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Catching Up and Watching Crap

8/1/2015

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Buzzing around catching up with friends, I've been traveling across Victoria to engage in a variety of most excellent get together's and I am rapidly filling in time until we all leave for Bali. 
I saw a friend's new house the other day, you just have to love that new house smell and how insanely clean everything is; I recall how excited I was when we moved out to Enfield. When you build a home for yourself, you love it all the more. 
Zoe navigated the highway for the first time and we went to Bacchus Marsh so we could spend the 39 degree day rolling around in my Aunt's swimming pool and scoffing salad rolls. She is the type of Aunt that nothing is too much for, the type of Aunt that you want in your life. You can rock up anytime and you're always welcome and handsomely fed as well! 
Braved another corking hot day yesterday and ventured out to Teesdale to pick strawberries with a friend. I love strawberries and picking them always makes me think of my nan and the hundreds of strawberries that I greedily popped into my gob from her garden when I was growing up; so it's a little nostalgic for me. But 38 degrees is NOT picking weather, we all survived, but I was dripping with sweat by the time we were done, and did I mention my car has no air conditioning? Yeah, kinda stupid, but hey I have the most delicious strawberries to eat for breakfast today! 
Today I am heading out to meet a friend at the Chocolate Mill in Mt Franklin to indulge my need for Venus' Nipples, if you don't know what I am talking about then you need to go out there and see for yourself. The chocolates are amazing! Anyway packing a picnic lunch to have by the lake and hopefully the sudden drizzle will hold off until the afternoon. 
Unfortunately, my recent connection to Foxtel on Demand options on my Pay TV has led to a phenomenal rise in shitty viewing. I am rapidly discovering why these movies are free to watch and why I haven't seen them already! I can't remember the last time I watched this much shit in ages! 
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THE KNIGHTS OF BADASSDOM
Release Date: 2013 
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 86 mins 

I know, the name should of been a dead giveaway! But Peter Dinklage, Ryan Kwanten, Summer Glau and Danny Puddy are in it, so I was utterly allured by the cast here, don't let that happen to you! 
Three live action role players conjure up a demon and must try to defeat it before it kills all of the LARPers at the battle of Evermore. 
This movie was so bad that I almost got a nose bleed watching it.
FINAL SAY: Avoid like Typhoid!
0.5 Chili Peppers

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AN AMERICAN HAUNTING
Release Date: 2005
Rating: M
Running Time: 83 mins (that I will never get back!)

SPOILERS! What should've been a recount of a real life haunting that occurred in Tennessee in 1817, turned out to be a girl manifesting her angst at being molested by her father. This was a debacle from start to end, Donald Sutherland and Sissy Spacek need to hang their heads in shame!
Epically crap, and the effects could've been handled by my nine year old son on his laptop. 
FINAL SAY: Fucking haunting alright!
0.5 Chili Peppers 


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MAGIC MAGIC
Release Date: 2013
Rating: MA 15+
Running Time: 97 mins 
Somebody tell me what the fuck was going on here please! 
Apparently this 'psychological thriller' was reviewed as being a 'great ride' - HARDLY! 
Five people, some Sth American and some not, go on a trip to a remote island. One of them is suffering from sleep deprivation and starts tripping out and doing all manner of crazy shit, including shoving her pussy into Michael Cera's face. This movie goes from weird to weirder, and the art-house esoteric bullshit was lost on me that's for sure. 
FINAL SAY: I doubt being stoned would even help with this one!
1.5 Chili Peppers 

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