Academy Award, and she truly owns this film. The prom scene will go down in history as one of the best known horror scenes of all time, and in it's time it did shocked and frightened people.
A word of warning, stay away from the 2013 remake or any sequel that is riding on the original Carrie's coat-tails, it's the 1976 version or nothing here.
FINAL SAY: Go to your closet and pray for forgiveness.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1976
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 98 mins
Based on Stephen King's first major novel of the same name and directed by Brian De Palma, Carrie tells a grim tale about a confused teenager that is being abused by her religiously fanatical mother because she has powers of telekinesis, or 'witchcraft' in her mother's eyes. When a group of her peers push her too far, Carrie uses her powers to exact revenge.
I think that it is Sissy Spacek's riveting portrayal of naive Carrie White that got this movie onto my list, she was even nominated for a Best Actress Academy Award, and she truly owns this film. The prom scene will go down in history as one of the best known horror scenes of all time, and in it's time it did shocked and frightened people.
A word of warning, stay away from the 2013 remake or any sequel that is riding on the original Carrie's coat-tails, it's the 1976 version or nothing here.
FINAL SAY: Go to your closet and pray for forgiveness.
3 Chilli Peppers
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE
Release Date: 1974
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 83 mins
I'm not huge fan of hack and slash horror movies in general, I rarely like to watch them because they are usually pretty nasty and all too often they are riddled with sexist and racial undertones that bother me intensely. However, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre began a string of 'rednecks gone wrong' homage movies that are still being produced today, and all of them pale in comparison to the original and only version worth seeing.
A group of friends fall victim to a sadistic and cannibalistic family on their way to a remote homestead, the worst of them being the chainsaw toting nutter Leatherface.
Although it was marketed as a true story to increase audiences, this is a completely fictional plot; however, the character of Leatherface and minor details were inspired by the crimes of real-life murderer Ed Gein.
It's exactly what you would expect, lots of running and screaming and blood and gore, but it's a classic for sure and if you've the stomach for it, it's a worthy horror watch.
FINAL SAY: My family's always been in meat.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1974
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 83 mins
I'm not huge fan of hack and slash horror movies in general, I rarely like to watch them because they are usually pretty nasty and all too often they are riddled with sexist and racial undertones that bother me intensely. However, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre began a string of 'rednecks gone wrong' homage movies that are still being produced today, and all of them pale in comparison to the original and only version worth seeing.
A group of friends fall victim to a sadistic and cannibalistic family on their way to a remote homestead, the worst of them being the chainsaw toting nutter Leatherface.
Although it was marketed as a true story to increase audiences, this is a completely fictional plot; however, the character of Leatherface and minor details were inspired by the crimes of real-life murderer Ed Gein.
It's exactly what you would expect, lots of running and screaming and blood and gore, but it's a classic for sure and if you've the stomach for it, it's a worthy horror watch.
FINAL SAY: My family's always been in meat.
3 Chilli Peppers
THE EXORCIST
Release Date: 1973
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 122 mins
Probably fair to say that it wouldn't really be a horror list if Linda Blair's head spinning, green vomit covered possessed character didn't get a look in. Everyone knows the premise of this story, a girl gets possessed, the ancient evil inside of her then relentlessly tortures her and her family with a circus of vulgarities and barrage of contortions. Eventually, the local priest and an exorcist have to be called in to try and rid them all of this sinister evil. Easier said then done, as you would imagine, the evil isn't very compliant.
In true 70's style horror, this has a slow burning tone that gives you just enough shocks to keep you glued to your chair. Ellen Burstyn is absolutely amazing as the tormented mother, and her terror seems so genuine that you can't help being sucked into the dark theme of this good vs evil story.
It is unsettling viewing at its best and the sounds that come out that little body are hauntingly evil, no real horror fan should miss it, it really did rock the world when it was released and still stands as one of the scariest films that has ever made.
FINAL SAY: The power of Christ compels you.
4.5 Chilli peppers
Release Date: 1973
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 122 mins
Probably fair to say that it wouldn't really be a horror list if Linda Blair's head spinning, green vomit covered possessed character didn't get a look in. Everyone knows the premise of this story, a girl gets possessed, the ancient evil inside of her then relentlessly tortures her and her family with a circus of vulgarities and barrage of contortions. Eventually, the local priest and an exorcist have to be called in to try and rid them all of this sinister evil. Easier said then done, as you would imagine, the evil isn't very compliant.
