TO INFINITY AND BEYOND
LEAVE THE WORLD BEHIND
Release Date: 2023
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 138 mins
An apocalyptic thriller with an all star cast that was produced, written and directed by Sam Esmail, who is best known for his epic work on the television series Mr Robot. The strength of Leave The World Behind really lies in the performances, everyone is delivering exceptionally well in this film, which elevates the simple and quite eerie storyline to greater heights because of that.
A family heads away for an unplanned holiday at a remote rental that guarantees that you can 'leave the world behind' when you stay there. Keen for some respite the family rush there and attempt to settle in for some down time when the owners of the establishment arrive unannounced, asking to re-enter their home due to black outs and strange occurrences that are happening in the city.
As with all apocalyptic movies, things go from bad to worse pretty quickly, but in subtle and increasing ways. The whole thing unfolds in an unsettling fashion, but what I loved most about the film was that it was actually implying that America is a completely screwed up country that lacks the ability to save itself when push comes to shove. This is very far removed from the 'Americans save the world' apocalyptic tropes that we have been spoon fed for decades, and honestly it was refreshing.
As I said earlier, the cast is terrific, with notable performances from Julia Roberts, Mahershala Ali, Ethan Hawke and Kevin Bacon and I do recommend a watch, especially if you enjoy apocalyptic tales.
FINAL SAY: There is no going back to normal.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2023
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 138 mins
An apocalyptic thriller with an all star cast that was produced, written and directed by Sam Esmail, who is best known for his epic work on the television series Mr Robot. The strength of Leave The World Behind really lies in the performances, everyone is delivering exceptionally well in this film, which elevates the simple and quite eerie storyline to greater heights because of that.
A family heads away for an unplanned holiday at a remote rental that guarantees that you can 'leave the world behind' when you stay there. Keen for some respite the family rush there and attempt to settle in for some down time when the owners of the establishment arrive unannounced, asking to re-enter their home due to black outs and strange occurrences that are happening in the city.
As with all apocalyptic movies, things go from bad to worse pretty quickly, but in subtle and increasing ways. The whole thing unfolds in an unsettling fashion, but what I loved most about the film was that it was actually implying that America is a completely screwed up country that lacks the ability to save itself when push comes to shove. This is very far removed from the 'Americans save the world' apocalyptic tropes that we have been spoon fed for decades, and honestly it was refreshing.
As I said earlier, the cast is terrific, with notable performances from Julia Roberts, Mahershala Ali, Ethan Hawke and Kevin Bacon and I do recommend a watch, especially if you enjoy apocalyptic tales.
FINAL SAY: There is no going back to normal.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES
Release Date: 2023
Rating: M
Running Time: 134 mins
Sometimes you just want to watch a movie and have a bit of fun with it, no over-thinking or analysis required, just a 'sit back and enjoy' kind of a time. Well Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves certainly offers viewers that experience. This action adventure film, that is based on the role-play game of the same name, is a definite crowd pleaser and a well-cast slice of fantasy fun.
A charismatic thief and a band of misfit and magical characters embark on a quest to retrieve a lost relic; and soon find themselves running into many dangers and disasters along the way.
Of course there is a quest, and magic, and adventure; what else would you expect from a Dungeons and Dragons movie? What I didn't expect was for it to be so amusing, charming and enjoyable. The visual effects are terrific, the costumes and attention to character detail are impressive and the cast are remarkably good and extremely well cast. Chris Pine and Michelle Rodriguez are at their best here and they are handsomely supported by an adorable Sophia Lillis, a villainous Hugh Grant and almost unrecognisably evil Daisy Head.
Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves is easily as good as Guardians of the Galaxy in my mind, with less Spaceballs antics and more LOTR fantasy sprinkled in. Just have fun with it.
FINAL SAY: This isn't some bedtime story; this is the real world!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2023
Rating: M
Running Time: 134 mins
Sometimes you just want to watch a movie and have a bit of fun with it, no over-thinking or analysis required, just a 'sit back and enjoy' kind of a time. Well Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves certainly offers viewers that experience. This action adventure film, that is based on the role-play game of the same name, is a definite crowd pleaser and a well-cast slice of fantasy fun.
A charismatic thief and a band of misfit and magical characters embark on a quest to retrieve a lost relic; and soon find themselves running into many dangers and disasters along the way.
Of course there is a quest, and magic, and adventure; what else would you expect from a Dungeons and Dragons movie? What I didn't expect was for it to be so amusing, charming and enjoyable. The visual effects are terrific, the costumes and attention to character detail are impressive and the cast are remarkably good and extremely well cast. Chris Pine and Michelle Rodriguez are at their best here and they are handsomely supported by an adorable Sophia Lillis, a villainous Hugh Grant and almost unrecognisably evil Daisy Head.
Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves is easily as good as Guardians of the Galaxy in my mind, with less Spaceballs antics and more LOTR fantasy sprinkled in. Just have fun with it.
FINAL SAY: This isn't some bedtime story; this is the real world!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
NOPE
Release Date: 2022
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 130 mins
Jordan Peele delivers a unique mix of sci-fi suspense and horror that is destined to become a cult classic with Nope. With elements of early '80s Spielberg and a big nod to classic sci-fi monster horror, Nope manages to be sharp, funny and creepy in ways that the sci-fi/ horror genre hasn't been in a very long time.
Em and OJ Haywood have inherited their father's ranch after he is killed in a freak accident on the property. The two attempt to keep the family legacy afloat by selling horses to a nearby Western Theme Park, however, at night, strange and inexplicable things are occurring and their horses are being effected.
This sounds like a simple story, but it really isn't. There is also a second story running along side that invokes a chimpanzee and a '90s sitcom TV program, but I really don't want to spoil anything for you. In fact the less you know the better here. I went in blind and thoroughly enjoyed the ride.
The cast is really strong here with Keke Palmer, Daniel Kaluuya, Brandon Perea and Steven Yeun all giving terrific performances. Michael Wincott is also fabulous as the creative film-maker and Keith David rounds things out perfectly as the Haywood patriarch and ranch owner Otis Haywood.
Teamed with excellent special effects and unnerving sound effects, Nope will stick with you and have you pondering the clouds more than you did before you saw this film.
FINAL SAY: Yeah, nah nah nah.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2022
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 130 mins
Jordan Peele delivers a unique mix of sci-fi suspense and horror that is destined to become a cult classic with Nope. With elements of early '80s Spielberg and a big nod to classic sci-fi monster horror, Nope manages to be sharp, funny and creepy in ways that the sci-fi/ horror genre hasn't been in a very long time.
Em and OJ Haywood have inherited their father's ranch after he is killed in a freak accident on the property. The two attempt to keep the family legacy afloat by selling horses to a nearby Western Theme Park, however, at night, strange and inexplicable things are occurring and their horses are being effected.
This sounds like a simple story, but it really isn't. There is also a second story running along side that invokes a chimpanzee and a '90s sitcom TV program, but I really don't want to spoil anything for you. In fact the less you know the better here. I went in blind and thoroughly enjoyed the ride.
The cast is really strong here with Keke Palmer, Daniel Kaluuya, Brandon Perea and Steven Yeun all giving terrific performances. Michael Wincott is also fabulous as the creative film-maker and Keith David rounds things out perfectly as the Haywood patriarch and ranch owner Otis Haywood.
Teamed with excellent special effects and unnerving sound effects, Nope will stick with you and have you pondering the clouds more than you did before you saw this film.
FINAL SAY: Yeah, nah nah nah.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
THOR: LOVE AND THUNDER
Release Date: 2022
Rating: M
Running Time: 125 mins
Another Marvel film (the 29th in the Marvel Cinematic Universe to be precise - but who is counting right?) and a direct sequel to Thor: Ragnarok (2017). This instalment, directed by Taika Waititi takes some interesting and wacky new directions and surprisingly even has a romance element to the story line.
Thor and his clan of trusty side kicks must face a new foe called Gorr- The God Butcher. Wielding the powerful Necro-sword, Gorr abducts all of the children from Asgard and plans to open the portal to Eternity which will grant him any wish that he desires. Thor attempts to enlist the help of other Gods to assist him in defeating Gorr.
Featuring The Guardians of the Galaxy and some other old favourites from the Thor films like Valkyrie and Korg, there is plenty to like about this latest instalment. Natalie Portman is back as Jane Foster with a surprise twist, Christian Bale practically steals the show as Gorr - The God Butcher, Chris Hemsworth delivers Thor with his usual levels of good humour and ego, Taikia Waititi himself reprises his role of the Kronan gladiator rock-man Korg, and Tessa Thompson shines as Valkyrie. Russell Crowe makes an appearance as well, but I'd hate to spoil that gem for you!
The soundtrack is saturated in Guns n' Roses hits, the characters present with equal parts charm and awkwardness and don't even get me started on the giant screaming goats, rainbow highway or kaftan wearing, meditating Thor. Love and Thunder is truly madness and magic of the best kind; in short, it's totally great fun!
FINAL SAY: I want to choose my own path, live in the moment. My superhero-ing days are over.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2022
Rating: M
Running Time: 125 mins
Another Marvel film (the 29th in the Marvel Cinematic Universe to be precise - but who is counting right?) and a direct sequel to Thor: Ragnarok (2017). This instalment, directed by Taika Waititi takes some interesting and wacky new directions and surprisingly even has a romance element to the story line.
Thor and his clan of trusty side kicks must face a new foe called Gorr- The God Butcher. Wielding the powerful Necro-sword, Gorr abducts all of the children from Asgard and plans to open the portal to Eternity which will grant him any wish that he desires. Thor attempts to enlist the help of other Gods to assist him in defeating Gorr.
Featuring The Guardians of the Galaxy and some other old favourites from the Thor films like Valkyrie and Korg, there is plenty to like about this latest instalment. Natalie Portman is back as Jane Foster with a surprise twist, Christian Bale practically steals the show as Gorr - The God Butcher, Chris Hemsworth delivers Thor with his usual levels of good humour and ego, Taikia Waititi himself reprises his role of the Kronan gladiator rock-man Korg, and Tessa Thompson shines as Valkyrie. Russell Crowe makes an appearance as well, but I'd hate to spoil that gem for you!
The soundtrack is saturated in Guns n' Roses hits, the characters present with equal parts charm and awkwardness and don't even get me started on the giant screaming goats, rainbow highway or kaftan wearing, meditating Thor. Love and Thunder is truly madness and magic of the best kind; in short, it's totally great fun!
FINAL SAY: I want to choose my own path, live in the moment. My superhero-ing days are over.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS
Release Date: 2022
Rating: M
Running Time: 126 mins
Ever wondered what would happen if Marvel got together with Evil Dead director Sam Raimi? Well, wonder no more because that is exactly what you will get with Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness. Following in the footsteps of Spiderman: No Way Home, Marvel again takes a deep dive into their newest fascination topic 'The Multiverse.' And this time, with Raimi at the helm, it feels a lot darker. And although it is a mish-mash of styles and ideas, it is literally called The Multiverse of Madness, so what else would you expect?
Doctor Strange must protect America Chavez; a teenage girl with the unique ability to travel within the multiverse, from the evil clutches of Wanda Maximoff (aka Scarlet Witch). Wanda plans to steal this powerful ability from America for sinister intents and purposes.
I'm not gonna lie, I really enjoyed this film. Raimi has done an excellent job of telling a visually challenging story and it marries so perfectly to the previously created multiverse Marvel chapters. Benedict Cumberbatch is terrific as Doctor Strange and Elizabeth Olsen fully embodies all of her evil potential as the Scarlet Witch and even Xochiti Gomez shines as America Chavez. Keep your eye out for Bruce Campbell's cameo appearance as Pizza Poppa, it's a definite nod to Raimi's roots in cinema.
FINAL SAY: Just because someone stumbles and loses their way doesn't mean they're lost forever.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2022
Rating: M
Running Time: 126 mins
Ever wondered what would happen if Marvel got together with Evil Dead director Sam Raimi? Well, wonder no more because that is exactly what you will get with Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness. Following in the footsteps of Spiderman: No Way Home, Marvel again takes a deep dive into their newest fascination topic 'The Multiverse.' And this time, with Raimi at the helm, it feels a lot darker. And although it is a mish-mash of styles and ideas, it is literally called The Multiverse of Madness, so what else would you expect?
Doctor Strange must protect America Chavez; a teenage girl with the unique ability to travel within the multiverse, from the evil clutches of Wanda Maximoff (aka Scarlet Witch). Wanda plans to steal this powerful ability from America for sinister intents and purposes.
I'm not gonna lie, I really enjoyed this film. Raimi has done an excellent job of telling a visually challenging story and it marries so perfectly to the previously created multiverse Marvel chapters. Benedict Cumberbatch is terrific as Doctor Strange and Elizabeth Olsen fully embodies all of her evil potential as the Scarlet Witch and even Xochiti Gomez shines as America Chavez. Keep your eye out for Bruce Campbell's cameo appearance as Pizza Poppa, it's a definite nod to Raimi's roots in cinema.
FINAL SAY: Just because someone stumbles and loses their way doesn't mean they're lost forever.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
THE BATMAN
Release Date: 2022
Rating: M
Running Time: 176 mins
The latest offering in the DC comic world, The Batman directed by Matt Reeves plunges us back into the seedy underbelly of Gotham City in perhaps the most gothic and dark portrayal of Batman so far. It was universally praised by fans and critics alike for it performances, score and cinematography and quickly became one of the highest grossing films of 2022.
A masked psychopath calling himself the Riddler begins a grisly killing spree across Gotham City, leaving notes for the Batman at every crime scene. Batman must try to uncover the true identity of the Riddler and put his diabolical plans to an end before more lives are lost.
All of the original villains are back in action here with The Penguin, Cat woman and the Riddler all making an appearance and they are a far cry from their first portrayals in the Tim Burton originals. In fact the entire Batman franchise has shifted gear again; moving further into the realms of lavish noir and further from the comic book cheap thrills of its earlier days.
Across the board the cast is fantastic, with notable efforts from Zoe Kravitz, Paul Dano, Andy Serkis, John Turturro and Colin Farrell. Robert Pattinson has the lead role and portrays Batman with an entirely new level of broody emo that the character was missing from previous instalments. And although this is not my favourite Batman movie, I do think that Pattinson may be my favourite Batman to date.
Almost as good as The Dark Knight, and certainly as visually appealing, The Batman although clearly overlong, is a worthy and enjoyable superhero watch.
FINAL SAY: Fear is a tool. When that light hits the sky, it's not just a call. It's a warning.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2022
Rating: M
Running Time: 176 mins
The latest offering in the DC comic world, The Batman directed by Matt Reeves plunges us back into the seedy underbelly of Gotham City in perhaps the most gothic and dark portrayal of Batman so far. It was universally praised by fans and critics alike for it performances, score and cinematography and quickly became one of the highest grossing films of 2022.
A masked psychopath calling himself the Riddler begins a grisly killing spree across Gotham City, leaving notes for the Batman at every crime scene. Batman must try to uncover the true identity of the Riddler and put his diabolical plans to an end before more lives are lost.
All of the original villains are back in action here with The Penguin, Cat woman and the Riddler all making an appearance and they are a far cry from their first portrayals in the Tim Burton originals. In fact the entire Batman franchise has shifted gear again; moving further into the realms of lavish noir and further from the comic book cheap thrills of its earlier days.
Across the board the cast is fantastic, with notable efforts from Zoe Kravitz, Paul Dano, Andy Serkis, John Turturro and Colin Farrell. Robert Pattinson has the lead role and portrays Batman with an entirely new level of broody emo that the character was missing from previous instalments. And although this is not my favourite Batman movie, I do think that Pattinson may be my favourite Batman to date.
Almost as good as The Dark Knight, and certainly as visually appealing, The Batman although clearly overlong, is a worthy and enjoyable superhero watch.
FINAL SAY: Fear is a tool. When that light hits the sky, it's not just a call. It's a warning.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
SILENT NIGHT
Release Date: 2021
Rating: M
Running Time: 92 mins
If it's fuzzy, feel-good Christmas viewing material that you after, then don't look here! Silent Night, written and directed by Camille Griffin, is certainly not fuzzy or feel-good in any way, we found that out the hard way when we chose to watch this the week before Christmas and got a little more than we had bargained for. However, if you like apocalyptic tales of terror and doom, them this will be right up your alley.
This Christmas is a super special occasion for a group of friends who meet up every year, and that is because there is an imminent, deadly and unavoidable environmental catastrophe due to arrive within the next 24 hours.. The British government has issued suicide pills for a quick and easy death before the cloud hits Britain. As their final hours roll around, the friends and their children wrestle with their mortality and the morality of their situation.
This film is terrifically cast with Matthew Goode, Keira Knightley, Roman Griffin Davis and Annabelle Wallis heading the line up, but in truth the entire cast carry this tale to new dimensions, and even the children are superb here.
Silent Night may not be the brightest pre-Christmas watch, but it does pack an unforgettable punch.
FINAL SAY:
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2021
Rating: M
Running Time: 92 mins
If it's fuzzy, feel-good Christmas viewing material that you after, then don't look here! Silent Night, written and directed by Camille Griffin, is certainly not fuzzy or feel-good in any way, we found that out the hard way when we chose to watch this the week before Christmas and got a little more than we had bargained for. However, if you like apocalyptic tales of terror and doom, them this will be right up your alley.
This Christmas is a super special occasion for a group of friends who meet up every year, and that is because there is an imminent, deadly and unavoidable environmental catastrophe due to arrive within the next 24 hours.. The British government has issued suicide pills for a quick and easy death before the cloud hits Britain. As their final hours roll around, the friends and their children wrestle with their mortality and the morality of their situation.
This film is terrifically cast with Matthew Goode, Keira Knightley, Roman Griffin Davis and Annabelle Wallis heading the line up, but in truth the entire cast carry this tale to new dimensions, and even the children are superb here.
Silent Night may not be the brightest pre-Christmas watch, but it does pack an unforgettable punch.
FINAL SAY:
3 Chilli Peppers
DON'T LOOK UP
Release Date: 2021
Rating: M
Running Time: 138 mins
An American satirical science fiction film, written, produced and directed by Adam McKay that hosts a massive ensemble cast of Oscar winning actors and comedians. After receiving mixed review from critics upon it's release in December 2021, Don't Look Up went on to become a cult favourite, receiving four Golden Globe nominations and making the top ten movie list of 2021 from The National Board of Review and American Film Institute.
Two astronomers attempt to warn humanity that a giant comet is on a collision course with Earth that will set about the total destruction of human civilization. However, with a world that is more invested in what pop culture icons are doing with their spare time, the fatal news is not properly received or heard.
In my opinion this is one of the funniest and sadly also one of the most depressingly accurate films of the year. Slammed for being too heavy handed about total world annihilation, I think that this film was lost on people that don't have a good sense of humour, because it made me laugh out loud so many times. Sure it's not joyful material and the overall message about what the general population have the capacity to digest is undoubtedly provoking, but it is a science fiction comedy for goodness sake, so just have fun with it!
The cast is insanely good here, from Meryl Streep to Leonardo DiCaprio to Jennifer Lawrence; to name but a few, the performances are solid and the story is genuinely engaging and entertaining. I really liked this movie and it will probably make my top ten of 2021 as well.
FINAL SAY: You guys, the truth is way more depressing.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2021
Rating: M
Running Time: 138 mins
An American satirical science fiction film, written, produced and directed by Adam McKay that hosts a massive ensemble cast of Oscar winning actors and comedians. After receiving mixed review from critics upon it's release in December 2021, Don't Look Up went on to become a cult favourite, receiving four Golden Globe nominations and making the top ten movie list of 2021 from The National Board of Review and American Film Institute.
Two astronomers attempt to warn humanity that a giant comet is on a collision course with Earth that will set about the total destruction of human civilization. However, with a world that is more invested in what pop culture icons are doing with their spare time, the fatal news is not properly received or heard.
In my opinion this is one of the funniest and sadly also one of the most depressingly accurate films of the year. Slammed for being too heavy handed about total world annihilation, I think that this film was lost on people that don't have a good sense of humour, because it made me laugh out loud so many times. Sure it's not joyful material and the overall message about what the general population have the capacity to digest is undoubtedly provoking, but it is a science fiction comedy for goodness sake, so just have fun with it!
The cast is insanely good here, from Meryl Streep to Leonardo DiCaprio to Jennifer Lawrence; to name but a few, the performances are solid and the story is genuinely engaging and entertaining. I really liked this movie and it will probably make my top ten of 2021 as well.
FINAL SAY: You guys, the truth is way more depressing.
4 Chilli Peppers
DUNE: PART ONE
Release Date: 2021
Rating: M
Running Time: 155 mins
Easily the most anticipated movie of 2021, Dune: Part One was originally scheduled for release in 2020 but was delayed due to the COVID-19 pandemic which only served to heighten the hype around this blockbuster science fiction film. The third attempt at an adaptation of Frank Herbert's epic novel, Denis Villeneuve's Dune: Part One sports a massive ensemble cast and some unforgettably spectacular visuals whilst also managing to deliver something that could best be described as ambitious and seriously intriguing.
Paul Atreides has valuable magical abilities that he inherited from his mother, but he is also the heir to a noble family bloodline. The House Atreides has been tasked with ruling an inhospitable world where the only thing of value is "spice," a magical substance with many uses that is also capable of extending life and enhancing consciousness. Coveted across the universe, spice is sought after and killed for, making Paul's destiny treacherous and deeply important.
Set in the distant future where inhabitants can access interstellar travel, this is an exciting and emotionally charged hero's journey tale. There is a lot going here, both visually and audibly. Quite beautiful to behold, Dune looks incredible in every way and the actors are all perfectly cast here, especially Timothee Chalamet who just shines as Paul Atreides. What this movie does do is set up a really strong and sound foundation for future Dune movie efforts to ride upon, and for that reason it feels a little slow at times, but I honestly believe that the pay off is yet to come here.
What I did see, I liked a lot. What I heard, I also really liked a lot because Dune's soundtrack is definitely Oscar worthy. Bottom line is that I definitely want to see more of this, so well done Villeneuve, you now have my full attention.
FINAL SAY: Dreams make good stories, but everything important happens when you're awake.
4 Chilli Peppers
NOTE: Dune: Part Two hit screens in 2024, delivering something deeply engaging that was every bit as solid as Dune: Part One. With an even more action packed storyline, this second offering did not fail to deliver and kept the momentum running high, building well upon the solid foundation of the first instalment. But alas, it is far from over and Dune: Part Two leaves you again wanting more and anticipating Dune: Part 3. Will director Denis Villeneuve be able to keep this juggernaut effort consistent? If Dune: Part Two is any indication, then it would seem yes, yes he can!
Release Date: 2021
Rating: M
Running Time: 155 mins
Easily the most anticipated movie of 2021, Dune: Part One was originally scheduled for release in 2020 but was delayed due to the COVID-19 pandemic which only served to heighten the hype around this blockbuster science fiction film. The third attempt at an adaptation of Frank Herbert's epic novel, Denis Villeneuve's Dune: Part One sports a massive ensemble cast and some unforgettably spectacular visuals whilst also managing to deliver something that could best be described as ambitious and seriously intriguing.
Paul Atreides has valuable magical abilities that he inherited from his mother, but he is also the heir to a noble family bloodline. The House Atreides has been tasked with ruling an inhospitable world where the only thing of value is "spice," a magical substance with many uses that is also capable of extending life and enhancing consciousness. Coveted across the universe, spice is sought after and killed for, making Paul's destiny treacherous and deeply important.
Set in the distant future where inhabitants can access interstellar travel, this is an exciting and emotionally charged hero's journey tale. There is a lot going here, both visually and audibly. Quite beautiful to behold, Dune looks incredible in every way and the actors are all perfectly cast here, especially Timothee Chalamet who just shines as Paul Atreides. What this movie does do is set up a really strong and sound foundation for future Dune movie efforts to ride upon, and for that reason it feels a little slow at times, but I honestly believe that the pay off is yet to come here.
What I did see, I liked a lot. What I heard, I also really liked a lot because Dune's soundtrack is definitely Oscar worthy. Bottom line is that I definitely want to see more of this, so well done Villeneuve, you now have my full attention.
FINAL SAY: Dreams make good stories, but everything important happens when you're awake.
4 Chilli Peppers
NOTE: Dune: Part Two hit screens in 2024, delivering something deeply engaging that was every bit as solid as Dune: Part One. With an even more action packed storyline, this second offering did not fail to deliver and kept the momentum running high, building well upon the solid foundation of the first instalment. But alas, it is far from over and Dune: Part Two leaves you again wanting more and anticipating Dune: Part 3. Will director Denis Villeneuve be able to keep this juggernaut effort consistent? If Dune: Part Two is any indication, then it would seem yes, yes he can!
FINCH
Release Date: 2021
Rating: M
Running Time: 115 mins
A post-apocalyptic sci-fi drama directed by Miguel Sapochnik, adapted from a screenplay by Craig Luck and released by Apple TV+ streaming service. Finch delivers a sweet and unexpectedly heartfelt story about the fragility of humans and the strength of our humanity.
A robotics engineer named Finch Weinberg (Tom Hanks) lives alone in an underground laboratory with his dog Goodyear. Finch is slowly become weaker and sicker, affected by the lack of resources in a post-apocalyptic world that has been mostly uninhabitable since a solar flare destroyed the ozone layer. Knowing that his time is coming to an end, Finch creates a humanoid robot to care for his dog when he dies.
Tom Hanks showcases all of his talent and range here as the last man on earth, Finch. And although this is hardly the most interesting or original apocalyptic film, it is quite charming and endearing. If you like a good dash of melodrama in your sci-fi then this film is for you.
FINAL SAY: Moving at night presents that which is not predictable. People.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2021
Rating: M
Running Time: 115 mins
A post-apocalyptic sci-fi drama directed by Miguel Sapochnik, adapted from a screenplay by Craig Luck and released by Apple TV+ streaming service. Finch delivers a sweet and unexpectedly heartfelt story about the fragility of humans and the strength of our humanity.
A robotics engineer named Finch Weinberg (Tom Hanks) lives alone in an underground laboratory with his dog Goodyear. Finch is slowly become weaker and sicker, affected by the lack of resources in a post-apocalyptic world that has been mostly uninhabitable since a solar flare destroyed the ozone layer. Knowing that his time is coming to an end, Finch creates a humanoid robot to care for his dog when he dies.
Tom Hanks showcases all of his talent and range here as the last man on earth, Finch. And although this is hardly the most interesting or original apocalyptic film, it is quite charming and endearing. If you like a good dash of melodrama in your sci-fi then this film is for you.
FINAL SAY: Moving at night presents that which is not predictable. People.
3 Chilli Peppers
SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME
Release Date: 2021
Rating: M
Running Time: 158 mins
Finally! Finally, the Spider-Man movie arrives that I have been waiting for. And I really don't say that lightly because I have genuinely loved all of the Spiderman movies; all of them, from the Tobey Maguire originals to the Andrew Garfield Amazing Spider-Man efforts and everything that Tom Holland has done so far, I have thoroughly enjoyed them all. And if like me you have seen every Spider-Man offering to date then you are going to seriously love this latest instalment that cleverly traverses the Multiverse and also rewards all of the die hard Spider-Man fans by incorporating all versions of Spider-Man into one movie and making it all work perfectly.
Continuing on from Spider-Man: Homecoming and Spider-Man: Far from Home and directed by Jon Watts this action packed super hero tale hits all the right notes and delivers another spectacular Marvel movie offering. Do you need to have seen the other Spider-Man movies before you see this one? I would say yes, yes you need to see them all first, going all the way back to the very first Toby Maguire Spiderman and digesting everything from that point forward, but as I said I am a pretty big Spider-Man fan. I actually held off reviewing any of the previous Spider-Man movies because I was waiting for this movie to happen so that I could tell you to watch them all!
In this latest movie Spider-Man seeks assistance from Doctor Strange in an attempt to alter his current reality. Unfortunately, the corrupted spell that is created summons people from the multiverse who know of Spider-Man's true identity. Soon Peter Parker finds himself facing a multitude of foes from previous movies, as well as the various incarnations of himself - enter Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield.
In a nutshell, it's crazy and busy and super exciting and the 2.5 hours running time went by in a blink for me. Tom Holland and Zendaya are darling as young couple Peter Parker and MJ, Jacob Batalon continues to offer comic relief as Spider-Man's long suffering best friend Ned and it was so great to see Willem Dafoe, Thomas Haden Church and Alfred Molina respiring their villainous roles once again.
Filled with camaraderie, loyalty, self discovery and genuine heartbreak, as all Spider-Man movies are, Spider-Man: No Way Home is an unmissable offering in an incredible franchise and shouldn't be missed.
FINAL SAY: And with great power, there must also come great responsibility.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2021
Rating: M
Running Time: 158 mins
Finally! Finally, the Spider-Man movie arrives that I have been waiting for. And I really don't say that lightly because I have genuinely loved all of the Spiderman movies; all of them, from the Tobey Maguire originals to the Andrew Garfield Amazing Spider-Man efforts and everything that Tom Holland has done so far, I have thoroughly enjoyed them all. And if like me you have seen every Spider-Man offering to date then you are going to seriously love this latest instalment that cleverly traverses the Multiverse and also rewards all of the die hard Spider-Man fans by incorporating all versions of Spider-Man into one movie and making it all work perfectly.
Continuing on from Spider-Man: Homecoming and Spider-Man: Far from Home and directed by Jon Watts this action packed super hero tale hits all the right notes and delivers another spectacular Marvel movie offering. Do you need to have seen the other Spider-Man movies before you see this one? I would say yes, yes you need to see them all first, going all the way back to the very first Toby Maguire Spiderman and digesting everything from that point forward, but as I said I am a pretty big Spider-Man fan. I actually held off reviewing any of the previous Spider-Man movies because I was waiting for this movie to happen so that I could tell you to watch them all!
In this latest movie Spider-Man seeks assistance from Doctor Strange in an attempt to alter his current reality. Unfortunately, the corrupted spell that is created summons people from the multiverse who know of Spider-Man's true identity. Soon Peter Parker finds himself facing a multitude of foes from previous movies, as well as the various incarnations of himself - enter Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield.
In a nutshell, it's crazy and busy and super exciting and the 2.5 hours running time went by in a blink for me. Tom Holland and Zendaya are darling as young couple Peter Parker and MJ, Jacob Batalon continues to offer comic relief as Spider-Man's long suffering best friend Ned and it was so great to see Willem Dafoe, Thomas Haden Church and Alfred Molina respiring their villainous roles once again.
Filled with camaraderie, loyalty, self discovery and genuine heartbreak, as all Spider-Man movies are, Spider-Man: No Way Home is an unmissable offering in an incredible franchise and shouldn't be missed.
FINAL SAY: And with great power, there must also come great responsibility.
4 Chilli Peppers
LOVE AND MONSTERS
Release Date: 2020
Rating: PG
Running Time: 109 mins
An adventure film directed by Michael Matthews that hits some unexpectedly high notes with it's unique mix of coming of age story and monsterpocalypse action.
After the destruction of an asteroid heading for Earth, the chemical fallout causes all of the cold blooded animals to mutate into large monsters that seem hell bent on destroying humanity. Humans are forced underground to survive and after 7 years in a bunker, Josh (the least likely hero of the story) decides to trek above ground to be reunited with his long lost teenage crush Aimee who lives in a beach colony across the state.
There is a lot to enjoy here so don't be put off by the cheesy title. Firstly, it's fun and fast moving and the monsters and action scenes are really well orchestrated. Also the actors, especially Dylan O'Brien who plays Josh, are really likeable and the complete silliness of the whole thing makes it really fun to watch. And last but not least, it's pretty squeaky clean as far as sex, language and gore goes, which makes it very family friendly and mighty rare for a monster flick.
FINAL SAY: I really didn't have your typical upbringing. I mean, I did at first and then the world ended.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2020
Rating: PG
Running Time: 109 mins
An adventure film directed by Michael Matthews that hits some unexpectedly high notes with it's unique mix of coming of age story and monsterpocalypse action.
After the destruction of an asteroid heading for Earth, the chemical fallout causes all of the cold blooded animals to mutate into large monsters that seem hell bent on destroying humanity. Humans are forced underground to survive and after 7 years in a bunker, Josh (the least likely hero of the story) decides to trek above ground to be reunited with his long lost teenage crush Aimee who lives in a beach colony across the state.
There is a lot to enjoy here so don't be put off by the cheesy title. Firstly, it's fun and fast moving and the monsters and action scenes are really well orchestrated. Also the actors, especially Dylan O'Brien who plays Josh, are really likeable and the complete silliness of the whole thing makes it really fun to watch. And last but not least, it's pretty squeaky clean as far as sex, language and gore goes, which makes it very family friendly and mighty rare for a monster flick.
FINAL SAY: I really didn't have your typical upbringing. I mean, I did at first and then the world ended.
3 Chilli Peppers
SAVE YOURSELVES!
Release Date: 2020
Rating: M
Running Time: 93 mins
A millennial couple escape the city and head to a secluded country retreat in an attempt to reignite their relationship, go off grid for a week and hopefully become 'better people' by communing with nature. However, the week that they decide to embark on this new endeavour unfortunately corresponds with a hostile alien take over of planet Earth.
Written and directed by Alex Huston Fischer and Eleanor Wilson, Save Yourselves! delivers a surprisingly quirky, fresh and genuinely funny sci-fi comedy that is just as much about relationships as it is about pouf shaped fluffy aliens. Sunita Mani and John Reynold are what makes this film so great, with their plausible onscreen chemistry and everyday approach to crazy situations, they just may be the cutest movie couple of 2020.
For some easy laughs and light hearted amusing entertainment, Save Yourselves! should not be missed.
FINAL SAY: Pouf on the roof!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2020
Rating: M
Running Time: 93 mins
A millennial couple escape the city and head to a secluded country retreat in an attempt to reignite their relationship, go off grid for a week and hopefully become 'better people' by communing with nature. However, the week that they decide to embark on this new endeavour unfortunately corresponds with a hostile alien take over of planet Earth.
Written and directed by Alex Huston Fischer and Eleanor Wilson, Save Yourselves! delivers a surprisingly quirky, fresh and genuinely funny sci-fi comedy that is just as much about relationships as it is about pouf shaped fluffy aliens. Sunita Mani and John Reynold are what makes this film so great, with their plausible onscreen chemistry and everyday approach to crazy situations, they just may be the cutest movie couple of 2020.
For some easy laughs and light hearted amusing entertainment, Save Yourselves! should not be missed.
FINAL SAY: Pouf on the roof!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
COLOR OUT OF SPACE
Release Date: 2020
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 111 mins
Based on the short story Color Out of Space by H.P. Lovecraft, this cosmic science fiction/ horror directed by Richard Stanley will assault your senses with its psychedelic colour palette and weird otherworldly imagery.
Rurally based and pretty much completely secluded, the Gardner family start to experience all manner of strangeness after a brightly coloured meteor plunges into their back yard from out of space. First the flora succumbs to its power which is soon followed by the fauna, and before long the entire Gardner family are experiencing weird and escalating levels of distress and aggravation from this odd and otherworldly arrival.
To say that this film is weird is an understatement, not since John Carpenter's The Thing have things gotten this weird in a science fiction movie. And to be honest, I think that is what I liked so much about it. Color Out of Space has a seriously pulpy B grade feeling to it and no-one (especially Nicholas Cage who plays the Gardner patriarch) seems to be taking this too seriously. However, that being said, it still manages to deliver some high quality FX, stunning night-time cinematography and enough shocks and off beat intensity to actually work.
