I spent about 12 hours glued to the toilet with my entire life force on mass exodus from both ends. I probably cant blame it on anything but myself, but I have not felt this sick since I had gastroenteritis five years ago. The stomach cramping was insanely painful and I couldn't even keep a glass of water down, and I certainly wasn't drunk enough for a hangover on that scale! I think that I definitely caught some kind of a stomach bug or maybe I have an allergy or something like it, since I just spent the last 24 hours trying to sip on electrolytes and feeling like trash, needing to sleep more than my cat.
So weird, could be indicative of just pushing myself too much lately, too much crapola on one plate. I don't know and mostly I don't even care, I just want to feel like a human again and be able to eat and drink something without having a gag reflex kick in. This is clearly the worst way to lose 5 kilos ever. My body is telling me something alright, and I am hearing it loud and clear! No work for you today - grab a hot water bottle and a blanket and get thee to the couch - pronto!

Release Date: 1984
Rating: M
Running Time: 93 mins
This John Hughes 80's classic is right up there with the likes of The Breakfast Club and Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Hughes films were a staple for me growing up, and the jokes and teen awkwardness still work well today. Basically, there's always enough headgear, leotards and floppy disks to fill an 80's convention and the soundtrack is always kicking, making them the perfect coming of age options for any generation.
Samantha Baker has just turned 16, however with her sisters wedding stealing all of the limelight, no-one even remembers. Smothered at home by an influx of extended family for the wedding and the horny exchange student Long Duk Dong, she turns her attentions to the high school dance. However, at school she is being pursued by a relentless geek whilst secretly lusting over the incredibly hunky Jake Ryan. Things are set into motion for a crazy 48 hours of mis-hap and hilarity as love finds a way against all odds in true Hughes style.
FINAL SAY: Craziest 16th ever
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