In true 70's style horror, this has a slow burning tone that gives you just enough shocks to keep you glued to your chair. Ellen Burstyn is absolutely amazing as the tormented mother, and her terror seems so genuine that you can't help being sucked into the dark theme of this good vs evil story.
It is unsettling viewing at its best and the sounds that come out that little body are hauntingly evil, no real horror fan should miss it, it really did rock the world when it was released and still stands as one of the scariest films that has ever made.
FINAL SAY: The power of Christ compels you.
4.5 Chilli peppers
ROSEMARY'S BABY
Release Date: 1968
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 136 mins
A truly brilliant psychological horror from Roman Polanski. Rosemary's Baby is a modern gothic tale, dark and mysterious and set in hip 1960's Manhattan; this is a film that will get you thinking and leave you thinking long after the credits have rolled.
Rosemary and husband Guy are expecting their first child and have just moved into a new apartment. They are quickly befriended by an enthusiastic elderly couple who also live in the building, Roman and Minnie. However, Rosemary soon becomes suspicious of their motivations and what follows is a series of eerie interludes and states of increasing paranoia.
This is thinking man's horror, subtle and disturbing in every way. Unlike so many horror films of the 60's and 70's, this film is not reliant on anything crass or cheap, there is a sophistication in its insidious tone that horror films struggle to match even today.
Mia Farrow is very convincing as Rosemary, her slight frame making her an even more vulnerable target. And Ruth Gordon steals the show as the fast talking oldie Minnie. Not just for horror fans, Rosemary's Baby is worthy cinema for all.
FINAL SAY: Chalky Chocolate Mousse.
5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1968
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 136 mins
A truly brilliant psychological horror from Roman Polanski. Rosemary's Baby is a modern gothic tale, dark and mysterious and set in hip 1960's Manhattan; this is a film that will get you thinking and leave you thinking long after the credits have rolled.
Rosemary and husband Guy are expecting their first child and have just moved into a new apartment. They are quickly befriended by an enthusiastic elderly couple who also live in the building, Roman and Minnie. However, Rosemary soon becomes suspicious of their motivations and what follows is a series of eerie interludes and states of increasing paranoia.
This is thinking man's horror, subtle and disturbing in every way. Unlike so many horror films of the 60's and 70's, this film is not reliant on anything crass or cheap, there is a sophistication in its insidious tone that horror films struggle to match even today.
Mia Farrow is very convincing as Rosemary, her slight frame making her an even more vulnerable target. And Ruth Gordon steals the show as the fast talking oldie Minnie. Not just for horror fans, Rosemary's Baby is worthy cinema for all.
FINAL SAY: Chalky Chocolate Mousse.
5 Chilli Peppers
THE BIRDS
Release Date: 1963
Rating: M
Running Time: 119 mins
I cut my horror-loving teeth on this Alfred Hitchcock classic. The master of suspense horror really drew me in with this tale of birds gone wrong. All of the creepy depictions of menacing roosting fowl in this movie are truly terrifying and for that reason The Birds will always be one of my favourite classic horror films of all time.
Socialite Melanie Daniels (Tippi Hedren) purchases a pair of lovebirds for a client's sister's eleventh birthday gift, utterly unaware that this is NOT the time to be purchasing birds of any kind. For some unknown reason, all things avian have gone completely bonkers and are starting to attack people. Clearly out for blood (and eyeballs) the birds gather in increasing numbers and start to create havoc for the residents of Bodega Bay, California.
Like all good Hitchcock films, the slow burning suspense gives audiences just enough scares to keep them on their toes. And trust me, after seeing this movie you will never see a murder of crows and not have a second glance over your shoulder at them ever again!
FINAL SAY: Suddenly, I never want a pet budgie!
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1963
Rating: M
Running Time: 119 mins
I cut my horror-loving teeth on this Alfred Hitchcock classic. The master of suspense horror really drew me in with this tale of birds gone wrong. All of the creepy depictions of menacing roosting fowl in this movie are truly terrifying and for that reason The Birds will always be one of my favourite classic horror films of all time.
Socialite Melanie Daniels (Tippi Hedren) purchases a pair of lovebirds for a client's sister's eleventh birthday gift, utterly unaware that this is NOT the time to be purchasing birds of any kind. For some unknown reason, all things avian have gone completely bonkers and are starting to attack people. Clearly out for blood (and eyeballs) the birds gather in increasing numbers and start to create havoc for the residents of Bodega Bay, California.
Like all good Hitchcock films, the slow burning suspense gives audiences just enough scares to keep them on their toes. And trust me, after seeing this movie you will never see a murder of crows and not have a second glance over your shoulder at them ever again!