FINAL SAY: Cold and wet. But it burns. Sucking the life out of everything.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2020
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 111 mins
Based on the short story Color Out of Space by H.P. Lovecraft, this cosmic science fiction/ horror directed by Richard Stanley will assault your senses with its psychedelic colour palette and weird otherworldly imagery.
Rurally based and pretty much completely secluded, the Gardner family start to experience all manner of strangeness after a brightly coloured meteor plunges into their back yard from out of space. First the flora succumbs to its power which is soon followed by the fauna, and before long the entire Gardner family are experiencing weird and escalating levels of distress and aggravation from this odd and otherworldly arrival.
To say that this film is weird is an understatement, not since John Carpenter's The Thing have things gotten this weird in a science fiction movie. And to be honest, I think that is what I liked so much about it. Color Out of Space has a seriously pulpy B grade feeling to it and no-one (especially Nicholas Cage who plays the Gardner patriarch) seems to be taking this too seriously. However, that being said, it still manages to deliver some high quality FX, stunning night-time cinematography and enough shocks and off beat intensity to actually work.
FINAL SAY: Cold and wet. But it burns. Sucking the life out of everything.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
VIVARIUM
Release Date: 2020
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 97 mins
A science fiction thriller directed by Lorcan Finnegan that was Internationally co-produced between Ireland, Denmark and Belgium; Vivarium has uniqueness and intrigue in buckets. Loosely based on the idea of the cuckoo bird laying it's eggs in another bird's nest in order to force another breed of bird to play host to it's young and raise it, Vivarium takes the concept one step further again, with disturbing and complicated outcomes.
Young couple Tom (Jesse Eisenberg) and Gemma (Imogen Poots) wish to purchase a new home. They visit a strange estate called Yonder with the even stranger real estate agent Martin. When Martin goes missing during the couple's walkthrough of apartment #9, they begin to become concerned. Before long, the couple realise that Yonder is not like any other estate and that they have been chosen to perform a particular task.
I think that this movie will bother a lot of people with its unclear outcomes and intensely weird interludes, I however really liked it for all of those reasons. The script is fresh, disturbing and intelligent, and the outcomes are not at all predictable which is what I think that all good science fiction thrillers should be delivering. Vivarium is certainly not the perfect sci-fi thriller recipe, but it sure is a strange and at times deeply dark ride that you won't forget in a hurry.
FINAL SAY: Yonder, you're home right now - forever!
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2020
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 97 mins
A science fiction thriller directed by Lorcan Finnegan that was Internationally co-produced between Ireland, Denmark and Belgium; Vivarium has uniqueness and intrigue in buckets. Loosely based on the idea of the cuckoo bird laying it's eggs in another bird's nest in order to force another breed of bird to play host to it's young and raise it, Vivarium takes the concept one step further again, with disturbing and complicated outcomes.
Young couple Tom (Jesse Eisenberg) and Gemma (Imogen Poots) wish to purchase a new home. They visit a strange estate called Yonder with the even stranger real estate agent Martin. When Martin goes missing during the couple's walkthrough of apartment #9, they begin to become concerned. Before long, the couple realise that Yonder is not like any other estate and that they have been chosen to perform a particular task.
I think that this movie will bother a lot of people with its unclear outcomes and intensely weird interludes, I however really liked it for all of those reasons. The script is fresh, disturbing and intelligent, and the outcomes are not at all predictable which is what I think that all good science fiction thrillers should be delivering. Vivarium is certainly not the perfect sci-fi thriller recipe, but it sure is a strange and at times deeply dark ride that you won't forget in a hurry.
FINAL SAY: Yonder, you're home right now - forever!
3 Chilli Peppers
THE VAST OF NIGHT
Release Date: 2020
Rating: M
Running Time: 91 mins
An American science fiction/mystery film directed and written by Andrew Paterson under the pseudonym of James Montague and Craig W. Sanger. When it comes to old school story telling, this film wins hands down. I literally felt like I was sitting around an old radio listening to an intriguing and creepy sci-fi story and I found myself completely drawn in and mesmerized by how original and unique this movie was.
In the 1950's, in the small town Cayuga, New Mexico something strange is hitting the airwaves. First identified by Fay, the sweet and savvy teenage switchboard operator and then confirmed by her friend Everett, the local teenage DJ, the mysterious and unsettling audio signal is clearly trying to communicate something. The two curious teens work together to try and identify what is causing the sound and discover something far bigger than they had ever expected.
Everything about this film works. The story telling, the camera angles, the sound design and the compelling way that it is all put together, it is really impressive without being over-worked or obvious.
The Vast of Night is delivering really intelligent sci-fi storytelling that is going to deeply please some fans and then frustrate the crap out of the people that are looking for a Hollywood big budget experience. Don't come looking for bells and whistles here, you won't get them, but you will get a high quality, smart sci-fi experience and for that reason I loved it.
FINAL SAY: I've seen good people go bad, and smart people go mad.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2020
Rating: M
Running Time: 91 mins
An American science fiction/mystery film directed and written by Andrew Paterson under the pseudonym of James Montague and Craig W. Sanger. When it comes to old school story telling, this film wins hands down. I literally felt like I was sitting around an old radio listening to an intriguing and creepy sci-fi story and I found myself completely drawn in and mesmerized by how original and unique this movie was.
In the 1950's, in the small town Cayuga, New Mexico something strange is hitting the airwaves. First identified by Fay, the sweet and savvy teenage switchboard operator and then confirmed by her friend Everett, the local teenage DJ, the mysterious and unsettling audio signal is clearly trying to communicate something. The two curious teens work together to try and identify what is causing the sound and discover something far bigger than they had ever expected.
Everything about this film works. The story telling, the camera angles, the sound design and the compelling way that it is all put together, it is really impressive without being over-worked or obvious.
The Vast of Night is delivering really intelligent sci-fi storytelling that is going to deeply please some fans and then frustrate the crap out of the people that are looking for a Hollywood big budget experience. Don't come looking for bells and whistles here, you won't get them, but you will get a high quality, smart sci-fi experience and for that reason I loved it.
FINAL SAY: I've seen good people go bad, and smart people go mad.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
JOKER
Release Date: 2019
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 121 mins
A psychological thriller and a DC comics Joker origin story, this movie really divided audiences and critics alike with it's violent and often disturbing portrayal of mental illness. However, love it or hate it, this is one of the best performances of Joaquin Phoenix's already impressive repertoire and probably the best DC comic movie so far. Directed by Todd Phillips who co-wrote the screenplay with Scott Silver, Joker premiered at the 76th Venice International Film Festival where it won the Golden Lion award.
Arthur Fleck, a clown for hire with a mental condition, lives with his aging mother in Gotham City. As the city collapses under crime, unemployment, and financial ruin, the Fleck family like so many others, fall onto hard and impoverish times. After a series of unfortunate and disempowering events occur, Arthur suffers a complete breakdown and begins a mental and physical transition, eventually transforming into the violent and deranged Joker of Gotham City.
This is a chilling and plausible origin story that offers real depth and insight into the Joker character, as well as providing some new information about the Wayne family enterprise that Batman belongs to.
Phoenix delivers an Oscar worthy and completely engrossing performance as the Joker, which not only compliments the great work that Heath Ledger layed down years earlier in The Dark Knight, but adds yet another layer to this intriguing and genuinely disturbing character's tale.
FINAL SAY: My mother always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. She told me I had a purpose: to bring laughter and joy to the world.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2019
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 121 mins
A psychological thriller and a DC comics Joker origin story, this movie really divided audiences and critics alike with it's violent and often disturbing portrayal of mental illness. However, love it or hate it, this is one of the best performances of Joaquin Phoenix's already impressive repertoire and probably the best DC comic movie so far. Directed by Todd Phillips who co-wrote the screenplay with Scott Silver, Joker premiered at the 76th Venice International Film Festival where it won the Golden Lion award.
Arthur Fleck, a clown for hire with a mental condition, lives with his aging mother in Gotham City. As the city collapses under crime, unemployment, and financial ruin, the Fleck family like so many others, fall onto hard and impoverish times. After a series of unfortunate and disempowering events occur, Arthur suffers a complete breakdown and begins a mental and physical transition, eventually transforming into the violent and deranged Joker of Gotham City.
This is a chilling and plausible origin story that offers real depth and insight into the Joker character, as well as providing some new information about the Wayne family enterprise that Batman belongs to.
Phoenix delivers an Oscar worthy and completely engrossing performance as the Joker, which not only compliments the great work that Heath Ledger layed down years earlier in The Dark Knight, but adds yet another layer to this intriguing and genuinely disturbing character's tale.
FINAL SAY: My mother always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. She told me I had a purpose: to bring laughter and joy to the world.
4 Chilli Peppers
I AM MOTHER
Release Date: 2019
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 115 mins
A Netflix Original science fiction thriller, directed by newcomer Grant Sputore, that totally surprised me with it's impressive attention to detail, high quality acting and interesting storyline.
Mother is a robot that oversees the maintenance and care of a human embryo bunker in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Mother personally raises one of the embryos, which becomes a well balanced, ethical teenager that she calls Daughter. They form a bond based on trust and respect, but when a human arrives from the wastelands outside, their idyllic and peaceful lifestyle in the bunker becomes compromised.
I thought that this was a genuinely tense and intriguing science fiction movie. The bunker's futuristic set design looks really terrific, the robot Mother (voiced by Rose Byrne) is extremely well thought-out and the other human characters (Hilary Swank and Clara Rugaard) manage to propel the story along very convincingly.
Overall, I was pleasantly surprised by how good this movie actually was and I found that I was definitely invested in the outcomes when I arrived at that kicker of an ending.
FINAL SAY: This woman doesn't care about any future but her own.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2019
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 115 mins
A Netflix Original science fiction thriller, directed by newcomer Grant Sputore, that totally surprised me with it's impressive attention to detail, high quality acting and interesting storyline.
Mother is a robot that oversees the maintenance and care of a human embryo bunker in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Mother personally raises one of the embryos, which becomes a well balanced, ethical teenager that she calls Daughter. They form a bond based on trust and respect, but when a human arrives from the wastelands outside, their idyllic and peaceful lifestyle in the bunker becomes compromised.
I thought that this was a genuinely tense and intriguing science fiction movie. The bunker's futuristic set design looks really terrific, the robot Mother (voiced by Rose Byrne) is extremely well thought-out and the other human characters (Hilary Swank and Clara Rugaard) manage to propel the story along very convincingly.
Overall, I was pleasantly surprised by how good this movie actually was and I found that I was definitely invested in the outcomes when I arrived at that kicker of an ending.
FINAL SAY: This woman doesn't care about any future but her own.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
AVENGERS: ENDGAME
Release Date: 2019
Rating: M
Running Time: 182 mins
The epic Avengers movie series comes to an end, and wow, does it ever go out with a bang! This finale episode ties everything together from all of the previous Marvel movies, providing an exciting and quite emotional conclusion to a tale that has had the world eagerly waiting for over six months to discover the outcome. I can assure you, Marvel fans will not be disappointed by this movie, they will love it.
It's been five years since Thanos wiped out 50% of all the living creatures on the planet and the world has since been left in complete despair. The few remaining Avengers regroup in an attempt to outwit Thanos and restore life to the world.
Any character that has made an appearance in any of the previous Marvel movies gets a look in here, it is a literal who's who of the Marvel superhero hall of fame. Chris Hemsworth completely steals the show with his slovenly antics as a unkempt version of Thor, and Chris Evans, Jeremy Renner and Robert Downey Jr showcase their acting talents with their emotionally engaging performances that are sure to bring a tear to your eye. However, to be fair, everyone is really solid here and bringing their best to this fitting and satisfying Avengers conclusion.
The storyline is creative, engaging and exceptionally clever; Marvel were clearly thinking about Avengers: Endgame decades ago and the way that it all comes together is truly awe inspiring. I don't want to give anything away, but this is a truly terrific superhero viewing, second to none and an absolute must see Avengers experience to end them all.
FINAL SAY: A perfect and touching end to an epic 'super' saga.
5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2019
Rating: M
Running Time: 182 mins
The epic Avengers movie series comes to an end, and wow, does it ever go out with a bang! This finale episode ties everything together from all of the previous Marvel movies, providing an exciting and quite emotional conclusion to a tale that has had the world eagerly waiting for over six months to discover the outcome. I can assure you, Marvel fans will not be disappointed by this movie, they will love it.
It's been five years since Thanos wiped out 50% of all the living creatures on the planet and the world has since been left in complete despair. The few remaining Avengers regroup in an attempt to outwit Thanos and restore life to the world.
Any character that has made an appearance in any of the previous Marvel movies gets a look in here, it is a literal who's who of the Marvel superhero hall of fame. Chris Hemsworth completely steals the show with his slovenly antics as a unkempt version of Thor, and Chris Evans, Jeremy Renner and Robert Downey Jr showcase their acting talents with their emotionally engaging performances that are sure to bring a tear to your eye. However, to be fair, everyone is really solid here and bringing their best to this fitting and satisfying Avengers conclusion.
The storyline is creative, engaging and exceptionally clever; Marvel were clearly thinking about Avengers: Endgame decades ago and the way that it all comes together is truly awe inspiring. I don't want to give anything away, but this is a truly terrific superhero viewing, second to none and an absolute must see Avengers experience to end them all.
FINAL SAY: A perfect and touching end to an epic 'super' saga.
5 Chilli Peppers
CAPTAIN MARVEL
Release Date: 2019
Rating: M
Running Time: 125 mins
Captain Marvel was everything that I wanted Wonder Woman to be, only better! Finally a kick arse female superhero that wears appropriate combat gear and doesn't use her feminine wiles to assist her in gaining victory. No tiny skirts, mini shorts or cleavage enhancing sweetheart necklines to be seen here, this is pure female empowerment with an interesting storyline, a terrific 90's soundtrack and some back-story filler for previous Marvel players like Nick Fury and Ronan the Accuser.
In 1995, an extraterrestrial warrior named Captain Marvel lands on Earth during an intergalactic fight with some 'Skrull' alien lifeforms. With the assistance of Nick Fury, Captain Marvel tries to piece together the flashbacks from her very human past to discover who she really is.
Brie Larson is perfectly cast as Captain Marvel, she actually looks like she can fight and is not supermodel wafer-thin. And although she is undeniably beautiful, she has a more wholesome and accessible on screen demeanour than the Gal Gadot, Zoe Saldana and Scarlett Johansson female superhero types of the past; which was always something that I felt that previous super movies had always gotten wrong. Captain Marvel is a terrific role model character and looks set to become a key player in saving half of the world in the upcoming Avengers: Infinity War sequel - Endgame.
Bravo Marvel, I adore that your franchise is always going from strength to strength and I particularly enjoyed your homage to the late, great Stan Lee at the beginning of the movie and his smiling face cameo in the train scene.
FINAL SAY: I'm not what you think I am.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2019
Rating: M
Running Time: 125 mins
Captain Marvel was everything that I wanted Wonder Woman to be, only better! Finally a kick arse female superhero that wears appropriate combat gear and doesn't use her feminine wiles to assist her in gaining victory. No tiny skirts, mini shorts or cleavage enhancing sweetheart necklines to be seen here, this is pure female empowerment with an interesting storyline, a terrific 90's soundtrack and some back-story filler for previous Marvel players like Nick Fury and Ronan the Accuser.
In 1995, an extraterrestrial warrior named Captain Marvel lands on Earth during an intergalactic fight with some 'Skrull' alien lifeforms. With the assistance of Nick Fury, Captain Marvel tries to piece together the flashbacks from her very human past to discover who she really is.
Brie Larson is perfectly cast as Captain Marvel, she actually looks like she can fight and is not supermodel wafer-thin. And although she is undeniably beautiful, she has a more wholesome and accessible on screen demeanour than the Gal Gadot, Zoe Saldana and Scarlett Johansson female superhero types of the past; which was always something that I felt that previous super movies had always gotten wrong. Captain Marvel is a terrific role model character and looks set to become a key player in saving half of the world in the upcoming Avengers: Infinity War sequel - Endgame.
Bravo Marvel, I adore that your franchise is always going from strength to strength and I particularly enjoyed your homage to the late, great Stan Lee at the beginning of the movie and his smiling face cameo in the train scene.
FINAL SAY: I'm not what you think I am.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
UPGRADE
Release Date: 2018
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 100 mins
A science fiction/ action film, written and directed by Leigh Whannell, that cleverly combines a plausible futuristic existence with high octane action sequences. Upgrade was my favourite action offering of 2018, and although at times it is unnecessarily gory and ultra violent (really don't know how this is only rated MA 15+ to be honest), the action sequences are stunningly played out, making this a real edge of your seat thrill ride from start to end.
In the not too distant future, mechanic Grey Trace (Logan Marshall-Green) and his wife are brutally mugged on the streets. His wife is murdered and Grey is left a depressed quadriplegic. He is given the opportunity to trial a new and secretive surgical implant called STEM. After being implanted into Grey's spine, STEM restores all motor function to his body, but also comes with some unexpected side effects and upgrade perks which enable Grey to avenge his wife's killers.
Essentially this is a revenge movie wrapped up in a very attractive science fiction package, and I really liked the feel of it. From the uber chic sophistication of the rich and powerful to the gritty cyberpunk environments of the less fortunate, the details in this movie are impressive, and for the most part believable.
Marshall-Green is terrific as Grey, allowing his body and facial expressions to play two different roles simultaneously, which impressed me greatly. Also, the first player camera mode that the movie adopts from time to time is pure genius here, overall this is a really solid and original action movie, and it's definitely a worthy watch.
FINAL SAY: I cannot allow us to be killed.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2018
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 100 mins
A science fiction/ action film, written and directed by Leigh Whannell, that cleverly combines a plausible futuristic existence with high octane action sequences. Upgrade was my favourite action offering of 2018, and although at times it is unnecessarily gory and ultra violent (really don't know how this is only rated MA 15+ to be honest), the action sequences are stunningly played out, making this a real edge of your seat thrill ride from start to end.
In the not too distant future, mechanic Grey Trace (Logan Marshall-Green) and his wife are brutally mugged on the streets. His wife is murdered and Grey is left a depressed quadriplegic. He is given the opportunity to trial a new and secretive surgical implant called STEM. After being implanted into Grey's spine, STEM restores all motor function to his body, but also comes with some unexpected side effects and upgrade perks which enable Grey to avenge his wife's killers.
Essentially this is a revenge movie wrapped up in a very attractive science fiction package, and I really liked the feel of it. From the uber chic sophistication of the rich and powerful to the gritty cyberpunk environments of the less fortunate, the details in this movie are impressive, and for the most part believable.
Marshall-Green is terrific as Grey, allowing his body and facial expressions to play two different roles simultaneously, which impressed me greatly. Also, the first player camera mode that the movie adopts from time to time is pure genius here, overall this is a really solid and original action movie, and it's definitely a worthy watch.
FINAL SAY: I cannot allow us to be killed.
4 Chilli Peppers
AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR
Release Date: 2018
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 160 mins
Marvel just keeps on raising the bar, and you would think that after 18 movies about various Marvel superheros that things would be getting a bit stale, but no! Avengers: Infinity War is proof that even though we think that we have seen enough superhero movies, we obviously haven't, because they just keep on getting better.
Directed by Anthony and Joe Russo and written by Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely, this latest offering had an absolutely massive ensemble cast, with all of our favourite Marvel superheroes coming together to fight shoulder to shoulder against the worst super villain that we have seen so far.
Thanos is gathering all of the Infinity Stones in the galaxy together, which will make him indestructible and capable of wiping out entire universes. The Avengers, The Guardians of the Galaxy and some other free agent superheroes like Spiderman, Dr Strange, Vision and Black Panther, must pool their resources together if they want to stand a chance against the almighty power of Thanos.
Clearly this is going to be a two part saga, with this first offering leaving everyone in the balance and on the edge of their seats. Like all of The Avengers and The Guardians of the Galaxy movies, there's tonnes of action and loads of humour as well, making the fast paced adventure interesting and immensely enjoyable. As far as a sequel goes, Marvel just take my money, because I will definitely be lining up for more of that action!
FINAL SAY: Kick names, take ass.
4 Chilli peppers
Release Date: 2018
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 160 mins
Marvel just keeps on raising the bar, and you would think that after 18 movies about various Marvel superheros that things would be getting a bit stale, but no! Avengers: Infinity War is proof that even though we think that we have seen enough superhero movies, we obviously haven't, because they just keep on getting better.
Directed by Anthony and Joe Russo and written by Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely, this latest offering had an absolutely massive ensemble cast, with all of our favourite Marvel superheroes coming together to fight shoulder to shoulder against the worst super villain that we have seen so far.
Thanos is gathering all of the Infinity Stones in the galaxy together, which will make him indestructible and capable of wiping out entire universes. The Avengers, The Guardians of the Galaxy and some other free agent superheroes like Spiderman, Dr Strange, Vision and Black Panther, must pool their resources together if they want to stand a chance against the almighty power of Thanos.
Clearly this is going to be a two part saga, with this first offering leaving everyone in the balance and on the edge of their seats. Like all of The Avengers and The Guardians of the Galaxy movies, there's tonnes of action and loads of humour as well, making the fast paced adventure interesting and immensely enjoyable. As far as a sequel goes, Marvel just take my money, because I will definitely be lining up for more of that action!
FINAL SAY: Kick names, take ass.
4 Chilli peppers
MORTAL ENGINES
Release Date: 2018
Rating: M
Running Time: 129 mins
A post-apocalyptic, science fiction adventure movie, directed by Christian Rivers with a screenplay by Fran Walsh, Philip Boyens and Peter Jackson that was based on the novel of the same name by Philip Reeve. Unfairly and harshly reviewed by critics, Mortal Engines didn't receive a lot of praise, and although I agree that the story was seriously lacking in some areas, the CGI and special effects were truly astounding.
Following a cataclysmic conflict known as the Sixty Minute War, the Earth has become mostly uninhabitable. Mobile predator cities roam the landscape consuming smaller settlements for their resources. Great Britain has combined with Continental Europe to form one huge alliance and Asia has combined with Oceania to form another. Between them, they control much of the power and wealth in the world, with their resources kept separated by what is known as The Shield Wall. However, Great Britain discovers a new weapon called Medusa and plans to use it to take down the wall and everything else in their way as a means to gain greater power.
The futuristic appeal of this movie is undeniable, it is downright staggering and for that reason alone it is really something that you need to see on a large screen. Unfortunately, the underlying messages about caring for the environment, saving resources and learning from historical mistakes are all buried under the weight of all of those big budget effects, and with a rather underwhelming storyline overall, this movie is seriously going to be lacking momentum when it is converted to the small screen.
However, with that being said, I did still enjoy Mortal Engines and cannot deny that I was deeply entertained by some of the smaller and perhaps more interesting, but sadly under-developed, ideas that it harboured.
FINAL SAY: The Age of the Great Predator Cities.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2018
Rating: M
Running Time: 129 mins
A post-apocalyptic, science fiction adventure movie, directed by Christian Rivers with a screenplay by Fran Walsh, Philip Boyens and Peter Jackson that was based on the novel of the same name by Philip Reeve. Unfairly and harshly reviewed by critics, Mortal Engines didn't receive a lot of praise, and although I agree that the story was seriously lacking in some areas, the CGI and special effects were truly astounding.
Following a cataclysmic conflict known as the Sixty Minute War, the Earth has become mostly uninhabitable. Mobile predator cities roam the landscape consuming smaller settlements for their resources. Great Britain has combined with Continental Europe to form one huge alliance and Asia has combined with Oceania to form another. Between them, they control much of the power and wealth in the world, with their resources kept separated by what is known as The Shield Wall. However, Great Britain discovers a new weapon called Medusa and plans to use it to take down the wall and everything else in their way as a means to gain greater power.
The futuristic appeal of this movie is undeniable, it is downright staggering and for that reason alone it is really something that you need to see on a large screen. Unfortunately, the underlying messages about caring for the environment, saving resources and learning from historical mistakes are all buried under the weight of all of those big budget effects, and with a rather underwhelming storyline overall, this movie is seriously going to be lacking momentum when it is converted to the small screen.
However, with that being said, I did still enjoy Mortal Engines and cannot deny that I was deeply entertained by some of the smaller and perhaps more interesting, but sadly under-developed, ideas that it harboured.
FINAL SAY: The Age of the Great Predator Cities.
3 Chilli Peppers
READY PLAYER ONE
Release Date: 2018
Rating: M
Running Time: 140 mins
I have been waiting for this film to be made for quite a while now. The book, by Ernest Cline, is one of my favourite novels of all time because it is an absolute treasure trove for pop-culture junkies like myself. So, needless to say, I had very high expectations when I entered the cinema to see Ready Player One. Naturally, as is often the case, it was not as good as the novel, however that being said, this is still an exciting, fast paced and enjoyable science fiction adventure movie that will probably become a cult classic for teenagers of this generation.
It is 2045, and the world is a dystopian wasteland, however Earth's occupants have a way to escape their dull, everyday existences through The Oasis, a fully immersive cyber landscape created by an eccentric genius called Halliday. When Halliday dies, he leaves behind an ultimate challenge in the form of the biggest Easter Egg ever known to the gaming world. The challenge must be solved through a series of three quests, with the final winner receiving ownership of The Oasis itself. The world goes crazy, Wonka 'golden ticket' style for a while, and after many tries and fails to decode the cryptic clues, only a handful of dedicated fans and a group of highly trained decoders called Sixers are still endeavouring to crack the code and solve the mystery of Halliday's puzzle.
Being directed by the already 80's obsessed Steven Spielberg, this film has not tried to explain itself at all but rather just launches straight into the story and pop culture references. This break neck speed makes the film feel like it is moving along in a frenzy, which unfortunately leaves little to no room for any character development, making the whole film quite superficial. The tasks that lead to the discovery of the three keys are not nearly as well fleshed out as they are in the book, which for me was disappointing, but I loved all of the 'in game' effects and CGI which translated so well to the big screen and really gave this the visual appeal that it deserves.
Tye Sheridan, Olivia Cooke and Ben Mendelsohn are all terrific in their roles, but as I said the character development was very thin on the ground and for that reason the real comradery that the book has is seriously lacking here. I wanted to adore this movie, but I just really liked it, however I cannot deny that it was great to finally get a look inside the seriously cool landscapes of The Oasis.
FINAL SAY: Others can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper and unlock the secrets of the universe.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2018
Rating: M
Running Time: 140 mins
I have been waiting for this film to be made for quite a while now. The book, by Ernest Cline, is one of my favourite novels of all time because it is an absolute treasure trove for pop-culture junkies like myself. So, needless to say, I had very high expectations when I entered the cinema to see Ready Player One. Naturally, as is often the case, it was not as good as the novel, however that being said, this is still an exciting, fast paced and enjoyable science fiction adventure movie that will probably become a cult classic for teenagers of this generation.
It is 2045, and the world is a dystopian wasteland, however Earth's occupants have a way to escape their dull, everyday existences through The Oasis, a fully immersive cyber landscape created by an eccentric genius called Halliday. When Halliday dies, he leaves behind an ultimate challenge in the form of the biggest Easter Egg ever known to the gaming world. The challenge must be solved through a series of three quests, with the final winner receiving ownership of The Oasis itself. The world goes crazy, Wonka 'golden ticket' style for a while, and after many tries and fails to decode the cryptic clues, only a handful of dedicated fans and a group of highly trained decoders called Sixers are still endeavouring to crack the code and solve the mystery of Halliday's puzzle.
Being directed by the already 80's obsessed Steven Spielberg, this film has not tried to explain itself at all but rather just launches straight into the story and pop culture references. This break neck speed makes the film feel like it is moving along in a frenzy, which unfortunately leaves little to no room for any character development, making the whole film quite superficial. The tasks that lead to the discovery of the three keys are not nearly as well fleshed out as they are in the book, which for me was disappointing, but I loved all of the 'in game' effects and CGI which translated so well to the big screen and really gave this the visual appeal that it deserves.
Tye Sheridan, Olivia Cooke and Ben Mendelsohn are all terrific in their roles, but as I said the character development was very thin on the ground and for that reason the real comradery that the book has is seriously lacking here. I wanted to adore this movie, but I just really liked it, however I cannot deny that it was great to finally get a look inside the seriously cool landscapes of The Oasis.
FINAL SAY: Others can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper and unlock the secrets of the universe.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
BLACK PANTHER
Release Date: 2018
Rating: M
Running Time: 134 mins
This Marvel Superhero movie was an absolute smash at the box office, and rightfully so. Black Panther raises the superhero genre to new heights with it's clearly political undertones and highly engaging character development.
T'Challa (Chadwick Boseman) returns to his home of Wakanda to claim his rightful place on the throne as the new king and Black Panther. However, his sovereignty is challenged by Killmonger N'Jadaka (Michael B. Jordan) who has plans to use Wakanda's most precious resource vibranium in ways that will have a negative effect on the entire world.
Visually, this is a stunning movie. The CGI, the costuming, the set designs and all of the incredibly good looking people give this film a lot of edge, but there are so many other things going here are that are just terrific as well. Finally, we have a superhero that has wisely, and willingly, placed all of the women in charge. The foot soldiers are female, the gadgets guy is female (can I get a hallelujah?) and the underlying message is all about a united world, comprised of one tribe that is working together for the greater good. What is not to like about any of that?
Oh, and did I mention the incredible cast? Well, on top of Boseman and Jordan, we have Lupita Nyong'o, Danai Gurira, Forest Whitaker, Daniel Kaluuya, Angela Bassett and Martin Freeman to name a few, seriously this is a star-studded cast, and they are all bringing their 'A' game. Black Panther is a revolution in the superhero genre, and a very welcomed one indeed.
FINAL SAY: What happens now determines what happens to the rest of the world.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2018
Rating: M
Running Time: 134 mins
This Marvel Superhero movie was an absolute smash at the box office, and rightfully so. Black Panther raises the superhero genre to new heights with it's clearly political undertones and highly engaging character development.
T'Challa (Chadwick Boseman) returns to his home of Wakanda to claim his rightful place on the throne as the new king and Black Panther. However, his sovereignty is challenged by Killmonger N'Jadaka (Michael B. Jordan) who has plans to use Wakanda's most precious resource vibranium in ways that will have a negative effect on the entire world.
Visually, this is a stunning movie. The CGI, the costuming, the set designs and all of the incredibly good looking people give this film a lot of edge, but there are so many other things going here are that are just terrific as well. Finally, we have a superhero that has wisely, and willingly, placed all of the women in charge. The foot soldiers are female, the gadgets guy is female (can I get a hallelujah?) and the underlying message is all about a united world, comprised of one tribe that is working together for the greater good. What is not to like about any of that?
Oh, and did I mention the incredible cast? Well, on top of Boseman and Jordan, we have Lupita Nyong'o, Danai Gurira, Forest Whitaker, Daniel Kaluuya, Angela Bassett and Martin Freeman to name a few, seriously this is a star-studded cast, and they are all bringing their 'A' game. Black Panther is a revolution in the superhero genre, and a very welcomed one indeed.
FINAL SAY: What happens now determines what happens to the rest of the world.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
ANNIHILATION
Release Date: 2018
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 115 mins
A science fiction/ thriller, written and directed by Alex Garland and based on the novel of the same name by Jeff VanderMeer. Annihilation was released on Netflix, which in some ways was a total tragedy for the potential of the movie because it would have been quite spectacular and probably even more enjoyable on the big screen. However that being said, this is still a solid science fiction thriller that delivers lots of intrigue and a striking visual impact.
A group of military scientists enter into 'The Shimmer' - a mysterious, expanding, bubble-like quarantined area. The sole survivor from the last entry mission has fallen into a coma, so it is up to this new group of willing hopefuls to uncover the secret of 'The Shimmer' before it gets any larger.
This film had me genuinely curious because the script is original and quite unpredictable and the creatures within 'The Shimmer' were so inventive. It was also really pleasing to see a team of exclusively female scientists picking up where the men had previously failed, and tackling some unknown evil shit all by themselves - woohoo, go girl power!
The cast is excellent, with Natalie Portman, Oscar Isaac and Jennifer Jason Leigh all bringing quality performances to a complex science fiction/ thriller which is by no means an easy feat. Annihilation is definitely worth a look for lovers of creepy and original science fiction.
FINAL SAY: It's not destroying...It's making something new.
3.5 Chilli peppers
Release Date: 2018
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 115 mins
A science fiction/ thriller, written and directed by Alex Garland and based on the novel of the same name by Jeff VanderMeer. Annihilation was released on Netflix, which in some ways was a total tragedy for the potential of the movie because it would have been quite spectacular and probably even more enjoyable on the big screen. However that being said, this is still a solid science fiction thriller that delivers lots of intrigue and a striking visual impact.
A group of military scientists enter into 'The Shimmer' - a mysterious, expanding, bubble-like quarantined area. The sole survivor from the last entry mission has fallen into a coma, so it is up to this new group of willing hopefuls to uncover the secret of 'The Shimmer' before it gets any larger.
This film had me genuinely curious because the script is original and quite unpredictable and the creatures within 'The Shimmer' were so inventive. It was also really pleasing to see a team of exclusively female scientists picking up where the men had previously failed, and tackling some unknown evil shit all by themselves - woohoo, go girl power!
The cast is excellent, with Natalie Portman, Oscar Isaac and Jennifer Jason Leigh all bringing quality performances to a complex science fiction/ thriller which is by no means an easy feat. Annihilation is definitely worth a look for lovers of creepy and original science fiction.
FINAL SAY: It's not destroying...It's making something new.
3.5 Chilli peppers
THE ENDLESS
Release Date: 2017
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 116 mins
A curious science fiction film; which was directed by, written by and also starred Justin Benson and Aaron Moorehead. The Endless will definitely keep you interested with it's fascinating twists, originality and smart script writing.
Two brothers that years earlier had fled a suicide cult, find themselves swept back into the fold after they receive a curious tape message from one of the cult leaders. Upon returning, the brothers soon realise that there is a lot more going on at the camp than they had first perceived.
This is a mind and time warping watch, with loads of visually pleasing wide shots of the dry, remote American landscape and tonnes of inexplicable occurrences; this film will keep you on your toes! However, unlike a lot of other mind bending sci-fi's there are no loose ends to toil over because everything is eventually revealed, which should leave most viewers satisfied.
FINAL SAY: We never anticipate the ways we're gonna isolate ourselves from the ones we care about.
3.5 Chilli peppers
Release Date: 2017
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 116 mins
A curious science fiction film; which was directed by, written by and also starred Justin Benson and Aaron Moorehead. The Endless will definitely keep you interested with it's fascinating twists, originality and smart script writing.
Two brothers that years earlier had fled a suicide cult, find themselves swept back into the fold after they receive a curious tape message from one of the cult leaders. Upon returning, the brothers soon realise that there is a lot more going on at the camp than they had first perceived.
This is a mind and time warping watch, with loads of visually pleasing wide shots of the dry, remote American landscape and tonnes of inexplicable occurrences; this film will keep you on your toes! However, unlike a lot of other mind bending sci-fi's there are no loose ends to toil over because everything is eventually revealed, which should leave most viewers satisfied.
FINAL SAY: We never anticipate the ways we're gonna isolate ourselves from the ones we care about.
3.5 Chilli peppers
DOWNSIZING
Release Date: 2017
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 134 mins
This latest instalment from one of my personally favourite directors Alexander Payne, is an enjoyable and thought provoking watch, so don't be swayed by the negative reviews that the critics unfairly gave to it.
Who doesn't want to reduce their carbon footprint and get rich in the process? Downsizing tackles issues relating to the environment and human sustainability in a refreshingly fun way, so don't be deterred by the scathing reviews that it received.
Scientists have discovered a way to shrink genetic and plant matter down to tiny proportions, making it possible for people to live more sustainable and eco-friendly lives. Paul (Matt Damon) and his wife Audrey (Kristen Wiig) have decided to abandon to their 'big' lives and try 'downsizing' for themselves.
The tone and pace of the story does change quite a bit during this movie, so what starts out as an amusing traipse through the pitfalls and benefits of downsizing turns into a thought provoking moral tale about life choices and love. Does that it make it bad? Not in my eyes it doesn't, but it could explain people's frustrations with the film.
Matt Damon is really good at portraying everyday people and he brings a lot of believability to the character of Paul. Hong Chau, although sporting one of the worst Vietnamese accents that I have ever heard, portrays one of the sweetest characters to ever grace the screen and she is just a joy to watch. Christoph Waltz, Jason Sudeikis and Kristen Wiig also deliver strong support to what is essentially a very original and enjoyable quirky tale.
FINAL SAY: When you know death comes soon, you look around things more close.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2017
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 134 mins
This latest instalment from one of my personally favourite directors Alexander Payne, is an enjoyable and thought provoking watch, so don't be swayed by the negative reviews that the critics unfairly gave to it.
Who doesn't want to reduce their carbon footprint and get rich in the process? Downsizing tackles issues relating to the environment and human sustainability in a refreshingly fun way, so don't be deterred by the scathing reviews that it received.
Scientists have discovered a way to shrink genetic and plant matter down to tiny proportions, making it possible for people to live more sustainable and eco-friendly lives. Paul (Matt Damon) and his wife Audrey (Kristen Wiig) have decided to abandon to their 'big' lives and try 'downsizing' for themselves.
The tone and pace of the story does change quite a bit during this movie, so what starts out as an amusing traipse through the pitfalls and benefits of downsizing turns into a thought provoking moral tale about life choices and love. Does that it make it bad? Not in my eyes it doesn't, but it could explain people's frustrations with the film.
Matt Damon is really good at portraying everyday people and he brings a lot of believability to the character of Paul. Hong Chau, although sporting one of the worst Vietnamese accents that I have ever heard, portrays one of the sweetest characters to ever grace the screen and she is just a joy to watch. Christoph Waltz, Jason Sudeikis and Kristen Wiig also deliver strong support to what is essentially a very original and enjoyable quirky tale.
FINAL SAY: When you know death comes soon, you look around things more close.
3 Chilli Peppers
JUSTICE LEAGUE
Release Date: 2017
Rating: M
Running Time: 120 mins
Unfairly slammed by critics, the latest DC Comic superhero offering is most certainly not a bad one. Directed partly by Zack Snyder and mostly by Joss Whedon and written by Chris Terrio and Joss Whedon, this new tale that bands together all of our favourite DC big guns with some much needed fresh blood was a really fun way to kill a couple of hours.
Batman enlists some assistance from a group of worthy superheroes in an attempt to defend the planet from Steppenwolf, an alien warlord with an army of Para-demons that heralds a catastrophic threat to all of humanity.
I thought that Justice League really showcased the uniqueness of the DC Comic empire, and just how 'super' superheroes can really be. It was a lot of fun to see such a variety of characters on screen together and not taking themselves too seriously. Everyone is on their A game here and with a star studded ensemble cast, there is a lot of talent on offer. Ben Affleck, Gal Gadot, Jason Momoa, Ezra Miller, Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Ray Fisher, Jeremy Irons, J.K. Simmons....the list just goes on and on. DC have thrown a lot of money at this instalment, and I personally enjoyed it immensely.
FINAL SAY: I do...very competitive ice dancing.
3.5 Chili Peppers
NOTE: In 2021, director Zack Snyder rebooted Justice League using the same script and literally called it "Zack Snyder's Justice League." It is two hours longer, has an R 18+ rating and uses the exact same cast as the original version. What it does improve on is the action scenes which are undeniably better in every way, however I did miss the humour that was present in the first offering and this version takes itself so seriously that it could be called overindulgent. It's a love it or leave it opportunity to be honest. Definitely a must see for die hard DC superhero fans but for anyone who isn't that committed and has already seen the 2017 version, you could probably just skip it altogether because for all the extra material, it was still only got a 3.5 Chilli Peppers from me.
Release Date: 2017
Rating: M
Running Time: 120 mins
Unfairly slammed by critics, the latest DC Comic superhero offering is most certainly not a bad one. Directed partly by Zack Snyder and mostly by Joss Whedon and written by Chris Terrio and Joss Whedon, this new tale that bands together all of our favourite DC big guns with some much needed fresh blood was a really fun way to kill a couple of hours.
Batman enlists some assistance from a group of worthy superheroes in an attempt to defend the planet from Steppenwolf, an alien warlord with an army of Para-demons that heralds a catastrophic threat to all of humanity.
I thought that Justice League really showcased the uniqueness of the DC Comic empire, and just how 'super' superheroes can really be. It was a lot of fun to see such a variety of characters on screen together and not taking themselves too seriously. Everyone is on their A game here and with a star studded ensemble cast, there is a lot of talent on offer. Ben Affleck, Gal Gadot, Jason Momoa, Ezra Miller, Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Ray Fisher, Jeremy Irons, J.K. Simmons....the list just goes on and on. DC have thrown a lot of money at this instalment, and I personally enjoyed it immensely.
FINAL SAY: I do...very competitive ice dancing.
3.5 Chili Peppers
NOTE: In 2021, director Zack Snyder rebooted Justice League using the same script and literally called it "Zack Snyder's Justice League." It is two hours longer, has an R 18+ rating and uses the exact same cast as the original version. What it does improve on is the action scenes which are undeniably better in every way, however I did miss the humour that was present in the first offering and this version takes itself so seriously that it could be called overindulgent. It's a love it or leave it opportunity to be honest. Definitely a must see for die hard DC superhero fans but for anyone who isn't that committed and has already seen the 2017 version, you could probably just skip it altogether because for all the extra material, it was still only got a 3.5 Chilli Peppers from me.
THE SHAPE OF WATER
Release Date: 2017
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 123 mins
A romance fantasy movie, written and directed by Guillermo del Toro and Vanessa Taylor that will definitely tug at your heartstrings with its whimsical fairytale-esque storyline and adorable characters. After scooping the Golden Globe for Best Director and Best Original Score, The Shape of Water also triumphed at the 90th Academy Awards winning Best Director, Best Original Music Score, Best Production Design and Best Picture.
Elise is a mute cleaner (Sally Hawkins) that works at secret government laboratory. She discovers an amphibious humanoid (Doug Jones) that is being held against its will and the two form a secret relationship through a mutual love of proteins and music. When the creature's life becomes endangered, Elise sets about trying to rescue it from the facility, putting herself and the creature at great risk.
This movie is so deliciously sweet! The musical score, the costuming, the set design, the storyline, it all works beautifully. The performances are equally strong, with Hawkins delivering a divine portrayal of a pint sized angel, Michael Shannon playing the role of bad-guy Strickland with a terrifying conviction, Doug Jones - a del Toro veteran, is consistently fabulous as the amphibious man and Octavia Spencer, Richard Jenkins and Michael Stuhlbarg all offer solid support roles.
I haven't liked a del Toro movie for a long while now, however, The Shape of Water proves that he's back, and that he still has what it takes when it comes to making enchanting monster movies.
FINAL SAY: If we do nothing, neither are we.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2017
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 123 mins
A romance fantasy movie, written and directed by Guillermo del Toro and Vanessa Taylor that will definitely tug at your heartstrings with its whimsical fairytale-esque storyline and adorable characters. After scooping the Golden Globe for Best Director and Best Original Score, The Shape of Water also triumphed at the 90th Academy Awards winning Best Director, Best Original Music Score, Best Production Design and Best Picture.
Elise is a mute cleaner (Sally Hawkins) that works at secret government laboratory. She discovers an amphibious humanoid (Doug Jones) that is being held against its will and the two form a secret relationship through a mutual love of proteins and music. When the creature's life becomes endangered, Elise sets about trying to rescue it from the facility, putting herself and the creature at great risk.
This movie is so deliciously sweet! The musical score, the costuming, the set design, the storyline, it all works beautifully. The performances are equally strong, with Hawkins delivering a divine portrayal of a pint sized angel, Michael Shannon playing the role of bad-guy Strickland with a terrifying conviction, Doug Jones - a del Toro veteran, is consistently fabulous as the amphibious man and Octavia Spencer, Richard Jenkins and Michael Stuhlbarg all offer solid support roles.
I haven't liked a del Toro movie for a long while now, however, The Shape of Water proves that he's back, and that he still has what it takes when it comes to making enchanting monster movies.
FINAL SAY: If we do nothing, neither are we.
4 Chilli Peppers
THOR: RAGNAROK
Release Date: 2017
Rating: M
Running Time: 130 mins
Without a doubt, this latest Marvel Thor movie is definitely the best one so far. With New Zealand director Taika Waititi at the helm, this Thor offering is not taking itself seriously at all, which has added some much welcomed levity to all of the action and adventure.
When Odin passes away, his firstborn child Hela - Goddess of Death, returns to Asgard to claim the throne. Feuding brothers Thor and Loki must band together in an attempt to defeat their evil sister and save Asgard. However, this proves difficult when Thor becomes imprisoned and is forced to fight as a gladiator against his old friend The Hulk.
This superhero film is fun with a capital F. The characters are terrific, the action sequences and effects are fast and extremely exciting, the soundtrack is awesome and the two hours of viewing time just flew by for me. Every member of the cast appears to be having a lot of fun onscreen, especially Jeff Goldblum as Grandmaster and Cate Blanchett as Hela who are really delivering a little extra ham to their larger than life characters. Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo and Tom Hiddleston are really at their best and showing off all of their comedic abilities in spectacular fashion. Expect to get a lots of laughs out of this, it's just really good fun and definitely one to see on the big screen.
FINAL SAY: It's called the uh....Revengers!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2017
Rating: M
Running Time: 130 mins
Without a doubt, this latest Marvel Thor movie is definitely the best one so far. With New Zealand director Taika Waititi at the helm, this Thor offering is not taking itself seriously at all, which has added some much welcomed levity to all of the action and adventure.
When Odin passes away, his firstborn child Hela - Goddess of Death, returns to Asgard to claim the throne. Feuding brothers Thor and Loki must band together in an attempt to defeat their evil sister and save Asgard. However, this proves difficult when Thor becomes imprisoned and is forced to fight as a gladiator against his old friend The Hulk.
This superhero film is fun with a capital F. The characters are terrific, the action sequences and effects are fast and extremely exciting, the soundtrack is awesome and the two hours of viewing time just flew by for me. Every member of the cast appears to be having a lot of fun onscreen, especially Jeff Goldblum as Grandmaster and Cate Blanchett as Hela who are really delivering a little extra ham to their larger than life characters. Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo and Tom Hiddleston are really at their best and showing off all of their comedic abilities in spectacular fashion. Expect to get a lots of laughs out of this, it's just really good fun and definitely one to see on the big screen.
FINAL SAY: It's called the uh....Revengers!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
BLADE RUNNER 2049
Release Date: 2017
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 164 mins
With some mighty big shoes to fill, this revisit to the Blade Runner story does not fail to deliver with its stunning visuals and captivating storyline. Directed by Denis Villeneuve and based on the characters of Philip K. Dick's novel 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?' this is a spectacular modern science fiction experience. I would even go so far as to say that I actually thought that the storyline was superior to the original, however, even the extra bonus of spectacular CGI and modern effects could not top the eerie otherworldly music and vibe of the 1982 original, which has been faithfully recreated here again.
Thirty years have passed by since we saw Deckard and Rachael ride off into the sunset, and there have been many developments in the world of Artificial Intelligence. Blade runner and replicant K (Ryan Gosling) uncovers a long buried mystery that, if discovered, would change the world forever.
The first Blade Runner was all about replicants thinking that they were human and then discovering that they are actually synthetic; this second installment is in many ways the opposite of that. The replicants all know that they are synthetic and find themselves dreaming about being human; it is masterfully and poetically beautiful, filled with all of the human aching that the first installment established and then building perfectly on top of that.
Rylan Gosling's wooden disposition made him the ideal choice for a replicant blade runner and an aging Harrison Ford successfully reprises his role of Deckard. Notable performances are also offered from Ana de Armas, Robin Wright, Jared Leto and Mackenzie Davis, who all deliver on point here.
Like all science fiction films, this will not appeal to everyone's taste, but I thought that it was nothing short of amazing.
FINAL SAY: Sometimes to love someone, you got to be a stranger.
4.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2017
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 164 mins
With some mighty big shoes to fill, this revisit to the Blade Runner story does not fail to deliver with its stunning visuals and captivating storyline. Directed by Denis Villeneuve and based on the characters of Philip K. Dick's novel 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?' this is a spectacular modern science fiction experience. I would even go so far as to say that I actually thought that the storyline was superior to the original, however, even the extra bonus of spectacular CGI and modern effects could not top the eerie otherworldly music and vibe of the 1982 original, which has been faithfully recreated here again.
Thirty years have passed by since we saw Deckard and Rachael ride off into the sunset, and there have been many developments in the world of Artificial Intelligence. Blade runner and replicant K (Ryan Gosling) uncovers a long buried mystery that, if discovered, would change the world forever.
The first Blade Runner was all about replicants thinking that they were human and then discovering that they are actually synthetic; this second installment is in many ways the opposite of that. The replicants all know that they are synthetic and find themselves dreaming about being human; it is masterfully and poetically beautiful, filled with all of the human aching that the first installment established and then building perfectly on top of that.
Rylan Gosling's wooden disposition made him the ideal choice for a replicant blade runner and an aging Harrison Ford successfully reprises his role of Deckard. Notable performances are also offered from Ana de Armas, Robin Wright, Jared Leto and Mackenzie Davis, who all deliver on point here.
Like all science fiction films, this will not appeal to everyone's taste, but I thought that it was nothing short of amazing.
FINAL SAY: Sometimes to love someone, you got to be a stranger.
4.5 Chilli Peppers
LIFE
Release Date: 2017
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 110 mins
You know how these alien movies go; astronauts go into deep space, they find something otherworldly and get all excited about it and then before they know what's going on, alien shit is bursting out of people's chests, everyone is freaking out and the ship becomes a claustrophobic alien hell hole. Life is not unlike any of that, in fact it is exactly like that, well almost like that anyway.
On a mission to Mars, a crew aboard an International Space Station discover life beyond our own planet. However this rapidly evolving life form proves to be a highly intelligent killing machine that is determined to kill everyone on board.
A stellar cast that includes the likes of Jake Gyllenhaal, Ryan Reynolds and Hiroyuki Sanada deliver a reasonably tight and suspenseful science fiction thriller. The effects are good, the acting is convincing and the alien life form is interesting for sure. The biggest problem that I had with this movie was that it lacked originality; as I said we know how this goes, so predictable would be understatement. If you've never seen any alien movies before, you'll probably love it, for the rest of us, it's just a nice predictable romp through some very familiar territory, but it's certainly not a game changer.
FINAL SAY: This is some Re-animator shit.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2017
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 110 mins
You know how these alien movies go; astronauts go into deep space, they find something otherworldly and get all excited about it and then before they know what's going on, alien shit is bursting out of people's chests, everyone is freaking out and the ship becomes a claustrophobic alien hell hole. Life is not unlike any of that, in fact it is exactly like that, well almost like that anyway.
On a mission to Mars, a crew aboard an International Space Station discover life beyond our own planet. However this rapidly evolving life form proves to be a highly intelligent killing machine that is determined to kill everyone on board.
A stellar cast that includes the likes of Jake Gyllenhaal, Ryan Reynolds and Hiroyuki Sanada deliver a reasonably tight and suspenseful science fiction thriller. The effects are good, the acting is convincing and the alien life form is interesting for sure. The biggest problem that I had with this movie was that it lacked originality; as I said we know how this goes, so predictable would be understatement. If you've never seen any alien movies before, you'll probably love it, for the rest of us, it's just a nice predictable romp through some very familiar territory, but it's certainly not a game changer.
FINAL SAY: This is some Re-animator shit.
3 Chilli Peppers
LOGAN
Release Date: 2017
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 135 mins
Hugh Jackman reprises his role of Wolverine for the very last time in Logan, and what a swan song it is! Revered by critics and superhero fans alike, Logan does not fail to entertain with its heartfelt sentiments of a failing mutant as he struggles through his final days on earth.
In the dystopian future of 2029, mutants are almost completely wiped out. At a remote outpost in Mexico, Logan attempts to keep a low profile as he cares for the now severely ailing Professor X. Their belief that they are the last of their kind is shattered when they become entangled with a young mutant female that is on the run from the authorities.
Produced by Marvel Entertainment, Logan took over $611 million at box offices worldwide, making it the fourth highest grossing movie of 2017. And I have to be honest here, this is a terrific homage to all things X-Men which I found extremely and surprisingly entertaining.
Dafne Keen is absolutely amazing as the young fugitive mutant Laura; adorable and lethal in equal measures, and Hugh Jackman is at his best as the ailing 'old timer' mutant Logan, bringing something perfectly human to the Wolverine character for the very first time. The MA 15+ rating is completely necessary due to the graphic and high level violence fight scenes, but this film is more adult than the other X-Men movies for so many other reasons as well, and it is certainly a feather in the cap of the X-Men juggernaut franchise, and hopefully a sign of more adult super movies to come.
FINAL SAY: Bad shit happens to people I care about.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2017
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 135 mins
Hugh Jackman reprises his role of Wolverine for the very last time in Logan, and what a swan song it is! Revered by critics and superhero fans alike, Logan does not fail to entertain with its heartfelt sentiments of a failing mutant as he struggles through his final days on earth.
In the dystopian future of 2029, mutants are almost completely wiped out. At a remote outpost in Mexico, Logan attempts to keep a low profile as he cares for the now severely ailing Professor X. Their belief that they are the last of their kind is shattered when they become entangled with a young mutant female that is on the run from the authorities.
Produced by Marvel Entertainment, Logan took over $611 million at box offices worldwide, making it the fourth highest grossing movie of 2017. And I have to be honest here, this is a terrific homage to all things X-Men which I found extremely and surprisingly entertaining.
Dafne Keen is absolutely amazing as the young fugitive mutant Laura; adorable and lethal in equal measures, and Hugh Jackman is at his best as the ailing 'old timer' mutant Logan, bringing something perfectly human to the Wolverine character for the very first time. The MA 15+ rating is completely necessary due to the graphic and high level violence fight scenes, but this film is more adult than the other X-Men movies for so many other reasons as well, and it is certainly a feather in the cap of the X-Men juggernaut franchise, and hopefully a sign of more adult super movies to come.
FINAL SAY: Bad shit happens to people I care about.
4 Chilli Peppers
THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL 2
Release Date: 2017
Rating: M
Running Time: 138 mins
They're back and they are just as terrific the second time around! The Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 is every bit as entertaining as the first instalment was in 2014, proving that some superhero franchises can keep their momentum amidst the sea of 'super' movie mediocrity that is presently floating around.
This time Star Lord manages to find out who his father is, Groot returns as the most adorable tree sapling imaginable, Gamora tries to mend her fractured relationship with her sister, Rodney Raccoon does some soul searching and Drax brings all the laughs, of which there are many.
This film hits all the right notes for a superhero movie; it has an excellent mix of humour and drama, the pace is fast, the galactic concepts are interesting and visually pleasing, the retro soundtrack is awesome and just like I did with the first instalment, I walked out with a feel good vibe, which always makes a movie a winner in my books.
FINAL SAY: So, are we saving the universe again?
4 Chilli Peppers
NOTE: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 was released in 2023, and just like its two predecessors, it did not fail to entertain, emote and enthral. Volume 3 offers a fitting end to the Guardians franchise that delivers a breath of fresh air to all of the 'super' exhausted audiences. Rocket's back story is revealed and director/ writer James Gunn sensitively dots all of the i's and crosses all of the t's to make the character connections clear and the ending deeply satisfying. A fabulous end to a genuinely terrific trilogy.
Release Date: 2017
Rating: M
Running Time: 138 mins
They're back and they are just as terrific the second time around! The Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 is every bit as entertaining as the first instalment was in 2014, proving that some superhero franchises can keep their momentum amidst the sea of 'super' movie mediocrity that is presently floating around.
This time Star Lord manages to find out who his father is, Groot returns as the most adorable tree sapling imaginable, Gamora tries to mend her fractured relationship with her sister, Rodney Raccoon does some soul searching and Drax brings all the laughs, of which there are many.
This film hits all the right notes for a superhero movie; it has an excellent mix of humour and drama, the pace is fast, the galactic concepts are interesting and visually pleasing, the retro soundtrack is awesome and just like I did with the first instalment, I walked out with a feel good vibe, which always makes a movie a winner in my books.
FINAL SAY: So, are we saving the universe again?
4 Chilli Peppers
NOTE: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 was released in 2023, and just like its two predecessors, it did not fail to entertain, emote and enthral. Volume 3 offers a fitting end to the Guardians franchise that delivers a breath of fresh air to all of the 'super' exhausted audiences. Rocket's back story is revealed and director/ writer James Gunn sensitively dots all of the i's and crosses all of the t's to make the character connections clear and the ending deeply satisfying. A fabulous end to a genuinely terrific trilogy.
A MONSTER CALLS
Release Date: 2017
Rating: PG
Running Time: 108 mins
Get your tissue box at the ready for this beautifully realised and highly emotional adaption of the fantasy novel of the same name by Patrick Ness. Praised for its themes, directing, performances and visual effects, A Monster Calls is a dark story that will leave you feeling like you have just been punched in the stomach when it ends, so make sure you are feeling brave before you tune in for this one.
12 year old Conor O'Malley is struggling with his terminally ill mother, his strict grandmother, his estranged father and an overbearing school bully. At the peak of his struggles a tree-like monster visits during the night, telling Conor that he will share three true stories with him and in return, Conor must share a fourth tale of his own, a story that will reveal his truth.
The entire cast are tremendously good here and have been really well cast; especially Liam Neeson as the Monster's voice, Sigourney Weaver as Conor's overbearing grandmother and Lewis MacDougall, who portrays young Conor with a heartbreaking sincerity.
If this film doesn't make you cry, then nothing will, it's a real tearjerker. Add all those deep feelings together with Liam Neeson's milky and melodic voice and you've got yourself an open floodgate people, beware! I sobbed like a baby.
FINAL SAY: Stories are wild animals...if you let them break loose, who knows what havoc they may wreak.
3.5 Chilli peppers
Release Date: 2017
Rating: PG
Running Time: 108 mins
Get your tissue box at the ready for this beautifully realised and highly emotional adaption of the fantasy novel of the same name by Patrick Ness. Praised for its themes, directing, performances and visual effects, A Monster Calls is a dark story that will leave you feeling like you have just been punched in the stomach when it ends, so make sure you are feeling brave before you tune in for this one.
12 year old Conor O'Malley is struggling with his terminally ill mother, his strict grandmother, his estranged father and an overbearing school bully. At the peak of his struggles a tree-like monster visits during the night, telling Conor that he will share three true stories with him and in return, Conor must share a fourth tale of his own, a story that will reveal his truth.
The entire cast are tremendously good here and have been really well cast; especially Liam Neeson as the Monster's voice, Sigourney Weaver as Conor's overbearing grandmother and Lewis MacDougall, who portrays young Conor with a heartbreaking sincerity.
If this film doesn't make you cry, then nothing will, it's a real tearjerker. Add all those deep feelings together with Liam Neeson's milky and melodic voice and you've got yourself an open floodgate people, beware! I sobbed like a baby.
FINAL SAY: Stories are wild animals...if you let them break loose, who knows what havoc they may wreak.
3.5 Chilli peppers
ARRIVAL
Release Date: 2016
Rating: M
Running Time: 116 mins
Adapted from the 1998 novella The Story of Your Life by Eric Heisserer and directed by Denis Villeneuve, Arrival delivers a deeply meaningful narrative that is definitely a must see experience for fans of quality sci-fi. Following in the footsteps of greats like Interstellar and Contact, Arrival has a level of sophistication and intelligence that allows it to directly ask and answer the big questions that would arise in a first contact experience.
When extraterrestrials mysteriously arrive on the Earth in their pod-shaped ships, but do not attempt to exit, everyone wants to know why they have come. Linguist Louise Banks (Amy Adams) and physicist Ian Donnelly (Jeremy Renner) are employed to lead a research team into determining why the aliens have arrived and what it is that they want.
Adams and Renner are simply perfect together, and were very wise casting choices. Amy Adams has certainly hit her stride and doesn't seem to be faltering in any genre that she takes on; she really does just shine here.
It was so refreshing to see a first contact film address a meaningful interaction instead of going all gung-ho slaughter all aliens, which we unfortunately see so very often in these types of sci-fi stories. Not since Close Encounters of the Third Kind have we seen such a genuine interest to learn more about life other than our own portrayed in cinema, and Arrival offers so much more emotion and room for introspection that it just leaves you spinning when it is over.
FINAL SAY: If you could see your whole life from start to finish, would you change things?
4.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2016
Rating: M
Running Time: 116 mins
Adapted from the 1998 novella The Story of Your Life by Eric Heisserer and directed by Denis Villeneuve, Arrival delivers a deeply meaningful narrative that is definitely a must see experience for fans of quality sci-fi. Following in the footsteps of greats like Interstellar and Contact, Arrival has a level of sophistication and intelligence that allows it to directly ask and answer the big questions that would arise in a first contact experience.
When extraterrestrials mysteriously arrive on the Earth in their pod-shaped ships, but do not attempt to exit, everyone wants to know why they have come. Linguist Louise Banks (Amy Adams) and physicist Ian Donnelly (Jeremy Renner) are employed to lead a research team into determining why the aliens have arrived and what it is that they want.
Adams and Renner are simply perfect together, and were very wise casting choices. Amy Adams has certainly hit her stride and doesn't seem to be faltering in any genre that she takes on; she really does just shine here.
It was so refreshing to see a first contact film address a meaningful interaction instead of going all gung-ho slaughter all aliens, which we unfortunately see so very often in these types of sci-fi stories. Not since Close Encounters of the Third Kind have we seen such a genuine interest to learn more about life other than our own portrayed in cinema, and Arrival offers so much more emotion and room for introspection that it just leaves you spinning when it is over.
FINAL SAY: If you could see your whole life from start to finish, would you change things?
4.5 Chilli Peppers
FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM
Release Date: 2016
Rating: PG
Running Time: 132 mins
Fans of the original Harry Potter franchise are going to love this movie, just as I did. Sure there's no Voldemort or Harry, and there's only a tiny utterance of Dumbledore's name, but what there is, is tonnes of magic; and really exciting adult-based magic at that.
Brit wizard Newt Scamander (Eddie Redmayne) has just arrived in New York with a suitcase of magical creatures. His somewhat simplistic reason for travel turns to disarray when he accidentally becomes involved with a muggle named Jacob, the American wizarding law enforcement agency and a dark, destructive force called an Obscurus.
The story is set in 1926, so it clearly prequels the Harry Potter juggernaut, and even though the majority of wizards are American, this still has the same charm and magical splendor that we have come to expect from J.K. Rowling. There are many new magical creatures and concepts to wrap your head around, which makes the entire experience feel fresh without being contradictory or dismissive to the previous British magical world that we have all grown so fond of.
The cast are just fabulous, especially Eddie Redmayne who just shines as Newt Scamander and Dan Fogler who practically steals the show with his darling muggle antics as Jacob Kowalski the baker. This is a must see movie for all of the magical minded fans that followed the Potter empire from start to end. It was just so great to back in the wizarding world for a couple of hours again.
FINAL SAY: I ain't got the brains to make this up.
4 Chilli Peppers
Note: In spite of some hideously scathing reviews, the second instalment of Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald that was released in 2018 was actually another great trip to 'Potter-land' for me. I happily gave it 3 Chilli Peppers and know that all die hard Harry Potter fans will adore it.
Release Date: 2016
Rating: PG
Running Time: 132 mins
Fans of the original Harry Potter franchise are going to love this movie, just as I did. Sure there's no Voldemort or Harry, and there's only a tiny utterance of Dumbledore's name, but what there is, is tonnes of magic; and really exciting adult-based magic at that.
Brit wizard Newt Scamander (Eddie Redmayne) has just arrived in New York with a suitcase of magical creatures. His somewhat simplistic reason for travel turns to disarray when he accidentally becomes involved with a muggle named Jacob, the American wizarding law enforcement agency and a dark, destructive force called an Obscurus.
The story is set in 1926, so it clearly prequels the Harry Potter juggernaut, and even though the majority of wizards are American, this still has the same charm and magical splendor that we have come to expect from J.K. Rowling. There are many new magical creatures and concepts to wrap your head around, which makes the entire experience feel fresh without being contradictory or dismissive to the previous British magical world that we have all grown so fond of.
The cast are just fabulous, especially Eddie Redmayne who just shines as Newt Scamander and Dan Fogler who practically steals the show with his darling muggle antics as Jacob Kowalski the baker. This is a must see movie for all of the magical minded fans that followed the Potter empire from start to end. It was just so great to back in the wizarding world for a couple of hours again.
FINAL SAY: I ain't got the brains to make this up.
4 Chilli Peppers
Note: In spite of some hideously scathing reviews, the second instalment of Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald that was released in 2018 was actually another great trip to 'Potter-land' for me. I happily gave it 3 Chilli Peppers and know that all die hard Harry Potter fans will adore it.
MISS PEREGRINE'S HOME FOR PECULIAR CHILDREN
Release Date: 2016
Rating: M
Running Time: 127 mins
A delightful, and also at times frightening fantasy, adventure story, based on the novel of the same name by Random Riggs and directed by Tim Burton. Having also read the book, this was a decent interpretation, and didn't stray too far from the story line of the novel. With a bevvy of unique and unusual characters to encompass, this was no small feat for Tim Burton to tackle, and I really enjoyed seeing the characters come to life on the big screen.
Jacob's grandfather has filled his head for years with elaborate and exciting tales about a magical orphanage run by a bird and filled with gifted children. When his grandfather dies under odd circumstances, Jacob begins to entertain the possibility that the tales were actually true and sets out on an adventure to find out for himself.
Balancing between whimsical and terrifying, there is a lovely tale to be discovered here about embracing differences and finding strength during difficult times. The cast is just fantastic, with the ever beautiful Eva Green dazzling as Miss Peregrine, veteran Judi Dench lending a professional hand as Miss Avocet and Samuel L. Jackson, who was clearly having a ball hamming up his role as the super villain, Barron.
FINAL SAY: You don't have to make us feel safe, because you've made us feel brave.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2016
Rating: M
Running Time: 127 mins
A delightful, and also at times frightening fantasy, adventure story, based on the novel of the same name by Random Riggs and directed by Tim Burton. Having also read the book, this was a decent interpretation, and didn't stray too far from the story line of the novel. With a bevvy of unique and unusual characters to encompass, this was no small feat for Tim Burton to tackle, and I really enjoyed seeing the characters come to life on the big screen.
Jacob's grandfather has filled his head for years with elaborate and exciting tales about a magical orphanage run by a bird and filled with gifted children. When his grandfather dies under odd circumstances, Jacob begins to entertain the possibility that the tales were actually true and sets out on an adventure to find out for himself.
Balancing between whimsical and terrifying, there is a lovely tale to be discovered here about embracing differences and finding strength during difficult times. The cast is just fantastic, with the ever beautiful Eva Green dazzling as Miss Peregrine, veteran Judi Dench lending a professional hand as Miss Avocet and Samuel L. Jackson, who was clearly having a ball hamming up his role as the super villain, Barron.
FINAL SAY: You don't have to make us feel safe, because you've made us feel brave.
3 Chilli Peppers
MIDNIGHT SPECIAL
Release Date: 2016
Rating: M
Running Time: 112 mins
Written and directed by Jeff Nichols, this is a science fiction movie that differs in both its delivery and its intentions. To be honest, I think that a lot of people may feel let down by this movie. If you are coming for a purely sci-fi experience, I would definitely say beware, this movie is probably not for you. Steeped in emotion and dramatic tension, this film is far more concerned about the journey than the destination, and after pondering it for a few days after I viewed it, I decided that I actually really liked the film for that very reason.
Young Alton Meyer is unlike anyone else on the planet. He has unique abilities and talents that make him special. His abilities have also made him desirable to the government and a religious cult that worship him, and they will stop at nothing to get to him before his father, mother and a close friend take him to reach his desired destination.
Michael Shannon, Kirsten Dunst, Joel Edgerton, Adam Driver and young Jaeden Lieberher all show us how quality acting can lift any script to higher heights, and without their intensely great performances this movie would have seriously fallen flat on its face. Not one for the masses, but definitely worth a gander.
FINAL SAY: Sometimes we are asked to do things that are beyond us.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2016
Rating: M
Running Time: 112 mins
Written and directed by Jeff Nichols, this is a science fiction movie that differs in both its delivery and its intentions. To be honest, I think that a lot of people may feel let down by this movie. If you are coming for a purely sci-fi experience, I would definitely say beware, this movie is probably not for you. Steeped in emotion and dramatic tension, this film is far more concerned about the journey than the destination, and after pondering it for a few days after I viewed it, I decided that I actually really liked the film for that very reason.
Young Alton Meyer is unlike anyone else on the planet. He has unique abilities and talents that make him special. His abilities have also made him desirable to the government and a religious cult that worship him, and they will stop at nothing to get to him before his father, mother and a close friend take him to reach his desired destination.
Michael Shannon, Kirsten Dunst, Joel Edgerton, Adam Driver and young Jaeden Lieberher all show us how quality acting can lift any script to higher heights, and without their intensely great performances this movie would have seriously fallen flat on its face. Not one for the masses, but definitely worth a gander.
FINAL SAY: Sometimes we are asked to do things that are beyond us.
3 Chilli Peppers
10 CLOVERFIELD LANE
Release Date: 2016
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 104 mins
A young woman awakens to find herself locked in a bunker with two men. One man claims to have saved her life after a fatal accident, and both men claim to be hiding out from a recent apocalyptic event. With no real evidence to support either of their claims, the woman grows more and more suspicious of their motives as tensions build within the claustrophobic confines of the bunker.
This is a great psychological thriller/ sci-fi movie mashup that will keep you on the edge of your seat with it's atmospheric intensity and intrigue. John Goodman delivers a quality performance as Howard, and Mary Elizabeth Winstead does a convincing job of Michelle, a character who is utterly perplexed and completely gung-ho in equal measures.
This isn't really anything like J.J Abram's first Cloverfield production, so if you're looking for lots of monsters and shaky camera action, you've come to the wrong place.
FINAL SAY: Crazy is building your ark after the flood has already come.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2016
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 104 mins
A young woman awakens to find herself locked in a bunker with two men. One man claims to have saved her life after a fatal accident, and both men claim to be hiding out from a recent apocalyptic event. With no real evidence to support either of their claims, the woman grows more and more suspicious of their motives as tensions build within the claustrophobic confines of the bunker.