FINAL SAY: Suddenly, I never want a pet budgie!
4 Chilli Peppers
PSYCHO
Release Date: 1960
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 109 mins
Gus Van Sant had an unnecessary try at remaking this classic in 1988, firstly I will never understand why he did that, and secondly it wasn't nearly as good as the black and white original. Stylishly directed by Alfred Hitchcock, this horror/mystery has enough seedy goings on to sate anyone's need for a creeping out. This movie is now considered to be the best work that Hitchcock ever produced and has been praise as a work of cinematic art by film scholars and international film critics.
The film centres on an encounter between an embezzling secretary (Janet Leigh) and a disturbed motel owner (Anthony Perkins) named Norman. At the secluded Bates Hotel, things are certainly not as they seem and Norman 's penchant for taxidermy and his relationship with his mother are all pretty odd to say the least.
Black and white can't even hinder the blood red effects of that shower scene! If you haven't been to the Bates Motel yet, you really need to check yourself in, it's a hell of a stay!
FINAL SAY: We all go a little mad sometimes, haven't you?
4.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1960
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 109 mins
Gus Van Sant had an unnecessary try at remaking this classic in 1988, firstly I will never understand why he did that, and secondly it wasn't nearly as good as the black and white original. Stylishly directed by Alfred Hitchcock, this horror/mystery has enough seedy goings on to sate anyone's need for a creeping out. This movie is now considered to be the best work that Hitchcock ever produced and has been praise as a work of cinematic art by film scholars and international film critics.
The film centres on an encounter between an embezzling secretary (Janet Leigh) and a disturbed motel owner (Anthony Perkins) named Norman. At the secluded Bates Hotel, things are certainly not as they seem and Norman 's penchant for taxidermy and his relationship with his mother are all pretty odd to say the least.
Black and white can't even hinder the blood red effects of that shower scene! If you haven't been to the Bates Motel yet, you really need to check yourself in, it's a hell of a stay!
FINAL SAY: We all go a little mad sometimes, haven't you?
4.5 Chilli Peppers
NOSFERATU: A SYMPHONY OF HORROR
Release Date: 1922
Rating: M
Running Time: 60 mins
A pioneering film in the silent German expressionist movement, F.W. Murnau's Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror (not to be confused with Werner Herzog's 1979 remake) is still a deeply effecting horror tale, even by today standards. As an unauthorised adaption of Bram Stoker's Dracula, Nosferatu delivers a delightfully sinister romp into the dark world the vampire.
Mysterious Count Orlok lures relator Thomas Hutter to his castle in the remote mountainous countryside of Transylvania because he wishes to purchase a property in Hutter's home town of Wisbourg. Whilst he stays at the castle, Hutter becomes more and more disturbed by the strange goings on and eventually discovers that Orlok is not merely a man at all. When the Count sees an image of Ellen (Hutter's wife) he is instantly smitten and travels by ship to take up his new residence in Wisbourg and claim Hutter's wife as his own.
Without a doubt Max Schreck who plays Count Orlok may be one of the creepiest villains to have ever graced the silver screen. One hundred years on from it's initial release date, Nosferatu is still a haunting and hypnotically distressing piece of horror history that should not be missed.
FINAL SAY: Your wife has such a beautiful neck...
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1922
Rating: M
Running Time: 60 mins
A pioneering film in the silent German expressionist movement, F.W. Murnau's Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror (not to be confused with Werner Herzog's 1979 remake) is still a deeply effecting horror tale, even by today standards. As an unauthorised adaption of Bram Stoker's Dracula, Nosferatu delivers a delightfully sinister romp into the dark world the vampire.
Mysterious Count Orlok lures relator Thomas Hutter to his castle in the remote mountainous countryside of Transylvania because he wishes to purchase a property in Hutter's home town of Wisbourg. Whilst he stays at the castle, Hutter becomes more and more disturbed by the strange goings on and eventually discovers that Orlok is not merely a man at all. When the Count sees an image of Ellen (Hutter's wife) he is instantly smitten and travels by ship to take up his new residence in Wisbourg and claim Hutter's wife as his own.
Without a doubt Max Schreck who plays Count Orlok may be one of the creepiest villains to have ever graced the silver screen. One hundred years on from it's initial release date, Nosferatu is still a haunting and hypnotically distressing piece of horror history that should not be missed.
FINAL SAY: Your wife has such a beautiful neck...
4 Chilli Peppers