This is a great psychological thriller/ sci-fi movie mashup that will keep you on the edge of your seat with it's atmospheric intensity and intrigue. John Goodman delivers a quality performance as Howard, and Mary Elizabeth Winstead does a convincing job of Michelle, a character who is utterly perplexed and completely gung-ho in equal measures.
This isn't really anything like J.J Abram's first Cloverfield production, so if you're looking for lots of monsters and shaky camera action, you've come to the wrong place.
FINAL SAY: Crazy is building your ark after the flood has already come.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
DEADPOOL and DEADPOOL 2
Release Date: 2016 AND 2018
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 108 mins and 120 mins
Just when my tolerance for 'super' related movie material was at an all time low, Deadpool comes along and smashes my preconceived ideas and delivers far beyond my expectations.
Slick, smart and incredibly funny, Deadpool comes on strong with it's vulgar humour, gratuitous violence and thrilling pace, breathing some much needed life back into the comic-book 'superhero' genre.
Former Special Forces Agent Wade Wilson undergoes a ruthless and rogue experimentation process that transforms him into Deadpool; a hideous and hilarious anti-hero seeking to destroy the man who ruined his life.
There is nothing revolutionary in terms of storyline here, it's a tried and true superhero formula that we've all seen a million times before, but it's the way that it's delivered that gives it so much kick. When Deadpool isn't breaking through the 4th wall, he's cracking skulls and cracking jokes at a dizzying rate, and the humour is funny, really, really funny.
Ryan Reynolds shines as Deadpool, a role that he is perfectly cast in and delivering on completely. It was good to see Morena Baccarin back on screen again, after she virtually vanished following the Firefly fiasco, and she does a fine job of playing Deadpool''s love interest.
Deadpool 2 introduces a brand new foe named Cable (Josh Brolin), a time traveller that is seeking vengeance on an angry teenage mutant named Russell (Julian Dennison). Some other new characters are introduced into the mix, presenting an opportunity for Deadpool to create his own band of misfits called 'X Force.' The jokes and ultra-violence fly just as thick and fast as the first installment and if you enjoyed round one, you will definitely enjoy round two as well.
Overall, expect to be amused and high entertained, the pop culture references are laid on as thick as the sexy poses and the blood spattering, making it wild and unabashed and totally unmissable.
FINAL SAY: I'm touching myself tonight.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2016 AND 2018
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 108 mins and 120 mins
Just when my tolerance for 'super' related movie material was at an all time low, Deadpool comes along and smashes my preconceived ideas and delivers far beyond my expectations.
Slick, smart and incredibly funny, Deadpool comes on strong with it's vulgar humour, gratuitous violence and thrilling pace, breathing some much needed life back into the comic-book 'superhero' genre.
Former Special Forces Agent Wade Wilson undergoes a ruthless and rogue experimentation process that transforms him into Deadpool; a hideous and hilarious anti-hero seeking to destroy the man who ruined his life.
There is nothing revolutionary in terms of storyline here, it's a tried and true superhero formula that we've all seen a million times before, but it's the way that it's delivered that gives it so much kick. When Deadpool isn't breaking through the 4th wall, he's cracking skulls and cracking jokes at a dizzying rate, and the humour is funny, really, really funny.
Ryan Reynolds shines as Deadpool, a role that he is perfectly cast in and delivering on completely. It was good to see Morena Baccarin back on screen again, after she virtually vanished following the Firefly fiasco, and she does a fine job of playing Deadpool''s love interest.
Deadpool 2 introduces a brand new foe named Cable (Josh Brolin), a time traveller that is seeking vengeance on an angry teenage mutant named Russell (Julian Dennison). Some other new characters are introduced into the mix, presenting an opportunity for Deadpool to create his own band of misfits called 'X Force.' The jokes and ultra-violence fly just as thick and fast as the first installment and if you enjoyed round one, you will definitely enjoy round two as well.
Overall, expect to be amused and high entertained, the pop culture references are laid on as thick as the sexy poses and the blood spattering, making it wild and unabashed and totally unmissable.
FINAL SAY: I'm touching myself tonight.
4 Chilli Peppers
THE MARTIAN
Release Date: 2015
Rating: M
Running Time: 144 mins
A solid and genuinely heart pounding science fiction offering from director Ridley Scott. Based on the novel of the same name by Andy Weir, The Martian swept box offices and became the tenth highest grossing movie of 2015. It was also nominated for seven Academy Awards and critics all over the world were singing their praises for Matt Damon's excellent performance.
During an emergency evacuation, a team of astronauts on Mars accidentally mistake one of their crew members for dead and leave him behind. Mark Watney (Matt Damon) awakens injured and alone on Mars and must fight to survive against the odds. With diminishing resources, Watney (and the world), prays that NASA can come up with a way to save him before he perishes.
I was really on the edge of my seat, biting my nails and rooting for Watney through-out this movie. Damon showcases some serious acting ability and demonstrates a believable capacity to be both acutely harrowing and amusing whilst facing great adversity. I had a lot of fun with this film and I think that is another great sci-fi that is testament to the fact that space is scary as hell.
FINAL SAY: I'm gonna have to science the shit out of this.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2015
Rating: M
Running Time: 144 mins
A solid and genuinely heart pounding science fiction offering from director Ridley Scott. Based on the novel of the same name by Andy Weir, The Martian swept box offices and became the tenth highest grossing movie of 2015. It was also nominated for seven Academy Awards and critics all over the world were singing their praises for Matt Damon's excellent performance.
During an emergency evacuation, a team of astronauts on Mars accidentally mistake one of their crew members for dead and leave him behind. Mark Watney (Matt Damon) awakens injured and alone on Mars and must fight to survive against the odds. With diminishing resources, Watney (and the world), prays that NASA can come up with a way to save him before he perishes.
I was really on the edge of my seat, biting my nails and rooting for Watney through-out this movie. Damon showcases some serious acting ability and demonstrates a believable capacity to be both acutely harrowing and amusing whilst facing great adversity. I had a lot of fun with this film and I think that is another great sci-fi that is testament to the fact that space is scary as hell.
FINAL SAY: I'm gonna have to science the shit out of this.
4 Chilli Peppers
EX MACHINA
Release Date: 2015
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 108 mins
A stylized science fiction thriller, written and directed by Alex Garland. Ex Machina takes us into a world of artificial intelligence, presented in a sleek and visually polished environment, that is both beautiful and intensely claustrophobic.
The story revolves around Caleb, a programmer for Bluebook, the world's most successful search engine. Caleb wins a one week visit to the secluded estate of Bluebook CEO Nathan; and becomes involved in conducting a Turing Test on his humanoid robot called Ava, to measure her ability to persuade the tester that she is human.
Like all artificial intelligence cinema, there is a genuine yearning for the human condition that underpins all of the goings on within the movie. The effects are amazing, the robot Ava is intriguingly and believably designed, as too are the sets and stage designs. Strong performances are delivered from Alicia Vikander as Ava, Oscar Isaac as the maniacal 'Dr. Frankenstein' like character Nathan, and especially from Domhnall Gleeson as the uninformed assistant.
There is a really ominous feeling to this film that you just can't shake off, it's a slow burner but a definite piece of intrigue and a must see for fans of quality sci-fi.
FINAL SAY: This isn't a house, it's a research facility.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2015
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 108 mins
A stylized science fiction thriller, written and directed by Alex Garland. Ex Machina takes us into a world of artificial intelligence, presented in a sleek and visually polished environment, that is both beautiful and intensely claustrophobic.
The story revolves around Caleb, a programmer for Bluebook, the world's most successful search engine. Caleb wins a one week visit to the secluded estate of Bluebook CEO Nathan; and becomes involved in conducting a Turing Test on his humanoid robot called Ava, to measure her ability to persuade the tester that she is human.
Like all artificial intelligence cinema, there is a genuine yearning for the human condition that underpins all of the goings on within the movie. The effects are amazing, the robot Ava is intriguingly and believably designed, as too are the sets and stage designs. Strong performances are delivered from Alicia Vikander as Ava, Oscar Isaac as the maniacal 'Dr. Frankenstein' like character Nathan, and especially from Domhnall Gleeson as the uninformed assistant.
There is a really ominous feeling to this film that you just can't shake off, it's a slow burner but a definite piece of intrigue and a must see for fans of quality sci-fi.
FINAL SAY: This isn't a house, it's a research facility.
4 Chilli Peppers
JURASSIC WORLD
Release Date: 2015
Rating: PG
Running Time: 124 mins
This is the fourth installment in the Jurassic Park series, and clearly people aren't tiring of movies about giant prehistoric beasts yet, because so far Jurassic World is the second highest grossing film of 2015 and the 5th highest grossing movie of all time.
Set 22 years after the events of Jurassic Park, Jurassic World takes place on the same fictional island of Isla Nublar, where a fully functional dinosaur theme park is operating, built on the remains of the old and unsuccessful first theme park.
Everything is going along so well at the park, an Indiana Jones wannabe named Owen Grady (Chris Pratt) has even managed to train a herd of Velociraptors and the park's operations manager Claire (Bryce Dallas Howard) has agreed to have her nephews visit the park and has given them full access to all areas. But it wouldn't be Jurassic World if things didn't take a turn for the worst, which it does, when a new and genetically modified dinosaur called Indominus Rex breaks loose and goes on a killing spree across the park.
This is practically the same storyline as the first installment, with much better effects and even bigger dinosaurs - but at the end of the day it's just more of the same. It is the best of it's kind for it's gob-smacking effects, reputable casting and the fact that it is not demanding to be taken seriously. I have to be honest, if they really opened a Jurassic World, I would be the first one saying take my money, that theme park was amazing!
FINAL SAY: She's killing for sport.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2015
Rating: PG
Running Time: 124 mins
This is the fourth installment in the Jurassic Park series, and clearly people aren't tiring of movies about giant prehistoric beasts yet, because so far Jurassic World is the second highest grossing film of 2015 and the 5th highest grossing movie of all time.
Set 22 years after the events of Jurassic Park, Jurassic World takes place on the same fictional island of Isla Nublar, where a fully functional dinosaur theme park is operating, built on the remains of the old and unsuccessful first theme park.
Everything is going along so well at the park, an Indiana Jones wannabe named Owen Grady (Chris Pratt) has even managed to train a herd of Velociraptors and the park's operations manager Claire (Bryce Dallas Howard) has agreed to have her nephews visit the park and has given them full access to all areas. But it wouldn't be Jurassic World if things didn't take a turn for the worst, which it does, when a new and genetically modified dinosaur called Indominus Rex breaks loose and goes on a killing spree across the park.
This is practically the same storyline as the first installment, with much better effects and even bigger dinosaurs - but at the end of the day it's just more of the same. It is the best of it's kind for it's gob-smacking effects, reputable casting and the fact that it is not demanding to be taken seriously. I have to be honest, if they really opened a Jurassic World, I would be the first one saying take my money, that theme park was amazing!
FINAL SAY: She's killing for sport.
3 Chilli Peppers
INTERSTELLAR
Release Date: 2014
Rating: M
Running Time: 169 mins
Christopher Nolan's finest offering to date, and a very fine example of excellent science fiction story telling. Using revolutionary filming techniques and effects, Interstellar won the Best Visual Effects Academy Award in 2014 and mesmerized audiences with its depiction of a post apocalyptic future that requires the assistance of space exploration to find another planet for the human race to recolonize.
The Earth is rapidly becoming uninhabitable, so a NASA physicist, Professor Brand (Michael Caine) formulates a plan to save mankind by finding a new home across the galaxy. To do this, he enlists the help of Cooper (Matthew McConaughey) a former NASA pilot and three researchers, and sends them on an incredibly dangerous mission that requires them to journey through a wormhole to find possible salvation in one of the three planets that exist on the other side. Cooper must leave his two dependent children in the hands of his aging father to participate in a mission that could possibly save the life of all of humanity.
This is an incredible watch, the space scenes are utterly gripping and beautiful, the story line is sentimental but not sappy and the acting is amazing. McConaughey is brilliant as Cooper, the self sacrificing and homesick father, Hathaway is bringing her best as Brand, Caine is as good as he always is, and Jessica Chastain and Casey Affleck deliver perfectly as Cooper's adult children.
Interstellar had me hooked at the five minute mark, it is a beautifully put together piece of cinema that speaks volumes about sacrifice and love. One of the best science fiction offerings that I have seen in years.
FINAL SAY: Do not go quietly into that good night.
5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2014
Rating: M
Running Time: 169 mins
Christopher Nolan's finest offering to date, and a very fine example of excellent science fiction story telling. Using revolutionary filming techniques and effects, Interstellar won the Best Visual Effects Academy Award in 2014 and mesmerized audiences with its depiction of a post apocalyptic future that requires the assistance of space exploration to find another planet for the human race to recolonize.
The Earth is rapidly becoming uninhabitable, so a NASA physicist, Professor Brand (Michael Caine) formulates a plan to save mankind by finding a new home across the galaxy. To do this, he enlists the help of Cooper (Matthew McConaughey) a former NASA pilot and three researchers, and sends them on an incredibly dangerous mission that requires them to journey through a wormhole to find possible salvation in one of the three planets that exist on the other side. Cooper must leave his two dependent children in the hands of his aging father to participate in a mission that could possibly save the life of all of humanity.
This is an incredible watch, the space scenes are utterly gripping and beautiful, the story line is sentimental but not sappy and the acting is amazing. McConaughey is brilliant as Cooper, the self sacrificing and homesick father, Hathaway is bringing her best as Brand, Caine is as good as he always is, and Jessica Chastain and Casey Affleck deliver perfectly as Cooper's adult children.
Interstellar had me hooked at the five minute mark, it is a beautifully put together piece of cinema that speaks volumes about sacrifice and love. One of the best science fiction offerings that I have seen in years.
FINAL SAY: Do not go quietly into that good night.
5 Chilli Peppers
X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST
Release Date: 2014
Rating: M
Running Time: 131 mins
This is easily the best and most enjoyable of all of the X-Men offerings to date. It is a smorgasbord of mutant characters with a fresh and original story line that is both fun and interesting, and they even threw in Michael Fassbender as the young Magneto just to sweeten the deal.
When the future of all mutants and 'pro-mutant life' humans is threatened by indestructible robot Sentinels, the X-men are forced to take action. Kitty Pryde (Ellen Page) uses her time travel abilities to send Wolverine (Hugh Jackman) back to 1973 to change the course of the future by preventing Mystique (Jennifer Lawrence) from assassinating the Sentinels inventor Dr. Bolivar Trask (Peter Dinklage). Wolverine must persuade life long rivals Charles Xavier (James McAvoy) and Magneto (Michael Fassbender) to unite in the cause to save their own future selves.
The effects in this movie are out of this world and really inject new life into the X-Men franchise. My favourite scenes are the ones involving Quicksilver (Evan Peters), they are so exciting to watch! Basically, this movie is just plain good fun; lots of action, a stellar cast and you don't need to have seen any of the other X-Men movies to get the gist of what's going on.
FINAL SAY: The future of X-Men has never looked better.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2014
Rating: M
Running Time: 131 mins
This is easily the best and most enjoyable of all of the X-Men offerings to date. It is a smorgasbord of mutant characters with a fresh and original story line that is both fun and interesting, and they even threw in Michael Fassbender as the young Magneto just to sweeten the deal.
When the future of all mutants and 'pro-mutant life' humans is threatened by indestructible robot Sentinels, the X-men are forced to take action. Kitty Pryde (Ellen Page) uses her time travel abilities to send Wolverine (Hugh Jackman) back to 1973 to change the course of the future by preventing Mystique (Jennifer Lawrence) from assassinating the Sentinels inventor Dr. Bolivar Trask (Peter Dinklage). Wolverine must persuade life long rivals Charles Xavier (James McAvoy) and Magneto (Michael Fassbender) to unite in the cause to save their own future selves.
The effects in this movie are out of this world and really inject new life into the X-Men franchise. My favourite scenes are the ones involving Quicksilver (Evan Peters), they are so exciting to watch! Basically, this movie is just plain good fun; lots of action, a stellar cast and you don't need to have seen any of the other X-Men movies to get the gist of what's going on.
FINAL SAY: The future of X-Men has never looked better.
4 Chilli Peppers
THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY
Release Dates: 2014
Rating: M
Running Time: 121 mins
Unlike other Marvel superhero movies, The Guardians of the Galaxy is about group of five criminals, misfits and outcasts. They aren't rich or successful, they don't have super powers and they're not even on the same page when it comes to what their mission is, but they are an extremely entertaining bunch and a lot of fun to watch as they go from one dilemma to the next in this fast paced, high action science fiction adventure.
Peter Quill, or Star Lord as he prefers to be called, steals a mysterious orb from an ancient site in deep space. The orb is an object of much attention and Quill soon finds himself on the run from petty interstellar bandits and worse still - the super villain Ronan the Accuser. With some help from his new found entourage, Star Lord tries to dispose of the orb, stay ahead of his foes and ultimately save the galaxy.
The actual guardian characters are fabulously enjoyable. Vin Diesel voices the darling tree creature Groot and Bradley Cooper voices the foul mouthed Rocket Racoon - both of whom steal the show completely. Zoe Saldana is lovely as the green skinned Gamora, Dave Bautista is surprisingly funny as Drax the Destroyer and Chris Pratt is perfectly cast as Star Lord.
There's a lot to enjoy here, the space scenes are colourful and interesting, the storyline is easy but not too simple and it's just plain good fun all round.
FINAL SAY: A magical pelvis and a fab mixed tape.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Dates: 2014
Rating: M
Running Time: 121 mins
Unlike other Marvel superhero movies, The Guardians of the Galaxy is about group of five criminals, misfits and outcasts. They aren't rich or successful, they don't have super powers and they're not even on the same page when it comes to what their mission is, but they are an extremely entertaining bunch and a lot of fun to watch as they go from one dilemma to the next in this fast paced, high action science fiction adventure.
Peter Quill, or Star Lord as he prefers to be called, steals a mysterious orb from an ancient site in deep space. The orb is an object of much attention and Quill soon finds himself on the run from petty interstellar bandits and worse still - the super villain Ronan the Accuser. With some help from his new found entourage, Star Lord tries to dispose of the orb, stay ahead of his foes and ultimately save the galaxy.
The actual guardian characters are fabulously enjoyable. Vin Diesel voices the darling tree creature Groot and Bradley Cooper voices the foul mouthed Rocket Racoon - both of whom steal the show completely. Zoe Saldana is lovely as the green skinned Gamora, Dave Bautista is surprisingly funny as Drax the Destroyer and Chris Pratt is perfectly cast as Star Lord.
There's a lot to enjoy here, the space scenes are colourful and interesting, the storyline is easy but not too simple and it's just plain good fun all round.
FINAL SAY: A magical pelvis and a fab mixed tape.
4 Chilli Peppers
EDGE OF TOMORROW
Release Date: 2014
Rating: M
Running Time: 113 mins
I didn't expect to like this movie, but I did, very much in fact. Like Groundhog Day with a science fiction story line, this movie about a soldier that is doomed to repeat the same day over and over during a 'war of the worlds' battle with aliens, was an action-packed, high energy sci-fi that I was glad I didn't completely overlook.
Directed by Doug Liam and based on the Japanese novel All You Need Is Kill by Hiroshi Sakurazaka, Edge of Tomorrow has fabulous special effects with well constructed aliens and futuristic weaponry, an edge of your seat pace that is guaranteed to keep your attention, and a very intriguing storyline; in short, it's the 'perfect sci-fi movie' composition.
The story follows Major William Cage (Tom Cruise) as he finds himself on the battlefields of Europe, fighting extraterrestrial beings known as Mimics. When he dies in battle, he is shocked to find that he keeps time traveling back to the beginning of the day before to replay the events, over and over again. He continues to relive his death on the beaches until he encounters Sergeant Rita Vrataski (Emily Blunt), a highly skilled leader that has much in common with Cage.
This is the best that I have seen from Tom Cruise in ages, proving that when he is in the right roles, he shines. Emily Blunt is buff, beautiful and believable as The Full Metal Bitch, not an easy combination to pull off, but she does it with style. Support roles are well cast with the likes of Bill Paxton, Brendan Gleeson and Noah Taylor all putting their reputable feet forward, and overall I have to say that I was impressed.
FINAL SAY: On your feet, maggot!
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2014
Rating: M
Running Time: 113 mins
I didn't expect to like this movie, but I did, very much in fact. Like Groundhog Day with a science fiction story line, this movie about a soldier that is doomed to repeat the same day over and over during a 'war of the worlds' battle with aliens, was an action-packed, high energy sci-fi that I was glad I didn't completely overlook.
Directed by Doug Liam and based on the Japanese novel All You Need Is Kill by Hiroshi Sakurazaka, Edge of Tomorrow has fabulous special effects with well constructed aliens and futuristic weaponry, an edge of your seat pace that is guaranteed to keep your attention, and a very intriguing storyline; in short, it's the 'perfect sci-fi movie' composition.
The story follows Major William Cage (Tom Cruise) as he finds himself on the battlefields of Europe, fighting extraterrestrial beings known as Mimics. When he dies in battle, he is shocked to find that he keeps time traveling back to the beginning of the day before to replay the events, over and over again. He continues to relive his death on the beaches until he encounters Sergeant Rita Vrataski (Emily Blunt), a highly skilled leader that has much in common with Cage.
This is the best that I have seen from Tom Cruise in ages, proving that when he is in the right roles, he shines. Emily Blunt is buff, beautiful and believable as The Full Metal Bitch, not an easy combination to pull off, but she does it with style. Support roles are well cast with the likes of Bill Paxton, Brendan Gleeson and Noah Taylor all putting their reputable feet forward, and overall I have to say that I was impressed.
FINAL SAY: On your feet, maggot!
4 Chilli Peppers
PREDESTINATION
Release Date: 2014
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 97 mins
An Australian science fiction mystery, written and directed by Michael and Peter Spierig and based on the short story '-All You Zombies-' by Robert A. Heinlein which was about the paradoxes caused of time travel. This is intelligent, thinking man's sci-fi, that stretches the possibilities of time travel to extreme degrees, with very pleasing results.
A time travelling agent on a mission to stop a terrorist named the Fizzle Bomber, finds himself in a bar 1970 listening to a customer recall his strange, and often sad, life story.
There is so much happening in this movie, but I feel that to even write about one of those events would be a spoiler, and this movie is most definitely a film that it is better to watch without any prior knowledge. Ethan Hawke, Sarah Snook and Noah Taylor are the only recognizable faces, and they are all doing a great job in delivering a gripping and clever plot line. Expect to be challenged by this film, and although it is somewhat demanding of it's audience, it isn't inconceivable, which is what makes it so very good.
FINAL SAY: The one thing that this job has taught me is that truth is stranger than fiction.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2014
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 97 mins
An Australian science fiction mystery, written and directed by Michael and Peter Spierig and based on the short story '-All You Zombies-' by Robert A. Heinlein which was about the paradoxes caused of time travel. This is intelligent, thinking man's sci-fi, that stretches the possibilities of time travel to extreme degrees, with very pleasing results.
A time travelling agent on a mission to stop a terrorist named the Fizzle Bomber, finds himself in a bar 1970 listening to a customer recall his strange, and often sad, life story.
There is so much happening in this movie, but I feel that to even write about one of those events would be a spoiler, and this movie is most definitely a film that it is better to watch without any prior knowledge. Ethan Hawke, Sarah Snook and Noah Taylor are the only recognizable faces, and they are all doing a great job in delivering a gripping and clever plot line. Expect to be challenged by this film, and although it is somewhat demanding of it's audience, it isn't inconceivable, which is what makes it so very good.
FINAL SAY: The one thing that this job has taught me is that truth is stranger than fiction.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
UNDER THE SKIN
Release Date: 2013
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 108 mins
Jonathon Glazer, director of Sexy Beast and Birth delivers yet another thought provoking and mesmerising movie with his latest offering, Under the Skin. Based on Michel Faber's 2000 novel of the same name, this is unlike any other Sci-Fi that I have encountered; this is an intensely visceral and almost completely visually driven story line that had me literally perched on the edge of my seat.
A mysterious and other-worldly lady appears to be hunting the streets for potential male prey, however each encounter leads her to question her own motivations and eventually to seek out a deeper understanding of the world around her.
Scarlett Johansson is brilliant as the mostly silent and eerie mysterious woman; this is the grittiest and oddest thing that I have ever seen her do, and she really delivers well.
Overall, this is bold and beautiful film making, and for that reason it's not going to be everyone's cuppa tea. It's a slow burner, you'll be left with unanswered questions and haunted by some of the more confronting scenes; but in my mind it was a slice of Sci-Fi greatness.
FINAL SAY: Deep Under the Skin and into the mind.
4.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2013
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 108 mins
Jonathon Glazer, director of Sexy Beast and Birth delivers yet another thought provoking and mesmerising movie with his latest offering, Under the Skin. Based on Michel Faber's 2000 novel of the same name, this is unlike any other Sci-Fi that I have encountered; this is an intensely visceral and almost completely visually driven story line that had me literally perched on the edge of my seat.
A mysterious and other-worldly lady appears to be hunting the streets for potential male prey, however each encounter leads her to question her own motivations and eventually to seek out a deeper understanding of the world around her.
Scarlett Johansson is brilliant as the mostly silent and eerie mysterious woman; this is the grittiest and oddest thing that I have ever seen her do, and she really delivers well.
Overall, this is bold and beautiful film making, and for that reason it's not going to be everyone's cuppa tea. It's a slow burner, you'll be left with unanswered questions and haunted by some of the more confronting scenes; but in my mind it was a slice of Sci-Fi greatness.
FINAL SAY: Deep Under the Skin and into the mind.
4.5 Chilli Peppers
GRAVITY
Release Date: 2013
Rating: PG
Running Time: 91 mins
First and foremost, if you are going to watch this movie, do not watch it on a small screen. To really appreciate the full magnitude of this film you need a decent HD TV and surround sound, this movie is all about deep dark space and you really need to set an atmosphere to watch it. Gravity was clearly made for the big screen, and I think that the producers had expected that people would see it that way.
Alfonso Cuaron had a grand sweep at the BAFTAs, Golden Globes and the Academy Awards for Gravity, taking out Best Director on all fronts and it is easy to see why, this movie is a visual masterpiece and what it lacks in story line it makes up for ten fold in atmosphere and intensity.
A newbie medical engineer (Sandra Bullock) and a veteran astronaut (George Clooney) are left adrift in space after a catastrophic accident destroys their shuttle. With no way of reaching civilisation, the two soon realise that their only chance of survival relies upon their willingness to venture even further out into the unknown expanse of blackness.
This is a technical marvel, the CGI is used thoughtfully and you get a real sense of what the nothingness of space must really be like. The intensity had me perched on the edge of my seat, I thought it was a great watch.
FINAL SAY: Clear skies with a chance of satellite debris.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2013
Rating: PG
Running Time: 91 mins
First and foremost, if you are going to watch this movie, do not watch it on a small screen. To really appreciate the full magnitude of this film you need a decent HD TV and surround sound, this movie is all about deep dark space and you really need to set an atmosphere to watch it. Gravity was clearly made for the big screen, and I think that the producers had expected that people would see it that way.
Alfonso Cuaron had a grand sweep at the BAFTAs, Golden Globes and the Academy Awards for Gravity, taking out Best Director on all fronts and it is easy to see why, this movie is a visual masterpiece and what it lacks in story line it makes up for ten fold in atmosphere and intensity.
A newbie medical engineer (Sandra Bullock) and a veteran astronaut (George Clooney) are left adrift in space after a catastrophic accident destroys their shuttle. With no way of reaching civilisation, the two soon realise that their only chance of survival relies upon their willingness to venture even further out into the unknown expanse of blackness.
This is a technical marvel, the CGI is used thoughtfully and you get a real sense of what the nothingness of space must really be like. The intensity had me perched on the edge of my seat, I thought it was a great watch.
FINAL SAY: Clear skies with a chance of satellite debris.
4 Chilli Peppers
THE WORLD'S END
Release Date: 2013
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 109 mins
The final instalment in the Wright and Pegg Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy, and with incredibly huge boots to fill, The World's End still manages to keep it's sci-fi based head above water and deliver something amusing. I actually found the story about the reunification of the four friends narrative far more intriguing than the apocalypse story here; the fact there is also an alien invasion happening just made this a very unusual approach to what is essentially, an awkward homecoming movie.
Gary King (Simon Pegg) is a middle-aged washout with very little direction in life and a serious drinking problem. Gary rounds up his estranged childhood mates and convinces them to attempt 'The Golden Mile' - a pub crawl across 12 pubs in their hometown. Along 'The Golden Mile', the group begins to realise that they are under some sort of attack by alien drone robots, which is escalating rapidly.
In all honesty, I didn't think that this was as good as the first two offerings in the Three Flavours Series, but it does have merit. The same old cast have assembled again, offering continuity and familiarity, and although I was amused, this just didn't feel as fresh as previous Wright and Pegg scripts, probably because the twists are somewhat predictable the third time around. Nonetheless, The World's End is still worth a look, especially if you are lusting after an apocalyptic themed mayhem comedy.
FINAL SAY: A man of your legendary prowess drinking fucking rain! It's like a lion eating hummus.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2013
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 109 mins
The final instalment in the Wright and Pegg Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy, and with incredibly huge boots to fill, The World's End still manages to keep it's sci-fi based head above water and deliver something amusing. I actually found the story about the reunification of the four friends narrative far more intriguing than the apocalypse story here; the fact there is also an alien invasion happening just made this a very unusual approach to what is essentially, an awkward homecoming movie.
Gary King (Simon Pegg) is a middle-aged washout with very little direction in life and a serious drinking problem. Gary rounds up his estranged childhood mates and convinces them to attempt 'The Golden Mile' - a pub crawl across 12 pubs in their hometown. Along 'The Golden Mile', the group begins to realise that they are under some sort of attack by alien drone robots, which is escalating rapidly.
In all honesty, I didn't think that this was as good as the first two offerings in the Three Flavours Series, but it does have merit. The same old cast have assembled again, offering continuity and familiarity, and although I was amused, this just didn't feel as fresh as previous Wright and Pegg scripts, probably because the twists are somewhat predictable the third time around. Nonetheless, The World's End is still worth a look, especially if you are lusting after an apocalyptic themed mayhem comedy.
FINAL SAY: A man of your legendary prowess drinking fucking rain! It's like a lion eating hummus.
3 Chilli Peppers
THESE FINAL HOURS
Release Date: 2013
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 87 mins
An apocalyptic movie, filmed in Perth, Western Australia and directed by Zac Hilditch. These Final Hours is further proof that Australian's are producing high quality thrillers that are just as good as the overseas competition, and far more relatable to local audiences.
It is the final day on earth for Australians, much of the world has already been decimated by a cataclysmic event and in a few short hours it will reach the coastline of Australia. With only hours to live, James (Nathan Phillips) makes his way across the lawless and chaotic city streets of Perth to the party to end all parties, seeking oblivion from the impending doom. However, along the way he reluctantly saves the life of a young girl named Rose (Angourie Rice). James' strange new relationship with Rose forces him to address what really matters in his life as the time ticks away.
Nathan Phillips and Angourie Rice are excellent, their characters are well delivered and their reactions to the events that occur around them are portrayed with conviction and realism. I was really touched by this movie, I liked that there was personal revelation hidden amidst the cesspool of humanity's final hours, and I was gripped by the powerful knowledge that everything was going to end for everyone.
FINAL SAY: I never did believe in God....
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2013
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 87 mins
An apocalyptic movie, filmed in Perth, Western Australia and directed by Zac Hilditch. These Final Hours is further proof that Australian's are producing high quality thrillers that are just as good as the overseas competition, and far more relatable to local audiences.
It is the final day on earth for Australians, much of the world has already been decimated by a cataclysmic event and in a few short hours it will reach the coastline of Australia. With only hours to live, James (Nathan Phillips) makes his way across the lawless and chaotic city streets of Perth to the party to end all parties, seeking oblivion from the impending doom. However, along the way he reluctantly saves the life of a young girl named Rose (Angourie Rice). James' strange new relationship with Rose forces him to address what really matters in his life as the time ticks away.
Nathan Phillips and Angourie Rice are excellent, their characters are well delivered and their reactions to the events that occur around them are portrayed with conviction and realism. I was really touched by this movie, I liked that there was personal revelation hidden amidst the cesspool of humanity's final hours, and I was gripped by the powerful knowledge that everything was going to end for everyone.
FINAL SAY: I never did believe in God....
3.5 Chilli Peppers
THE HOBBIT (TRILOGY)
1.AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY
2.THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG
3.THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES
Release Date: 2012, 2013 and 2014
Rating: M
Running Time: 474 mins (total)
A glorious return to Middle Earth as the 1937 novel The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien is brought to spectacular life by Peter Jackson and Guillermo Del Toro. The film takes place sixty years before The Lord of the Rings, and acts as the perfect prequel to the series, fleshing out characters in greater depth and setting the scene for darker times ahead.
A homebody Hobbit is coerced by the wizard Gandalf into becoming an unlikely thief for a group of 13 Dwarves that are trying to reclaim their home Erebor from a dragon. Adventure ensues as the group encounter Elves, Trolls, a Necromancer, Goblins, Orcs and Smaug the dragon as they try to reclaim their treasure and their land.
This is a much lighter tale than Lord of the Rings, but it still has the same level of detail and magic that we have come to expect from Middle-Earth and Peter Jackson. All of the cast from The Lord of the Rings have reprised their roles, giving this a fabulous level of consistency and merit, and Martin Freeman is the most darling Hobbit to grace the screen since Samwise Gamgee.
This is a wonderful realisation of a classic story and even though the second instalment is stretching the story to the limits of almost snapping; I just can't get enough of all of the beauty and wonder of Middle Earth so it didn't bother me in the least.
FINAL SAY: I'm going on an adventure!
4 Chilli Peppers
1.AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY
2.THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG
3.THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES
Release Date: 2012, 2013 and 2014
Rating: M
Running Time: 474 mins (total)
A glorious return to Middle Earth as the 1937 novel The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien is brought to spectacular life by Peter Jackson and Guillermo Del Toro. The film takes place sixty years before The Lord of the Rings, and acts as the perfect prequel to the series, fleshing out characters in greater depth and setting the scene for darker times ahead.
A homebody Hobbit is coerced by the wizard Gandalf into becoming an unlikely thief for a group of 13 Dwarves that are trying to reclaim their home Erebor from a dragon. Adventure ensues as the group encounter Elves, Trolls, a Necromancer, Goblins, Orcs and Smaug the dragon as they try to reclaim their treasure and their land.
This is a much lighter tale than Lord of the Rings, but it still has the same level of detail and magic that we have come to expect from Middle-Earth and Peter Jackson. All of the cast from The Lord of the Rings have reprised their roles, giving this a fabulous level of consistency and merit, and Martin Freeman is the most darling Hobbit to grace the screen since Samwise Gamgee.
This is a wonderful realisation of a classic story and even though the second instalment is stretching the story to the limits of almost snapping; I just can't get enough of all of the beauty and wonder of Middle Earth so it didn't bother me in the least.
FINAL SAY: I'm going on an adventure!
4 Chilli Peppers
THE AVENGERS
Release Date: 2012
Rating: M
Running Time: 143 mins
I'm not sure if it was Joss Whedon's involvement in this film or the fact that The Hulk was finally fleshed out in a way that I have always wanted him to be, but I just loved this superhero movie! And since I am not an Iron Man, Captain America or Thor fan, that is actually saying quite a lot, especially since they make up half of The Avengers contingency.
When Thor's evil brother Loki gains access to the Tesseract, an energy cube with limitless power; he plans to wipe out of all of humanity. Nick Fury, the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., gathers together a team of six ultra superheros in attempt to stop Loki and save mankind.
But there is so much more going here than there usually is in a superhero movie, the characters have been fully evolved and stretched to reveal more of themselves and the hand picked cast delivers exceptionally well with all of the drama, action and humour. The quiet, less action packed parts of this film speak just as loudly as the full throttle ones do, and the interactions between all of the characters is just tremendous.
They have clearly gone for a visually appealing cast with the likes of Robert Downey Jr, Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, Tom Hiddleston, Chris Hemsworth and Mark Ruffalo; all buffed to within an inch of their lives and dressed to be noticed. But aside of their good looks, these actors are truly talented and do a wonderful job of making a Marvel's The Avengers one of the best superhero movies of all time.
FINAL SAY: The cream of the crop in superhero movies.
4.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2012
Rating: M
Running Time: 143 mins
I'm not sure if it was Joss Whedon's involvement in this film or the fact that The Hulk was finally fleshed out in a way that I have always wanted him to be, but I just loved this superhero movie! And since I am not an Iron Man, Captain America or Thor fan, that is actually saying quite a lot, especially since they make up half of The Avengers contingency.
When Thor's evil brother Loki gains access to the Tesseract, an energy cube with limitless power; he plans to wipe out of all of humanity. Nick Fury, the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., gathers together a team of six ultra superheros in attempt to stop Loki and save mankind.
But there is so much more going here than there usually is in a superhero movie, the characters have been fully evolved and stretched to reveal more of themselves and the hand picked cast delivers exceptionally well with all of the drama, action and humour. The quiet, less action packed parts of this film speak just as loudly as the full throttle ones do, and the interactions between all of the characters is just tremendous.
They have clearly gone for a visually appealing cast with the likes of Robert Downey Jr, Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, Tom Hiddleston, Chris Hemsworth and Mark Ruffalo; all buffed to within an inch of their lives and dressed to be noticed. But aside of their good looks, these actors are truly talented and do a wonderful job of making a Marvel's The Avengers one of the best superhero movies of all time.
FINAL SAY: The cream of the crop in superhero movies.
4.5 Chilli Peppers
CHRONICLE
Release Date: 2012
Rating: M
Running Time: 84 mins
At a local rave party, three students discover a mysterious sinkhole that contains something otherworldly. After having an interaction with their discovery, the boys find that they have been changed and that they now have a range of almost superhuman abilities at their disposal.
Directed by Josh Trank, this film went almost completely under the radar, which is truly tragic because it would be one of the best 'found footage' films that I have ever seen. The effects here are solid and not gratuitously over-utilized and the result is a truly interesting story about the moral conundrums of being superior to the general public.
Dane DeHaan brings a lot to the table here as the geeky and ridiculously over-bullied character of Andrew, clearly establishing himself as someone to watch in the future.
Clocking only 84 minutes running time, there is a lot going on in this short, yet meaningful sci-fi thriller that will probably develop a cult following once word of mouth gets around about it's merit.
FINAL SAY: I'm an apex predator!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2012
Rating: M
Running Time: 84 mins
At a local rave party, three students discover a mysterious sinkhole that contains something otherworldly. After having an interaction with their discovery, the boys find that they have been changed and that they now have a range of almost superhuman abilities at their disposal.
Directed by Josh Trank, this film went almost completely under the radar, which is truly tragic because it would be one of the best 'found footage' films that I have ever seen. The effects here are solid and not gratuitously over-utilized and the result is a truly interesting story about the moral conundrums of being superior to the general public.
Dane DeHaan brings a lot to the table here as the geeky and ridiculously over-bullied character of Andrew, clearly establishing himself as someone to watch in the future.
Clocking only 84 minutes running time, there is a lot going on in this short, yet meaningful sci-fi thriller that will probably develop a cult following once word of mouth gets around about it's merit.
FINAL SAY: I'm an apex predator!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
CLOUD ATLAS
Release Date: 2012
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 172 mins
Here we find actors really stretching themselves to take on multiple roles that play out over multiple timelines, to bring together an epic story that spans five centuries on Earth. Written and directed by Lana Wachowski, Tom Tykwer and Andy Wachowski and adapted from the novel by David Mitchell, Cloud Atlas was filmed over four years and with a blown out budget of $102 million, it became one of the most expensive independent films of all time. Never before has a film had such polar reception, and it appears on some of the best and worst movie lists of all time.
Running with six interrelated and interwoven storylines and spanning different time periods from the past, present and future, this is pretty complex viewing, and there is a hell of a lot to take in. In a nutshell, this film explores the implications of an individual's actions and how they impact events across separate timelines. It's a mosaic of characters and a fine demonstration of how souls can evolve and choices can have a long lasting ripple effect.
I was thoroughly impressed with this film, it was almost like watching six movies at once because every story line was so unique and interesting. I loved the way that everything was connected and on some level I thought this was a deeply spiritual movie that spoke volumes about soul connections and the ultimate 'true self'.
FINAL SAY: Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb, we are bound to others. Past and present.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2012
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 172 mins
Here we find actors really stretching themselves to take on multiple roles that play out over multiple timelines, to bring together an epic story that spans five centuries on Earth. Written and directed by Lana Wachowski, Tom Tykwer and Andy Wachowski and adapted from the novel by David Mitchell, Cloud Atlas was filmed over four years and with a blown out budget of $102 million, it became one of the most expensive independent films of all time. Never before has a film had such polar reception, and it appears on some of the best and worst movie lists of all time.
Running with six interrelated and interwoven storylines and spanning different time periods from the past, present and future, this is pretty complex viewing, and there is a hell of a lot to take in. In a nutshell, this film explores the implications of an individual's actions and how they impact events across separate timelines. It's a mosaic of characters and a fine demonstration of how souls can evolve and choices can have a long lasting ripple effect.
I was thoroughly impressed with this film, it was almost like watching six movies at once because every story line was so unique and interesting. I loved the way that everything was connected and on some level I thought this was a deeply spiritual movie that spoke volumes about soul connections and the ultimate 'true self'.
FINAL SAY: Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb, we are bound to others. Past and present.
4 Chilli Peppers
MELANCHOLIA
Release Date: 2011
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 136 mins
This Lars von Trier offering is a triumph of cinema. This movie haunted me, it spoke to me and really attacked my senses with its depiction of the last few days on Earth proceeding an apocalyptic event. Divided into two separate chapters involving two sisters, this movie has distinctly polar perspectives, it is almost as if two people directed it.
The first chapter is mostly focused on Justine, the obviously emotionally challenged young bride on her wedding day. We watch as she falls further and further away from the line of normal, torturing her conventional sister and groom with her grim outlook and depressive mood swings.
The second chapter focuses head on into the impending doom, and we get to see the way that people react when their is nothing left but inevitable obliteration. The sister roles are portrayed brilliantly by Kirsten Dunst and Charlotte Gainsbourg who both physically embody all of the despondency, depression and doom that this film dishes out. This is a slick movie for people that like to think about what they are watching.
FINAL SAY: The end never looked so good.
5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2011
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 136 mins
This Lars von Trier offering is a triumph of cinema. This movie haunted me, it spoke to me and really attacked my senses with its depiction of the last few days on Earth proceeding an apocalyptic event. Divided into two separate chapters involving two sisters, this movie has distinctly polar perspectives, it is almost as if two people directed it.
The first chapter is mostly focused on Justine, the obviously emotionally challenged young bride on her wedding day. We watch as she falls further and further away from the line of normal, torturing her conventional sister and groom with her grim outlook and depressive mood swings.
The second chapter focuses head on into the impending doom, and we get to see the way that people react when their is nothing left but inevitable obliteration. The sister roles are portrayed brilliantly by Kirsten Dunst and Charlotte Gainsbourg who both physically embody all of the despondency, depression and doom that this film dishes out. This is a slick movie for people that like to think about what they are watching.
FINAL SAY: The end never looked so good.
5 Chilli Peppers
CONTAGION
Release Date: 2011
Rating: M
Running Time: 106 mins
In general, I find these worldwide epidemic films shit-your-pants scary. Forget horror movies, when you really want to freak yourself out, watch a movie like this and really fuck yourself up in the head for weeks after. Directed by Steven Soderbergh and inspired by various pandemics, such as the 2003 SARS epidemic and the 2009 flu pandemic, Contagion premiered at the 68th Venice Film Festival and was met with favourable reviews, and was even appreciated by scientists who praised the film for it's accuracy.
After returning home from a business trip to Hong Kong, Beth has contracted what appears to be a cold. Two days later she is dead, and the illness has also taken the life of her son. Her husband Mitch appears to be immune, but the spread of the disease has become rampant, causing the fabric of society to collapse and people to die at a rapid rate. It is a race for scientists to find a cure before all of humanity succumbs to this fast spreading epidemic.
Utterly gripping and intensely terrifying, Contagion offers a disturbingly real depiction of a very possible end to civilization. The cast is incredible, Marion Cotillard, Bryan Cranston, Matt Damon, Laurence Fishburne, Jude Law, Gwyneth Paltrow and Kate Winslet all get on board with convincing performances, and the overall effect is nail bitingly intense. Probably not one to watch just before you go abroad or need to go to a hospital for any reason, but no matter the circumstances that you watch this under, you aren't going to forget it quickly.
FINAL SAY: When did we run out of body bags?
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2011
Rating: M
Running Time: 106 mins
In general, I find these worldwide epidemic films shit-your-pants scary. Forget horror movies, when you really want to freak yourself out, watch a movie like this and really fuck yourself up in the head for weeks after. Directed by Steven Soderbergh and inspired by various pandemics, such as the 2003 SARS epidemic and the 2009 flu pandemic, Contagion premiered at the 68th Venice Film Festival and was met with favourable reviews, and was even appreciated by scientists who praised the film for it's accuracy.
After returning home from a business trip to Hong Kong, Beth has contracted what appears to be a cold. Two days later she is dead, and the illness has also taken the life of her son. Her husband Mitch appears to be immune, but the spread of the disease has become rampant, causing the fabric of society to collapse and people to die at a rapid rate. It is a race for scientists to find a cure before all of humanity succumbs to this fast spreading epidemic.
Utterly gripping and intensely terrifying, Contagion offers a disturbingly real depiction of a very possible end to civilization. The cast is incredible, Marion Cotillard, Bryan Cranston, Matt Damon, Laurence Fishburne, Jude Law, Gwyneth Paltrow and Kate Winslet all get on board with convincing performances, and the overall effect is nail bitingly intense. Probably not one to watch just before you go abroad or need to go to a hospital for any reason, but no matter the circumstances that you watch this under, you aren't going to forget it quickly.
FINAL SAY: When did we run out of body bags?
4 Chilli Peppers
PAUL
Release Date: 2011
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 104 mins
You just know that when Simon Pegg and Nick Frost get together to make a science fiction movie that it's going to be funny, and Paul is probably the funniest alien movie that I have ever seen. A clear nod to sci-fi geeks worldwide, this movie isn't setting out to do anything but entertain and it totally succeeds.
Graeme (Pegg) and Clive (Frost) are British comic book enthusiasts on a road trip though the American Southwest, their plan is to stop off at places that are linked to alien and UFO sightings. After encountering a real alien that's on the run named Paul (voiced by Seth Rogen) their road trip soon becomes a rescue mission as they try to get Paul to his spaceship before the government secret service catches up with them.
This is laugh out loud funny, Rogen does a great job of fleshing out Paul's utterly vulgar, slacker alien character and Pegg and Frost can always be counted on to deliver high quality humour. Sci-fi geeks will adore this, it has cult following stamped all over it.
FINAL SAY: You have to spin a good yarn before you can weave a great dream.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2011
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 104 mins
You just know that when Simon Pegg and Nick Frost get together to make a science fiction movie that it's going to be funny, and Paul is probably the funniest alien movie that I have ever seen. A clear nod to sci-fi geeks worldwide, this movie isn't setting out to do anything but entertain and it totally succeeds.
Graeme (Pegg) and Clive (Frost) are British comic book enthusiasts on a road trip though the American Southwest, their plan is to stop off at places that are linked to alien and UFO sightings. After encountering a real alien that's on the run named Paul (voiced by Seth Rogen) their road trip soon becomes a rescue mission as they try to get Paul to his spaceship before the government secret service catches up with them.
This is laugh out loud funny, Rogen does a great job of fleshing out Paul's utterly vulgar, slacker alien character and Pegg and Frost can always be counted on to deliver high quality humour. Sci-fi geeks will adore this, it has cult following stamped all over it.
FINAL SAY: You have to spin a good yarn before you can weave a great dream.
4 Chilli Peppers
ATTACK THE BLOCK
Release Date: 2011
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 88 mins
A British science fiction-comedy, written and directed by Joe Cornish and produced by Big Talk Pictures, better known for Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz and Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. Attack the Block received mainly positive reviews upon it's release and quickly became a cult classic, largely due to it's clever mix of witty street dialogue, excellent visual effects and popular electro-dance music.
A group of tough teenagers from a South London housing estate find themselves in a violent turf war against some malevolent aliens on Guy Fawkes night.
Most of the roles are played by virtually unknown actors, and they make a very interesting mixed bag of thugs; everyone from a local crime lord and assorted gang members to the local drug dealer gets a look in here. Nick Frost has a small role, but it is really the teens that steal the show as they defend their home from the vicious marauders in true British street style.
FINAL SAY: Big alien gorilla wolf motherfuckers, I swear.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2011
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 88 mins
A British science fiction-comedy, written and directed by Joe Cornish and produced by Big Talk Pictures, better known for Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz and Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. Attack the Block received mainly positive reviews upon it's release and quickly became a cult classic, largely due to it's clever mix of witty street dialogue, excellent visual effects and popular electro-dance music.
A group of tough teenagers from a South London housing estate find themselves in a violent turf war against some malevolent aliens on Guy Fawkes night.
Most of the roles are played by virtually unknown actors, and they make a very interesting mixed bag of thugs; everyone from a local crime lord and assorted gang members to the local drug dealer gets a look in here. Nick Frost has a small role, but it is really the teens that steal the show as they defend their home from the vicious marauders in true British street style.
FINAL SAY: Big alien gorilla wolf motherfuckers, I swear.
3 Chilli Peppers
INCEPTION
Release Date: 2010
Rating: M
Running Time: 148 mins
Here's a science fiction movie that either seemed to mesmerize or annoy the shit out of people, some were claiming it to be a stroke of pure genius, others found the layered narrative a nightmare to follow and generally didn't enjoy it at all. Although I did enjoy the film, trying to explain the storyline could tip me over the edge, so I will just attempt to entice you with a very simplistic idea of what the film is about.
A professional thief (Leonardo DiCaprio) has the ability to infiltrate the subconscious minds of his targets, whilst in a dream-like state. He is offered the chance to clear his criminal record if he agrees to perform a mind altering job called Inception, a procedure where a person has the ideas of another implanted into their subconscious - it is also a procedure that is considered to be impossible.
With an absolutely massive ensemble cast, we stumble around within the subconscious and conscious minds of people, blurring the lines between reality and fiction and bearing witness to some pretty cool special effects. However, be warned, this is not an easy sci-fi viewing, it is really layered - just like the subconscious, and for that reason, you do need to be on your toes throughout. No tipples before indulging here - you need to have your full consciousness to really grasp just how in-depth this is, and at almost two and a half hours, strap yourself in, it's a long and bumpy ride.
FINAL SAY: If we are gonna perform Inception then we need imagination.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2010
Rating: M
Running Time: 148 mins
Here's a science fiction movie that either seemed to mesmerize or annoy the shit out of people, some were claiming it to be a stroke of pure genius, others found the layered narrative a nightmare to follow and generally didn't enjoy it at all. Although I did enjoy the film, trying to explain the storyline could tip me over the edge, so I will just attempt to entice you with a very simplistic idea of what the film is about.
A professional thief (Leonardo DiCaprio) has the ability to infiltrate the subconscious minds of his targets, whilst in a dream-like state. He is offered the chance to clear his criminal record if he agrees to perform a mind altering job called Inception, a procedure where a person has the ideas of another implanted into their subconscious - it is also a procedure that is considered to be impossible.
With an absolutely massive ensemble cast, we stumble around within the subconscious and conscious minds of people, blurring the lines between reality and fiction and bearing witness to some pretty cool special effects. However, be warned, this is not an easy sci-fi viewing, it is really layered - just like the subconscious, and for that reason, you do need to be on your toes throughout. No tipples before indulging here - you need to have your full consciousness to really grasp just how in-depth this is, and at almost two and a half hours, strap yourself in, it's a long and bumpy ride.
FINAL SAY: If we are gonna perform Inception then we need imagination.
4 Chilli Peppers
MONSTERS
Release Date: 2010
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 94 mins
Written and directed by Gareth Edwards, whom during this debut to feature films, also served as the cinematographer, production designer and visual effects artist; is there nothing that this man cannot do? Edwards first conceived the idea for Monsters after watching a fisherman struggling to trawl in a sea creature, and thus the idea was hatched. With a modest $500,000 budget, the film received positive critical acclaim and was a huge box office success, grossing over $4 million.
Some years ago, a NASA space probe returned from a voyage to Europa and crashed to earth in Mexico, carrying alien cargo with it. These aliens have prospered and now occupy a large area, known as the Infected Zone, where travel is forbidden. A photojournalist agrees to escort a terrified tourist across the Infected Zone in an attempt to get out of Mexico and into the U.S.
You never really get a good look at the aliens in this film, which seemed to drive people bonkers when they watched it. I actually thought that not seeing the aliens up close and personal was a huge part of this movie's appeal. It has a really intense and ominous atmosphere, and isn't relying on the presence of monsters to deliver on that. Don't be sucked in by the DVD cover claims of 'action packed' and 'thrilling' because it isn't either of those things. This is thinking man's sci-fi, not for fans of action sci-fi or huge monster sci-fi, but definitely worth a look in my opinion.
FINAL SAY: What you can't see can be more terrifying than what you can see.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2010
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 94 mins
Written and directed by Gareth Edwards, whom during this debut to feature films, also served as the cinematographer, production designer and visual effects artist; is there nothing that this man cannot do? Edwards first conceived the idea for Monsters after watching a fisherman struggling to trawl in a sea creature, and thus the idea was hatched. With a modest $500,000 budget, the film received positive critical acclaim and was a huge box office success, grossing over $4 million.
Some years ago, a NASA space probe returned from a voyage to Europa and crashed to earth in Mexico, carrying alien cargo with it. These aliens have prospered and now occupy a large area, known as the Infected Zone, where travel is forbidden. A photojournalist agrees to escort a terrified tourist across the Infected Zone in an attempt to get out of Mexico and into the U.S.
You never really get a good look at the aliens in this film, which seemed to drive people bonkers when they watched it. I actually thought that not seeing the aliens up close and personal was a huge part of this movie's appeal. It has a really intense and ominous atmosphere, and isn't relying on the presence of monsters to deliver on that. Don't be sucked in by the DVD cover claims of 'action packed' and 'thrilling' because it isn't either of those things. This is thinking man's sci-fi, not for fans of action sci-fi or huge monster sci-fi, but definitely worth a look in my opinion.
FINAL SAY: What you can't see can be more terrifying than what you can see.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
DISTRICT 9
Release Date: 2009
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 112 mins
This is a sophisticated science fiction undertaking from Neill Blomkamp. Set in the harsh slums of South Africa, this powerful and original piece rises well above the mediocrity of typical sci-fi and ascends straight in the Hall of Fame. The mockumentary style used here is a real plus, and the political and racial undertones are impossible to ignore; this movie has a voice.
Set in the not too distant future, humans and aliens have made contact and are living in cohabitation. The aliens , or prawns for slang, are quarantined and live in slum-like conditions in Johannesburg; this is where their spacecraft halted over 20 years ago. Through an unfortunate incident on a routine check, a government agent (Wikus) becomes exposed to some alien biotechnology and soon becomes a kindred spirit to their plight.
This film is something new and gritty, as charming as it is disturbing.
FINAL SAY: Intelligent Sci-Fi.
5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2009
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 112 mins
This is a sophisticated science fiction undertaking from Neill Blomkamp. Set in the harsh slums of South Africa, this powerful and original piece rises well above the mediocrity of typical sci-fi and ascends straight in the Hall of Fame. The mockumentary style used here is a real plus, and the political and racial undertones are impossible to ignore; this movie has a voice.
Set in the not too distant future, humans and aliens have made contact and are living in cohabitation. The aliens , or prawns for slang, are quarantined and live in slum-like conditions in Johannesburg; this is where their spacecraft halted over 20 years ago. Through an unfortunate incident on a routine check, a government agent (Wikus) becomes exposed to some alien biotechnology and soon becomes a kindred spirit to their plight.
This film is something new and gritty, as charming as it is disturbing.
FINAL SAY: Intelligent Sci-Fi.
5 Chilli Peppers
SPLICE
Release Date: 2009
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 104 mins
Adrien Brody and Sarah Polley get into some freaky-deaky genetic splicing and create a completely new life form in this science fiction thriller directed by Vincenzo Natali (better known for his work on Cube).
Dren, as this new life form becomes known, has some seriously big tricks up her sleeve, but if I reveal any of them it would really spoil all of the surprises for you. I think that knowing as little as possible about this movie is really the best way to go.
I can guarantee that this a smart and well acted movie, full of shocks and unexpected twists; but it's seriously massive liberties with genetic splicing may be just too far fetched for some. Wasn't for me though, I really liked it for it's original approach and utter weirdness.
FINAL SAY: Science's newest miracle could be it's worst mistake.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2009
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 104 mins
Adrien Brody and Sarah Polley get into some freaky-deaky genetic splicing and create a completely new life form in this science fiction thriller directed by Vincenzo Natali (better known for his work on Cube).
Dren, as this new life form becomes known, has some seriously big tricks up her sleeve, but if I reveal any of them it would really spoil all of the surprises for you. I think that knowing as little as possible about this movie is really the best way to go.
I can guarantee that this a smart and well acted movie, full of shocks and unexpected twists; but it's seriously massive liberties with genetic splicing may be just too far fetched for some. Wasn't for me though, I really liked it for it's original approach and utter weirdness.
FINAL SAY: Science's newest miracle could be it's worst mistake.
3 Chilli Peppers
MOON
Release Date: 2009
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 97 mins
I knew absolutely nothing about this movie when I watched it, and it completely blew my mind. This is the quintessential character development movie of all time. In my opinion, Sam Rockwell should have got an Oscar for his role as astronaut Sam Bell. I do know that Duncan Jones won a BAFTA for Outstanding Debut in Directing, but generally I think that this is an underrated movie that didn't get the attention it deserved.
Without giving too much away, it is basically about an astronaut that has been on the moon for three years, alone with his computer companion GERTY. Sam's job is to harvest and send parcels of the moon resource - helium 3, back to Earth to help diminish our power problems.
The less you know about this movie, the better. Just watch it.
FINAL SAY: 250,000 miles from home, the hardest thing to face is yourself.
5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2009
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 97 mins
I knew absolutely nothing about this movie when I watched it, and it completely blew my mind. This is the quintessential character development movie of all time. In my opinion, Sam Rockwell should have got an Oscar for his role as astronaut Sam Bell. I do know that Duncan Jones won a BAFTA for Outstanding Debut in Directing, but generally I think that this is an underrated movie that didn't get the attention it deserved.
Without giving too much away, it is basically about an astronaut that has been on the moon for three years, alone with his computer companion GERTY. Sam's job is to harvest and send parcels of the moon resource - helium 3, back to Earth to help diminish our power problems.
The less you know about this movie, the better. Just watch it.
FINAL SAY: 250,000 miles from home, the hardest thing to face is yourself.
5 Chilli Peppers
ONDINE
Release Date: 2009
Rating: PG
Running Time: 111 mins
When fisherman Syracuse (Colin Farrell) hauls a beautiful and mysterious woman named Ondine out of the sea in his net, he finds himself ensnared in an ancient Irish legend regarding mystical creatures called selkies. His sick daughter Annie is convinced that Ondine is actually a seal that can change into human form on land. Syracuse helps Ondine, for Annie's sake, but on top of trying to discover the truth about Ondine, he also is struggling with the demons of his past and his drinking problem.
Shot on location in Castletownbere, Ireland, this mythological tale is beautifully realised by writer and director Neil Jordan. The story line, although steeped in fantasy, is a touching tale about the perils of being a motherless single family and the lonely struggles of a dysfunctional man with an ill child.
I thought that Farrell was fantastic, portraying the confused, well meaning and strung-out father role with an endearing and heartfelt conviction. Alison Barry is sweet as Annie, the desperate believer and ill child, and Alicja Bachleda-Curus is beautiful as the mysterious character Ondine.
There are some complexities that will be lost on younger audiences, and the Irish dialect may be hard to follow for some, but overall I adored this movie and like the main characters, I also hunger for myth, so it got a thumbs up from me.
FINAL SAY: Misery is easy, happiness you have to work at.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2009
Rating: PG
Running Time: 111 mins
When fisherman Syracuse (Colin Farrell) hauls a beautiful and mysterious woman named Ondine out of the sea in his net, he finds himself ensnared in an ancient Irish legend regarding mystical creatures called selkies. His sick daughter Annie is convinced that Ondine is actually a seal that can change into human form on land. Syracuse helps Ondine, for Annie's sake, but on top of trying to discover the truth about Ondine, he also is struggling with the demons of his past and his drinking problem.
Shot on location in Castletownbere, Ireland, this mythological tale is beautifully realised by writer and director Neil Jordan. The story line, although steeped in fantasy, is a touching tale about the perils of being a motherless single family and the lonely struggles of a dysfunctional man with an ill child.
I thought that Farrell was fantastic, portraying the confused, well meaning and strung-out father role with an endearing and heartfelt conviction. Alison Barry is sweet as Annie, the desperate believer and ill child, and Alicja Bachleda-Curus is beautiful as the mysterious character Ondine.
There are some complexities that will be lost on younger audiences, and the Irish dialect may be hard to follow for some, but overall I adored this movie and like the main characters, I also hunger for myth, so it got a thumbs up from me.
FINAL SAY: Misery is easy, happiness you have to work at.
3 Chilli Peppers
WATCHMEN
Release Date: 2009
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 162 mins
Finally an adult superhero movie! Directed by the super-styliser himself Zack Snyder, this is a slick and compelling film with a unique and almost graphic novel type of presentation that makes viewing an absolute pleasure.
Set in alternate 1985 in which costumed superheroes are a part of everyday life, a conspiracy is developing to discredit all past and present superheroes. An outlawed vigilante named Rorschach attempts to band together his old group of crime fighters, now retired and out of service, to try to set their reputations straight. The real problem is that whilst the Watchmen were upholding their mission to always watch over humanity, there was no-one actually watching the Watchmen, and although they are superheroes, they are also fallible.
I really adored this movie and the idea that superheroes can make poor choices, it's a concept that has not really been explored in such an adult and intriguing way before. Bravo Snyder, you did it again!
FINAL SAY: None of you seem to understand, I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with ME!
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2009
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 162 mins
Finally an adult superhero movie! Directed by the super-styliser himself Zack Snyder, this is a slick and compelling film with a unique and almost graphic novel type of presentation that makes viewing an absolute pleasure.
Set in alternate 1985 in which costumed superheroes are a part of everyday life, a conspiracy is developing to discredit all past and present superheroes. An outlawed vigilante named Rorschach attempts to band together his old group of crime fighters, now retired and out of service, to try to set their reputations straight. The real problem is that whilst the Watchmen were upholding their mission to always watch over humanity, there was no-one actually watching the Watchmen, and although they are superheroes, they are also fallible.
I really adored this movie and the idea that superheroes can make poor choices, it's a concept that has not really been explored in such an adult and intriguing way before. Bravo Snyder, you did it again!
FINAL SAY: None of you seem to understand, I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with ME!
4 Chilli Peppers
CLOVERFIELD
Release Date: 2008
Rating: M
Running Time: 85 mins
A found footage science fiction film directed by Matt Reeves, produced by J.J. Abrams and Byron Burk and written by Drew Goddard. Cloverfield was shot and edited in a 'cinema verite' style, to look like it was taped with one hand held camera and includes jump cuts similar to the ones found on home movies, this adds to the overall anxiety level of the movie and makes it feel a lot more raw than it would have if they had just filmed it in the usual way.
On new years eve, a bunch of New Yorkers face the most terrifying night of their lives when some very hostile and extremely large aliens arrive on Earth and start a hostile takeover of our planet.
It takes a while before you get a good look at the monstrous aliens, but this film is not just about seeing aliens kill humans and destroy cities, there are some really interesting side plots that are toyed with along the way, and the most suspenseful scenes aren't really happening where the aliens are. For that reason, this film really struck a note with me for its unique approach to the end of the world as we know it.
FINAL SAY: It's like a nightmare.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2008
Rating: M
Running Time: 85 mins
A found footage science fiction film directed by Matt Reeves, produced by J.J. Abrams and Byron Burk and written by Drew Goddard. Cloverfield was shot and edited in a 'cinema verite' style, to look like it was taped with one hand held camera and includes jump cuts similar to the ones found on home movies, this adds to the overall anxiety level of the movie and makes it feel a lot more raw than it would have if they had just filmed it in the usual way.
On new years eve, a bunch of New Yorkers face the most terrifying night of their lives when some very hostile and extremely large aliens arrive on Earth and start a hostile takeover of our planet.
It takes a while before you get a good look at the monstrous aliens, but this film is not just about seeing aliens kill humans and destroy cities, there are some really interesting side plots that are toyed with along the way, and the most suspenseful scenes aren't really happening where the aliens are. For that reason, this film really struck a note with me for its unique approach to the end of the world as we know it.
FINAL SAY: It's like a nightmare.
3 Chilli Peppers
THE DARK KNIGHT
Release Date: 2008
Rating: M
Running Time: 152 mins
The second instalment in the Christopher Nolan adult version Batman movies; and easily the best of the trilogy. Finally a fully fleshed out Batman movie for grown ups! Equipped with smart and scary super villains and gadgets out the wazoo, this is the movie that all serious Batman fans were waiting for.
Batman teams up with Lt. Jim Gordon and Harvey Dent to clean up the streets of Gotham and eliminate organised crime and corruption. But there is a new psychopath in town - The Joker and he is literally a mad dog let off the chain. Anarchy ensues as the Joker attempts to unmask Batman and create chaos without purpose in Gotham city.
The villains really steal the show from Batman this time; Heath Ledger gives the performance of his all too short lifetime and is mesmerizing in his portrayal of insane Joker. And the switch from Dent to Two-Face is handled perfectly and is even reasonably believable, which doesn't happen often in superhero films. Hats off to Nolan, this is a great superhero flick and one that deserves attention.
FINAL SAY: Why so serious?
4.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2008
Rating: M
Running Time: 152 mins
The second instalment in the Christopher Nolan adult version Batman movies; and easily the best of the trilogy. Finally a fully fleshed out Batman movie for grown ups! Equipped with smart and scary super villains and gadgets out the wazoo, this is the movie that all serious Batman fans were waiting for.
Batman teams up with Lt. Jim Gordon and Harvey Dent to clean up the streets of Gotham and eliminate organised crime and corruption. But there is a new psychopath in town - The Joker and he is literally a mad dog let off the chain. Anarchy ensues as the Joker attempts to unmask Batman and create chaos without purpose in Gotham city.
The villains really steal the show from Batman this time; Heath Ledger gives the performance of his all too short lifetime and is mesmerizing in his portrayal of insane Joker. And the switch from Dent to Two-Face is handled perfectly and is even reasonably believable, which doesn't happen often in superhero films. Hats off to Nolan, this is a great superhero flick and one that deserves attention.
FINAL SAY: Why so serious?
4.5 Chilli Peppers
BEOWULF
Release Date: 2007
Rating: PG
Running Time: 115 mins
An incredible computer-animated fantasy inspired by the Old English poem Beowulf. The adapted screenplay was written by Neil Gaiman and Roger Avary, and the directing was provided by Robert Zemeckis; and the overall outcome is one of visual and mythical grandeur. Beowulf is brimming with heroes and monsters and is beautifully presented with staggering CGI clarity.
Beowulf (Ray Winston) forges his reputation as a hero when he slays the demon Grendel, but when Grendel's mother (Angelina Jolie) seeks her vengeance, he must face a foe that is both beautiful and powerful.
A host of big name actors have collaborated on this project to voice the characters, including Anthony Hopkins, John Malkovich and Robin Wright, and the overall impact is stellar.
Tonnes of action and fantasy, lots of bloodshed and just enough story line to keep it all flowing; and with a PG rating, younger audiences will love it too.
FINAL SAY: The best CGI fantasy to date.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2007
Rating: PG
Running Time: 115 mins
An incredible computer-animated fantasy inspired by the Old English poem Beowulf. The adapted screenplay was written by Neil Gaiman and Roger Avary, and the directing was provided by Robert Zemeckis; and the overall outcome is one of visual and mythical grandeur. Beowulf is brimming with heroes and monsters and is beautifully presented with staggering CGI clarity.
Beowulf (Ray Winston) forges his reputation as a hero when he slays the demon Grendel, but when Grendel's mother (Angelina Jolie) seeks her vengeance, he must face a foe that is both beautiful and powerful.
A host of big name actors have collaborated on this project to voice the characters, including Anthony Hopkins, John Malkovich and Robin Wright, and the overall impact is stellar.
Tonnes of action and fantasy, lots of bloodshed and just enough story line to keep it all flowing; and with a PG rating, younger audiences will love it too.
FINAL SAY: The best CGI fantasy to date.
3 Chilli Peppers
STARDUST
Release Date: 2007
Rating: M
Running Time: 127 mins
A young man sets out to win the heart of his beloved by venturing beyond the human realms to retrieve a fallen star. But this star is not just a piece of space rock, it is a woman named Yvaine (Claire Danes) and her fall to Earth has stirred the attentions of some very nasty characters that wish to do her harm.
A fantasy-comedy film based on Neil Gaiman's novel of the same name, Stardust encompasses a massive ensemble cast including Michelle Pfieffer as the evil witch, Robert De Niro as the camp pirate Captain Shakespeare and Peter O'Toole as the King of Stormhold. There is so much magic and mayhem in this movie that you just can't help being swept up in the madness of it all.
If you're a fan of movies like Labyrinth and The Princess Bride, then this is the movie that you have been waiting for. Suspend all disbelief for a couple of hours, put up your feet and have a good laugh; because the stars are out and shining very, very brightly indeed!
FINAL SAY: Do the stars gaze back?
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2007
Rating: M
Running Time: 127 mins
A young man sets out to win the heart of his beloved by venturing beyond the human realms to retrieve a fallen star. But this star is not just a piece of space rock, it is a woman named Yvaine (Claire Danes) and her fall to Earth has stirred the attentions of some very nasty characters that wish to do her harm.
A fantasy-comedy film based on Neil Gaiman's novel of the same name, Stardust encompasses a massive ensemble cast including Michelle Pfieffer as the evil witch, Robert De Niro as the camp pirate Captain Shakespeare and Peter O'Toole as the King of Stormhold. There is so much magic and mayhem in this movie that you just can't help being swept up in the madness of it all.
If you're a fan of movies like Labyrinth and The Princess Bride, then this is the movie that you have been waiting for. Suspend all disbelief for a couple of hours, put up your feet and have a good laugh; because the stars are out and shining very, very brightly indeed!
FINAL SAY: Do the stars gaze back?
3.5 Chilli Peppers
SUNSHINE
Release Date: 2007
Rating: M
Running Time: 107 mins
A science fiction thriller directed by Danny Boyle and adapted from the screenplay written by Alex Garland. Boyle sited 2001: A Space Odyssey, Solaris and Alien as some of his influences when considering the claustrophobic space environments that he desired to create for the film, and production designer Mark Tildesley won the Best Technical Achievement award at the British Independent Film Awards for his original and creative merit.
It is 2057, and the Earth is perishing because the sun is dying. A crew of international astronauts are sent out in the aptly named spacecraft 'Icarus' to deliver a payload of nuclear weapons that will hopefully reignite the dying star and save the planet.
A fantastic ensemble cast including Cillian Murphy, Rose Byrne, Chris Evans and Michelle Yeoh make up the very convincing crew, and the sets, designs and CGI are all tastefully orchestrated to give viewers a genuine feel of infinite space and severely claustrophobic living arrangements. This is a gripping and deeply atmospheric watch, the peril is palpable and the creepy level is set to high alert, making this is a thrilling and entertaining journey to the sun.
FINAL SAY: So, if you wake up one morning and it's a particularly beautiful day, you'll know we made it.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2007
Rating: M
Running Time: 107 mins
A science fiction thriller directed by Danny Boyle and adapted from the screenplay written by Alex Garland. Boyle sited 2001: A Space Odyssey, Solaris and Alien as some of his influences when considering the claustrophobic space environments that he desired to create for the film, and production designer Mark Tildesley won the Best Technical Achievement award at the British Independent Film Awards for his original and creative merit.
It is 2057, and the Earth is perishing because the sun is dying. A crew of international astronauts are sent out in the aptly named spacecraft 'Icarus' to deliver a payload of nuclear weapons that will hopefully reignite the dying star and save the planet.
A fantastic ensemble cast including Cillian Murphy, Rose Byrne, Chris Evans and Michelle Yeoh make up the very convincing crew, and the sets, designs and CGI are all tastefully orchestrated to give viewers a genuine feel of infinite space and severely claustrophobic living arrangements. This is a gripping and deeply atmospheric watch, the peril is palpable and the creepy level is set to high alert, making this is a thrilling and entertaining journey to the sun.
FINAL SAY: So, if you wake up one morning and it's a particularly beautiful day, you'll know we made it.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
PAN'S LABYRINTH
Release Date: 2006
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 118 mins
Easily Guillermo Del Toro's best offering to date and a mighty fine fantasy story. This movie crossed so many genres I barely knew where to put it, luckily it was superior enough to get into the Hall of Fame and save me the trouble.
This is an enchanting story about a girl who escapes into a fantasy world to help her to endure her sadistic step-father. Set in the 1940's during the Spanish civil war, this a beautiful and dark movie with an almost Alice in Wonderland homage at play.
The Pan creature, Fauno gives our heroine Ophelia a set of tasks to complete that force her to face her deepest fears. It is both a terrifying and triumphant fairy tale that will enchant and disturb you from start to end.
Please do yourself a favour and don't get the dubbed version of this film, having seen both I can assure you that the subtitled version shits all over the dubbed one.
FINAL SAY: Get lost in the labyrinth, a fairy tale like no other.
5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2006
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 118 mins
Easily Guillermo Del Toro's best offering to date and a mighty fine fantasy story. This movie crossed so many genres I barely knew where to put it, luckily it was superior enough to get into the Hall of Fame and save me the trouble.
This is an enchanting story about a girl who escapes into a fantasy world to help her to endure her sadistic step-father. Set in the 1940's during the Spanish civil war, this a beautiful and dark movie with an almost Alice in Wonderland homage at play.
The Pan creature, Fauno gives our heroine Ophelia a set of tasks to complete that force her to face her deepest fears. It is both a terrifying and triumphant fairy tale that will enchant and disturb you from start to end.
Please do yourself a favour and don't get the dubbed version of this film, having seen both I can assure you that the subtitled version shits all over the dubbed one.
FINAL SAY: Get lost in the labyrinth, a fairy tale like no other.
5 Chilli Peppers
THE FALL
Release Date: 2006
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 117 mins
The Fall is probably one of the most visually pleasing movies that I have ever had the joy to encounter. Every frame is a feast for the eyes. The landscapes, the costumes, the backdrops and the soundtrack are stunning in every way, it's a true masterpiece offering from Tarsem Singh.
Set in the 1920's, an injured stuntman struggling with his pain and inactivity befriends a small girl with a broken arm. Together they find common ground in the boredom of the hospital and the love of a great story.
The movie flashes backwards and forwards between the real world and the fantasy world that the unlikely couple create together and it is delightfully engaging.
Lee Pace is a absolute vision as the Stuntman/Red Bandit and Catinca Untaru will melt your heart as Alexandria. This is unmissable stuff!
FINAL SAY: I fell hard.
5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2006
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 117 mins
The Fall is probably one of the most visually pleasing movies that I have ever had the joy to encounter. Every frame is a feast for the eyes. The landscapes, the costumes, the backdrops and the soundtrack are stunning in every way, it's a true masterpiece offering from Tarsem Singh.
Set in the 1920's, an injured stuntman struggling with his pain and inactivity befriends a small girl with a broken arm. Together they find common ground in the boredom of the hospital and the love of a great story.
The movie flashes backwards and forwards between the real world and the fantasy world that the unlikely couple create together and it is delightfully engaging.
Lee Pace is a absolute vision as the Stuntman/Red Bandit and Catinca Untaru will melt your heart as Alexandria. This is unmissable stuff!
FINAL SAY: I fell hard.
5 Chilli Peppers
THE FOUNTAIN
Release Date: 2006
Rating: M
Running Time: 96 mins
Visually pleasing and somewhat complicated, this fantasy-drama film directed by Darren Aronofsky, blends elements of history, spirituality and science fiction and runs with three story lines, in which the main characters play different sets of people and the stories interweave with each other about themes of love and mortality.
Izzi (Rachel Weisz) is dying of cancer, and her scientist husband Tom (Hugh Jackman) is desperately trying to discover a cure, despite her requests to just spend more time with her while he can. Whilst Tom is in the lab, Izzi is writing a 16th century novel; during retell moments of her writing, Tom and Izzi assume the roles of the main characters within her story. Without the time to finish the story, Izzi asks Tom to finish the novel for her when she dies, and she creates an imaginary outer space biosphere where they can meet in the afterlife by the Tree of Life.
The Fountain is unlike anything I have seen before, meshing time, space, religion and reality into one movie is most certainly an ambitious undertaking, and one that I feel will just frustrate a lot of audiences. The transitions and changes in tone are abrupt and that does make it seem slightly disjointed at times, but if you have a strong imagination, you'll find it intriguing and complex in a delightful way.
FINAL SAY: You pull me through time.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2006
Rating: M
Running Time: 96 mins
Visually pleasing and somewhat complicated, this fantasy-drama film directed by Darren Aronofsky, blends elements of history, spirituality and science fiction and runs with three story lines, in which the main characters play different sets of people and the stories interweave with each other about themes of love and mortality.
Izzi (Rachel Weisz) is dying of cancer, and her scientist husband Tom (Hugh Jackman) is desperately trying to discover a cure, despite her requests to just spend more time with her while he can. Whilst Tom is in the lab, Izzi is writing a 16th century novel; during retell moments of her writing, Tom and Izzi assume the roles of the main characters within her story. Without the time to finish the story, Izzi asks Tom to finish the novel for her when she dies, and she creates an imaginary outer space biosphere where they can meet in the afterlife by the Tree of Life.
The Fountain is unlike anything I have seen before, meshing time, space, religion and reality into one movie is most certainly an ambitious undertaking, and one that I feel will just frustrate a lot of audiences. The transitions and changes in tone are abrupt and that does make it seem slightly disjointed at times, but if you have a strong imagination, you'll find it intriguing and complex in a delightful way.
FINAL SAY: You pull me through time.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
THE LADY IN THE WATER
Release Date: 2006
Rating: PG
Running Time: 110 mins
If you like a good fairy tale and a mystery, then look no further, this is the movie for you. Written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan this otherworldly tale was slammed by critics and most people found the story line too 'weird' and hard to believe. But I thought that this movies 'weirdness' was actually its charm. It's not meant to be any more believable than any other fairy tale, it's just a fun and quirky tale and therefore served its purpose for me.
When superintendent Cleveland Heep (Paul Giamatti) finds the young and beautiful Story (Bryce Dallas Howard) swimming in the hotel pool late at night, he quickly realises that she is not of this world. With the help of a few chosen tenants, Cleveland must solve the mystery of Story and help her to fulfill her ultimate destiny.
There is a lot of intrigue to this tale, and loads of colourful characters both human and non-human to keep things interesting. Since it has a PG rating, it is also suitable for a younger audience.
FINAL SAY: A classic bedtime story for a new generation.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2006
Rating: PG
Running Time: 110 mins
If you like a good fairy tale and a mystery, then look no further, this is the movie for you. Written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan this otherworldly tale was slammed by critics and most people found the story line too 'weird' and hard to believe. But I thought that this movies 'weirdness' was actually its charm. It's not meant to be any more believable than any other fairy tale, it's just a fun and quirky tale and therefore served its purpose for me.
When superintendent Cleveland Heep (Paul Giamatti) finds the young and beautiful Story (Bryce Dallas Howard) swimming in the hotel pool late at night, he quickly realises that she is not of this world. With the help of a few chosen tenants, Cleveland must solve the mystery of Story and help her to fulfill her ultimate destiny.
There is a lot of intrigue to this tale, and loads of colourful characters both human and non-human to keep things interesting. Since it has a PG rating, it is also suitable for a younger audience.
FINAL SAY: A classic bedtime story for a new generation.
3 Chilli Peppers
MIRRORMASK
Release Date: 2005
Rating: PG
Running Time: 101 mins
A fantasy film designed and directed by Dave McKean and written by Neil Gaiman. This movie embodies all of the elements of a cult film, mostly because it was made for DVD and because it's script is odd to say the least, I don't think that Mirrormask was ever really aiming for mass appeal.
We follow 15 year old Helena as she attempts to run away from the circus, yes that's right, run away from the circus. She finds herself on a journey through a strange and and dangerous landscape called the Dark Lands, on a quest to recover a powerful charm - the Mirrormask, that will revive the queen and restore order to this place of chaos.
This is a visually pleasing movie, with unique concepts and alluring designs. It plays out like a twisted kind of a fairytale and although I really enjoyed the overall vision, the story does feel a bit under developed. That aside, it is still worth seeing, because there is nothing else like it, making it an imaginative, one-of-a-kind experience.
FINAL SAY: We often confuse what we wish for with what is.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2005
Rating: PG
Running Time: 101 mins
A fantasy film designed and directed by Dave McKean and written by Neil Gaiman. This movie embodies all of the elements of a cult film, mostly because it was made for DVD and because it's script is odd to say the least, I don't think that Mirrormask was ever really aiming for mass appeal.
We follow 15 year old Helena as she attempts to run away from the circus, yes that's right, run away from the circus. She finds herself on a journey through a strange and and dangerous landscape called the Dark Lands, on a quest to recover a powerful charm - the Mirrormask, that will revive the queen and restore order to this place of chaos.
This is a visually pleasing movie, with unique concepts and alluring designs. It plays out like a twisted kind of a fairytale and although I really enjoyed the overall vision, the story does feel a bit under developed. That aside, it is still worth seeing, because there is nothing else like it, making it an imaginative, one-of-a-kind experience.
FINAL SAY: We often confuse what we wish for with what is.
3 Chilli Peppers
SERENITY
Release Date: 2005
Rating: M
Running Time: 119 mins
Firefly fans all over the world rejoiced when Serenity was released, and I was one of them. After an amazing first and only season, Firefly was tragically and inexplicable taken off air, leaving fans everywhere in shock and dismay. Joss Whedon clearly heard the public outcry for more and released Serenity five years later.
Set in 2517, Serenity is a story about a captain and crew on board a 'Firefly-class' spaceship. The crew is a mish-mash group of rebels that travel the outskirts of space, keeping out of the way of the Alliance - a sinister regime that controls much of the universe. The crew takes in a doctor and his psychic sister River and as a consequence find themselves being pursued by an Agent that will stop at nothing to get to River. Before long, questions are raised about why the Alliance wants River so desperately.
This is great sci-fi, and you don't need to have seen Firefly to enjoy Serenity; but if you have, you are in for a treat. Filled with intergalactic action and adventure, speckled with well thought out humour and teaming with excitement, this is an interesting and enjoyable look at a possible future where everyone can travel in space, it's a wonderful ride.
FINAL SAY: A Firefly fan's delight!
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2005
Rating: M
Running Time: 119 mins
Firefly fans all over the world rejoiced when Serenity was released, and I was one of them. After an amazing first and only season, Firefly was tragically and inexplicable taken off air, leaving fans everywhere in shock and dismay. Joss Whedon clearly heard the public outcry for more and released Serenity five years later.
Set in 2517, Serenity is a story about a captain and crew on board a 'Firefly-class' spaceship. The crew is a mish-mash group of rebels that travel the outskirts of space, keeping out of the way of the Alliance - a sinister regime that controls much of the universe. The crew takes in a doctor and his psychic sister River and as a consequence find themselves being pursued by an Agent that will stop at nothing to get to River. Before long, questions are raised about why the Alliance wants River so desperately.
This is great sci-fi, and you don't need to have seen Firefly to enjoy Serenity; but if you have, you are in for a treat. Filled with intergalactic action and adventure, speckled with well thought out humour and teaming with excitement, this is an interesting and enjoyable look at a possible future where everyone can travel in space, it's a wonderful ride.
FINAL SAY: A Firefly fan's delight!
4 Chilli Peppers
THE ISLAND
Release Date: 2005
Rating: M
Running Time: 136 mins
A futuristic action-thriller about a facility that genetically creates clones to harvest their organs and provide surrogacy for rich people in the real world. These 'donors' are completely oblivious and spend their lives waiting to leave the facility to join the other free people on 'The Island' - a fantasy lottery that has been created to make the culling process appear more humanitarian.
Lincoln is a man who just cannot fit into the highly organised and controlled environment that he has been born into. It is through his struggles that Lincoln comes to learn the terrible truth about the facility, and plans to make an escape with Jordan, his friend on the inside.
Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson do a pretty good job of keeping things interesting here, especially given the insane length of this film. The movie certainly appears to have two separate tones, and both halves are decent, but I just don't think it played out that strongly as an overall movie. I gave it three though, because I thought that the overall concept was strong, shame about the awful ending.
FINAL SAY: Who will be next to go to the island?
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2005
Rating: M
Running Time: 136 mins
A futuristic action-thriller about a facility that genetically creates clones to harvest their organs and provide surrogacy for rich people in the real world. These 'donors' are completely oblivious and spend their lives waiting to leave the facility to join the other free people on 'The Island' - a fantasy lottery that has been created to make the culling process appear more humanitarian.
Lincoln is a man who just cannot fit into the highly organised and controlled environment that he has been born into. It is through his struggles that Lincoln comes to learn the terrible truth about the facility, and plans to make an escape with Jordan, his friend on the inside.
Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson do a pretty good job of keeping things interesting here, especially given the insane length of this film. The movie certainly appears to have two separate tones, and both halves are decent, but I just don't think it played out that strongly as an overall movie. I gave it three though, because I thought that the overall concept was strong, shame about the awful ending.
FINAL SAY: Who will be next to go to the island?
3 Chilli Peppers
V FOR VENDETTA
Release Date: 2005
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 132 mins
Based on the graphic novel by Alan Moore, the same man that created The Watchmen and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, this political thriller, written by the Wachowski Brothers, is an exciting and action packed viewing experience.
Hugo Weaving portrays V, a charismatic mask wearing anarchist who was the unwilling subject of experimentation by a sinister organisation known as Norsefire. V is attempting to ignite a revolution against the corruption of Norsefire, a regime that is oppressive, brutal and fascist; exterminating any opposition in concentration camps. Evey (Natalie Portman) becomes caught up in V's mission after he saves her life and together they plan to stage a revolt on Guy Fawkes Night - November 5th.
V for Vendetta is unlike other fantasy or superhero creations, the story-line covers real life ideas, and it is a fascinating examination of the frightening and structured compliance methods that governments can adopt, that promote power through fear.
Weaving and Portman are simply brilliant, bringing a lot of energy and commitment to their roles. I was on the edge of my seat from start to end, and never felt bored since there is so much going on the whole time.
FINAL SAY: Remember, remember the 5th of November.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2005
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 132 mins
Based on the graphic novel by Alan Moore, the same man that created The Watchmen and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, this political thriller, written by the Wachowski Brothers, is an exciting and action packed viewing experience.
Hugo Weaving portrays V, a charismatic mask wearing anarchist who was the unwilling subject of experimentation by a sinister organisation known as Norsefire. V is attempting to ignite a revolution against the corruption of Norsefire, a regime that is oppressive, brutal and fascist; exterminating any opposition in concentration camps. Evey (Natalie Portman) becomes caught up in V's mission after he saves her life and together they plan to stage a revolt on Guy Fawkes Night - November 5th.
V for Vendetta is unlike other fantasy or superhero creations, the story-line covers real life ideas, and it is a fascinating examination of the frightening and structured compliance methods that governments can adopt, that promote power through fear.
Weaving and Portman are simply brilliant, bringing a lot of energy and commitment to their roles. I was on the edge of my seat from start to end, and never felt bored since there is so much going on the whole time.
FINAL SAY: Remember, remember the 5th of November.
4 Chilli Peppers
THE WAR OF THE WORLDS
Release Date: 2005
Rating: M
Running Time: 116 mins
The War of the Worlds was originally written by H.G.Wells and first appeared in serialized form in 1897 for Pearson's magazine before it was published in book form in 1898. Many adaptations and interpretations have been done over the years, but this most recent undertaking by Steven Spielberg really raised the bar with it's amazing effects and terrifying depiction of a hostile alien take over.
After a strange and erratic storm occurs, it becomes apparent that something has arrived on Earth that is not of our making. Divorced dock worker Ray Ferrier (Tom Cruise) must try to keep himself and his two children safe as they fight for survival against the eerie aliens that are taking over the planet in the most terrifying and violent of ways.
This an apocalyptic movie, there appears to be very little defense from the alien invasion and the humans are being wiped out on a rapid and massive scale. It is a tense and frightening movie, full of dramatic and scary scenes increased all the more by the unsettling trumpet like sounds coming from the alien tripod ships.
Tom Cruise is absolutely amazing as the 'Average Joe' father figure just trying to get through it all, and this is the most likable that he has ever been. Dakota Fanning and Justin Chatwin do a great job as the terrified and mostly bewildered children and strong support roles are fulfilled by Miranda Otto and Tim Robbins.
Bottom line is that this is great science fiction movie making, it's atmospheric and disturbing and unlike other alien tales it is not so easily dismissed as mere fiction.
FINAL SAY: We're under attack!
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2005
Rating: M
Running Time: 116 mins
The War of the Worlds was originally written by H.G.Wells and first appeared in serialized form in 1897 for Pearson's magazine before it was published in book form in 1898. Many adaptations and interpretations have been done over the years, but this most recent undertaking by Steven Spielberg really raised the bar with it's amazing effects and terrifying depiction of a hostile alien take over.
After a strange and erratic storm occurs, it becomes apparent that something has arrived on Earth that is not of our making. Divorced dock worker Ray Ferrier (Tom Cruise) must try to keep himself and his two children safe as they fight for survival against the eerie aliens that are taking over the planet in the most terrifying and violent of ways.
This an apocalyptic movie, there appears to be very little defense from the alien invasion and the humans are being wiped out on a rapid and massive scale. It is a tense and frightening movie, full of dramatic and scary scenes increased all the more by the unsettling trumpet like sounds coming from the alien tripod ships.
Tom Cruise is absolutely amazing as the 'Average Joe' father figure just trying to get through it all, and this is the most likable that he has ever been. Dakota Fanning and Justin Chatwin do a great job as the terrified and mostly bewildered children and strong support roles are fulfilled by Miranda Otto and Tim Robbins.
Bottom line is that this is great science fiction movie making, it's atmospheric and disturbing and unlike other alien tales it is not so easily dismissed as mere fiction.
FINAL SAY: We're under attack!
4 Chilli Peppers
KING KONG
Release Date: 2005
Rating: M
Running Time: 187 mins
Having seen all three versions of this movie, I can say without a shadow of doubt that this version directed by Peter Jackson is the best and most exciting version, however the storyline is pretty much the same in all of them.
Set in 1933, a movie producer named Carl Denham takes his cast and crew to a mysterious location called Skull Island to try and film an original and unique piece of cinema. But Skull Island is no ordinary place, teeming with unusual and prehistoric wildlife and still inhabited by a superstitious local tribe, the team must deal with extreme and life threatening situations at the sake of Denham's movie. The worst of those being 'Kong', a gigantic Gorilla that becomes enamored with the leading lady.
Naomi Watts is fabulous as Kong's love interest Ann Darrow, Jack Black does well to cast off his funny guy persona to play the douchebag director Denham and Adrien Brody delivers the broody lead actor role of Jack Driscoll with style. The effects are great, and it is a true epic in every sense of the word.
This is essentially a beauty and the beast movie with a twist, it is one of those movies that leaves you rooting for the anti-hero and hating the viciousness of humanity.
FINAL SAY: Beware the mighty Kong!
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2005
Rating: M
Running Time: 187 mins
Having seen all three versions of this movie, I can say without a shadow of doubt that this version directed by Peter Jackson is the best and most exciting version, however the storyline is pretty much the same in all of them.
Set in 1933, a movie producer named Carl Denham takes his cast and crew to a mysterious location called Skull Island to try and film an original and unique piece of cinema. But Skull Island is no ordinary place, teeming with unusual and prehistoric wildlife and still inhabited by a superstitious local tribe, the team must deal with extreme and life threatening situations at the sake of Denham's movie. The worst of those being 'Kong', a gigantic Gorilla that becomes enamored with the leading lady.
Naomi Watts is fabulous as Kong's love interest Ann Darrow, Jack Black does well to cast off his funny guy persona to play the douchebag director Denham and Adrien Brody delivers the broody lead actor role of Jack Driscoll with style. The effects are great, and it is a true epic in every sense of the word.
This is essentially a beauty and the beast movie with a twist, it is one of those movies that leaves you rooting for the anti-hero and hating the viciousness of humanity.
FINAL SAY: Beware the mighty Kong!
4 Chilli Peppers
THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
Release Date: 2005
Rating: M
Running Time: 109 mins
This movie is not going to appeal to everyone tastes, just as the book by Douglas Adams wasn't universally adored, this is a quirky and rather odd romp into space that will either enchant or confuse its viewers.
Arthur Dent has just learned that his best friend is an alien and the Earth is about to end in a matter of seconds to make way for a hyperspace highway. As if that's not bad enough, he is whisked away into spaced and finds himself wanted by the intergalactic police, travelling with a two headed alien called Zaphod Beeblebrox, a spunky female and a depressed robot and in search of the meaning of life. Throw in some crazy time/space jumps, no tea to speak of, super smart mice and Earth 2 and you've got one of the strangest films of all time.
The cast is absolutely massive including Martin Freeman, Sam Rockwell, Zooey Deschanel, John Malkovich, Helen Mirren, Bill Nighy and Alan Rickman to name but a few; and Stephen Fry is the perfect narrator.
It's odd and amusing and I really thought it was a lot of fun.
FINAL SAY: 42.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2005
Rating: M
Running Time: 109 mins
This movie is not going to appeal to everyone tastes, just as the book by Douglas Adams wasn't universally adored, this is a quirky and rather odd romp into space that will either enchant or confuse its viewers.
Arthur Dent has just learned that his best friend is an alien and the Earth is about to end in a matter of seconds to make way for a hyperspace highway. As if that's not bad enough, he is whisked away into spaced and finds himself wanted by the intergalactic police, travelling with a two headed alien called Zaphod Beeblebrox, a spunky female and a depressed robot and in search of the meaning of life. Throw in some crazy time/space jumps, no tea to speak of, super smart mice and Earth 2 and you've got one of the strangest films of all time.
The cast is absolutely massive including Martin Freeman, Sam Rockwell, Zooey Deschanel, John Malkovich, Helen Mirren, Bill Nighy and Alan Rickman to name but a few; and Stephen Fry is the perfect narrator.
It's odd and amusing and I really thought it was a lot of fun.
FINAL SAY: 42.
3 Chilli Peppers
THE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN SERIES
1. THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL
2. DEAD MAN'S CHEST
3. AT WORLD'S END
4. ON STRANGER TIDES
5. DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES
Release Dates: 2003, 2006, 2007, 2011 and 2017
Rating: M
Running Time: 755 mins total
The Pirates of the Caribbean Series saw women all over the world suddenly finding scuzzy pirates very attractive and Jerry Bruckheimer and Disney rubbing their greedy hands together. There appeared to be no end in sight for this incredibly popular and highly entertaining swashbuckler series based around the adventures of Captain Jack Sparrow, however with the final instalment nose diving at the box office and generating the most abysmal reviews, I think that it would be fair to say that we have finally reached the end.
Each installment has it own set of problems and a villain for you to boo and hiss at, and although they do link up very well, they are all stand alone tales as well. In Curse of the Black Pearl we are introduced to Capt. Jack (Johnny Depp), Will Turner (Orlando Bloom), Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley), and Capt. Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush) who takes up the role of meany and tyrant. These characters consistently turn up throughout the series, but the main focus is firmly fixed on the charismatic and mostly haphazard character of Capt. Jack Sparrow.
Dead Man's Chest takes us aboard The Flying Dutchman where we encounter the octopus headed Davy Jones. At World's End sees Sparrow fighting against the East India Trading Co. and summoning an ancient goddess, On Stranger Tides tackles The Fountain of Youth and Blackbeard and in the grand finale Dead Men Tell No Tales we meet the evil Capt Salazar and hunt for the legendary Trident of Poseidon.
Think Indiana Jones on the high seas and you'll be in the right ballpark. These movies are great fun, lots of supernatural goings on, lots of colourful and crazy characters being delivered by quality actors, and most importantly, a good speckling of dry wit to sweeten the deal. I cannot deny, although they are rife with inconsistencies, that I have really enjoyed the entire series and have found all of the high jinx antics very entertaining, this series is just plain good fun.
FINAL SAY: Swashbuckling adventures!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
1. THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL
2. DEAD MAN'S CHEST
3. AT WORLD'S END
4. ON STRANGER TIDES
5. DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES
Release Dates: 2003, 2006, 2007, 2011 and 2017
Rating: M
Running Time: 755 mins total
The Pirates of the Caribbean Series saw women all over the world suddenly finding scuzzy pirates very attractive and Jerry Bruckheimer and Disney rubbing their greedy hands together. There appeared to be no end in sight for this incredibly popular and highly entertaining swashbuckler series based around the adventures of Captain Jack Sparrow, however with the final instalment nose diving at the box office and generating the most abysmal reviews, I think that it would be fair to say that we have finally reached the end.
Each installment has it own set of problems and a villain for you to boo and hiss at, and although they do link up very well, they are all stand alone tales as well. In Curse of the Black Pearl we are introduced to Capt. Jack (Johnny Depp), Will Turner (Orlando Bloom), Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley), and Capt. Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush) who takes up the role of meany and tyrant. These characters consistently turn up throughout the series, but the main focus is firmly fixed on the charismatic and mostly haphazard character of Capt. Jack Sparrow.
Dead Man's Chest takes us aboard The Flying Dutchman where we encounter the octopus headed Davy Jones. At World's End sees Sparrow fighting against the East India Trading Co. and summoning an ancient goddess, On Stranger Tides tackles The Fountain of Youth and Blackbeard and in the grand finale Dead Men Tell No Tales we meet the evil Capt Salazar and hunt for the legendary Trident of Poseidon.
Think Indiana Jones on the high seas and you'll be in the right ballpark. These movies are great fun, lots of supernatural goings on, lots of colourful and crazy characters being delivered by quality actors, and most importantly, a good speckling of dry wit to sweeten the deal. I cannot deny, although they are rife with inconsistencies, that I have really enjoyed the entire series and have found all of the high jinx antics very entertaining, this series is just plain good fun.
FINAL SAY: Swashbuckling adventures!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
SIGNS
Release Date: 2002
Rating: M
Running Time: 107 mins
An American science fiction thriller written, produced and directed by M. Night Shyamalan that delivers just the right blend of suspense and foreboding that we have come to expect from all Shyamalan movies. If you are looking for a War of the Worlds apprehensive experience with a small town feel, then look no further, Signs has everything that you're after.
Graham Ness (Mel Gibson), a former Episcopalian priest is living on a large Pennsylvanian farming property with his two small children and brother (Joaquin Phoenix) when a mysterious crop circle appears on his land. Running low on faith after the tragic death of his wife, Ness is forced to face another tragedy with his family and this time it's quite possibly the end of the world.
This film is just as much about losing your faith in God as it is about a hostile alien invasion, and somehow, it works! The storyline is seriously strengthened by the presence of Gibson and Phoenix and even the child actors (Rory Culkin and Abigail Breslin) are bringing their A game and delivering believable levels of fear and trepidation.
If you like your sci-fi thrillers all tied up in neat bow at the end then you will find this film deeply satisfying.
FINAL SAY: Is it possible that there are no coincidences?
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2002
Rating: M
Running Time: 107 mins
An American science fiction thriller written, produced and directed by M. Night Shyamalan that delivers just the right blend of suspense and foreboding that we have come to expect from all Shyamalan movies. If you are looking for a War of the Worlds apprehensive experience with a small town feel, then look no further, Signs has everything that you're after.
Graham Ness (Mel Gibson), a former Episcopalian priest is living on a large Pennsylvanian farming property with his two small children and brother (Joaquin Phoenix) when a mysterious crop circle appears on his land. Running low on faith after the tragic death of his wife, Ness is forced to face another tragedy with his family and this time it's quite possibly the end of the world.
This film is just as much about losing your faith in God as it is about a hostile alien invasion, and somehow, it works! The storyline is seriously strengthened by the presence of Gibson and Phoenix and even the child actors (Rory Culkin and Abigail Breslin) are bringing their A game and delivering believable levels of fear and trepidation.
If you like your sci-fi thrillers all tied up in neat bow at the end then you will find this film deeply satisfying.
FINAL SAY: Is it possible that there are no coincidences?
3 Chilli Peppers
THE LORD OF THE RINGS (TRILOGY)
1. THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING
2.THE TWO TOWERS
3. THE RETURN OF THE KING
Release Date: 2001, 2002 and 2003
Rating: M
Running Time: 558 minutes (theatrical) 681 mins (extended versions)
It was inevitable that LOTR was going to end up on my Hall of Fame list, it encompasses everything I adore about storytelling and cinema. Take a book written by J.R.R Tolkien and then let Peter Jackson direct it and create an epic fantasy trilogy using state of the art CGI and finally cast lots of sexy men in lead roles. Okay, you had me at Tolkien!
If you have been dead for the last decade, let me walk you through it. Set in the fictional and extremely magical world of Middle Earth, a group of delightful creatures called Hobbits are on a quest to return an extremely powerful and sinister ring back to where it was first forged so that the evil within it can finally be put to rest. Easier said than done really. Let me put it to you this way, there are three movies and they're all long.
But these are not just movies, they are sweeping sagas. They are made with great attention to every detail, making them completely enchanting. You are immersed into Middle Earth as you watch, these movies are so thrilling and action packed that you cannot help being swept away. All genres are crossed, there's a bevy of characters to sate everyone's tastes and the story is intelligent, imaginative and utterly captivating.
If you haven't seen these movies yet, do yourself a favour, the final instalment deservingly won 11 Oscars including best picture. Get on board, cheer for Frodo and Sam, scowl at Sauron, fall for Aragon, laugh with Gimli, be enchanted by Legolas and get some sound advice from Gandalf.
FINAL SAY: Fantasy perfection.
5 Chilli Peppers
1. THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING
2.THE TWO TOWERS
3. THE RETURN OF THE KING
Release Date: 2001, 2002 and 2003
Rating: M
Running Time: 558 minutes (theatrical) 681 mins (extended versions)
It was inevitable that LOTR was going to end up on my Hall of Fame list, it encompasses everything I adore about storytelling and cinema. Take a book written by J.R.R Tolkien and then let Peter Jackson direct it and create an epic fantasy trilogy using state of the art CGI and finally cast lots of sexy men in lead roles. Okay, you had me at Tolkien!
If you have been dead for the last decade, let me walk you through it. Set in the fictional and extremely magical world of Middle Earth, a group of delightful creatures called Hobbits are on a quest to return an extremely powerful and sinister ring back to where it was first forged so that the evil within it can finally be put to rest. Easier said than done really. Let me put it to you this way, there are three movies and they're all long.
But these are not just movies, they are sweeping sagas. They are made with great attention to every detail, making them completely enchanting. You are immersed into Middle Earth as you watch, these movies are so thrilling and action packed that you cannot help being swept away. All genres are crossed, there's a bevy of characters to sate everyone's tastes and the story is intelligent, imaginative and utterly captivating.
If you haven't seen these movies yet, do yourself a favour, the final instalment deservingly won 11 Oscars including best picture. Get on board, cheer for Frodo and Sam, scowl at Sauron, fall for Aragon, laugh with Gimli, be enchanted by Legolas and get some sound advice from Gandalf.
FINAL SAY: Fantasy perfection.
5 Chilli Peppers
DONNIE DARKO
Release Date: 2001
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 113 mins
This is a movie that you are either going to love or hate, there seems to be very little middle ground with Donnie Darko. It certainly is unusual, and I did consider placing it onto the art house list because it is so non-conventional, but I didn't want people to be swayed away from it thinking that it may be too weird for them.
Donnie is a troubled teenager. After narrowly surviving a bizarre accident, he is plagued by visions of a huge frightening rabbit named Frank that is trying to convince Donnie to commit a series of crimes. Already at odds with his peers, his parents and his school teachers, Donnie must try to discover if there is any meaning to his scary visions or if he is truly going mad.
This is compelling and eerie viewing, Jake Gyllenhaal is mesmerising as the confused teenager Donnie and it was great to see real life sister Maggie Gyllenhaal playing his on screen sister here. This is a great mish-mash of coming of age and sci-fi that I found darkly haunting, explore it for yourself.
FINAL SAY: Angst ridden teen behaviours.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2001
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 113 mins
This is a movie that you are either going to love or hate, there seems to be very little middle ground with Donnie Darko. It certainly is unusual, and I did consider placing it onto the art house list because it is so non-conventional, but I didn't want people to be swayed away from it thinking that it may be too weird for them.
Donnie is a troubled teenager. After narrowly surviving a bizarre accident, he is plagued by visions of a huge frightening rabbit named Frank that is trying to convince Donnie to commit a series of crimes. Already at odds with his peers, his parents and his school teachers, Donnie must try to discover if there is any meaning to his scary visions or if he is truly going mad.
This is compelling and eerie viewing, Jake Gyllenhaal is mesmerising as the confused teenager Donnie and it was great to see real life sister Maggie Gyllenhaal playing his on screen sister here. This is a great mish-mash of coming of age and sci-fi that I found darkly haunting, explore it for yourself.
FINAL SAY: Angst ridden teen behaviours.
4 Chilli Peppers
K-PAX
Release Date: 2001
Rating: M
Running Time: 120 mins
Prot, as he calls himself, believes that he is an extraterrestrial from a planet called K-Pax, 1,000 light years away. He is really a patient from a nearby psychiatric hospital, and his psychiatrist, Dr Powell is trying to help him with his delusions. However, the more that the doctor delves into prot's allegations, the more confused and fascinated he becomes with this mysterious and inspirational man.
K-PAX is essentially a science fiction mystery film, that will leave you with a lot of unanswered questions. Directed by Iain Softley, this film really showcases the extraordinary talents of Kevin Spacey and Jeff Bridges, whom are both fantastic here. Critical reviews were generally tepid, but I really enjoyed the opportunity for speculation that this film bolstered and I really loved the quirky and curiously strange nature of prot.
FINAL SAY: I travel light.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2001
Rating: M
Running Time: 120 mins
Prot, as he calls himself, believes that he is an extraterrestrial from a planet called K-Pax, 1,000 light years away. He is really a patient from a nearby psychiatric hospital, and his psychiatrist, Dr Powell is trying to help him with his delusions. However, the more that the doctor delves into prot's allegations, the more confused and fascinated he becomes with this mysterious and inspirational man.
K-PAX is essentially a science fiction mystery film, that will leave you with a lot of unanswered questions. Directed by Iain Softley, this film really showcases the extraordinary talents of Kevin Spacey and Jeff Bridges, whom are both fantastic here. Critical reviews were generally tepid, but I really enjoyed the opportunity for speculation that this film bolstered and I really loved the quirky and curiously strange nature of prot.
FINAL SAY: I travel light.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
AI
Release Date: 2001
Rating: M
Running Time: 146 mins
This movie gets me right in the heart every time, I have seen it three times now, and I always end up sobbing by the end. Originally, the idea, story and early design was realised by Stanley Kubrick in the 1970's. Kubrick passed the story and some 650 drawings and ideas onto Steven Spielberg, who went on to make the film after Kubrick's death in 1999.
In the not so distant future, the world has advanced to the point where AI (Artificially Intelligent) robots (called Mechas) are being used as personal servants to enhance living conditions. A mecha-producing company creates a new line of robot that has programmable feelings. Monica, a mother that is grieving over her cryo-stasis ill son, adopts one named David to replace her child. David, in Pinocchio like fashion, wants nothing more than to be a real boy, and after he is cast out by Monica when her real son returns, David finds himself searching for a way to become real, so that his mother will love him again.
This is intelligent science fiction that forces viewers to address all of the moral conundrums that apply to the creation of truly humanistic replicas. Like Blade Runner, the desire for the human condition is striking and poignant, and at times utterly heart breaking.
Haley Joel Osment and Jude Law are incredible as the dutiful mechas, and the make-up effects that are employed to give them that glossy, not-quite-human effect is fabulous. The sets are really well thought out, and the feel of a possible future is quite believable and visually pleasing.
Like all Spielberg movies, it is long and there is plenty of heart wrenching sentimentality, but it works effectively and didn't feel cheesy or heavy handed to me. I think that Kubrick would've enjoyed the spin that Spielberg applied to his ideas, I certainly did, and I still get a lump in my throat when I think of some of those agonising scenes when I just couldn't convince myself that David was just a robot and not a real boy.
FINAL SAY: The greatest single human gift - the ability to chase down our dreams.
4.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2001
Rating: M
Running Time: 146 mins
This movie gets me right in the heart every time, I have seen it three times now, and I always end up sobbing by the end. Originally, the idea, story and early design was realised by Stanley Kubrick in the 1970's. Kubrick passed the story and some 650 drawings and ideas onto Steven Spielberg, who went on to make the film after Kubrick's death in 1999.
In the not so distant future, the world has advanced to the point where AI (Artificially Intelligent) robots (called Mechas) are being used as personal servants to enhance living conditions. A mecha-producing company creates a new line of robot that has programmable feelings. Monica, a mother that is grieving over her cryo-stasis ill son, adopts one named David to replace her child. David, in Pinocchio like fashion, wants nothing more than to be a real boy, and after he is cast out by Monica when her real son returns, David finds himself searching for a way to become real, so that his mother will love him again.
This is intelligent science fiction that forces viewers to address all of the moral conundrums that apply to the creation of truly humanistic replicas. Like Blade Runner, the desire for the human condition is striking and poignant, and at times utterly heart breaking.
Haley Joel Osment and Jude Law are incredible as the dutiful mechas, and the make-up effects that are employed to give them that glossy, not-quite-human effect is fabulous. The sets are really well thought out, and the feel of a possible future is quite believable and visually pleasing.
Like all Spielberg movies, it is long and there is plenty of heart wrenching sentimentality, but it works effectively and didn't feel cheesy or heavy handed to me. I think that Kubrick would've enjoyed the spin that Spielberg applied to his ideas, I certainly did, and I still get a lump in my throat when I think of some of those agonising scenes when I just couldn't convince myself that David was just a robot and not a real boy.
FINAL SAY: The greatest single human gift - the ability to chase down our dreams.
4.5 Chilli Peppers
THE HARRY POTTER SERIES
1. Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone
2. Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets
3. Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban
4. Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire
5. Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix
6. Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince
7. Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 1
8. Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 2
Release Dates: 2001, 2002, 2004, 2005, 2007, 2009, 2010 and 2011
Rating: The first three - PG The rest - M
Running Time: Total - Approx 1200 Mins (each film is approx. 2.5 hrs)
If I was reviewing the books instead of the movies here, it would be going straight to the Hall of Fame because the Harry Potter series is my favourite book series of all time. Not that I want to take away from the movies at all, because they are an incredible body of work produced over a full decade and I did go to the cinema to see each and every one of them.
We watch Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe)and his trusty best friends Hermione (Emma Watson) and Ron (Rupert Grint) grow up and develop throughout the series; witnessing all of their trials and triumphs from childhood to adulthood. The films are beautifully set against the backdrop of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, London and the British countryside, all of which are visually pleasing in every way.
The story line is just epic, the characters are incredibly extensive and each movie journals another year of the children's lives and another set of challenges that ultimately lead us closer and closer to the inevitable battle of good vs evil - Harry vs Voldemort. Each movie gets a little darker and clearly more complicated, ending in a very adult two part finale.
When it comes to magic, this series wins hands down, everyone that watches will be longing to go Hogwarts and get their first wand. The cast is strong and diverse, the CGI is effective and not overdone and the whole experience is just...well, dare I say it....magical!
FINAL SAY: The best magical series ever made.
4.5 Chilli Peppers
1. Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone
2. Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets
3. Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban
4. Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire
5. Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix
6. Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince
7. Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 1
8. Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 2
Release Dates: 2001, 2002, 2004, 2005, 2007, 2009, 2010 and 2011
Rating: The first three - PG The rest - M
Running Time: Total - Approx 1200 Mins (each film is approx. 2.5 hrs)
If I was reviewing the books instead of the movies here, it would be going straight to the Hall of Fame because the Harry Potter series is my favourite book series of all time. Not that I want to take away from the movies at all, because they are an incredible body of work produced over a full decade and I did go to the cinema to see each and every one of them.
We watch Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe)and his trusty best friends Hermione (Emma Watson) and Ron (Rupert Grint) grow up and develop throughout the series; witnessing all of their trials and triumphs from childhood to adulthood. The films are beautifully set against the backdrop of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, London and the British countryside, all of which are visually pleasing in every way.
The story line is just epic, the characters are incredibly extensive and each movie journals another year of the children's lives and another set of challenges that ultimately lead us closer and closer to the inevitable battle of good vs evil - Harry vs Voldemort. Each movie gets a little darker and clearly more complicated, ending in a very adult two part finale.
When it comes to magic, this series wins hands down, everyone that watches will be longing to go Hogwarts and get their first wand. The cast is strong and diverse, the CGI is effective and not overdone and the whole experience is just...well, dare I say it....magical!
FINAL SAY: The best magical series ever made.
4.5 Chilli Peppers
THE CELL
Release Date: 2000
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 107 mins
Director Tarsem Singh takes us deep inside of the dark fantasies lurking within the mind of a serial killer in this stunning psychological thriller. This movie is all about the visuals, each fantasy scene is reminiscent to a piece of artwork with it's insanely rich landscapes and unbelievable costuming.
A psychologist through the power of transcendental science, undergoes a procedure that allows her to enter into the unconscious mind of Carl Stargher - an insane serial killer; in the hope that she will be able to locate his latest victim before it is too late. But Carl's psyche is a very twisted landscape indeed, and moving through without being discovered is a massive challenge.
Jennifer Lopez is solid as psychologist Catherine Deane, and having made this film when she was primarily actor orientated she delivers well on a clearly difficult story line. Vincent D'Onofrio is terrifying as Carl, his complete transformations within his mindscapes are truly creepy and disturbing.
It has a pretty terrible ending, but if you can put that aside, you will be transfixed by this homage to gothic and science fiction art.
FINAL SAY: When I'm inside, I get to see those things.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2000
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 107 mins
Director Tarsem Singh takes us deep inside of the dark fantasies lurking within the mind of a serial killer in this stunning psychological thriller. This movie is all about the visuals, each fantasy scene is reminiscent to a piece of artwork with it's insanely rich landscapes and unbelievable costuming.
A psychologist through the power of transcendental science, undergoes a procedure that allows her to enter into the unconscious mind of Carl Stargher - an insane serial killer; in the hope that she will be able to locate his latest victim before it is too late. But Carl's psyche is a very twisted landscape indeed, and moving through without being discovered is a massive challenge.
Jennifer Lopez is solid as psychologist Catherine Deane, and having made this film when she was primarily actor orientated she delivers well on a clearly difficult story line. Vincent D'Onofrio is terrifying as Carl, his complete transformations within his mindscapes are truly creepy and disturbing.
It has a pretty terrible ending, but if you can put that aside, you will be transfixed by this homage to gothic and science fiction art.
FINAL SAY: When I'm inside, I get to see those things.
3 Chilli Peppers
PITCH BLACK
Release Date: 2000
Rating: M
Running Time: 109 mins
An American science fiction/action film and the first movie in The Chronicles of Riddick franchise. Pitch Black was shot on a modest budget in Australia and became the sleeper hit of 2000, quickly growing a cult following mostly due to Vin Diesel's ultra dangerous and cool character Richard B. Riddick.
A commercial transport ship and its crew find themselves marooned on a planet that is home to some vicious creatures that only come out at night, but like to feed on meat - human meat. When they discover that a month long eclipse is is about to occur that plunge them into a long darkness, they realise that they must quickly find way off of the planet if they want to survive.
Vin Diesel is at his best as Riddick, a role that he seems to portray without much effort at all. He has some solid support from Radha Mitchell, Cole Hauser and Keith David but at the end of the day, this is a Riddick film and it is all about him. It's not a ground-breaking movie by any stretch, but it is gripping and for it's very modest budget, it still delivers and it is actually the only film in The Chronicles of Riddick series that I really enjoyed.
FINAL SAY: It ain't me you gotta worry about now.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 2000
Rating: M
Running Time: 109 mins
An American science fiction/action film and the first movie in The Chronicles of Riddick franchise. Pitch Black was shot on a modest budget in Australia and became the sleeper hit of 2000, quickly growing a cult following mostly due to Vin Diesel's ultra dangerous and cool character Richard B. Riddick.
A commercial transport ship and its crew find themselves marooned on a planet that is home to some vicious creatures that only come out at night, but like to feed on meat - human meat. When they discover that a month long eclipse is is about to occur that plunge them into a long darkness, they realise that they must quickly find way off of the planet if they want to survive.
Vin Diesel is at his best as Riddick, a role that he seems to portray without much effort at all. He has some solid support from Radha Mitchell, Cole Hauser and Keith David but at the end of the day, this is a Riddick film and it is all about him. It's not a ground-breaking movie by any stretch, but it is gripping and for it's very modest budget, it still delivers and it is actually the only film in The Chronicles of Riddick series that I really enjoyed.
FINAL SAY: It ain't me you gotta worry about now.
3 Chilli Peppers
THE MUMMY
Release Date: 1999
Rating: PG
Running Time: 125 mins
It's all action and adventure in this loose remake of the 1932 version of The Mummy starring Boris Karloff. Written and directed by Stephen Sommers and easily his best body of work to date, The Mummy has just the right measure of fantasy and comedy to make it a worthy watch.
At an archaeological dig in the ancient city of Hamunaptra, librarian Evelyn Carnahan (Rachel Weisz) and an American serving in the French Foreign Legion (Brendan Fraser) accidentally awaken an ancient and sinister evil known as the High Priest Imhotep. Imhotep who is now reforming himself from mummy to human by consuming the living, has brought about the signs of the apocalypse. Everyone must put their heads together to work out a way to get rid of him, but just how do you kill someone who is already dead?
Filmed in some beautiful locations across Morocco and the Sahara desert this movie is visually delightful, the effects are good and the cast are fabulous. Weisz and Fraser are just wonderful together, and John Hannah does a brilliant job of his comic relief character Jonathan Carnahan.
Don't be swayed by it's scathing reviews, The Mummy isn't setting out to win any Academy Awards, it's all about the fun, the fiction and the fantasy, and as long as you have an open mind and a thirst for silly action adventures, then you will love it as much as I did.
FINAL SAY: He's still....juicy.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1999
Rating: PG
Running Time: 125 mins
It's all action and adventure in this loose remake of the 1932 version of The Mummy starring Boris Karloff. Written and directed by Stephen Sommers and easily his best body of work to date, The Mummy has just the right measure of fantasy and comedy to make it a worthy watch.
At an archaeological dig in the ancient city of Hamunaptra, librarian Evelyn Carnahan (Rachel Weisz) and an American serving in the French Foreign Legion (Brendan Fraser) accidentally awaken an ancient and sinister evil known as the High Priest Imhotep. Imhotep who is now reforming himself from mummy to human by consuming the living, has brought about the signs of the apocalypse. Everyone must put their heads together to work out a way to get rid of him, but just how do you kill someone who is already dead?
Filmed in some beautiful locations across Morocco and the Sahara desert this movie is visually delightful, the effects are good and the cast are fabulous. Weisz and Fraser are just wonderful together, and John Hannah does a brilliant job of his comic relief character Jonathan Carnahan.
Don't be swayed by it's scathing reviews, The Mummy isn't setting out to win any Academy Awards, it's all about the fun, the fiction and the fantasy, and as long as you have an open mind and a thirst for silly action adventures, then you will love it as much as I did.
FINAL SAY: He's still....juicy.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
eXistenZ
Release Date: 1999
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 97 mins
David Cronenberg (aka the King of Venereal Horror/ Baron of Blood) steps into the Science Fiction/Thriller realms with this walk on the wild side movie about an organic gaming system called eXistenZ.
We are plunged into a future where interactive gaming is biological, people literally 'plug into' their video games after being fitted with a bio-port. Once you are in eXistenz the world alters, it is both usual and unusual all at once - organic and in-organic. Objects can be manipulated in new and inventive ways and opportunities to bend reality seem endless; it is an eerie and highly interesting existence indeed.
Jude Law and Jennifer Jason Leigh are fabulous as the couple on the run in a strange foreign landscape, and this is truly a breakthrough body of work from Cronenberg. Considering the limited technology in gaming when it was released, eXistenZ was a fresh perspective in its day.
FINAL SAY: Get fitted for a port.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1999
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 97 mins
David Cronenberg (aka the King of Venereal Horror/ Baron of Blood) steps into the Science Fiction/Thriller realms with this walk on the wild side movie about an organic gaming system called eXistenZ.
We are plunged into a future where interactive gaming is biological, people literally 'plug into' their video games after being fitted with a bio-port. Once you are in eXistenz the world alters, it is both usual and unusual all at once - organic and in-organic. Objects can be manipulated in new and inventive ways and opportunities to bend reality seem endless; it is an eerie and highly interesting existence indeed.
Jude Law and Jennifer Jason Leigh are fabulous as the couple on the run in a strange foreign landscape, and this is truly a breakthrough body of work from Cronenberg. Considering the limited technology in gaming when it was released, eXistenZ was a fresh perspective in its day.
FINAL SAY: Get fitted for a port.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
THE ASTRONAUT'S WIFE
Release Date: 1999
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 109 mins
This science fiction thriller was absolutely slammed by critics and nose dived at the box offices, but I totally have to disagree with the general consensus on this, because I really liked it. The Astronaut's Wife is an intensely slow burning film, that relies heavily on the paranoia and suspicions of the main characters. I thought it was almost like a sci-fi Rosemary's Baby, lots of delusional thoughts and dark atmosphere pushing the characters further along to a revealing conclusion.
Astronaut Spencer Armacost (Johnny Depp) has just returned home to his wife Jillian (Charlize Theron) after a space mission accident. Jillian notices differences in Spencer quickly, and with his continual refusal to discuss what actually happened in space during the mission, she begins to suspect that Spencer is no longer himself at all.
Perhaps there just wasn't enough action and intrigue for most, but I was really interested in the outcomes, and I thought that Depp and Theron were both really solid. At the end of the day, this movie was just severely underrated in my mind, it is far from perfect, but as far as sci-fi goes it's more than watchable.
FINAL SAY: Something happened up there that these men did not train for.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1999
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 109 mins
This science fiction thriller was absolutely slammed by critics and nose dived at the box offices, but I totally have to disagree with the general consensus on this, because I really liked it. The Astronaut's Wife is an intensely slow burning film, that relies heavily on the paranoia and suspicions of the main characters. I thought it was almost like a sci-fi Rosemary's Baby, lots of delusional thoughts and dark atmosphere pushing the characters further along to a revealing conclusion.
Astronaut Spencer Armacost (Johnny Depp) has just returned home to his wife Jillian (Charlize Theron) after a space mission accident. Jillian notices differences in Spencer quickly, and with his continual refusal to discuss what actually happened in space during the mission, she begins to suspect that Spencer is no longer himself at all.
Perhaps there just wasn't enough action and intrigue for most, but I was really interested in the outcomes, and I thought that Depp and Theron were both really solid. At the end of the day, this movie was just severely underrated in my mind, it is far from perfect, but as far as sci-fi goes it's more than watchable.
FINAL SAY: Something happened up there that these men did not train for.
3 Chilli Peppers
THE MATRIX
Release Date: 1999
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 136 mins
I recall the day that I went to see this movie clearly. I left the cinema with such excitement and I just felt cooler for having witnessed this extraordinary feat of cinematic brilliance. This is a Science Fiction fan's dream-movie and was the first film to use many of the CGI effects that so many movies hang their hats upon these days. It was groundbreaking; and it has an element of cool that cannot be denied.
Neo (Keanu Reeves) is a computer hacker that is approached by a mysterious group of rebels that appear to have 'out of this world' powers and vital information about the true state of the world. After an 'Alice like' introduction to the real world, Neo learns that he has an important role to play in the battle for Earth and a lot to learn about the real state of affairs.
Unfortunately, the following two installments could not keep up the pace of this first, and only great Matrix offering. The soundtrack to this film is kick-ass and really adds to the urgency and darkness of the movie. It's smooth and filled to the brim with mysterious characters and has loads and loads of action.
FINAL SAY: I want me some black latex and dark glasses.
5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1999
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 136 mins
I recall the day that I went to see this movie clearly. I left the cinema with such excitement and I just felt cooler for having witnessed this extraordinary feat of cinematic brilliance. This is a Science Fiction fan's dream-movie and was the first film to use many of the CGI effects that so many movies hang their hats upon these days. It was groundbreaking; and it has an element of cool that cannot be denied.
Neo (Keanu Reeves) is a computer hacker that is approached by a mysterious group of rebels that appear to have 'out of this world' powers and vital information about the true state of the world. After an 'Alice like' introduction to the real world, Neo learns that he has an important role to play in the battle for Earth and a lot to learn about the real state of affairs.
Unfortunately, the following two installments could not keep up the pace of this first, and only great Matrix offering. The soundtrack to this film is kick-ass and really adds to the urgency and darkness of the movie. It's smooth and filled to the brim with mysterious characters and has loads and loads of action.
FINAL SAY: I want me some black latex and dark glasses.
5 Chilli Peppers
GALAXY QUEST
Release Date: 1999
Rating: PG
Running Time: 102 mins
A wonderful science fiction-comedy that parodies the classic science fiction television series Star Trek and it's incredible fandom. Don't feel like you need to have seen Star Trek to get the humour in this movie, I am not a 'Trekkie' but the humour wasn't lost on me.
The cast of a hit '70's sci-fi TV series are now in disarray, scraping together a living from appearances at science fiction conventions and generally not getting along very well. An alien race has received signals of their program and believing them to be the real space crusaders that they portray on screen, take invasive measures to enlist their help in a very real intergalactic war.
A strong cast really breathe life into this film, sci-fi great Sigourney Weaver is a fabulous addition, and with the assistance of Tim Allen, Alan Rickman and Sam Rockwell this movie is a bevy of famous and well rounded actors delivering high quality humour that isn't reliant on vulgarity or overt violence. Good sci-fi comedies are hard to come by, and Galaxy Quest will always be one of my favourites.
FINAL SAY: Never give up. Never Surrender.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1999
Rating: PG
Running Time: 102 mins
A wonderful science fiction-comedy that parodies the classic science fiction television series Star Trek and it's incredible fandom. Don't feel like you need to have seen Star Trek to get the humour in this movie, I am not a 'Trekkie' but the humour wasn't lost on me.
The cast of a hit '70's sci-fi TV series are now in disarray, scraping together a living from appearances at science fiction conventions and generally not getting along very well. An alien race has received signals of their program and believing them to be the real space crusaders that they portray on screen, take invasive measures to enlist their help in a very real intergalactic war.
A strong cast really breathe life into this film, sci-fi great Sigourney Weaver is a fabulous addition, and with the assistance of Tim Allen, Alan Rickman and Sam Rockwell this movie is a bevy of famous and well rounded actors delivering high quality humour that isn't reliant on vulgarity or overt violence. Good sci-fi comedies are hard to come by, and Galaxy Quest will always be one of my favourites.
FINAL SAY: Never give up. Never Surrender.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
CONTACT
Release Date: 1997
Rating: M
Running Time: 150 mins
A science fiction drama directed Robert Zemeckis and based on the 1985 novel by Carl Sagan. Sagan and his wife Ann Druyan wrote the story outline for the film, which stars Jodi Foster as Dr. Eleanor "Ellie" Arroway, a SETI (Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence) scientist who finds evidence of extra-terrestrial life through radio signals and is then chosen to make first contact for the human species.
The characterisation of Ellie Arroway was actually inspired by Jill Tarter, a real life American astronomer who is the head of Project Phoenix at the SETI institute and considered to be one of the 50 most important women in science. Does this make the movie more credible? Sure, but it is still a work of fiction, and although Tarter would've loved to have been supplied with the blueprints for a spacecraft to transport her to another dimension by aliens, that part didn't actually happen in real life.
However, this is still a fabulous science fiction watch and Jodi Foster is genuinely terrific as Ellie. And she is well supported by a stellar cast that includes Matthew McConaughey, James Woods, John Hurt, Tom Skerritt and Angela Bassett.
FINAL SAY: Mathematics is the only true universal language.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1997
Rating: M
Running Time: 150 mins
A science fiction drama directed Robert Zemeckis and based on the 1985 novel by Carl Sagan. Sagan and his wife Ann Druyan wrote the story outline for the film, which stars Jodi Foster as Dr. Eleanor "Ellie" Arroway, a SETI (Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence) scientist who finds evidence of extra-terrestrial life through radio signals and is then chosen to make first contact for the human species.
The characterisation of Ellie Arroway was actually inspired by Jill Tarter, a real life American astronomer who is the head of Project Phoenix at the SETI institute and considered to be one of the 50 most important women in science. Does this make the movie more credible? Sure, but it is still a work of fiction, and although Tarter would've loved to have been supplied with the blueprints for a spacecraft to transport her to another dimension by aliens, that part didn't actually happen in real life.
However, this is still a fabulous science fiction watch and Jodi Foster is genuinely terrific as Ellie. And she is well supported by a stellar cast that includes Matthew McConaughey, James Woods, John Hurt, Tom Skerritt and Angela Bassett.
FINAL SAY: Mathematics is the only true universal language.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
EVENT HORIZON
Release Date: 1997
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 130 mins
After a recent re-watch of this movie I was sitting there thinking, what? This is not the dark and visceral sci-fi/horror that I remember seeing back in the nineties that scared the shit out of me. And it wasn't; it was a massively edited and watered down version that had all of the foreboding but none of the boding. Apparently Event Horizon comes in two versions, the television friendly and pretty dull MA 15+ version that runs for about 96 mins and then there's the slap you down and steal your lunch money R18+ version that runs for about 130 mins and has since been banned for it's incredibly graphic content. The original version is the only one worthy of your efforts, and it would appear that it could be a bit hard to get your hands on these days, however if you get the chance and you like the idea of a sci-fi horror then it is worth hunting down.
In the year 2040, a spacecraft called the Event Horizon is sent out beyond Neptune to enter a black hole to another dimension, when it promptly disappears without a trace for seven years. A crew of astronauts are sent out to investigate the Event Horizon to determine what happened during the ship's disappearance.
This is some messed up creepy stuff that is certainly not for the faint-hearted. The reveal of the final message left by the original crew really haunted me when I saw it for the first time, it's unforgettably shocking. The effects are really pretty good, and there are some decent actors in the mix like Sam Neill, Laurence Fishburne, Jason Isaacs and Kathleen Quinlan to bring it all together.
FINAL SAY: Oh my God, what happened to your eyes?
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1997
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 130 mins
After a recent re-watch of this movie I was sitting there thinking, what? This is not the dark and visceral sci-fi/horror that I remember seeing back in the nineties that scared the shit out of me. And it wasn't; it was a massively edited and watered down version that had all of the foreboding but none of the boding. Apparently Event Horizon comes in two versions, the television friendly and pretty dull MA 15+ version that runs for about 96 mins and then there's the slap you down and steal your lunch money R18+ version that runs for about 130 mins and has since been banned for it's incredibly graphic content. The original version is the only one worthy of your efforts, and it would appear that it could be a bit hard to get your hands on these days, however if you get the chance and you like the idea of a sci-fi horror then it is worth hunting down.
In the year 2040, a spacecraft called the Event Horizon is sent out beyond Neptune to enter a black hole to another dimension, when it promptly disappears without a trace for seven years. A crew of astronauts are sent out to investigate the Event Horizon to determine what happened during the ship's disappearance.
This is some messed up creepy stuff that is certainly not for the faint-hearted. The reveal of the final message left by the original crew really haunted me when I saw it for the first time, it's unforgettably shocking. The effects are really pretty good, and there are some decent actors in the mix like Sam Neill, Laurence Fishburne, Jason Isaacs and Kathleen Quinlan to bring it all together.
FINAL SAY: Oh my God, what happened to your eyes?
3 Chilli Peppers
CUBE
Release Date: 1997
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 90 mins
This a short, low budget science fiction movie. It wasn't loved by critics and has dated a bit over the years, but I really enjoyed this little psychological thriller that relies completely on story to deliver because the set is comprised of two rooms.
A group of 7 strangers awaken inside of a cube that is filled with a series of seemingly endless maze-like rooms full of deadly traps. They soon realise that they are involuntarily participants in a game of survival. Each must call upon their own skill set to decipher the hints left for them and find their way out of the cube.
This is an interesting movie with a bit of gore, tonnes of character development and very little story line, so it is not going to engage everyone, but I really liked it.
FINAL SAY: Harder than a Rubik's Cube.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1997
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 90 mins
This a short, low budget science fiction movie. It wasn't loved by critics and has dated a bit over the years, but I really enjoyed this little psychological thriller that relies completely on story to deliver because the set is comprised of two rooms.
A group of 7 strangers awaken inside of a cube that is filled with a series of seemingly endless maze-like rooms full of deadly traps. They soon realise that they are involuntarily participants in a game of survival. Each must call upon their own skill set to decipher the hints left for them and find their way out of the cube.
This is an interesting movie with a bit of gore, tonnes of character development and very little story line, so it is not going to engage everyone, but I really liked it.
FINAL SAY: Harder than a Rubik's Cube.
3 Chilli Peppers
GATTACA
Release Date: 1997
Rating: M
Running Time: 106 mins
In the not- too-distant future genetic enhancement is everywhere. It is used to remove disease and eradicate imperfections, wealthy parents can even ensure that their children will be the perfect human specimen from the point of inception. Only the genetically elite get to work in prestigious and intergalactic employment, and those deemed less suitable must complete the menial tasks.
Ethan Hawke plays Vincent, a man desperate to travel to the stars, but unable to due to his genetic restrictions. Vincent devises a plan to deceive the DNA testing in order to fulfill his dreams of becoming something more.
This movie is sophisticated Sci Fi that is driven by character development not effects. There are no aliens or intergalactic battles to be seen here; this is a movie about the morals of genetic enhancement and the restrictions of being human, shot in an artistic retro-style. It's slick and it's smart, everyone should see it.
FINAL SAY: There is no gene for the human spirit.
5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1997
Rating: M
Running Time: 106 mins
In the not- too-distant future genetic enhancement is everywhere. It is used to remove disease and eradicate imperfections, wealthy parents can even ensure that their children will be the perfect human specimen from the point of inception. Only the genetically elite get to work in prestigious and intergalactic employment, and those deemed less suitable must complete the menial tasks.
Ethan Hawke plays Vincent, a man desperate to travel to the stars, but unable to due to his genetic restrictions. Vincent devises a plan to deceive the DNA testing in order to fulfill his dreams of becoming something more.
This movie is sophisticated Sci Fi that is driven by character development not effects. There are no aliens or intergalactic battles to be seen here; this is a movie about the morals of genetic enhancement and the restrictions of being human, shot in an artistic retro-style. It's slick and it's smart, everyone should see it.
FINAL SAY: There is no gene for the human spirit.
5 Chilli Peppers
THE FIFTH ELEMENT
Release Date: 1997
Rating: PG
Running Time: 126 mins
Everyone knew about the four main elements in the world - fire, water, earth and air, but how much did they know about the fifth element? Nothing really, and then Luc Besson directed this absolute peach of a movie and everyone was enchanted from then on.
The Fifth Element could easily fall into the comedy category, mostly due to Chris Tucker's hilarious character Ruby Rod, but it is set in a most colourful future where aliens and humans live in cohabitation, cars hover and everyone wears Jean-Paul Gaultier making it a visually delightful science fiction tale.
Add in a stellar cast like Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman and Milla Jovovich - playing the mesmerizing Leeloo and you have a slice of pure gold entertainment.
FINAL SAY: Multi-pass.
4.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1997
Rating: PG
Running Time: 126 mins
Everyone knew about the four main elements in the world - fire, water, earth and air, but how much did they know about the fifth element? Nothing really, and then Luc Besson directed this absolute peach of a movie and everyone was enchanted from then on.
The Fifth Element could easily fall into the comedy category, mostly due to Chris Tucker's hilarious character Ruby Rod, but it is set in a most colourful future where aliens and humans live in cohabitation, cars hover and everyone wears Jean-Paul Gaultier making it a visually delightful science fiction tale.
Add in a stellar cast like Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman and Milla Jovovich - playing the mesmerizing Leeloo and you have a slice of pure gold entertainment.
FINAL SAY: Multi-pass.
4.5 Chilli Peppers
MARS ATTACKS!
Release Date: 1996
Rating: PG
Running Time: 106 mins
This science fiction/comedy directed by Tim Burton really amused me with all of it's black humour, political satire and obvious nods to early B grade sci-fi. It was actually based on a series of cult trading cards called Mars Attacks! and was considered a box office bomb upon release, but something about the giant brained aliens entertained me at least!
A fleet of babbling aliens have landed on Earth and have planned a meeting with the President of the United States (Jack Nicholson). However, these are not friendly aliens, they come with ray guns and malicious intent to take over the planet and destroy all of humanity.
This is a really cheesy movie and will mostly appeal to people with a warped sense of humour. The cast is massive and incredibly reputable, but no-one is really trying here, they're all just in it for shits and giggles which makes it all an round silly sci-fi experience. This is not going to change your life, but it may amuse.
FINAL SAY: Ack! Ack! Ack!
3 Chilli Peppers (One chili was earned just for decapitating Sarah Jessica Parker!)
Release Date: 1996
Rating: PG
Running Time: 106 mins
This science fiction/comedy directed by Tim Burton really amused me with all of it's black humour, political satire and obvious nods to early B grade sci-fi. It was actually based on a series of cult trading cards called Mars Attacks! and was considered a box office bomb upon release, but something about the giant brained aliens entertained me at least!
A fleet of babbling aliens have landed on Earth and have planned a meeting with the President of the United States (Jack Nicholson). However, these are not friendly aliens, they come with ray guns and malicious intent to take over the planet and destroy all of humanity.
This is a really cheesy movie and will mostly appeal to people with a warped sense of humour. The cast is massive and incredibly reputable, but no-one is really trying here, they're all just in it for shits and giggles which makes it all an round silly sci-fi experience. This is not going to change your life, but it may amuse.
FINAL SAY: Ack! Ack! Ack!
3 Chilli Peppers (One chili was earned just for decapitating Sarah Jessica Parker!)
12 MONKEYS
Release Date: 1995
Rating: M
Running Time: 149 mins
A neo-noir science fiction directed by Terry Gilliam and inspired by the French short film La Jetee, 12 Monkeys explores themes of time travel and the impending madness that is created by knowing future outcomes.
Set in a rather grim future that has been ravaged by disease, a prisoner attempts to earn his freedom by agreeing to be sent back in time to try and find the source of the virus and stop it from destroying the world.
A lot of people will probably find the storyline here a bit difficult to follow, it does jump around in confusing ways, but if you can keep up, it is worth the effort. The acting is fantastic, with exceptionally strong performances from Bruce Willis and Brad Pitt, gaining Pitt an Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor, and if you can cope with the highly overloaded plot then you too will enjoy this dark sci-fi that I found both compelling and original.
FINAL SAY: I'm here about some monkeys.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1995
Rating: M
Running Time: 149 mins
A neo-noir science fiction directed by Terry Gilliam and inspired by the French short film La Jetee, 12 Monkeys explores themes of time travel and the impending madness that is created by knowing future outcomes.
Set in a rather grim future that has been ravaged by disease, a prisoner attempts to earn his freedom by agreeing to be sent back in time to try and find the source of the virus and stop it from destroying the world.
A lot of people will probably find the storyline here a bit difficult to follow, it does jump around in confusing ways, but if you can keep up, it is worth the effort. The acting is fantastic, with exceptionally strong performances from Bruce Willis and Brad Pitt, gaining Pitt an Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor, and if you can cope with the highly overloaded plot then you too will enjoy this dark sci-fi that I found both compelling and original.
FINAL SAY: I'm here about some monkeys.
4 Chilli Peppers
FLATLINERS
Release Date: 1990
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 115 mins
At the peak of the 'everyone loves Julia Roberts and Kiefer Sutherland' saga that happened in the late '80's, came this unexpected sci-fi horror movie about a group of medical student that are all intrigued about what lies beyond death. Directed by Joel Schumacher, it was met with tepid reception and although I found it enjoyable, it is clearly pandering to a young audience and for that reason it delivers in a slightly contrived way.
Nelson Wright (Sutherland) convinces his medical student classmates to conduct some clandestine experiments that produce near-death experiences. The students remain in a state of 'flat-line' for a short time and are then resuscitated back to life. But it appears that there are consequences to meddling in the after-life, and their own wicked pasts start to haunt them through a series of horrible hallucinations and altered realities, daring them to push further with their experiments.
A young and popular cast including Julia Roberts, Kevin Bacon, William Baldwin and Oliver Platt make up the medical team, doing a reasonable job of being smug and entitled. The medical procedures in this clearly have no link to reality whatsoever, but if you can look past all of that, there is actually a pretty decent story line about taunting death that makes this a worthwhile thriller.
FINAL SAY: Today is a good day to die.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1990
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 115 mins
At the peak of the 'everyone loves Julia Roberts and Kiefer Sutherland' saga that happened in the late '80's, came this unexpected sci-fi horror movie about a group of medical student that are all intrigued about what lies beyond death. Directed by Joel Schumacher, it was met with tepid reception and although I found it enjoyable, it is clearly pandering to a young audience and for that reason it delivers in a slightly contrived way.
Nelson Wright (Sutherland) convinces his medical student classmates to conduct some clandestine experiments that produce near-death experiences. The students remain in a state of 'flat-line' for a short time and are then resuscitated back to life. But it appears that there are consequences to meddling in the after-life, and their own wicked pasts start to haunt them through a series of horrible hallucinations and altered realities, daring them to push further with their experiments.
A young and popular cast including Julia Roberts, Kevin Bacon, William Baldwin and Oliver Platt make up the medical team, doing a reasonable job of being smug and entitled. The medical procedures in this clearly have no link to reality whatsoever, but if you can look past all of that, there is actually a pretty decent story line about taunting death that makes this a worthwhile thriller.
FINAL SAY: Today is a good day to die.
3 Chilli Peppers
WILLOW
Release Date: 1988
Rating: PG
Running Time: 126 mins
An epic fantasy film directed by Ron Howard and produced by George Lucas. This sword and sorcery tale takes place in an alternate fantasy world where brownies, trolls and all manner of ancient magic are at work within a medieval setting.
Willow Ufgood (Warwick Davis) a dwarf farmer, reluctantly agrees to return a human baby to a responsible person after she is found in a river by his children. As he journeys, he discovers that the baby is in fact Elora Danan, a girl that is destined to bring about the downfall of the evil sorceress Queen Bavmorda. With the help of the haphazard swordsman Madmartigan (Val Kilmer) and a few motley magical creatures, Willow takes it upon himself to protect Elora, knowing that it will not be easy against the forces of darkness.
This movie is great fun, it's speckled with plenty of comic relief and fantastical magical happenings, the characters are genuinely interesting and the whole of vibe of the movie is enchanting. With a PG rating, it is also a great family film that kids and adults alike can enjoy together.
FINAL SAY: That's magic? It smells terrible.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1988
Rating: PG
Running Time: 126 mins
An epic fantasy film directed by Ron Howard and produced by George Lucas. This sword and sorcery tale takes place in an alternate fantasy world where brownies, trolls and all manner of ancient magic are at work within a medieval setting.
Willow Ufgood (Warwick Davis) a dwarf farmer, reluctantly agrees to return a human baby to a responsible person after she is found in a river by his children. As he journeys, he discovers that the baby is in fact Elora Danan, a girl that is destined to bring about the downfall of the evil sorceress Queen Bavmorda. With the help of the haphazard swordsman Madmartigan (Val Kilmer) and a few motley magical creatures, Willow takes it upon himself to protect Elora, knowing that it will not be easy against the forces of darkness.
This movie is great fun, it's speckled with plenty of comic relief and fantastical magical happenings, the characters are genuinely interesting and the whole of vibe of the movie is enchanting. With a PG rating, it is also a great family film that kids and adults alike can enjoy together.
FINAL SAY: That's magic? It smells terrible.
3 Chilli Peppers
INNERSPACE
Release Date: 1987
Rating: PG
Running Time: 120 mins
I recall going to the movies when I was only eleven to see this film and loving everything about it. It will always be a childhood favourite of mine, but it still has tonnes of laughs and after a recent rewatch, I can assure you that it still manages to deliver a very zany and enjoyable science fiction ride.
A test pilot who has been shrunken down to nanobot size in a secret lab experiment, ends up being accidentally injected into a nervous grocery clerk and must enlist his help to be released before he returns to full size.
The cast is just terrific, with real life couple Dennis Quaid and Meg Ryan filling lead roles, and Martin Short in one if his funniest roles ever as the worry wart hypochondriac Jack Putter.
Directed by Joe Dante and written by Jeffrey Boam and Chip Proser, Innerspace had some cutting edge effects and concepts back in it's time and although they may have dated a little, the physical comedy most certainly has not. Sporting a kick ass cast and a buzzing '80s soundtrack, this movie is a sci-fi/ comedy treat that the whole family can enjoy.
FINAL SAY: Oh God! Somebody help me! I'm possessed!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1987
Rating: PG
Running Time: 120 mins
I recall going to the movies when I was only eleven to see this film and loving everything about it. It will always be a childhood favourite of mine, but it still has tonnes of laughs and after a recent rewatch, I can assure you that it still manages to deliver a very zany and enjoyable science fiction ride.
A test pilot who has been shrunken down to nanobot size in a secret lab experiment, ends up being accidentally injected into a nervous grocery clerk and must enlist his help to be released before he returns to full size.
The cast is just terrific, with real life couple Dennis Quaid and Meg Ryan filling lead roles, and Martin Short in one if his funniest roles ever as the worry wart hypochondriac Jack Putter.
Directed by Joe Dante and written by Jeffrey Boam and Chip Proser, Innerspace had some cutting edge effects and concepts back in it's time and although they may have dated a little, the physical comedy most certainly has not. Sporting a kick ass cast and a buzzing '80s soundtrack, this movie is a sci-fi/ comedy treat that the whole family can enjoy.
FINAL SAY: Oh God! Somebody help me! I'm possessed!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA
Release Date: 1986
Rating: M
Running Time: 99 mins
Okay, let's be clear about why this movie made the list, because I am pretty sure that anyone that has actually seen this is thinking, what the hell? Well, Big Trouble in Little China just has to be seen to be believed. It is jam packed with bad 80's effects, it has a completely implausible fantasy story line, it is rife with racial stereotypes and the fashions? Wow, truly unforgettable. Perhaps it should really go onto my comedy list, because this film is clearly not taking itself seriously at all, but all of the Chinatown magic and mystery lends itself to the fantasy genre.
Jack Burton (Kurt Russell), truck driver of the aptly named 'pork-chop' express, finds himself entangled in a centuries old mystical battle in Chinatown when his friend's girlfriend 'Miao' is abducted. Apparently an evil sorcerer named Lo Pan needs a girl with jade coloured eyes to complete his mystical transformation, which leads Jack and his friends on an adventure into the magical underground of Chinatown in an attempt to rescue Miao.
This movie is rife with martial arts, monsters, magic and mayhem, none of which are being done very well, but that's the great thing about this movie, it's strength lies in its ridiculousness. This is retro gold, plain and simple, watch it when you need a bit of stress relief.
FINAL SAY: Chinese have a lot of hells.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1986
Rating: M
Running Time: 99 mins
Okay, let's be clear about why this movie made the list, because I am pretty sure that anyone that has actually seen this is thinking, what the hell? Well, Big Trouble in Little China just has to be seen to be believed. It is jam packed with bad 80's effects, it has a completely implausible fantasy story line, it is rife with racial stereotypes and the fashions? Wow, truly unforgettable. Perhaps it should really go onto my comedy list, because this film is clearly not taking itself seriously at all, but all of the Chinatown magic and mystery lends itself to the fantasy genre.
Jack Burton (Kurt Russell), truck driver of the aptly named 'pork-chop' express, finds himself entangled in a centuries old mystical battle in Chinatown when his friend's girlfriend 'Miao' is abducted. Apparently an evil sorcerer named Lo Pan needs a girl with jade coloured eyes to complete his mystical transformation, which leads Jack and his friends on an adventure into the magical underground of Chinatown in an attempt to rescue Miao.
This movie is rife with martial arts, monsters, magic and mayhem, none of which are being done very well, but that's the great thing about this movie, it's strength lies in its ridiculousness. This is retro gold, plain and simple, watch it when you need a bit of stress relief.
FINAL SAY: Chinese have a lot of hells.
3 Chilli Peppers
BACK TO THE FUTURE TRILOGY
Release Date: 1985, 1989 and 1990
Rating: PG
Running Time: 337 mins total
Three family friendly, fun filled, action adventures all about time travel to sink your teeth into. Written and directed by Robert Zemeckis, the trilogy follows the adventures of Marty McFly and his eccentric scientist friend Dr. Emmett L. Brown as they use a converted DeLorean as a time machine to travel around through different periods in time.
The first instalment was a huge international success, and sees Marty (Michael J. Fox) accidentally sent back in time to 1955, where he meets his teenage parents. Unfortunately, his teen mother falls in love with him instead of his father, which threatens to cause a paradox where Marty would cease to exist.
In the second movie, Marty goes forward in time to 2015 where his future family are in danger. However, whilst busy rectifying matters in the future, his arch nemesis Biff steals the DeLorean and creates a shift in the future, altering the 1985 that they return to when they are done.
And the final episode links harmoniously onto the ending of the second, with Doc being trapped in 1885, and Marty having to work out a way to save him in the wild west.
Bottom line, these are clever, entertaining and quite possibly the most fun sci-fi adventures to have ever been made. Personally I adored them, I grew up with the series being eleven when the first hit the big screen, and I avidly following them until the final was released when I was sixteen. Michael J. Fox is a perfect McFly and Christopher Lloyd is at his best as the zany and hilarious scientist Doc. The series still rates as the 13th highest grossing trilogy of all time, worldwide, and there is good reason for that, when it comes to intelligent family orientated sci-fi I doubt you could do better.
FINAL SAY: I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity that I need.
4 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1985, 1989 and 1990
Rating: PG
Running Time: 337 mins total
Three family friendly, fun filled, action adventures all about time travel to sink your teeth into. Written and directed by Robert Zemeckis, the trilogy follows the adventures of Marty McFly and his eccentric scientist friend Dr. Emmett L. Brown as they use a converted DeLorean as a time machine to travel around through different periods in time.
The first instalment was a huge international success, and sees Marty (Michael J. Fox) accidentally sent back in time to 1955, where he meets his teenage parents. Unfortunately, his teen mother falls in love with him instead of his father, which threatens to cause a paradox where Marty would cease to exist.
In the second movie, Marty goes forward in time to 2015 where his future family are in danger. However, whilst busy rectifying matters in the future, his arch nemesis Biff steals the DeLorean and creates a shift in the future, altering the 1985 that they return to when they are done.
And the final episode links harmoniously onto the ending of the second, with Doc being trapped in 1885, and Marty having to work out a way to save him in the wild west.
Bottom line, these are clever, entertaining and quite possibly the most fun sci-fi adventures to have ever been made. Personally I adored them, I grew up with the series being eleven when the first hit the big screen, and I avidly following them until the final was released when I was sixteen. Michael J. Fox is a perfect McFly and Christopher Lloyd is at his best as the zany and hilarious scientist Doc. The series still rates as the 13th highest grossing trilogy of all time, worldwide, and there is good reason for that, when it comes to intelligent family orientated sci-fi I doubt you could do better.
FINAL SAY: I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity that I need.
4 Chilli Peppers
GREMLINS
Release Date: 1984
Rating: M
Running Time: 106 mins
Director Joe Dante who brought us the great kids classic Small Soldiers, pushes the envelop between children's cinema and the supernatural with his tale about mischievous little creatures called Gremlins.
Billy's father purchases a mysterious new pet 'Mogwai' for Billy's early Christmas gift. Gizmo, as Billy names him, must be carefully taken care of. He cannot be exposed to bright light, he cannot get wet and he must never EVER be fed after midnight. Unfortunately, Billy inadvertently breaks all of the rules and unleashes a gang of Gremlin's that are determined to tear up the entire town on Christmas Eve.
This is a fabulous pre-Christmas watch for older kids and teens because it is exciting and funny, and even though those '80's effects are getting a bit outdated, Gizmo is still utterly adorable.
FINAL SAY: I want a Mogwai for Christmas!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1984
Rating: M
Running Time: 106 mins
Director Joe Dante who brought us the great kids classic Small Soldiers, pushes the envelop between children's cinema and the supernatural with his tale about mischievous little creatures called Gremlins.
Billy's father purchases a mysterious new pet 'Mogwai' for Billy's early Christmas gift. Gizmo, as Billy names him, must be carefully taken care of. He cannot be exposed to bright light, he cannot get wet and he must never EVER be fed after midnight. Unfortunately, Billy inadvertently breaks all of the rules and unleashes a gang of Gremlin's that are determined to tear up the entire town on Christmas Eve.
This is a fabulous pre-Christmas watch for older kids and teens because it is exciting and funny, and even though those '80's effects are getting a bit outdated, Gizmo is still utterly adorable.
FINAL SAY: I want a Mogwai for Christmas!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
THE TERMINATOR 1 & 2 (JUDGMENT DAY)
Release Dates: 1984 and 1991
Rating: MA 15+
Running Times: 107 mins and 137 mins
There's no point denying it, these two movies are great, they link together seamlessly, and tell a foreboding tale about a terrifying future where the machines rule the earth. Directed and written by James Cameron, and aside from his Aliens offering, this is really the best thing that he has ever done in my opinion; and it is also the best thing that Arnold Schwarzenegger has undertaken as well.
The first instalment focuses on a humanoid cyborg known as a Terminator (Schwarzenegger) that has been sent back in time from 2029, to exterminate a waitress named Sarah Connor (Linda Hamilton). Unbeknownst to Sarah, in the future she will give birth to John Connor, a man that will lead a revolution against the oppressive machines.
The second instalment focuses again on a humanoid cyborg that has been re-programmed to now protect the teenage John Connor (Edward Furlong) from a newer and more sinister model of Terminator that is still seeking to kill him.
What you are going to get here is an action-packed science fiction experience, with loads of guns, explosions and robotic effects. The first movie actually boasted some pretty cutting edge effects for its time, and the second even won an Academy Award for Best Visual Effects, so these films have been executed really well and obviously had hefty budgets. Schwarzenegger was a perfect choice for the role of the Terminator, he just has to look menacing and say very little - apart from highly quotable one liners, a role clearly designed for him to execute perfectly. For high-paced sci-fi, these have got it in buckets and with the added bonus of a tight and interesting story line, what's not to like?
FINAL SAY: I'll be back!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
NOTE: None of the later instalments (and there have been far too many) are worthy of your time or effort, see these first two and then leave it at that.
Release Dates: 1984 and 1991
Rating: MA 15+
Running Times: 107 mins and 137 mins
There's no point denying it, these two movies are great, they link together seamlessly, and tell a foreboding tale about a terrifying future where the machines rule the earth. Directed and written by James Cameron, and aside from his Aliens offering, this is really the best thing that he has ever done in my opinion; and it is also the best thing that Arnold Schwarzenegger has undertaken as well.
The first instalment focuses on a humanoid cyborg known as a Terminator (Schwarzenegger) that has been sent back in time from 2029, to exterminate a waitress named Sarah Connor (Linda Hamilton). Unbeknownst to Sarah, in the future she will give birth to John Connor, a man that will lead a revolution against the oppressive machines.
The second instalment focuses again on a humanoid cyborg that has been re-programmed to now protect the teenage John Connor (Edward Furlong) from a newer and more sinister model of Terminator that is still seeking to kill him.
What you are going to get here is an action-packed science fiction experience, with loads of guns, explosions and robotic effects. The first movie actually boasted some pretty cutting edge effects for its time, and the second even won an Academy Award for Best Visual Effects, so these films have been executed really well and obviously had hefty budgets. Schwarzenegger was a perfect choice for the role of the Terminator, he just has to look menacing and say very little - apart from highly quotable one liners, a role clearly designed for him to execute perfectly. For high-paced sci-fi, these have got it in buckets and with the added bonus of a tight and interesting story line, what's not to like?
FINAL SAY: I'll be back!
3.5 Chilli Peppers
NOTE: None of the later instalments (and there have been far too many) are worthy of your time or effort, see these first two and then leave it at that.
BLADE RUNNER
Release Date: 1982
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 117 mins
This neo-noir science fiction thriller directed by Ridley Scott is now regarded as one of the best science fiction movies of all time. Adapted from the 1968 novel Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? by Philip K. Dick, Blade Runner won the BAFTA for Best Cinematography, The Hugo Award and the Los Angeles Film Critics Association Award, and although it was largely misunderstood at its time of release, it has since gone on to be recognized as a cult classic that was well ahead of its time.
The year is 2019, and genetically engineered 'replicants' are being manufactured by the Tyrell Corporation to do dangerous off-world jobs. The use of replicants on earth is strictly prohibited, so when a group of escaped replicants, who are virtually indistinguishable from humans, take up refuge in Los Angeles, it's up to expert Blade Runner Rick Deckard (Harrison Ford) to hunt them down.
This is a beautifully realized cyberpunk, dystopian future, that has been thoughtfully put together in an extremely realistic way. The replicants are wonderfully interesting, and the story plays out with an achingly human undertone. This is really intelligent science fiction, and requires some thinking on the viewer's behalf to really grasp all of the complexities that are at play here.
The cast is fabulous, with exceptionally strong performances from Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer, Sean Young and Daryl Hannah. In the end, you will be left feeling that the replicants may have been more alive inside than the humans that tried to eliminate them; it's a timeless piece of science fiction for sure.
FINAL SAY: More human than human.
4.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1982
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 117 mins
This neo-noir science fiction thriller directed by Ridley Scott is now regarded as one of the best science fiction movies of all time. Adapted from the 1968 novel Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? by Philip K. Dick, Blade Runner won the BAFTA for Best Cinematography, The Hugo Award and the Los Angeles Film Critics Association Award, and although it was largely misunderstood at its time of release, it has since gone on to be recognized as a cult classic that was well ahead of its time.
The year is 2019, and genetically engineered 'replicants' are being manufactured by the Tyrell Corporation to do dangerous off-world jobs. The use of replicants on earth is strictly prohibited, so when a group of escaped replicants, who are virtually indistinguishable from humans, take up refuge in Los Angeles, it's up to expert Blade Runner Rick Deckard (Harrison Ford) to hunt them down.
This is a beautifully realized cyberpunk, dystopian future, that has been thoughtfully put together in an extremely realistic way. The replicants are wonderfully interesting, and the story plays out with an achingly human undertone. This is really intelligent science fiction, and requires some thinking on the viewer's behalf to really grasp all of the complexities that are at play here.
The cast is fabulous, with exceptionally strong performances from Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer, Sean Young and Daryl Hannah. In the end, you will be left feeling that the replicants may have been more alive inside than the humans that tried to eliminate them; it's a timeless piece of science fiction for sure.
FINAL SAY: More human than human.
4.5 Chilli Peppers
ET - The EXTRA TERRESTRIAL
Release Date: 1982
Rating: PG
Running Time: 115 mins
Director Steven Spielberg made himself into a household name after the mass success of ET. ET was even nominated for a Best Picture Academy Award, which is virtually unheard of when it comes to science fiction films, and although it didn't win, it did take out four other Oscars that year including Best Visual Effects, Best Sound and Best Original Score.
A little alien is accidentally left behind by his spaceship and finds himself alone in a very strange world called Earth. 10 year old Elliot discovers the alien and after befriending him, decides to help ET to fulfil his mission of returning home. The two become so connected that Elliot starts to feel what ET feels, including the discomfort of being stuck here on Earth.
This is the ultimate otherworldly buddy movie, deeply moving and in true Spielberg fashion, hammed up with cuteness to within an inch of it's life. Bottom line, it is a great family movie that will touch many hearts for years to come.
FINAL SAY: Phone home.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1982
Rating: PG
Running Time: 115 mins
Director Steven Spielberg made himself into a household name after the mass success of ET. ET was even nominated for a Best Picture Academy Award, which is virtually unheard of when it comes to science fiction films, and although it didn't win, it did take out four other Oscars that year including Best Visual Effects, Best Sound and Best Original Score.
A little alien is accidentally left behind by his spaceship and finds himself alone in a very strange world called Earth. 10 year old Elliot discovers the alien and after befriending him, decides to help ET to fulfil his mission of returning home. The two become so connected that Elliot starts to feel what ET feels, including the discomfort of being stuck here on Earth.
This is the ultimate otherworldly buddy movie, deeply moving and in true Spielberg fashion, hammed up with cuteness to within an inch of it's life. Bottom line, it is a great family movie that will touch many hearts for years to come.
FINAL SAY: Phone home.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
THE THING
Release Date: 1982
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 109 mins
I remember when I saw this for the first time and I thought that the effects were so amazing, well I can assure you that after a recent re-watch those effects have dated, quite a lot; which is probably why a misguided director felt compelled to remake it in 2011. Unfortunately, the remake loses all of the great atmosphere that the original has and appears to be relying exclusively on CGI to deliver it's story line, so put up with the cheesy '80's effects and see the original version.
Known as John Carpenter's The Thing, this sci-fi horror film is about a parasitic extraterrestrial life form that has the ability to assimilate with other organisms and imitate them. This is actually pretty creepy and insidious viewing, and the alien life form really goes all out on the mutation, so it is kind of gross at times too.
John Carpenter was slammed by critics over this movie, and he has sighted the failure of the movie as a personal hardship to his career as a director, but I strongly disagree with the critics here, I think that this is really good sci-fi movie making. It's quite dark and slightly gritty, and is defintely testament to the fact that Carpenter likes to the push the envelope on the macabre. Bravo I say - I really enjoyed every B-grade minute of it.
FINAL SAY: I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1982
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 109 mins
I remember when I saw this for the first time and I thought that the effects were so amazing, well I can assure you that after a recent re-watch those effects have dated, quite a lot; which is probably why a misguided director felt compelled to remake it in 2011. Unfortunately, the remake loses all of the great atmosphere that the original has and appears to be relying exclusively on CGI to deliver it's story line, so put up with the cheesy '80's effects and see the original version.
Known as John Carpenter's The Thing, this sci-fi horror film is about a parasitic extraterrestrial life form that has the ability to assimilate with other organisms and imitate them. This is actually pretty creepy and insidious viewing, and the alien life form really goes all out on the mutation, so it is kind of gross at times too.
John Carpenter was slammed by critics over this movie, and he has sighted the failure of the movie as a personal hardship to his career as a director, but I strongly disagree with the critics here, I think that this is really good sci-fi movie making. It's quite dark and slightly gritty, and is defintely testament to the fact that Carpenter likes to the push the envelope on the macabre. Bravo I say - I really enjoyed every B-grade minute of it.
FINAL SAY: I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
MAD MAX
Release Date: 1979
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 88 mins
This Australian action thriller directed by George Miller has been credited with opening up a global market for Australian New Wave films. For over 20 years Mad Max held the record for the highest profit-to-cost margins and it was awarded three Australian Film Institute Awards for editing, sound and musical score; and although its violent and visceral depictions of a post apocalyptic world may not have appealed to everyone, it has gone on to be a hugely successful cult classic.
In a not too distant dystopian future, the world has become a barren and very dangerous place. Law enforcement officer Max Rockatansky (Mel Gibson) develops a personal vendetta with a vicious and ruthless biker gang after they brutally kill his family and friend, leaving him with nothing to lose as he seeks to exact his revenge.
Full of spectacular car accidents, grimy interludes and death defying stunts, this is gritty and violent viewing. It is truly bleak and often unpleasant, but it is also a great portrayal of a good guy gone mad in a world full of social decay that is teetering on the edge of oblivion.
FINAL SAY: Cundalini wants his hand back!
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1979
Rating: R 18+
Running Time: 88 mins
This Australian action thriller directed by George Miller has been credited with opening up a global market for Australian New Wave films. For over 20 years Mad Max held the record for the highest profit-to-cost margins and it was awarded three Australian Film Institute Awards for editing, sound and musical score; and although its violent and visceral depictions of a post apocalyptic world may not have appealed to everyone, it has gone on to be a hugely successful cult classic.
In a not too distant dystopian future, the world has become a barren and very dangerous place. Law enforcement officer Max Rockatansky (Mel Gibson) develops a personal vendetta with a vicious and ruthless biker gang after they brutally kill his family and friend, leaving him with nothing to lose as he seeks to exact his revenge.
Full of spectacular car accidents, grimy interludes and death defying stunts, this is gritty and violent viewing. It is truly bleak and often unpleasant, but it is also a great portrayal of a good guy gone mad in a world full of social decay that is teetering on the edge of oblivion.
FINAL SAY: Cundalini wants his hand back!
3 Chilli Peppers
ALIEN SERIES:
1. ALIEN
2. ALIENS
3. ALIEN 3
4. ALIEN: RESURRECTION
5. PROMETHEUS
6. ALIEN: COVENANT
Release Dates: 1979, 1986, 1992, 1997, 2012, 2017
Rating: MA or R 18+
Running Time: 824 mins (about 12 hours in total)
I've got be honest in saying that the quality of the viewing gets pretty inconsistent here, ranging from the epic first two instalments Alien and Aliens to the almost un-watchable third offering Alien 3. The fourth instalment Alien Resurrection gave the series some much needed wings again, only to rapidly descend into tedium with the two newest Alien efforts Prometheus and Alien: Covenant. Overlooking that, I have judged the series as an entire body of work, as just one overall experience, and when you are viewing it from that perspective - it is nothing short of epic!
The first of the series, Alien was directed by Ridley Scott and rapidly became a box office smash, fastly gaining a massive cult following and setting itself up for an extremely lucrative franchise. The original Alien is still recognised today as one the best science fiction movies ever made and it received an Academy Award for Best Visual Effects, mostly due to it's H. R. Giger inspired, black, slimy and utterly ruthless 'Xenomorph' alien creatures.
In an unspecified time in the future, a commercial spacecraft crew are awakened from 'hypersleep' by the ship's computer Mother. A signal has been given out from a derelict alien spacecraft, and three of the crew head out to investigate. What they encounter is a new life form, unfortunately it is also an extremely aggressive, terrifyingly strong and apparently virtually unstoppable life form, so things rapidly go from bad to worse.
In a nutshell, Officer Ripley (Sigourney Weaver) is consistently used throughout the series for her incredible understanding of the aliens, and her die hard, kick-ass, women power attitude. And I have to admit, a female heroine was a refreshing addition. I really don't want to say too much, because if you haven't seen them, you should. They are insidiously scary, deeply atmospheric and grossly entertaining. The sets are tangibly futuristic, the scripts are mostly consistent and the aliens are so well done that they manage to steal the limelight in almost every instalment, truly epitomizing every science fiction fan's worst nightmare.
FINAL SAY: That is most certainly NOT an Easter Egg!
4 Chilli Peppers
1. ALIEN
2. ALIENS
3. ALIEN 3
4. ALIEN: RESURRECTION
5. PROMETHEUS
6. ALIEN: COVENANT
Release Dates: 1979, 1986, 1992, 1997, 2012, 2017
Rating: MA or R 18+
Running Time: 824 mins (about 12 hours in total)
I've got be honest in saying that the quality of the viewing gets pretty inconsistent here, ranging from the epic first two instalments Alien and Aliens to the almost un-watchable third offering Alien 3. The fourth instalment Alien Resurrection gave the series some much needed wings again, only to rapidly descend into tedium with the two newest Alien efforts Prometheus and Alien: Covenant. Overlooking that, I have judged the series as an entire body of work, as just one overall experience, and when you are viewing it from that perspective - it is nothing short of epic!
The first of the series, Alien was directed by Ridley Scott and rapidly became a box office smash, fastly gaining a massive cult following and setting itself up for an extremely lucrative franchise. The original Alien is still recognised today as one the best science fiction movies ever made and it received an Academy Award for Best Visual Effects, mostly due to it's H. R. Giger inspired, black, slimy and utterly ruthless 'Xenomorph' alien creatures.
In an unspecified time in the future, a commercial spacecraft crew are awakened from 'hypersleep' by the ship's computer Mother. A signal has been given out from a derelict alien spacecraft, and three of the crew head out to investigate. What they encounter is a new life form, unfortunately it is also an extremely aggressive, terrifyingly strong and apparently virtually unstoppable life form, so things rapidly go from bad to worse.
In a nutshell, Officer Ripley (Sigourney Weaver) is consistently used throughout the series for her incredible understanding of the aliens, and her die hard, kick-ass, women power attitude. And I have to admit, a female heroine was a refreshing addition. I really don't want to say too much, because if you haven't seen them, you should. They are insidiously scary, deeply atmospheric and grossly entertaining. The sets are tangibly futuristic, the scripts are mostly consistent and the aliens are so well done that they manage to steal the limelight in almost every instalment, truly epitomizing every science fiction fan's worst nightmare.
FINAL SAY: That is most certainly NOT an Easter Egg!
4 Chilli Peppers
2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY
Release Date: 1968
Rating: M
Running Time: 161 mins
Nearly 50 years old and still as fresh as the day that it was released, 2001: A Space Odyssey has most definitely stood the test of time and continues to be a quintessential example of amazing science fiction filmmaking. Stanley Kubrick's meditative glimpse into the future rings eerily true in so many ways and was considered to be the most scientifically accurate depiction of actual space flight for many years.
A mysterious black structure connects the past with the future, man colonises the moon and astronauts are sent on a top secret mission to Jupiter, where their highly intelligent computer H.A.L. 9000 experiences a malfunction.
Written by Stanley Kubrick and Arthur C. Clarke, and partially inspired by Clarke's short story "The Sentinel," the film deals with themes of existentialism, evolution, technology, artificial intelligence and extraterrestrial life making it both complex and mesmerising all at once. Reviews were polarised upon it's release because of complexity, but it soon gained a cult following and eventually became the highest grossing North American film in 1968. Today, 2001: A Space Odyssey is widely regarded as one of the greatest and most influential films ever made.
FINAL SAY: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
4.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1968
Rating: M
Running Time: 161 mins
Nearly 50 years old and still as fresh as the day that it was released, 2001: A Space Odyssey has most definitely stood the test of time and continues to be a quintessential example of amazing science fiction filmmaking. Stanley Kubrick's meditative glimpse into the future rings eerily true in so many ways and was considered to be the most scientifically accurate depiction of actual space flight for many years.
A mysterious black structure connects the past with the future, man colonises the moon and astronauts are sent on a top secret mission to Jupiter, where their highly intelligent computer H.A.L. 9000 experiences a malfunction.
Written by Stanley Kubrick and Arthur C. Clarke, and partially inspired by Clarke's short story "The Sentinel," the film deals with themes of existentialism, evolution, technology, artificial intelligence and extraterrestrial life making it both complex and mesmerising all at once. Reviews were polarised upon it's release because of complexity, but it soon gained a cult following and eventually became the highest grossing North American film in 1968. Today, 2001: A Space Odyssey is widely regarded as one of the greatest and most influential films ever made.
FINAL SAY: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
4.5 Chilli Peppers
THE TIME MACHINE
Release Date: 1960
Rating: G
Running Time: 103 mins
I know that a remake of this movie has been made, but I will always have a soft spot for the original version, which was one of the first science fiction films that I ever saw. Based on the 1895 novel of the same name by H. G. Wells and produced and directed by George Pal, The Time Machine won an Academy Award for Best Special Effects in 1961 for its time lapse photographic effects showing the world changing rapidly.
A scientist (Rod Taylor) invents a machine that allows him to travel backwards and forwards in time through 'the fourth dimension'. He hopes that his future travels will show him an Utopian existence, but instead he finds an oppressive future where humans live in fear of a subterranean species called Morlocks.
Sure, it may be a bit dated by today's sci-fi standards, but it is really atmospheric and quite dark in it's depiction of a world that has survived three world wars only to arrive at an even more oppressive future. I recall being terrified of the Morlocks as a child and truly concerned about a possibly bleak future. It's a classic for sure, and a great example of high quality science fiction vision.
FINAL SAY: Thousands of years of building and rebuilding, creating and recreating so you can let it crumble to dust.
3 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1960
Rating: G
Running Time: 103 mins
I know that a remake of this movie has been made, but I will always have a soft spot for the original version, which was one of the first science fiction films that I ever saw. Based on the 1895 novel of the same name by H. G. Wells and produced and directed by George Pal, The Time Machine won an Academy Award for Best Special Effects in 1961 for its time lapse photographic effects showing the world changing rapidly.
A scientist (Rod Taylor) invents a machine that allows him to travel backwards and forwards in time through 'the fourth dimension'. He hopes that his future travels will show him an Utopian existence, but instead he finds an oppressive future where humans live in fear of a subterranean species called Morlocks.
Sure, it may be a bit dated by today's sci-fi standards, but it is really atmospheric and quite dark in it's depiction of a world that has survived three world wars only to arrive at an even more oppressive future. I recall being terrified of the Morlocks as a child and truly concerned about a possibly bleak future. It's a classic for sure, and a great example of high quality science fiction vision.
FINAL SAY: Thousands of years of building and rebuilding, creating and recreating so you can let it crumble to dust.
3 Chilli Peppers
IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE
Release Date: 1946
Rating: PG
Running Time: 130 mins
Based on the short story "The Greatest Gift" by Phillip Van Doren Stern, this vintage Christmas fantasy drama from Frank Capra has become traditional viewing during the Christmas season and has won a place in thousands of hearts since it's release in the 1940's.
The story revolves around George Bailey (James Stewart), a man who is contemplating suicide on Christmas Eve. His guardian angel Clarence intervenes by showing George what his community would look like if he had never existed.
Although the movie wasn't a box office smash when it was released, in spite of it's five Academy Award nominations, it has since gone on to be recognized by the American Film Institute as one of the 100 best American films ever made.
And, it is true, this is certainly an inspiring and touching story, that will bring a tear to your eye and restore your faith in humanity around Christmas time. It's a Wonderful Life is a magnificent and uplifting classic that has a wholesome moral message, making it a perfect and squeaky clean viewing choice for the entire family.
FINAL SAY: Remember, George: no man is a failure if he has friends.
3.5 Chilli Peppers
Release Date: 1946
Rating: PG
Running Time: 130 mins
Based on the short story "The Greatest Gift" by Phillip Van Doren Stern, this vintage Christmas fantasy drama from Frank Capra has become traditional viewing during the Christmas season and has won a place in thousands of hearts since it's release in the 1940's.
The story revolves around George Bailey (James Stewart), a man who is contemplating suicide on Christmas Eve. His guardian angel Clarence intervenes by showing George what his community would look like if he had never existed.
Although the movie wasn't a box office smash when it was released, in spite of it's five Academy Award nominations, it has since gone on to be recognized by the American Film Institute as one of the 100 best American films ever made.
And, it is true, this is certainly an inspiring and touching story, that will bring a tear to your eye and restore your faith in humanity around Christmas time. It's a Wonderful Life is a magnificent and uplifting classic that has a wholesome moral message, making it a perfect and squeaky clean viewing choice for the entire family.
FINAL SAY: Remember, George: no man is a failure if he has friends.
3.5 Chilli Peppers